What the hell is this movie theater?

※When using the skill [Soul Sound], different playing instruments and notes will bring different team effects, but there can only be one set of [red/green/blue] effects in the same character BUFF column. When changing instruments When playing, the old [Red/Green/Blue] BUFF effects will be replaced.

※[Soul Sound] can be performed in conjunction with other performers when playing. After the skill holder completes the song, the co-performers can continue to play the same song to refresh [Red/Blue/Green] in sequence. The duration of the BUFF, but the linker's performance can only refresh the duration of one BUFF into the BUFF and track loop each time.

※[Notes Red/Blue/Green] has not selected a quick performance track. Please bind [Red], [Blue] and [Green] to different performance tracks for quick play (can be replaced at any time).

——The off-hand weapon is not equipped yet, and the skill activation conditions have not been met, so the skill cannot be used.

"What the hell is this? A hunting whistle buff machine?"

Su Hong had no choice but to complain about this skill, but he still got up and went to the weapons store to buy a long gun and a new violin, and started heading to the plains written in the game strategy manual.

The monsters in the plains are wild boars, and the monster levels are all level one. In other games, they are equivalent to the level of slimes or goblins, and the level of danger is also the lowest.

Basically, if you know your position a little, you can slowly wipe out these wild boars with any weapon, but the monster design is indeed a bit too realistic, and it looks almost as ferocious as the real wild boars.

Some people may not take it seriously, but you can understand the subtlety of this feeling just by comparing it.

——It’s like Kayaba Akihiko created an elite monster called [Goblin with a Shit Mop], which has low attack power and low health, and the chance of this Goblin beating you to death with a broom is not zero. .

Well, it's probably similar to this feeling.

Su Hong had already understood in the previous test that he would not be like Kirito or Asuna in the animation, and he would not be like Kirito or Asuna in the animation. Use positioning weapons, full of the beauty of posing.

Long gun!

As the saying goes, one inch is long and one inch is strong. Stand on the spot and poke and poke. Attack when you need to attack. Dodge when you need to dodge. Take drugs when you need to take drugs. The main character is a top laner. I would rather do nothing than do anything. Make mistakes.

——lv1 wild boar!You die!

According to the strategy manual, pick up the stones on the ground and use the [Throw] skill to attract hatred outside the attack range of the wild boar, and re-equip the spear——

"Dodge the impact of the wild boar, and take a shot when the wild boar is stiff. Note? Damn! I am the assistant Bard! The skill of dodging the wild boar is that the pig rushes forward, take a shot, and dodge...fuck! Quick and slow knife?!"

Su Hong was almost knocked out by the wild boar who suddenly accelerated his attack rhythm. Fortunately, he played like a top laner and never greedy for swordsmanship. Otherwise, he would have been knocked out even if he ran a little slower.

"Insidious, Kayaba Akihiko, so insidious. Even a lv1 wild boar non-human cute monster has a fast and slow knife. I can't even think about what will happen to him in the future. It means he was born at the wrong time. Otherwise, Miyagi Saki Hidetaka will definitely invite you as a colleague."

Although he is complaining, his speed will never be slow when it is time to put away his sword and run away.

The wild boar only has three skills and attacks, and the rest is garbage time. Ba Ge's style of play, which has a perfect golden body style, will eventually make the wild boar die of hatred.

"Sure enough, this game is not suitable for elderly players like me," Su Hong gasped frantically, Huangdou sweating, "Does it really exist to use a flat A to pull the sword light while moving to avoid monsters?"

——Impossible! Absolutely impossible!

13. Don’t let the fight happen!stop!Down!Come!

Su Hong finally reached level two after swiping a few wild boars alone. He did not try to experiment with the special skill [Soul Sound], but simply stayed away from the wild boar spawn area and planned to have some lunch.

But at this moment, a figure appeared in the distance and made a hiss. Very quickly, it rushed into the wild boar refresh area. Facing the wild boar that suddenly came towards the pig, it was a left horizontal slash, an oblique upward slash, and a walking and reflexive slash. Just kill the wild boar instantly.

This young figure entered the group of wild boars and could kill a wild boar in almost two to three seconds. Several wild boars that attacked him during the march did not even let him waste too much time. That was it. With Zhao Zilong's brave attitude of seven in and seven out, he advanced straight into the depths of the monster area.

He was shocked.

"My assistant Riel is only at the gold level of the national server at best, but his Yasuo is at least as strong as a Korean server grandmaster! This guy is so terrifying!"

Su Hong could only look at it and sigh, wishing that he was the leg pendant and took off on this person's thigh, but in reality, all he was left with was the back and forth in the line with the wild boar.

"Damn it, people can't generalize...forget it, forget it, pack your things and go home."

Su Hong clicked on his harvest today and returned to the starting town before sunset. After clearing out all the garbage he dropped from defeating monsters, he earned a total of 1500g.

"According to this speed of making money, it will take nearly three days to buy a sewing machine, and additional money is needed to buy sewing materials. Alas, it's a long way off...Yellow square sponge, do you know who you are getting? Love? The love of a keyboard warrior!"

Su Hong sighed, then returned to his alley to pull out the cart again, and rushed to the central square with the cart.

The sky was getting dark after arriving at the destination, so he started cooking after arriving at his destination. In order to reward himself for the day's harvest, he even added ham and corn to the fried rice. It was about color, flavor and flavor. Everything.

He squatted in front of the fountain, ate fried rice and casually inspected the other players in the central square.

Other players were scattered around, some were communicating with their friends, some were sitting on benches in a daze, but most of them were observing what he was doing from a distance.

That kind of gaze was probably similar to [looking at monkeys in the zoo], but this kind of contemptuous gaze did not make Su Hong feel angry. On the contrary, he enjoyed this kind of gaze... It's not that he was shaking, but this kind of gaze was him. This is an external manifestation of progress in the promotion of square dance.

——After all, his main focus is [Square Dance Culture Blossoms in China and Japan], and the most important characteristic of square dance culture is that it invades other people's public spaces for entertainment and disturbing people, so it will naturally be 'disgusted' by others.

After all, he doesn't disturb people, so how can he prove that he is good at square dancing?

Therefore, the fact that he will be looked down upon with contempt is equivalent to the fact that he has caused trouble to others, which means that the square dance culture he promoted has made considerable progress in Aincrad.

In this way, even if the system finds a way to slice him and spread his experience in Aincrad, it will definitely not create a 'spectator's dramatic effect'.

On the contrary, it is more like the square dance instruction shown in the video during team building for middle-aged and elderly people, singing and dancing to strengthen their body and march towards the whole universe and all dimensions!

Wuhu!Our square dance culture is so awesome!

Therefore, compared to [relying on the action assistance system in the game to allow him with no combat experience or combat awareness to have a passionate battle with the ferocious LV1 wild boar], Uncle Su's achievements on the music road are more outstanding, and he is full of contempt. And disgust, this is the proof that Uncle Su resurrected his second life and reopened the road to immortality!

"Yo Xi! Oh my God! My performance is so bad!"

Su Hong immediately took out his natal instrument, the new Violin Sang, from his storage bag, and once again played Phoenix Legend's classic dance song "Freedom" in front of everyone.

"What are you doing with your Sima face like Chen Huijie! Get excited! Don't let the fight happen! Stop! Get off! Come on!"

——Tonight is another exciting night of square dancing.

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Xinka, who was standing on the edge of the central square watching his passionate performance, finally smiled and shook his head, silently stood up and left the central square.

Originally, he was worried that the [beggar in the hotel] might have some psychological problems, so he showed a very aggressive side during last night's performance, but looking at it today, he was back to normal.

His psychological adjustment ability is much stronger than that of ordinary people.

Xinka originally wanted to consider the seriousness of the problem before deciding how to contact him, but now it seems that contacting him is still completely unnecessary.

After all, as the founder of [Game Website], he still understands that the top priority now is to find a way to find the boss room on the first floor, mobilize players, and defeat the boss to enter the second floor. This is very important for the current Aincrad. It is the best cardiotonic.

By then, he can be invited to play at the boss celebration, so that his performance will be seen by more people, and the current trend of Aincrad will be reversed as much as possible.

——At least it can make people know what happiness is.

This was not just for Aincrad, but for Xinka himself.

He wants to get out alive.

——We have to speed up.

If this game lasts for five years, then naturally there will be negative thoughts like "I will definitely not be able to get out. Instead of continuing to think of ways to clear the game, I might as well live here as long as possible."

A lifeless player group and a vibrant player group are two different concepts. The latter can burst out with power that is many orders of magnitude higher than the passive former.

In this way, the success rate of conquering this game will naturally increase.

To defeat the easiest first-level boss in the game, we held a celebration party to maximize the effect of [Hotel Beggar] and enhance the cohesion of players as much as possible.

That's the point.

Although he is not a closed beta player, he still plans to take the lead in the first-level dungeon and boss strategy. Even if he does not officially participate in the boss battle, he will rely on his reputation as a game website creator to participate in the first-level strategy. In preparation, we try our best to ensure that this boss battle is as foolproof as possible.

14. Oh my god!I already have so many nicknames! (eating hands)

When Su Hong opened his eyes under the false sunlight of Aincrad day after day, he would occasionally recall how he had descended into such madness.

After all, it is impossible for people to continue to be so indulgent.

Nearly a month has passed since the launch of the server, and during this month, he has still maintained the game state of "Hey, the game should be played roaringly."

But after all, there will still be the emo state of 'playing with your mother'.

Even though it was not the NetEase Cloud time of [-] o'clock in the evening today, emo still attacked him without moral ethics, and he had pessimistic thoughts——

"It's time for me to abandon the life of covering myself up with a quilt."

Su Hong packed up his bedding, put his sewing machine and pots and pans into his backpack, and discarded his push cart. He packed a rare breakfast in the restaurant and came to the initial formation of Aincrad. Eating breakfast in the central square, enjoying the attention of others.

He just came to the chair on the edge of the central square and sat down normally. He took out his sandwich and ate it normally, showing no signs of going crazy.

Although the daily sewing skills can really create [Yellow Square Sponge] clothes, the price is to advance the sewing skills to the [Expert] level, which also means that this skill is a gold-swallowing behemoth.

Although he has tried his best to increase revenue and reduce expenditure, his current level has reached level four. He has also tried the BUFF bonus given to him by [Soul Voice] and figured out how to use this special skill of his. However, the skill strength of this skill cannot be improved. Let him go from a casual player to a third-rate player.

Kirito's [Double Sword Style] can transform him from a first-rate player to an outsider player, but his [Soul Voice] can't even transform an inferior player into a third-rate player, which also means his daily income from killing monsters every afternoon There are already fewer players than other players.

Su Hong finished his breakfast calmly and was about to get up and look for a hotel suitable for his price range. A hooded girl came to the center of the central square, took out a newspaper from her backpack and started shouting loudly. Hidden blonde hair.

"Everyone, everyone! Someone has discovered the location of the boss room now! Players who want to attack the boss should take these newspapers and go back and read them! More detailed contents are written on them!"

"Eh? So fast!"

"I want one! I want one!"

In an instant, the place where the girl was was swamped by crowds of people, vying to take this crucial strategy information from the girl's hands. Some left, and some sighed with emotion.

Su Hong also waited for a while because of the information in the newspaper. After the crowd around the girl dispersed, he slowly walked to the girl and stretched out his hand confidently, "Give me one too!"

"You too?"

"Why, I can't have it?" Su Hong waved his hand, "Hurry up."

The hooded girl thought for a while and then took out a newspaper from her backpack again, "Here you go."

"Let me see," Su Hong glanced at the information logged in the newspaper, "The boss strategy meeting will be held in the dilapidated arena... The meeting time is 8 o'clock in the morning... The recruitment information is for those with level [-] or above. All players...ah, I am not qualified to participate in this strategy conference."

"Aren't you a casual player? Why would you want to participate in this conference?"

"Casual players are casual players, but this strategy conference seems to have something to say in the original plot of Sword Art Online. If I remember correctly, during the first boss strategy, there will probably be an idiot who will show off his IQ. , as a fisherman who kills everyone on Zhihu, I have to consider whether this is my only chance to kill that idiot in my life..."

The hooded girl didn't understand what he was saying in Chinese, but it made her look subtle - after all, she communicated well in Japanese, but the next sentence suddenly changed to incomprehensible Chinese.

"what are you talking about?"

"I'm talking about the story of Sword Art Online Rihara..." Su Hong said as he suddenly realized that someone was talking to him, so he turned to look at the girl who was a head shorter than him, and was surprised, "You are talking to me. get in a word?"

"Of course I'm talking to you!"

"Oh, oh," Su Hong took two steps back to maintain a one-meter social distance, letting his smart IQ take over the high ground and protecting his safety as a boy, "Didn't you understand what I just said? Sword Art Online The original plot and so on..."

"What's the original plot of Sword Art Online...are you the one who seals the fraud?"

"I'm not, then why don't you understand what I'm saying?" Su Hong touched his chin, "This strategy is the highlight of Grandpa Tong's performance in the original animation. I remember that I should have teamed up with Asuna. Oh, yes, it seems that I also gave the boss a last-ditch attack..."

"Please communicate in Japanese properly! I don't know Chinese!"

The hooded girl kicked Su Hong on the knee, causing Su Hong to feel some pain, but strangely, it did not indicate that he was being attacked by the enemy.

It doesn't hurt, but it's very insulting.

"Why the hell did you kick me!"

"That's because you don't want to communicate properly at all! Speak Japanese properly to me!"

"I TM..."

Su Hong just wanted to fight back, but he finally realized that he seemed to be talking to this hooded girl all the time. The focus of the conversation was not on one thing, and the root cause of the "different focus"——

It's him [spoiler].

Nothing he said about spoilers seemed to be [understood].

"Oops, adaptive language? Automatically block banned words? Automatically block OOC super game vocabulary? Where did this banned word system come from?"

"Forget it, if you don't want to talk to me, I won't waste time with you here. There is no benefit at all."

The hooded girl didn't know what he was talking about with a grimace on her face. If she continued to talk like this, it would be a waste of time without any benefit, so she turned around and left after saying a few words.

Su Hong thought for a while and immediately caught up with the hooded girl.

"Don't leave in a hurry. I still have many questions I want you to answer... How about adding me as a friend first? If you have time, I'll invite you out to eat my secret golden egg fried rice."

The hooded girl stopped immediately, "Are you trying to chat up me?"

"Yes, I'm chatting with you," Su Hong nodded, "After all, you only talked to me after you recognized me, right?"

"Even if gamers have never actually seen your performance, they have heard of your name to some extent, [Hotel Beggar] [Death Singer] [Funny Manga Singer] - haven't you heard of it yourself? "

Su Hong was shocked and then ecstatic.

"Oh my God, do I have so many nicknames now?"

15. To eat melon!I'd rather give up my crappy career!