What the hell is this movie theater?

In short, the water was too deep and he couldn't control it.

Su Hong had no intention of looking for trouble for himself, so he simply turned around and returned to his quilt, set up a pot rack in the shallow alley and began to study the cooking system.

——The soul of Ganfan cannot be annihilated!

8. Who the hell buys fried rice? ?

After Su Hong went through the research and development of Hex Technology Fried Rice, he finally developed the first fried rice product in his life that could be said to be a hit--so his life during the day changed.

Su Hong dug out a trolley in the grocery store, put the boiler on the trolley, wrote the advertising sign on the wooden sign with a pen, and pushed the trolley to start the flexible employment cracked version in the initial town.

Su Hong pushed his cart around the town of Beginning for two or three days, but no one came to buy a piece of fried rice, so he had to shout loudly in the streets to attract customers.

"Who the hell buys fried rice!?"

"Who the hell buys fried rice!?"

Su Hong's loud shouting did not bring him customers. On the contrary, it attracted strange looks from the players in his small life. However, he was already dead and had long since broken the pot and released himself.

Facts have proven that releasing oneself in many cases has no positive impact on turnover, so much so that Su Hong couldn't get a single customer after calling all morning, so he could only push the cart to the central square to prepare for a rest.

The female player who used the harp to play Moonlight over the Lotus Pond was also in the central square, but she was sitting in front of the fountain as he was playing, quite far away from him. Moreover, she was not playing the music at this time, but was playing with A boy was having a great conversation.

Su Hong didn't pay much attention to them, but took a sip of water, leaned back on the bench and stared at the false sky of Aincrad for a while.

If you ignore that this is a death game, life here is actually quite leisurely. At least the cost of living is very low, and the life of just hanging out is actually not too bad. In terms of experience, it is better than working as a social worker. To good.

The crisp and melodious sound of the piano broke Su Hong's trance and made him look at the girl playing the harp again.

The boy who had been chatting happily with her before was sitting next to the girl and listening to her performance. And judging from the way he looked, he probably liked the girl.

After all, he has seen others fall in love.

Su Hong didn't pay much attention to this couple, he just stood up and started cooking fried rice for himself while listening to unknown music.

Because the cooking system has been simplified, Su Hong easily cooked himself a fried rice that he could never cook in real life. He then sat on the bench with the fried rice, which was full of color, flavor and flavor, and prepared to eat to the music. .

After eating the fried rice beautifully, he felt someone casting subtle glances at him. He looked up and found that many people were looking at his fried rice with subtle expressions.

This gaze even included the elegant girl who was still playing music.

"baffling."

Su Hong couldn't understand the thoughts of these little days at all, so he simply ignored their subtle glances and turned sideways to eat fried rice.

His behavior of turning away made Yuna Shigemura, who was already speechless, even more speechless. Her heart was really very delicate.

When she was playing a piece of music, the sudden sound of a spatula made her open her eyes and find that it was the "beggar from the hotel" who came here at some time and was making food, and the smell of fried rice was getting stronger and stronger. concentrated……

This left her completely uninterested in playing music.

She just managed to finish the music.

"Yuna, your playing level is really getting better and better," Eiji praised sincerely, "Just hearing your playing makes me feel a lot more relaxed."

"Thank you," Yuuna smiled and nodded, "Actually, I also suffered from that 'beggar at the hotel'..."

"Who the hell buys fried rice!?"

Yuna's words were interrupted by this angry voice, which also made her and Eiji look at the "beggar at the hotel" again, and saw his back pushing the cart away and shouting, "Who the fuck?" Buy fried rice?”

Although I couldn't understand what the beggar in the hotel was saying in Chinese, his ability to destroy the atmosphere was all the more outstanding because of it, making people laugh and cry.

"That person is so strange..." Eiji sighed sincerely, "In such an environment, he is more like a player in the game than us."

"Is that so?" Yuna looked at Eiji, "Is he more of a gamer than Eiji?"

Yuna Shigemura only became interested in this game under the influence of Eiji, and then she and Eiji queued up to buy a gaming helmet and entered the game.

Regarding "game" matters, Eiji has more say than someone like her who doesn't often come into contact with games.

"Ah, he's more like a gamer than us."

There are different types of games, and therefore gamers are diverse, but the only thing different players have in common is that they are all enjoying the fun brought by the game.

The players in Aincrad are not so much "players" as they are "prisoners of Kayaba Akihiko", and they are prisoners who have been sentenced to "suspended death".

If he is still enjoying the game under such circumstances, he has naturally become an anomaly, and an anomaly that is independent and an "Aincrad player".

"Does Yuna care about him too?"

"Well," Shigemura Yuna nodded, "because he comes here every night to play music, so I can understand the feelings he conveys."

"Although I really want to get to know him, but he doesn't seem to be able to speak Japanese," Eiji said after hesitating for a moment, "As far as I know, no one in Aincrad has ever had sex with him. What to communicate..."

"That's why I didn't talk to him..."

As for the parties involved in the conversation between the two people——

Su Hong returned to his quilt and sat on the bed, touching his chin and thinking about a big issue related to survival.

There have been no customers visiting in recent days. Could it be that his marketing method is wrong?Shouldn't we just stick to one place and make a name for ourselves instead of walking around like a hawker?

Or……

They can't understand the billboard I wrote?

Su Hong stood up and looked at the sign of the cart parked in front of the alley, feeling that there should be this factor——

After all, he does not speak Japanese.

In fact, after he came to this world, he could understand what others said in Japanese and could read Japanese, but he did not know Japanese and did not know how to write Japanese.

Although it sounds like a contradiction, he is now actually...

——Reading Japanese characters is like reading traditional Chinese characters. Even though he has never learned it, he can understand it, but if he is asked to write it, he will be blind.

——Can listen to Japanese, but it’s like he’s listening to his hometown dialect. Although he understands it completely, he can’t speak it at all.

This stupid movie watching system is really rubbish. Like those stupid movie watching fan fictions, they are non-degradable marine garbage floating in the sea while surfing the Internet.

And that Keima Katsuragi is a fighter among the garbage.

Su Hong made a decision after venting his anger in his heart.

"Sure enough, I have to arrest an innocent person... kind-hearted people will help me rewrite the advertising sign."

9. Oh Nolia Ashina——!

For Su Hong, it is not easy to find a suitable passerby.

Because he doesn’t want to just kill people indiscriminately on the street... and recruit random good-hearted people to write billboards for him.

That's not fancy at all.

Although he is not a human being when he is casual, he is not so casual all the time.

Su Hong casually assessed the passers-by on the street, like an old man who was used to seeing life and death, sitting by the street, calmly watching the pedestrians coming and going on the street.

Pedestrians on the road were wearing a variety of costumes. Some were wearing novice clothes like him, while others were wearing more advanced equipment and carrying different weapons.

Rapiers, one-handed swords, war hammers, katana swords, two-handed swords, and long daggers are all used by someone - compared to the cross-generational online game SAO, it is more like For Honor produced by Potato Company.

Su Hong looked at the pedestrians casually, and suddenly saw a girl wearing novice equipment walking from a distance, which immediately made him jump up from where he was.

"Fuck! Ben Zina!"

Walking towards me was the terrifying woman who once single-handedly competed with the entire Touhou fanzine in a certain exhibition - Yuuki Asuna, AKA Asuna, a model worker, a doujinshi goddess of war, who has accumulated a lot of experience in the fanzine world. The number of slayers can even beat the Hokkaido Goddess of War, a horrifying existence that can be beaten with both hands and backhands.

Su Hong's exclamation startled Yuki Asuna, who was walking from a distance and was still deep in thought. She looked at the "beggar at the hotel" in surprise.

"Ah, ah?"

Su Hong didn't understand why Yuki Asuna appeared so early, nor did he understand where she came from and where she wanted to go, but he understood that he had to take action now.

He used the flash that could only be used once in his life to appear in front of Asuna Yuuki (referring to running wildly).

——Looking at her with his eyes as hot as fire (referring to the hunting moment).

——Taken out kitchen utensils (referring to criminal tools) from the backpack.

——Pointing to his small dining car from a distance (referring to the crime location).

——Shouting loudly in Japanese (referring to criminal quotes) that was actively engraved in his DNA when he watched Dragon Ball when he was a child.

"Tianjinjinfan!"

语调慷慨激昂，宛若亲眼目睹0-5-6的天津饭，凭借英雄机制用新气功炮将9-2-1的超级人造人西鲁压在塔下动弹不得，为其他队友的发育争取了足够多的时间。

As a eldest lady, Asuna Yuuki had never seen such a mental patient on her daily life, and she immediately fell into the three classic philosophical questions of "who am I", "where am I" and "what am I doing".

"Eh? Huh? What? Eh--?"

Su Hong could only touch the spatula, "Isn't it really impossible to communicate in this way?"

"Of course there is no way to communicate! It would be strange if you can communicate in this way!"

"That's right," Su Hong nodded, and then suddenly looked at Yuki Asuna, "Fuck! Can you understand what I'm saying?"

"None, boring..."

Yuki Asuna's IQ finally took over the high ground, and he planned to leave right away, away from this strange person.

"Wait, how did you understand me? No, I have something to ask you for help." Su Hong hurriedly caught up, "I'll treat you to fried rice. It's delicious. Just do me a small favor." Okay, let’s make a good relationship.”

"I'm not interested in having any interaction with you."

Yuki Asuna continued to quicken her pace and left quickly, so Su Hong had to run two steps and reached out to hold her hand, intending to leave her behind first.

A system pop-up window suddenly appeared in front of her——

"Whether to enable the anti-harassment function module"

"Yes"

"I'm just lying around, Cao Cao Cao Cao——"

Su Hong was so shocked by the sudden electric current that even his hair stood on end. His whole body exuded a strong smell of burning, and he fell to the ground on his back.

The health bar has also been deducted by one-third, and there is a "Paralysis" debuff in the status bar.

"Are you OK?"

Yuuki Asuna was worried when she saw Su Hong, who had turned black all over and fell to the ground with his hair standing up.

She just didn't want to have anything to do with this "hotel beggar" who had accosted him for no apparent reason, rather than wanting to kill him or teach him a profound lesson.

In fact, this level of chatting up is not a crime worthy of death.

Su Hong got up from the ground speechlessly, "Look at my appearance... I can't be considered okay, right?"

"Are you really okay?" Yuki Asuna looked at his dark cheeks and raised hair hesitantly, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect this anti-harassment system... to be so powerful."

"Forget it, now that I think about it, forcing fate is meaningless. Just go."

Su Hong lost interest in her after being shocked like this. He just waved his hand and returned to the cart to prepare fried rice.

He had no intention of conquering Yuuki Asuna in the first place. At most, he just wanted to become a friend so that Yuuki Asuna's high-end connections could benefit him in the future. Even if that wasn't the case, it might be a lot more convenient to buy props and materials.

Su Hong walked back to his dining car, changed into a set of clean clothes from his backpack, washed his hands, took out the ingredients and started frying rice.

Yuki Asuna wanted to leave right now, but she felt inexplicably that it was inappropriate to leave like this. But she said she wanted to go over and contact him? But she couldn’t figure out what his actions just now meant, so naturally she wasn’t willing to contact him. he.

——Because she did not expect that the "anti-harassment function module" would directly shock others.

She stood there thinking about it, finally took a deep breath, walked to his dining car, looked at him seriously with a dark face and asked, "What did you want to tell me just now?"

Su Hong was too lazy to speak. He stir-fried the golden egg fried rice to release the aroma, then took it out of the pot and poured it on a plate, placing the golden egg fried rice in front of Yuuki Asuna.

"100G."

Yuuki Asuna looked at the golden fried rice dotted with chopped green onions. She didn't realize what he meant for a while, but when he was about to take the money to pay, he reached out and took the egg fried rice back and curled his lips, "Love." Buy it or not.”

Su Hong didn't bother to pay attention to this "heroine of destiny" who was basically pre-determined even in fan fiction. He took the egg fried rice and walked aside and took out a chair to sit down. He ate the fried rice alone and thought about his cooking, which was probably on the verge of bankruptcy. cause.

Yuuki Asuna felt that he must be angry, but she didn't think it was a good time to chat with him.

"This is actually the first time I've used the anti-harassment function. I didn't know it would turn out like this. I'm really sorry because you looked really scary just now... Ah, I'm going to stay in a nearby hotel for a while. If If you have anything you want to tell me, we can talk about it next time... Then I'll leave first."

Ms. Yuki Asuna's sincere and panicked speech stopped Su Hong's idea of ​​making money that he had just thought of.

10. Will game producers encounter electronic ghosts?