What the hell is this movie theater?

"But the other me is quite powerful. I can cause such trouble... If I had known that I could do this, I should have indulged in alcohol every day when I was in Aincrad... and then killed the idiot Kayaba Akihiko...

Thinking of this, my already painful stomach is getting more and more painful... Damn, damn, I won't be stabbed in the waist again..."

Tohsaka Sakura whispered, "No...your waist is fine."

Because the hole was made in the chest, it has nothing to do with the waist.

"That's it... That's good, that's good... I haven't used it much..." Su Hong murmured to himself, and then asked other questions, "Fuyuki City... died because of my nonsense. How many people are there?”

Gilgamesh replied, "No one dies."

"Ah... the [Beast] almost appeared... but no one died?"

"Because all those who have died are servants. Until now, no one has died." Gilgamesh still smiled and answered Su Hong's questions. "Of course, when you die, someone will indeed die." ”

"That's not bad...it seems like I'm really going to get off work this time."

Su Hong muttered to himself and repeated this sentence several times, then turned to ask.

"Now...is the Great Holy Grail in Fuyuki City still there?"

Irisviel replied, "Still."

"The [Beasts] are clearly ready to appear, but the Great Holy Grail in Fuyuki City hasn't been solved yet..."

Forget it, it is indeed a bit too much to almost cause a [beast]. If conditions permit, just consider it as an apology to you. "

Su Hong's energy and energy suddenly returned a lot, and the pain all over his body also disappeared a lot. His body also barely regained the ability to move, and even his lead-filled eyelids could be opened——

The only thing that hasn't changed is that the field of vision in front of me is still hazy, as if after wearing glasses, the inside of the lenses is filled with water vapor, making it difficult to see clearly, and is also full of unpredictable lines and light spots.

"Where is this place now?"

Irisviel replied in a low voice, "The entrance to the large hollow beneath Mount Enzo in Fuyuki City."

"That's just right. If it's too far, my current pineapple-like body will be too weak - okay, then I'm going to finish my last job before getting off work."

Su Hong felt that his body had gained strength again, and he planned to turn over and sit up, but this was still a bit reluctant given his current physical condition. Fortunately, there was someone helping him to stand up.

Judging from the blurred vision and height, it was probably Tohsaka Sakura.

"Send it to the Great Holy Grail for me... Now I can probably help you solve the Holy Grail problem. Of course, if you are not willing to let me solve the Holy Grail problem, then I won't have to do anything extra."

"Ah."

Su Hong heard Tohsaka Sakura's voice in response to him, but from the sound of her response, she should be in a very low mood now, and she could still faintly hear the cry that she tried hard to hide.

It feels like she is very sad...it feels strange when I think about it...

——Although I don’t know why Tohsaka Sakura appeared here tonight, judging from my physical condition and the possibility of [Beasts] appearing in Fuyuki City, it should mean that Tohsaka Sakura appears here. Her fate had to be changed.

——After all, no one else died except me, even Tokiomi Tokiomi survived, and I personally blew up the Matou family, so what is there to be sad about?You're not sad because you're going to die, right?

--Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……

——No, I'm afraid I'm going to [die from a cold joke] if I keep going like this. I have to stop.

Su Hong had to give up his practice of telling jokes and enjoying himself in order to relieve the physical pain, and instead began to think about what kind of words he could use to ease her mood a little.

After all, being willing to support him to the big cave under Mount Enzo was enough for him to try to find a way to ease Matou Sakura's emotions - although he was really bad at comforting people.

Su Hong was supported by Tohsaka Sakura for a distance of five or six steps and the time it took him to think of ways to comfort people were all about Matou Sakura, the Furnace, Broken Shoes, Vest, King of Insect Swarms, etc., excluding those inappropriate for children. There seems to be nothing more to say about the content.

At this time, a large area of ​​white suddenly appeared in Su Hong's blurred vision, which stopped his stumbling steps, and a familiar yet unfamiliar voice also rang out.

"Why... do you think the Great Holy Grail must be solved?"

——If you just listen to the voice to judge, the speaker seems to be the wife, but it feels like the wife is a little [confused], [puzzled], [sad] and [unforgettable] now... Can you feel that concretely?

——If I try harder, can I describe the emotional components shown in the eyes of the heroine in the novel in a percentage way?

——For example, what percentage of my wife’s [Unable to let go] accounts for her emotions now...

Although the idea of ​​running a train is put aside for now, the question still needs to be answered.

“Because I’ve been in touch with the roots.”

"I... want to hear a specific reason."

——Have there been any other changes in your mood?

——Is it possible that I can really become an emotion identification machine?

"Because I think it is terrible for people to be able to realize their desires through [making a wish], especially if the Holy Grail in Fuyuki City really has this function, it becomes even more terrible."

"terrible……"

Irisviel didn't know how she felt when she said this, but she did come to Su Hong's side after saying these words, raised his hand around her shoulders, and helped him step into the big hole. On the way to the Great Holy Grail of Fuyuki City, I listened to him give me the answer.

"You only need to kill all the participants in the Holy Grail War to win. You only need to kill others and use dirty means to win the final victory, and then you can make a wish to create the world you want...

For an ordinary person like me, this is the scariest thing.

We ordinary people, under the circumstances of "Wishes can come true" and "Only the strong can make wishes", are just toys for people's entertainment. Even if we, as the weak, unite to resist, the strong can still Feel free to use your right to make wishes to destroy us.

Even if there is a strong person with kind intentions who wants to create blessings for ordinary people like us by making wishes, then we don’t know what kind of blessing that strong person thinks we need...

If he thinks that people who don’t play Genshin Impact can only live a life of relative failure, so he [makes a wish] to the goddess of creation to make us all love playing Genshin Impact...

Then I can only try to transform into a brave bull and run rampant in the Big Steel Cannon Grand Prix.

Although based on my ability, even if I participate in Big Gun, I will definitely be a minor character who will die in one episode, but I still have to have some dreams...otherwise, I might as well not participate.Forrest Gump, being a silly idiot, should eat and drink all day long. If it doesn't work, just [run, Forrest Gump run] to make ends meet, and just wait for Brother Jihu to clear the level. "

55. The butterfly is me~I am the butterfly~

——Su Hong understood that he was not far from death.

Although strictly speaking this was the first time he had experienced this kind of long wait before death, and the first time he had experienced the reflection before death, he did understand what he should do now.

He has to keep talking like the Flash. If he keeps talking, he probably won't die that quickly.

"Although I don't know what I did when I was drunk, I must have fallen asleep because I had a very weird and interesting dream, which is quite interesting to tell."

"Well, I'm listening."

Tohsaka Sakura's voice responded to him, and he started to talk nonsense.

“I dreamed that I became the martial arts master Ma Baoguo, and Luke Skywalker led two toilet brushes and many Minions with big eyes to ambush me in the alley, forcing me to take out my Samsung mobile phone and open the Xiongba in In the online course offered by Tianxiahui, I urgently learned how to use the three-point return vitality."

"Ah."

"Although my brain had already learned how to rub the three-point return vitality energy at that time, my hands didn't know how to do it, so when I used the three-point return vitality energy, I rubbed it crookedly - so I suddenly thought that I could rub it The crooked three-point return energy was turned into Vegeta's Galick Cannon, but unfortunately, the Galick Cannon I made was even more crooked, so crooked that it exploded, and I was buffed with paralysis and dizziness and lay on the ground moving. No."

"Ah."

"Very quickly after that, a young man suddenly took advantage of me being debuffed. He rushed in from the street and punched and kicked me. He even used American martial arts. He didn't care about martial ethics at all and just killed me. There’s a hole in the chest.”

"Ah."

"My chest was blasted with a big hole by traditional American martial arts, but I didn't die. I was so quick to think that I used the blood flowing from my chest to draw a simple Cthulhu summoning array, and summoned tentacles to temporarily help me block the non-martial arts person. Dear young man, I immediately took out the girl's foot from my pocket and ate it in one bite, restoring 35% of my HP and MP."

Irisviel and Tohsaka Sakura both responded to Su Hong, "Yeah."

"After I restored my blood volume, I used Quantum Rotating Magnetic Field Tai Chi to knock the unruly young man to the ground. But then I found someone standing on the wall of the alley staring at me. I thought it must be The one who comes is not good.

Facts proved this, he immediately took out an anti-tank rocket and bombarded me.

As a majestic martial arts master, I, Ma Baoguo, was blocked in an alley and beaten by a group of people. I didn't show any martial ethics, so I stopped pretending. I immediately roared and turned into King Ghidorah, ready to turn everyone into a pulp. .

But that young man mastered the superpower of standing on high places. After I became King Ghidorah, he used his superpower to stand on top of a skyscraper, took out a walkie-talkie, and called for missile support.

Can I tolerate him?Of course I can't tolerate it.

My three bloody mouths immediately spit out thunder and blasted all the incoming missiles wildly. However, the firepower called by the young man suddenly escalated. He must have asked CF's elder brother to urgently buy a plug-in.

So what about me?After all, I am also a martial arts master. I have mastered martial arts all over the world. I immediately used Remilia's famous stunt in the Scarlet Devil Mansion to squat on the ground with my head in my hands. The cheats can't do anything to me.

However, Luke Skywalker was determined to be evil and still surrounded me with the enchanted toilet brush and the army of minions, so I had to use the Quantum Rotating Magnetic Field Tai Chi again, and with the help of my strength, I directly pulled out the young man's network cable and forced him to do so. Send him offline, then turn around to deal with Luke Skywalker and her army of toilet scrubbers and minions. "

"Ah."

"But this time Luke Skywalker was much more cunning and cunning. He secretly accumulated dark force while I was having a crazy battle with the army of toilet brush minions, and wanted to give me a dark force storm. At this time, he was kicked offline by me. I hung up on the wall and changed my account at an Internet cafe to support Luke Skywalker. Can I stand this kind of anger?"

Tohsaka Sakura replied, "You can't stand it."

"Yes, I can't stand this kind of anger at all. If I was hit by Luke Skywalker's dark force storm, I would have to hang there immediately, so I directly opened the King's Store in the upper left corner of the screen and urgently purchased the Holy Separator Perform a sacred cut, cut King Ghidorah in place, and let him yell madly at Luke Skywalker for betraying the Jedi to attract firepower, while I myself used the Excavator's E skill to escape."

Irisviel responded, "Then what?"

"As a martial arts master, I can use more or less skills, so I hid underground and used the breath-holding secret taught to me by my aunt in the Tomb Sect to avoid Luke Skywalker's Force detection, and then took advantage of Luke Skywalker to relax his vigilance. At that time, I even used my famous stunt of lightning and five consecutive whips, but unfortunately Luke Skywalker dodged it.

I tried to use the five lightning whips to chase Luke Skywalker madly, but Luke Skywalker is worthy of being the most powerful Jedi Knight. Even if he falls to the dark side of the Force, it is not so easy to get rid of him. Instead, he may be killed by toilet brushes and Xiao Huang. The people's army and Gua Lao once again pursued and intercepted him.

After thinking about it, I immediately decided to give up. I wanted to learn the martial arts that Li Xin and Master Yi are famous for, and do a wild output on their crystals, so I said harsh words and then used Lingbo Weibu. Boo hoo~ hoo hoo. "

Sakura Tohsaka said at this time, "I think that Luke Skywalker will definitely not let you go."

Su Hong nodded with deep understanding at this time.

"That's right, Luke Skywalker is a ruthless character. Even if I have used all my strength, Luke Skywalker is still close behind, forcing me to start thinking about how I can get rid of Luke Skywalker."

Irisviel asked, "If you can't run on the ground, can you try flying to the sky?"

"Yes, yes, that's what I thought at the time. Because no matter how powerful the Jedi are, they can only use the Force to float a little bit, and most of the time they are still running on the ground. As a martial arts master, I have mastered martial arts all over the world. It is not easy to think about going to heaven, but it is never difficult either.

In the end, I thought about it and finally made a decision that went against my ancestors..."

Tohsaka Sakura said, "So you turned into a flying demon?"

Even Su Hong felt that some of their words were strangely in tune, so he asked them curiously, "Do you know what I dreamed about?"

Irisviel and Tohsaka Sakura answered in unison, "I don't know."

"Then the other me became a devil in reality?"

The two didn't reply immediately, but after a moment of silence, Irisviel spoke up, "You talked a lot in your sleep when we woke you up, and this part of it was what you said..."

"Is that so..."

Su Hong didn't care about such trivial problems, not to mention that he was trying to use talk to block the plot and try his best to prevent his head from suddenly tilting, so the important thing was still talking.

"Although I turned into a demon, in the dream I used the secret hairspray hand technique that I stole from Virgil in the early years, and silently recited [I am the storm that is approaching] in my heart to connect to the stone man. The WIFI network of the Abnormal Human Research Center next door has gained the power of serious illness."

Su Hong was still talking nonsense about his weird and bizarre dream.

"I'm sick, I have hairspray hands, and I can also sing, so I'm the real devil with hairspray hands. Although I can't double jump, I can turn into a cyclone and charge into the sky with a tornado."

Tohsaka Sakura asked, "What then?"

"I was flying well in the sky, and suddenly the minions came from behind in Gru's spaceship to hit me... Although according to traffic rules, the car behind is solely responsible, but no one wants to be hit for no reason, so I just got out of the way.

It's just that I didn't expect the minions to run in front of me and try to stop the car maliciously. I immediately became angry and wanted to use the battle tornado to hit Gru's spaceship.

At this moment, an AE86 with the COMETOFLYWITHME cheat code suddenly appeared from the sky behind. The speed was so fast that I almost couldn't see its license plate number. There was also someone who stuck his head out from the passenger seat and said biubiubiu to me. ~biubiubiu, very arrogant.

Akina's mountain bike gods are so disrespectful of martial arts, which makes me angry from the bottom of my heart, and I am ready to use the combat tornado to create flying AE86 first.

But when I drifted a little and let the gem start to collect nitrogen and spray it, and kept up with the AE86 at a very fast speed, I realized that the driver was the young man who had hooked up with CF's big brother in front, and it was more than that.

The AE86 he was carrying actually contained the Toilet Brush Spirit, the ultimate life form that only knows how to conduct sneak attacks, Absolut's warrior Absolut Tartarus, and Chaldea's Master Fujimaru Tatsuka and his servants. It’s Matthew.

I don't dare to mess with these ruthless people at all. Even if the QQ life form pokes its head out from the passenger seat and biubiubiu~biubiubiu, I can only swallow my anger and wait until AE86 is far away before I dare to turn around and attack Gru crazily. He wanted to kill the minion boss who was driving Gru's spaceship. "

Irisviel asked, "What then?"

"The hateful QQ life form kept shooting light bombs from strange places to sneak up on me, making it difficult for me to use the battle tornado to destroy the spaceship. The boss of the minions also saw that the situation was not good, and threw crazy missiles every time I killed him. Flash, he ran away under the cover of the QQ life form, which is really hateful.

It would be fine if he just ran away, but the place where the minion boss ran was the incisor tower of their home, and at that time, the incisor tower of their home was already full of stars after I arrived, which was very troublesome.

The cheating youth, the Chaldean master Fujimaru Ritsuka and Mashu, the toilet brush spirit, the minion boss, and Absolut Tartarus, the warrior of the QQ life form Absolute, are all in the front tooth tower, even Luke Skywalker, who has the highest economy in the game, no longer leads the side back alone, but clings to the crystal as the Earthbinder of the Incisor Tower.

Seven enemy heroes were hanging around in front of the Incisor Tower, giving up resources to defend the tower, so if I tried to charge the tower like this, I would definitely die.

But as a martial arts master, I have learned martial arts all over the world, searched my guts, and finally remembered the palm technique of a move falling from the sky. I sang Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse and activated the E skill Destruction Charge Acceleration ~ Acceleration, intending to use Destruction Charge and the Tathagata God's Palm to bring people together. The seven heroes shot down the incisor tower together, destroying the world and winning the best in the game. "

Irisviel asked, "Did you achieve your goal?"

"It would be great if that was the case," Su Hong said regretfully, "My Tathagata Palm was directly blocked by the defensive barrier held up by the QQ life form... It's a pity that I am not the Ultimate Glory Cerro, so I couldn't Penetrate enemy shields."

Tohsaka Sakura then asked, "Then what? What happened then?"

"Then? Then of course I was easily beaten by an army of minions and toilet brush demons... Fortunately, the duo of Luke Skywalker, Buying Youth and Chaldea retained their marginal OB skills, fearing that I would turn into a zombie after my death. I successfully stole the house without taking any action.”

"Ah."

“I think I’m always being beaten, and if that’s not okay, I have to at least have someone come and get beaten like crazy with me.