What the hell is this movie theater?

"Are all your teachers from the Showa era so hard-core? Even if I am an outsider, there is no need to pursue me so conscientiously! Can you teach me how to learn from those teachers from the Heisei era who just want to be alone!"

"What are you talking about? Are you crazy! Security guard! Security guard, catch him!"

"Goodbye!"

Su Hong jumped straight up and grabbed the edge of the wall and rolled over. However, due to his immature movements, he almost fell to the ground when he landed. However, he still ran like crazy and escaped from the Showa Man at an unrivaled speed. The pursuit stopped at the corner tuck shop.

He held up his legs and took two hard breaths, then looked up at the canteen owner, then pointed at the marble soda in the freezer, "Give me a piece of that."

The canteen owner took out the soda and handed it to Su Hong, "Here you go."

Su Hong took the marble soda and slapped it hard. He patted the marble into the bottle and raised his head to drink. He drank the soda in one gulp and even burped twice, "How much?"

"One hundred yen."

"The prices are so cheap." Su Hong immediately took out his wallet and took out the coins and handed them to the boss. "Boss, are you a local? Can I ask you something about Fuyuki City?"

"Okay," the boss looked at Su Hong, "Are you visiting Fuyuki City?"

"More or less, I came to Fuyuki City to conduct humanistic customs and cultural surveys," Su Hong nodded and said, "I want to know what big families there are in Fuyuki City."

"Then we have to talk about the Tosaka family and the Matou family," the boss nodded and said, "The Tosaka family and the Matou family were famous local families hundreds of years ago, and now they also control Fuyuki City. A lot of industries.”

Su Hong looked at the boss suspiciously this time, but after thinking about it, he felt it was normal.

It is true that the Tosaka family and the Matou family are magic families, but the Tosaka family and the Matou family have been cultivating this land for a long time, and they must have controlled many industries among the people.

After all, gem magic is a real 'gem' magic. Every time you use gem magic, you are actually burning money. If you don't have a large source of funds, you will be like Tohsaka Rin ten years later. It takes a lot of money to use gem magic. It hurts my heart.

"Then do you know where the Tosaka family and the Matou family are?" Su Hong opened the map in his hand and came to the boss, "Can you point me to the location?"

"If I remember correctly, it should be around here, right?"

The boss pointed to Miyama Town on the map.

"Boss, you are really helpful." Su Hong put away the map, took out his wallet, and waved out a very tempting one thousand yen. "Bring me some snacks from your store, and use them as a guide for my Fuyuki City adventure." grain reserves."

"..."

5. The first is Mr. Su Hong who committed the crime of gluttony——

Mr. Su Hong slowly strolled to Miyama Town with the snacks he picked up from the canteen, and then began to look for buildings that looked very chronological in this area. Finally, he saw [Tohsaka] in front of a luxurious small building. home] nameplate.

"It's not a house that people of my level can enjoy at all. Although Tohsaka Rin has a 'lack of money' setting in many fan works, but just looking at the value of this house, it doesn't rank among the ten It won’t be low even after [-] years – indeed, a skinny camel is bigger than a horse.”

Su Hong stood in front of Tohsaka's house and sighed with emotion, then shook his head and left again with the snack bag in his hand to find the next holy place to check in.

After all, it is Tosaka Tokiomi who is in charge of the Tosaka family now, and his disciple is still Kotomine Kirei, who is a serious member of the Holy Church Church's agent army. If there is nothing, it is better not to contact him - he hasn't finished punching yet. .

Su Hong once again wandered around the street as a pure street wanderer. After strolling, he came to a park. Then he found a bench in the park shaded by trees and sat down. He leaned back leisurely and watched the clear sky. blue sky.

"Now you have to think about how to burp."

After all, the way to destroy the movie viewing body is actually very simple - as long as he enjoys traveling in Fuyuki City, he can shout "Brothers, I'm not alive anymore" like a pest and rush to the defense tower immediately.

In this way, even if the editing ability of the idiot system is superb, it will be difficult for a clever woman to make a meal without rice. If it is forced to edit, it will probably only be able to edit the video "Fuyuki City Fun Guide".

"It feels good to appear at the reception."

In the original work, the Conqueror King took the lead in dragging Jin Shining and the Quilt King to drink. However, in Lao Xu's novel, the Quilt King was like a "dreaming girl" in this plot, and was defeated by Jin Shining and the Conquering King. Crazy ridicule.

If he appeared here, he would mock Jin Shining as a super-ultimate waste who even tried to kill Ishtar, mock the King of Conquerors as a male high school student who loves to dream but only practices it, and mock the Quilt King as a male high school student who loves to dream but only practices it. Ridiculing that it was better to give up the throne to Morgan Le Fay, the real island owner of Great Britain——

The BUFF can be said to be stacked up layer by layer, making it difficult not to die.

"But it's not bad to find a way for the dog to end up like ordinary people being burned to death in a fire. It feels quite dramatic - after all, I went to the finals as Voldemort's dog and was suddenly killed by an unknown AOC. It was really funny."

At this time, Mr. Su Hong opened the snack bag next to him, took out a bag of dry noodles, opened it, took a bite and made a clicking sound in his mouth, as if the scalp on his head collided with Miss Index's teeth. Crisp sound.

Although the idea was clear in his mind, he was too lazy to repeat the ruthless task of assassinating the audience.

After all, who would really push themselves in the direction of Deadpool or the Laughing Bat?

He is just an ordinary person. Even if he does this replica of [Deadpool massacres the Marvel Universe] just once, it has already consumed all the ancient power in his body.

Since you can travel leisurely in Fuyuki City and then find a Timeing grand appearance to take you back at the speed of light, why do you have to choose an AD top laner to torture yourself and the enemy as soon as you arrive at the line of troops and self-destruct together?

It's better for everyone to sincerely stack the Eternal Heart Steel Wai Bi Wai Bi Wai Babu on the top lane, and beat the bottom lane until the dog's brain is covered with blood, and the middle lane has nothing to do with him and the opposite top laner. Find a good position during the team battle. If you are beaten to death, you can end the game happily or be terminated.

"But there is a lack of information..."

Although the idea is quite good, he is neither a magician nor Kuroyuki Miki, who has excellent talents in gathering intelligence. Even if the Holy Grail War starts, he does not have the channels or ability to collect news and intelligence. , at best, you can only see the ancestral gas explosion on the news the next day, and then you can barely know what happened last night.

"It's okay, do your best, and take things as they come. Our way of dying is all about fate. When fate comes, my destined death will naturally come."

Su Hong immediately stood up excitedly and started to go to the [Christian Church] marked on the map - this Christian church was marked on the map of Fuyuki City.

This Christian church is a branch of the [Holy Church], a third-party force used to supervise and control the rituals of the Holy Grail War - in this case, Mine Kirei's father is the supervisor this time.

Even though Su Hong no longer knew the name of Kotomine Kirei's father, he only remembered that Kotomine Kirei's father died in this Holy Grail War, and then Kotomine Kirei obtained the Command Seal in his hand.

In the original work, his positioning is probably like that kind of Santa Claus-type NPC that is sure to explode his equipment every time he fights.

"It's much more impressive than the church I imagined."

After Su Hong sighed with emotion, he entered the prayer hall with the snack bag in his hand and saw an imposing old man sitting in the first row of seats holding a book and reading.

"Hey, Pastor Kotomine, I want to ask you a question."

"Young man, you seem to be too impatient in front of God," the imposing old man closed the book in his hand and stood up from his seat, "Why can't you be more peaceful?"

"Because I am troubled by the sin of gluttony, and God cannot solve my current sins," Su Hongli said confidently to the old man in front of him, "I heard that your son likes to eat spicy Sichuan authentic sesame seeds very much. Mapo Tofu, tell me the address of this store quickly, and let Mapo Tofu punish me for my sin of gluttony."

"..."

Even though Kotomineri was stationed here as the supervisor of the Holy Church and had traveled around major countries, he really didn't expect that the young man in front of him would force him to reveal his identity with just one sentence. A subtle expression.

He was even mentally prepared that this person was a magician...

"Go out and walk along the street on the right. Turn left at the second intersection and go straight ahead."

"okay."

Su Hong turned around and left this place of right and wrong without hesitation, and set out for the Mapo Tofu shop pointed out by Kotomine Kirei's father and loved by Kotomine Kirei, the Japanese Mapo.

Today he wanted to prove whether the Mapo Tofu that Mapo likes is a product that transcends human taste, or whether the Japanese are not used to eating authentic Mapo Tofu and regard it as a terrifying beast.

"You can get a lot of money by exploring the store. The real and fake chef said... OK brothers, I have gone through all kinds of difficulties and dangers and finally found the legendary Mapo tofu that Mapo loves. Without further ado, just click three times in a row and double-click to follow. Brother I’ll take you to eat the legendary Mapo Tofu! Let’s go!”

6. Tang Niu is the god of food!

Su Hong entered the shop called 'Hongzhou Banquet House Taishan'. As soon as he found a remote corner and sat down, a lame store manager came up to him and asked him in Chinese.

"What would the guest like to eat?"

"I heard that there is often a priest nearby who likes the Mapo Tofu in your store very much. He gave me a mapo tofu of the same style as that priest," Su Hong then asked curiously, "And besides that, there are Other dishes?”

"Yes," the lame store manager nodded and said, "I know a little bit of the eight major Chinese cuisines."

"So professional," Su Hong was immediately startled and his tactics fell back, "Is it possible to win the Nine-Revolution Large Intestine?"

"Yes."

“Can you get the authentic Liuzhou snail noodles?”

"Yes."

"Oh no, are you really that awesome?"

Su Hong stared at the lame store manager with wide eyes. It seemed that this store manager was really the sweeper of the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion of Chinese cuisine. He was arrogant and unwilling to work in the country. Most of the people who came here were locals. The little Japanese who can't even eat spicy food but likes sweet food is here to become the reverse version master.

"Then I'm going to order whatever I want."

The lame store manager just made a 'please' gesture.

"Hey, I really don't believe it," Su Hong immediately rolled up his sleeves and began to search for the few food knowledge in his mind. After pondering for a moment, he said loudly, "I want to order all the things I mentioned above, except for this. In addition, I also want claypot rice, Peking duck, steamed buns, eggs and stinky tofu, can you make them?"

"Done."

"Then please start your performance." Su Hong raised his hand and saluted respectfully to the lame store manager, and then asked seriously, "How much do these cost?"

"Probably more than 2 yen."

"How much is it?"

The lame store manager said casually, "Twenty-five thousand two hundred yen, I'll give you a small change, I'll charge you twenty-five thousand."

"Okay, you did a good job," Su Hong immediately opened the wallet he picked up, took out his invincible male succubus and slapped it on the table, "Shut up and take my money."

The lame store manager glanced at Su Hong, who was proud of his money, but did not say anything else. Instead, after collecting the money, he turned around and went to the back kitchen of the store to start preparing Su Hong's dishes.

Although the dishes proposed by Su Hong, such as hairy eggs, stinky tofu, and snail noodles, need to be prepared in advance, this does not stop him, who is respectfully called the "Ten Officials" by his descendants, but he ran away in a hurry. A fairy who came to Fuyuki City to open a restaurant.

But just as he walked into the kitchen, he heard the voice of the [outsider] coming from outside.

"OK brothers! I have ordered food from the boss now! Just now the boss said that he knows a little bit about the eight major Chinese cuisines! The ultimate cup! I just ordered a lot of famous Chinese dishes to test the boss's ability! Help brothers Let’s try to see if this boss is a sweeping monk!”

"Today, my wallet is bleeding heavily, and my horizontal screen traffic and income have also been cut to the main artery. Brothers, why don't you give me double-click to follow, one-click and three-click to restore my blood?"

"If the number of likes on this video reaches 500 million, and the Mapo Tofu in the store is only spicy because Japanese people are not used to it, I will directly apply for the Hell Mapo Tofu Big Eater Competition with Father Mapo!"

This strange speech caused this Hanba, who had lived for many years and was used to seeing life and death in the world, to fall into silence for a moment. Finally, he cast a silencing magic on the room and finally became 'quiet and inactive'.

After Su Hong yelled in the deserted shop for a while, he finally exhausted all his energy and stopped. He kept tapping the table in front of him with his index finger and waited for the food to be served.

After all, it is still the 90s, and there are no technological products for entertainment such as mobile phones or handheld consoles. Moreover, the gaming industry is probably in the era of home computers. From this point of view, the best way to relax is to carry a book with you. Better to pass the time.

But Su Hong, as a keyboard warrior, has long been accustomed to taking quotes out of context and referring to Captain Li Yunlong’s wonderful speech [Study?Learn shit! 】I carefully remembered it in my mind, and it was absolutely impossible to buy the book and read it.

However, you can consider buying a newspaper and become a newspaper zombie. You can read it over and over every day to see what news organizations in Fuyuki City are reporting on He のkun⑧ every day. You can also directly publish your own critical comments on the Model Moon World Keyboard by reading the news. Tian shook his head and said something like Waibibabu, Waibi Waibi.

"But if you think about it this way, you might as well buy a radio and bell-bottom pants, and cut off all the stuff on your head, just like Michael Jackson carrying a stereo on his shoulders and walking down the street, with the north wind blowing and snowflakes fluttering."

——Sometimes having too many choices is a sin.

Just when Mr. Su Hong was suffering from difficulty in choosing and was troubled by the diversity of his life, Father Mapo, the mastermind behind the fourth and fifth wars, opened the store door and made a noise, which also made Su Hong immediately. He restrained the random thoughts in his mind and stopped acting casually.

He didn't want to rush into Father Mapo's tower right now.

After all, those who are sent to death must seize the opportunity. If you do it randomly without awareness, it is called sending warmth to the opposite community in a one-on-one targeted poverty alleviation, rather than being treated as a street rat and a pest that is strictly guarded.

Su Hong saw Father Mapo walk to the bar closest to the kitchen and sit down, "I want a piece of Mapo Tofu."

After finishing speaking, Kotomine Kirei waited for a few seconds but did not get a response from the boss, so he walked to the kitchen window and looked at the store manager who was busy in the kitchen, then stretched out his hand and knocked on the window.

"Mapo tofu."

Only then did the store manager respond, "I've been preparing it since you entered the store."

"excuse me."

Kotomine Kirei apologized calmly, turned around and was about to walk back to his seat when he looked into the eyes of Su Hong who was paying attention to him, then they both changed their gazes and sat down at their original seats.

——Is this the 'young man who wants to eat Mapo tofu' that his father mentioned?What a tasteful thing.

The thought of Kotomine Kirei flashed in his mind, but he didn't pay much attention to it.

Because Kotomine Kirei was born in the Sepulchre Church's burial organization that specializes in hunting down assassins, and now he is a close disciple of the famous magic family Tosaka Tokiomi in Fuyuki City. He wanted to join the Holy Grail War with Tokiomi Tokiomi, and naturally he gained trust. He could tell the identity of this young man - and he was neither a Dead Apostle nor a magician.

In this case, there is nothing worth paying attention to.

Su Hong did not brush aside the matter as he did, but instead took the initiative to rein in his previous cynical attitude and thoughts, and re-entered the situation he had experienced when he teamed up with big players like Kirito in Sword Art Online. Megumi Kato will take the initiative to use the stealth state.

because--

Kotomine Kirei doesn't seem like a human being.

7. Magic Mapo Tofu! (shock

Human beings have such mysterious and mysterious things as temperament.

This mysterious and mysterious feeling of temperament has been developed into so-called attributes in modern works and spread to the public...such as tsundere, literary girl, Yamato Fuko and other descriptors that are easy to understand and define.

Su Hong already understood from the moment he looked at Kotomine Kirei that he was now like Fahai yelling at the innocent passerby: "Bold monster, I can tell at a glance that you are not human!"

Although it was just a clumsy statement, the specific feeling was correct. Kotomine Kirei's empty eyes made him instinctively feel the pressure of being preyed on, just like in a horror movie [he was the only one who suddenly discovered his own... My good friend turned into a ghost a long time ago, so I suddenly felt creepy.

When Yui first opened her eyes, she was filled with a "rational gaze that a newborn baby does not have." Then this "rational gaze" slowly faded away, and her eyes returned to the look that ordinary people should have.

However, Kotomine Kirei's eyes showed an undisguised "rational hunting posture", an "AI artificial intelligence" that was more "rational" than the strong artificial intelligence designed by Yui.

He didn't feel so 'creepy' when he met Yui at first, but Mine Kirei made him feel the pressure and the fear of being preyed on when she looked at him so suddenly.