What the hell is this movie theater?

Mitte: Appearing in the official Sword Art Online Attack chapter, the Sickle user, whose real name is Usagi Fukasumi, and Asuna are real-life relatives and friends.

——Well, what should I say next? Let me tell you my thoughts about this book.

My idea for this book is probably the idea of ​​"Embers of the Old Era". When I was writing the book, I felt like I had gone back to more than ten years ago. Sometimes some old jokes would come out of my memory unconsciously. Attack me.

For example, 'Claude ⑨''s 'Super ⑨ Martial God Tyrant Slash' and the like.

Even in my current opinion, it was a very bright era for fan fiction.

Although there was no income from writing fan fiction back then, and probably because there was no income from writing fan fiction, the Japanese animation industry had just been hit by the first wave of the Wall of Masterpieces, and everyone was a master of generating electricity, so writing There are many interesting and storytelling works - of course there are also dark histories, such as mine.

Maybe it was because the Dian Niang fandom area at that time was already full of talented people.

Ten years ago, or even earlier, the cheating tree was not called cheating tree, and the top student was not called top student. Many masters competed on the same stage not for money but just to "write fan stories and practice", and they fought like Digimon. Collect data to continuously evolve——

Although I was the rookie who was responsible for being beaten, luckily I had forgotten all the dark history novels and author names I had written at that time in my mind, so I was actually okay (thumbs up)

[Actually, there weren’t that many people playing with the Internet back then. Apple 07 didn’t come out until 1, and only after 08 did the domestic Internet begin to fully popularize 3G technology. Jimei friends, our domestic Tianyi 3G is really too fast o(′ Yi `)o……]

[(°ー°〃)Cough, so the early Internet was more like people with lofty ideals who gathered together because of their hobbies. But after the wave of network industrialization hits, the original elite small workshop model will be washed away by the wave of network industrialization. Damage, like that of high-quality Chinese cultural communities such as Renren and Tianya Community, is also a natural thing. 】

[┌|*??｀|┘Nowadays, homogeneous cultural goods are dumped everywhere in society. They are stable, large-volume and mediocre. It is just a change in the industrialization era - everyone can miss that era, but that era is There is only a moment of memory left in my mind, which has long been beautified by time and nostalgia for the past. 】

Oops, stop talking. It would be rude to say any more.

Anyway-

Because this book is not a trendy book version, and the writing style is not mainstream, I thought it would probably remain tepid, but in my confusion, it ranked on the click list for me, and it made me think. Two days later, I opened my mouth and exclaimed: Such a wonderful start...

It's an entertainment novel, don't take it seriously, I just compiled it like this, and you just read it like this.

If we are destined, see you there or not.

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[Twenty updates will not be enough at once. After the release, seven chapters will be updated. After that, I will try my best to pay back the remaining updates in addition to the two updates every day...]

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Here is a book by a good brother——

This good brother has helped me a lot. If you are interested, please read it. If you can contribute to the collection, please contribute to the collection.

【Brothers from China? The latest masterpiece】

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What is everywhere?

When he saw the white-skinned ship girl being humiliated in public, Su Mu stood far away, thinking about this problem.

In this society, strong ships are proud and weak ships are looked down upon.

When hundreds of types of ship girls appeared, [Three, Six, Nine, etc.] came into being.

The white-skinned ship with ridiculously low values ​​and unrewarded efforts has naturally become the "dregs" among ship girls.

They are not liked, needed, or relied upon.

"The strong must rule the weak. Only the naturally weak will think this is cruel."

This is a true portrayal of this society.

Overcoming the pointing crowd, Su Mu stepped forward and took Spence's hand.

This is his initial ship, a crybaby who is too cowardly to open his eyes in battle.

It doesn't matter if you are despised by everyone, just choose a ship girl, as long as you like it.

after many years--

On the stage that attracted the attention of all countries, Su Mu looked at Spence who used the Great Fortune Palm and nodded with satisfaction.

64. The heroes worked together to defeat Bracken!Raise your sword and slay your old enemy to the sound of famous songs!

Although the boss on the 40th floor is Warden Bracken, who is about three meters tall and looks very scary with two hook locks, this strategy battle is nothing more than a popcorn blockbuster for Su Hong.

——And it’s a close-up popcorn blockbuster.

After all, most of the time he just squats in the corner and has nothing to do. Just like what Lao Ba said after eating Orli, squatting there is useless and will make people nag him forever.

Heathcliff's call came, "Kirito, Asuna and Su Hong, get ready! When the BOSS enters the hard state, you can go up and hit the notes! The offensive status bar in the BUFF plus weapon performance enhancement!"

"okay."

Su Hong put away the shield he was blocking in front of him and took out the flute. Asuna and Kirito immediately came to Su Hong's side to perform the task of protecting him. Whenever an emergency occurs, the two of them must rely on their own speed and His reflexes and sword skills parried the BOSS's attacks to ensure Su Hong's safety.

——In fact, it is completely unnecessary.

After all, Su Hong estimated that before Kayaba Akihiko attacked the BOSS, he had probably already used his administrator authority to review the BOSS's skill set and when was the safest time for him to go up and play notes.

Kirito and Asuna's guards were nothing more than a charade.

"Su Hong!"

"I'm tired..."

When Heathcliff issued the order, Warden Bracken fell to the ground and howled. Su Hong, escorted by Asuna and Kirito, came to Warden Bracken and used his own hands to The flute inside hit Warden Bracken's head time and time again, bursting out notes one after another.

Kirito, Asuna and other players in the strategy team took this opportunity to use various sword skills and the madness of the handsome flat A to suppress Warden Bracken's penultimate health line.

"I'm running away, come on."

After Su Hong got the notes, he went shopping in the BOSS room like he was assisting Bard, collecting the scattered notes leisurely, and then returned to the classic self-isolated corner, using the special skill of [Soul Sound]. Wide Area Strengthening】The effect plays BUFF.

The magical melody of the classic song "Just Because You Are So Beautiful" immediately filled the entire BOSS room, and a [Significant increase in weapon base attack power] BUFF appeared in the status bar of all members of the strategy team who heard the song.

Su Hong took out the shield again and blocked it in front of him, and continued to squat in the corner like an old man watching the Japanese action sword and halberd drama online. Hearing that Heathcliff continued to give orders one after another as the leader.

"It's time to name names! Team four, please break the warden's chains!"

"The BOSS is about to use a skill! The first team is preparing for [rebound]! The second and third teams are preparing for substitutes! After this skill is used up, everyone will use their full output to empty the BOSS's remaining health bar!"

"Just put out all your energy now!"

Su Hong just watched the poor warden Bracken being brutally beaten to death by the attack team organized by Heathcliff, and then turned into a point of light and disappeared from everyone's sight.

"We win... we win! We defeated the BOSS on the 40th floor!"

"There were no victims this time! It was the No. 40 floor BOSS that passed without any casualties!"

"We win! We win! We win!"

Su Hong was squatting in the corner and watching the lively celebration of the players, but he just glanced at Kirito, who happened to also look at him immediately.

The two people's eyes immediately intertwined in the air for a moment before they left.

Kirito began to respond to Ling Yin and Klein's happy cries and interact with them, while Su Hong took off the equipment he was wearing in the corner of the BOSS room and put on the performance clothes he specially prepared for today.

Su Hong's figure was suddenly filled with blue light. When the blue light disappeared, what appeared in the place was the cute Tang Bohu who had shown his wise eyes in front of Argo and Yui.

Tang Bohu took two steps forward at this moment, assuming an enchanting and euphemistic posture like an old general on a stage filled with chess pieces——

"But—sigh—"

The players who were originally celebrating seemed to have calmed down as if the pause button had been pressed. Almost half of them immediately took two steps back after seeing Tang Bohu appear in the living room, with fear in their eyes.

It's just that Tang Bohu didn't pull out his baguette and have a hearty baguette fight with them on the spot as they imagined. Instead, he continued to take two steps forward and sang.

"It's hard for Qiu Hong to break up one of the two, and the idiot is obsessed with resentment and madness——"

At this time, Kirito held the interpreter in his hand, silently retreated behind the crowd while everyone's attention was focused on Tang Bohu, and then quietly approached Heathcliff, the deputy leader of the Blood Alliance Knights.

"Just because that evil animal sacrifice will bring disaster——"

Tang Bohu once again struck an enchanting Peking Opera pose. It is precisely because of the enchanting pose, coupled with Tang Bohu's intelligent eyes and figure, that this performance is more lethal and attractive.

"If the heroine hadn't drawn the sword, everyone would have died!"

The interpreter in Kirito's hand flashed with the fluorescence of sword skills and suddenly came from behind Heathcliff. He directly hit Heathcliff's body and was stopped by the transparent barrier and the pop-up system prompt, preventing him from making any progress.

The loud noise caused by the collision between the weapon and the barrier made everyone attracted to Kirito and Heathcliff again.

Heathcliff turned around and used his shield to knock Kirito away, and then brought up the system management bar. Almost everyone, including Kirito, fell to the ground in a [Paralysis] state.

But Tang Bohu was still standing in the BOSS room, displaying a poster of the United States during the World War II draft - pointing at Kayaba Akihiko like Uncle Sam.

Heathcliff hid the system management bar with a wave of his hand, banged the sword and shield in his hand on the ground, and applauded Tang Bohu with his free hands.

"Wonderful, so wonderful - whether it's your performance just now or Kirito's sudden attack on me, in my opinion, it's so wonderful that I can't help but applaud you two."

Before Tang Bohu could speak, Kirito, who fell to the ground, cursed loudly and angrily, "Kayaba Akihiko!"

All the players immediately reacted, and all kinds of voices suddenly started to rise one after another.

"Mao, Chang Jingyan..."

"Deputy Captain! Are you Kayaba Akihiko! Have you been lying to us!"

When the curses continued one after another, Tang Bohu put away his concave posture and made a "puff puff" sound with his two fleshy palms.

"Hey, hey, hey! That's it for the shocking scenes of passers-by! As the elemental hero Tang Bohu, I have carefully prepared the invincible super job in the universe and I want Haji Malu Uranium!"

"..."

Even Kayaba Akihiko was silent for a while because of Su Hong's nervous performance, let alone others.

65. After practicing cultivation, you want to kill the enemy with a sword!Before the battle, he revealed the secrets of the master!

Kayaba Akihiko is a rational person. Even if something happens in front of him that makes him speechless and choked, he will not complain, but will directly continue the conversation with the information he currently has.

"Although I have guessed that you have known my identity for a long time, Mr. Su Hong, but what puzzles me is why you would change your original idea of ​​living happily in the Town of Beginnings. , suddenly said that I wanted to join the strategy team, and suddenly exposed my identity on the high-profile stage I prepared for you?"

"Because this doesn't fit my character, Kayaba Akihiko," Tang Bohu struck the air in a boxing stance and punched in a way that wouldn't even be considered amateur, "Now I can do whatever suits my character. , I won't do it if I don't want to do it, but I will do most of the things that don't fit my personality - this is my combat power of up to 8000 after the power of OOC is blessed with me. If it is higher, I will It’s time to use the Great Shift of Heaven and Earth.”

"Character?" Kayaba Akihiko didn't understand.

"It would be too boring for you to play the role-playing game alone in this game, so I play this role-playing game with you...how about it? Am I very nice to you?"

Tang Bohu put his head in his hands and began to do squats to warm up.

"What you say is still so difficult to understand," Kayaba Akihiko smiled and shook his head, "But...what you said and your current performance seem to me...very interesting."

"It seems that I can only reluctantly return to the version - quick attack magic! Mask change!"

Tang Bohu stood up from the ground, then raised his right paw with a meat ball high, and skillfully assumed the posture of Minami Kotaro when he transformed into Kamen Rider RX——

"Very-ok!"

The tiger's claws waved several graceful arcs in the air and finally settled into a posture. Tang Bohu's eyes also conveyed a look that was far more intelligent and full of meaning than before.

"Masked Hero Tang Bohu! Come on!"

The anger, confusion and disbelief that many players had towards Kayaba Akihiko were mostly washed away by Tang Bohu's completely meaningless dialogue and behavior, just like a woman who wanted to curse but was strictly guarded and couldn't find the opportunity to curse. That's hard to say.

Under such circumstances, Tang Bohu finally calmed down and returned to the posture of an ordinary person wearing a doll, and Su Hong's calm and coherent voice came out from the doll suit.

"My motivation for taking these actions is my hatred for you, Kayaba Akihiko."

Kayaba Akihiko frowned, "Hate for me?"

"Yes, I hate you," Tang Bohu continued, "Just like I said when you and I first met, you could have become a scientist who will go down in history, but you used the technology of the era to commit crimes. , let 1 people be your living test subjects - regardless of emotion or reason, I should hate you."

"Then you are wrong," Kayaba Akihiko narrowed his eyes at this time, "Even with your abnormal existence, there are only 670 players in Aincrad at most - In reality, there are still 320 eight gaming helmets that have not had time to be used.”

"Ah...so my crazy behavior in the past year in Aincrad will be called abnormal by you, a genius and high-intelligence criminal?"

"The result is correct, but the process is wrong," Kayaba Akihiko explained seriously, "I have only issued [-] game helmets in the real world, but you are the player number [-]. .”

"I am actually ten thousand and one."

Even Tang Bohu, who quit the version and became the Masked Hero, couldn't help but fall silent.

"This is why I asked Mental State Management Support Application No. 2 to contact you, but the result is not clear..."

Kayaba Akihiko then asked equally calmly and seriously.

"Are you a highly intelligent AI that other Internet companies put into this game? Or are you an electronic ghost wandering around the Internet? Or...are you just the ghost of Aincrad that wandered to Aincrad by chance after your death?"

"I might be a cosmic male ghost, I might be a cyber ghost, I might be someone reborn from the future, I might be a reincarnation from another universe... Of course, I might also be scolding an idiot God online who has nothing to do. War, ordinary people who cursed God and were thrown into cyber hell by God might be the same."

"Ordinary people?"

Kayaba Akihiko was amused by the last sentence he said, but he continued.