What the hell is this movie theater?

【Run quickly!Silly boy!Run!This is not home! 】

[Then I have to describe my character as an ordinary person's mental journey, and describe the fact that I am an ordinary person without talent - in this way, if the audience can see my mental journey of my own character, then I The purpose is achieved. 】

[The impression of 'crazy', 'whole-working' and 'playing with jokes' works has been broken, and the audience will think that I have changed from a 'crazy guy' to 'someone who uses jokes and crazy to vent their stress. Little young'. 】

[Although it's true that 'a young man vents his stress by playing tricks and going crazy', the most important thing is——】

['The purity of epilepsy' is diluted. 】

[In this way, the audience will feel like they are "committed to literary youth", "the god of madness has fallen", "the wall of their heart is about to be penetrated by Argo and Stolea", as if they are all over the body. There is Miss W crawling. 】

[In this case, another batch ran away. 】

[The next step is my invincible super bad job in the universe——]

【The power of OOC! 】

[During the two months of leveling, I deliberately suppressed the thoughts and frequency of 'crazy' and 'playful', allowing the negative emotions in my heart to grow and cultivating my hatred for Keima Katsuragi and Akihiko Kayaba, until The hatred in my heart took root and sprouted, allowing me to overcome the fear of death itself as an ordinary person, and then launched a gorgeous rebellion against Kayaba Akihiko and Katsuragi Keima, and then died. 】

[After all... can an ordinary person like me be the protagonist of "SAO"?It's very hard to be honest. It's normal to be cheated. If I were the protagonist, would I still be reduced to fighting on the Internet?I have long been considered a winner in life, and my death was part of my plan. 】

[The audience looked at it and thought, oh, this is a big job that has been planned for so long. It’s okay to give the protagonist a youth treatment before the big job. In the plot, there is such a bad job that you can’t beat the BOSS. Even He was even angry at me as a viewer - and from then on I turned into a hater. 】

[I must give a negative review. I will first step on this movie-watching body myself, and then tell everyone who can see this work how shitty and rubbish this work is. On Douban/Zhihu/ Post your own critical comments in the comment section of Bilibili/Weibo/Maopu, and gather an army to denounce this work. 】

[Come on, black fans! 】

[Whether it's 'the protagonist has changed from a bastard to a human being', 'the protagonist's jokes are very embarrassing', 'the protagonist is guilty of literary youth's pretentious moaning and disgusting', 'the protagonist has done a super bad job' or... No matter what reason you have to criticize this story staged by me, I admire you from the bottom of my heart and cheer for you! 】

[You must knock down Keima Katsuragi, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...]

[I am only 24 years old and have just graduated and returned home. I originally still had a lot of life to mess around with...but now, how big is my gap?From messing up his life to laughing like crazy, he tries his best to assassinate the audience!Please inherit my mantle, become a new keyboard warrior, and make critical comments to save the children, save the children, woo woo woo woo...]

【…】

【…】

【…】

[Isn’t this life’s revolving door a little too long!Am I Kaz floating in space? 】

[Okay, family, I’ve run out of ideas and complaints, so I’d better think of something serious now...]

[Think carefully, a lot of things have indeed happened so far. 】

[Because I was under the active influence of Aincrad, 'Fortunately', a tool girl, did not offer her 'destined death' to the One God Matsuoka, so the One God's heart could not grow. 】

[So I made up for my mistakes!A grand 'destined death' was offered to God! 】

[After I die, a male protagonist like Kirito who ranks at the forefront of Japanese male protagonists will most likely be willing to take on the responsibility of taking care of Yui because of guilt or something else - after all, Argo has a good relationship with him. . 】

【This way I solved Yui’s problem. 】

[And Stolea’s problem...]

[Even if Storeya showed the power to 'transcend the system' during the battle between me and Kayaba Akihiko, which caused some mistakes in my plan, but because of this, Kayaba Akihiko will not kill Stolea. Rhea. 】

[Although I don’t know how Storea will be dealt with by Kayaba Akihiko, but Kayaba Akihiko should give Storea a chance to take revenge on him... maybe I can’t say for sure. 】

[But these are not things I should worry about anymore. 】

[After all, I'm already dead, and even if I said I could end the game, I didn't say when I could end the game. If you beat the game yourself, it's the end of the game...]

【Anyway——】

【Believe in the only God! 】

[Because I was only on the [-]th floor when I was in the game, and the card that Kayaba Akihiko drove was also torn up on the [-]th floor, which means that now Matsuoka’s only god is going to lead the players in the strategy team all the way to the [-]th floor. It takes a hundred layers to fight Kayaba Akihiko! 】

[Then there are still sixty floors left! 】

[In this sixtieth floor, the only god will definitely have enough time to kill the passers-by party represented by Ling Yin and Asuna's original party, and open a super big harem! 】

[In this way, when fighting Kayaba Akihiko, it will be like in the original animation, allowing the only god to establish a deep bond with his harem and have 'power beyond the system'!Defeat Kayaba Akihiko!Let this game allow ordinary people like me and Uncle Nishida, who are extremely ordinary both in reality and in the game, to be able to safely return to reality and meet their wives and children! 】

[Although what I did was indeed a bit too cruel to the still young One God!But!After all, this is all I can do as an ordinary person!This is the performance gap between gods and ordinary people! 】

【Because you are an ordinary person like me!Even if you decide to give everything to support you protagonists, it is already very difficult!It would be even more difficult to really provide adequate support to you picky C-positioners! 】

[I have fulfilled my responsibilities as a 'Tianjin fan'!The rest is left to you 'Z warriors' to defeat 'Saru'! 】

[If you, as the protagonist, catch the ball and don’t throw it into the basket, but instead want to jump chicken with the basketball, you are too beautiful, then it is your own problem!It has nothing to do with me at all! 】

【……Grass! 】

[This makes me go to Zhihu to have fun and catch the auxiliary Thresh that Keima Katsuragi played in the game before. If I didn’t have a 5/5 strong limit, otherwise I would give you the genealogy of this idiot ADC...]

【I remembered it!Damn it! 】

[Obviously Kayaba Akihiko and Katsuragi Keima are stupid idiots!I should have beaten him up in public during the expedition ceremony on the ninth floor of No. 30!I didn't fucking think of that! 】

【…】

【…】

【…】

[Actually, when I think about it, it’s normal that I can’t think of beating up Kayaba Akihiko...]

[If I really find an opportunity to put a sack on Kayaba Akihiko in public and beat this idiot up, then the anger I'm holding in my heart might just dissipate...]

[Maybe I have to be as angry as a crocodile hiding in the grass...]

[After all, an angry crocodile can only use two strengthening skills. How long can a red angry W bite Kayaba Akihiko...]

【…】

【…】

【…】

[——But I still really want to beat up Kayaba Akihiko! 】

[I want to fight Kayaba Akihiko, I want to fight Kayaba Akihiko, I want to fight Kayaba Akihiko, I want to fight Kayaba Akihiko, I want to fight Kayaba Akihiko, I want to fight Kayaba Akihiko, I want to fight Kayaba Akihiko, I want to fight Kayaba Akihiko, I want to fight Kayaba Akihiko...]

[I want to fight Kayaba Akihiko, hehehehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...! ! ! 】

73. Bad life!It cannot be killed!

There are two sides to the story, but Kirito's situation is miserable.

Although Su Hong's previous attacks had not been effective, Kayaba Akihiko did not fight Su Hong back and forth like he did in the first and second battles. He did not even make a move. During the battle, the two The constant conversation seems to be a battle...

Who would have thought that Kayaba Akihiko would suddenly pierce Su Hong's body with murderous intent almost instantly, and under his gaze, his health bar would be emptied, shattered into light, and disappear before his eyes.

- He didn't even react.

——It’s as if everyone has become accustomed to the store manager doing things with a nervous look and grimace, which makes people feel very embarrassed and embarrassed from time to time, but suddenly one day they heard that he had been killed, so to this The so-called facts have no real sense whatsoever.

Because for a person with the kind of personality the store manager does, nothing seems surprising.

Even if he showed his hysterical side in the previous battles and conversations, he would suddenly make a prank and inappropriate joke to force away the heavy emotions condensed in everyone's hearts, so even if he fights Kayaba Akihiko, He suddenly stopped while beating and raised his hands to say that he wanted to surrender, which seemed to be something that the store manager could do.

But he really died, and he died in front of himself.

It took Kirito nearly two seconds to realize that the 'beyond common sense' thing was actually happening in front of him as he imagined.

Because [the funny character in the comedy work died suddenly and normally], this kind of creation that no reader or audience would accept, suddenly and normally appeared in front of everyone.

Kirito's sanity had just come back and was washed away by the boundless rage. He gritted his teeth and pulled out the bloody words from his bone marrow, "Kayaba - Akihiko!"

"Oh?"

"You obviously don't want the store manager to really die! There is no need for you to accept the store manager's duel! You can obviously leave and go to the first floor to wait for us there, so that the store manager will definitely follow us in order to solve this game. Go to the Ruby Palace on the 1st floor! Then what are you doing now! Is it your purpose to drive him to this crazy state?"

"As you can see, Kirito-kun, I am killing people."

Kayaba Akihiko looked at Kirito, who was struggling to support his body despite the paralysis BUFF he had imposed, but kept falling to the ground while trying to stand up. The regretful expression on his face began to become playful.

"In...killing people?"

"Yeah, I'm killing people."

Kayaba Akihiko smiled and explained.

"You players are just hostages and players that I kidnapped from the real world. The real world is where you really exist. But the store manager you mentioned is different. He is not like you who can exit the game and return to the game. In the real world you live in...he is the one living here."

"you……"

"Although it is a pity - he is not satisfied with me, nor is he satisfied with the world I created. I have given him several opportunities to choose, but he has dismissed the olive branch I offered, so in this case , I can only reluctantly exclude this 'aboriginal person' living in Aincrad."

Kayaba Akihiko continued to guide Kirito with his own words.

Just as he had been trying to guide Su Hong and Storeya to cause miracles beyond the system.

Kirito returned to his sanity because of Kayaba Akihiko's words, and later found that he had finally regained some control of his body in anger.

He didn't even think much, and just a second before he lost control again, he used the index finger of his right hand to open the [Reviving Saint Crystal] in the shortcut bar of the system item and click to use it.

[Cannot be resurrected, please select a new target to use. 】

"Stop joking! Kayaba Akihiko!"

Kirito felt that his reason was being burned by rage like firewood thrown into the stove.

The respect that Heathcliff has been active in the Blood Alliance Knights and the strategy team since the game was launched is still due to the trust in him leading the strategy team to defeat the floor BOSS time and time again, or the fact that he is the strongest player in the game. All the admiration and admiration burned under his malicious intention of treating human lives as props and consumables, turning into a raging rage in his heart, burning the remaining sanity.

Even so, he still used his remaining rationality to seek the answers he wanted to know.

"I've died countless times during the closed beta! Now your method of trapping us in the death game is just to lift the restrictions on NERvGear's microwave function and forcefully use the overloaded microwave function to cook our brains. !

The ten-second limit on resurrection of [Saint Crystal of Resurrection] only means that NERvGear's microwave function will be activated within ten seconds of the player's death - [Saint Quartz of Resurrection] does not exist in the store manager's reality. It should be effective for physical people. "

Kayaba Akihiko's explanation for this was a rather simple response.

"So I canceled his account."

Kirito, who was now furious, went blank when he heard these words.

"...Logged out?"

"As you said, during the internal beta period of the game, the Cardinal control system actually had a resurrection mechanism, but I did not actually completely prohibit the implementation of the resurrection mechanism - the [Reviving Holy Crystal] in your hand Stone] is proof that the resurrection mechanism still exists in the game.”

Kayaba Akihiko patiently explained the story of Kirito's future.

"You also said that the death of the player in my game is not the real death, but the death of the player causes the system to detect [the death of the player] and causes [the death of the player's body], which in turn leads to [the death of the player's body]. The player's mental death]

I'm not actually killing the player on a mental level.

Therefore, my method of killing the store manager you mentioned is actually very simple. I log out his account, transfer his soul to a hard drive stored separately for him, and destroy the hard drive after completing my experiment.

Now his data has probably been transferred to the hard drive I prepared for him.

Even I actually feel quite sorry for it.

I originally wanted him to cooperate with me in research, and I sincerely wanted to be his creator, but he was unwilling to cooperate with me anyway, so I could only reluctantly give up this idea.

I hope he can still contribute some residual energy to my research before he really dies. "

"Kayaba Akihiko! Only you! Only you, a person who plays with others as guinea pigs and tools, never deserve to be forgiven! No matter what, I must kill you!"

Kirito clenched his teeth and clenched his fists tightly at this moment. The boundless anger flashing in his eyes carved Kayaba Akihiko's understatement of human life into the depths of his soul.

Even if it takes one, two, five, ten, or decades, as long as he lives in this world any day, he will carve hatred into himself like a store manager...

"——Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

At this moment, not to mention Kirito who was carving his hatred for Kayaba Akihiko into his soul, even all the extremely pessimistic and numb members of the strategy team present were frightened by the sudden and abrupt stench of the ghost. He shuddered and instinctively looked in the direction where the ghost scream came from.

They all opened their eyes wide and watched as countless flashes of golden light converged into a golden tiger doll holding a violin in a short moment——

Masked Hero Tang Bohu.

At this time, expressions of silence, speechlessness, confusion, sluggishness, numbness, helplessness, confusion, and confusion appeared on everyone's faces, which were complex and difficult to describe in one word.

After Tang Bohu silently turned his head to check the current situation nearby and the postures and positions of everyone, he put the shining golden violin in his left hand on his shoulder, and then pointed his right thumb at himself, performing a classic super posture. Vegeta's pose.

"Although I don't understand what's happening now...but you can't kill a bad guy!"

"..."

74.TOP CLIEAR MIND!

Tang Bohu didn't understand what was happening at this time, but everyone present, including Kayaba Akihiko, who had always looked like a science boy before, looked dumbfounded——