What the hell is this movie theater?

"It's basically half the discount..."

Su Hong fell into silence again after hearing the little girl's answer.

To be honest, when I heard that the lightsaber he bought was sold at a discount and was only half the price, I immediately backed down from the decision I finally made after a lot of torment in my heart.

Because if he sells the lightsaber again, he will not only betray the Jedi, but also make him look like a heavyweight who bought an M2 solid state with a loan, refused to listen to dissuasion and insisted on tearing off the label, and then tore off the particles and posted a video crying. youth.

Sure enough, I am so good at pretending that I will continue to pretend even if it hurts my face.

"Forget it," Su Hong hung [Muramasa F9] back on his waist, then clasped his hands and bowed sincerely to the little girl with the Buddhist lion's roar, "Please give me a pointer by the female Bodhisattva. A way to make money.”

She leaned back on the back of the seat and said in shock, "F-female Bodhisattva?"

Su Hong didn't answer the little girl's question, he just put his hands on the table, and then rhythmically slapped the table with his right hand and made a banging sound.

"Blessed Bodhisattva, I was living in the big city of Kaina. I had a house and money at home, and my life was full of joy. Who knew that Lord God was so arrogant and unruly, and colluded with the system to be lawless? He forcibly captured me, a young man, and threw me into misery. In this world, I was beaten by unscrupulous people, and I screamed, but I was taken into the desert and beaten a hundred times. A hundred times, I was helpless and miserable."

"Wait, wait, wait -" she could only stretch out her hands and wave them in panic, trying to stop him from attracting the attention of other players in the hall, "W-what are you doing?"

"Isn't that very obvious!" Su Hong replied loudly and confidently, "I'm being miserable!"

"You, can't you just say something if you have something?"

"Aren't I just talking to you now?" Su Hong looked at the little girl who was blushing inexplicably in surprise, "Don't you know that this is the routine of street performers? I'll perform for you, and you tell me the information."

"I will tell you all the information I know... Please stop, there are already many players looking at us."

"Oh……"

Su Hong showed the little girl a teddy bear-like expression that said, "I understand instantly." Then he raised his hands and hugged the back of his head, leaning on the sofa and saying to her.

"Relax, little man, this kind of thing is not as serious as you think... After all, everyone is here to play games to relax, and just play games, and they still think that this kind of noise in reality will affect other people." People's ideas are old-fashioned... I think they will like my performance very much."

At this time, a player suddenly ridiculed loudly, "Yes, I like it very much. If you add more, it will be Modo, Modo."

"look."

Su Hong opened his hand to the blushing little girl, and then raised his eyebrows at her with an ambiguous expression.

Her already red face became even redder, "Anyway, anyway, I will tell you the information you want to know, so don't do this to disturb other players or do anything to trouble me anymore."

Su Hong just shrugged and said nothing.

At this time, the little girl breathed a sigh of relief and sat back in her seat, "W-what do you want to ask?"

"Don't be so nervous, I won't eat you," Su Hong hugged the back of his head and leaned on the backrest, then slid down a distance, and said casually in a very lazy way, "What did you do in the battle just now?" Can it shoot so far and so accurately? It's obviously a submachine gun."

"Because it's a UMP45." The little girl stretched out her hand to open the system and revealed the firearm and placed it on the table. "Although it is a submachine gun, the UMP45 has high accuracy and good power in medium and long-range battles."

"It turns out to be UMP45. No wonder you were penetrated by me."

"what……?"

Although Su Hong's knowledge of firearms cannot be said to be incomprehensible, he can only be said to have a partial understanding. However, his native skill as a keyboard warrior is to point fingers at others without knowing anything.

Therefore, he said confidently, "I think you should give up UMP45 and join the P90rushB cult."

"...P90?"

"The P90 has a super-large-capacity magazine and low recoil. It can hit wherever you point in close-range street fighting. It's because the one you just used was not a P90, so you were penetrated by me. If you had just used a P90, I would definitely Damn it - so I suggest you join the RushB package directly, pick up P90 and pour out your firepower like crazy in melee combat."

"Yes, is that so?"

"Of course that's the case," Su Hong began to point and point without shame, "Although the accuracy and damage of the UMP45 can compete with some rifles, if you want accuracy and power, why don't you just use an AK to get headshots? No. Should we give up the advantage of the submachine gun’s fast rate of fire in close combat to compete with the rifle in the medium and long range, and use our own shortcomings to attack the other’s strengths?”

"oh oh……"

Now her mind has become confused, and she can't tell who is the 'novice' or the 'experienced' in this game between her and the player in front of her... Could it be that he is pretending to be a novice to play with her and pretend to be a pig? Tiger's?

"Being good at everything means being bad at everything, my friend." Su Hong shook his head and smacked his lips, "You have to think about how there are so many super testicles in this game that will die if they show their heads? Since everyone is It’s ordinary, and your character model is small, and you already have a performance advantage in drawing the gun line. If you don’t join the P90 cult, I don’t really agree with it.”

"So, that's how it is."

She had no idea what she was talking about and could only nod her head dizzily.

"Within three steps, you can kill all gods and ghosts. Within five steps, you are invincible. Within seven steps, you are accurate and fast." Su Hong gave a thumbs up to the little girl, "Join the P90 Cult! I will take you to RushB in the future. !”

"Mmmmmmm..."

"What a teachable child," Su Hong held up his hands and nodded with satisfaction. As soon as the conversation changed, he asked Fan Wei from another world who had been deceived by her, "How do you make money in PVE in this game?"

At this time, the little girl, who had been deceived by Su Hong and was lame, seemed to have been given truth serum, her head was dizzy and she told the information in a daze.

“You can go to the PVE player lobby to pick up small and large groups to earn money. If you are strong enough, you can also go to the wild to find wild BOSS to obtain rare equipment materials, rare equipment drops and rare weapon equipment modifications, and you can also transport them yourself. How to sell supplies in different cities..."

"But if you go to the wild, you might get PKed, right?"

"Because of this, there will be many PVP players in the wild who specialize in intercepting and killing PVE players to obtain equipment drops and money dropped by PVE players upon death. There are also many PVP players who will specifically protect PVE players."

"Then what's the fastest way to upgrade?"

"The fastest way to level up is to find someone to lead you to keep grinding high-level monsters. The second is to complete the main storyline of the game and reach the full level. Then at the full level, more growth systems will be unlocked..."

But the little girl finally realized what she was doing, and looked at the player with wide eyes, who crossed his hands and put them under his nose, showing a dark and serious expression.

"Are you really a newbie?"

"Oh?" The player in front of her was as dark as a villain in a cartoon and asked her back, "When did you start to have the illusion that I am not a novice player?"

"Then, the P90 you told me about before..."

"That's just my experience after killing everyone in low-end games of other FPS games, but I don't guarantee that you can kill everyone with P90 like I said."

Seeing that she had come to her senses, Su Hong no longer planned to continue to trick her into getting information.

After all, she came here to persuade him with good intentions.

Although her shooting skills are as compassionate as her people, which caused the cute bunny ear decoration on her hat to almost be kicked open by her own big flying kick, she is actually quite good.

Although this little dwarf is indeed quite interesting, if he continues to fool her, he will have no choice but to sell the lightsaber to her - which is not really the case.

When Su Hong stood up from his seat and left, he also reminded this fun and a little silly good Samaritan.

"Beware of online scams, little dwarf. The online world is very deep and you can't grasp it."

Originally, she was very satisfied with her character's body shape, but now she was called a 'dwarf'. She became so angry that she shouted loudly towards his leaving figure, "You can't even call me a dwarf." How rude!"

Su Hong just waved his hand back as he walked towards the exit without stopping, "Then what should I call you?"

"My name is Lian!"

"I'm Steve Rogers, just a passing Jedi. Remember it."

After 'Steve Rogers' left the player lobby, she belatedly noticed the gazes cast on her by other players, causing her face to turn red again, and she reached out to pull down her hat. He ran out of the player hall quickly.

5. Mr. Su, who did not want to be named, said this

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6. Tencent Games

Although Su Hong was already well versed in network abstract culture before being ganked by Katsuragi Keima, the Chinese network abstract culture seemed to be acclimated in the network environment of his childhood...

"Ah, no one is watching at all."

Su Hong sat on the steps of a city alley and sighed at the video that few people paid attention to.

Although he made more or less money from this matter, it can only be said to be better than nothing. The bulk of his daily income still comes from going to the wild to fight monsters and obtain the money and materials dropped by monsters, which is still slowly improving. The money accumulated in the land.

Just like he did in Aincradus, he has goals in this game.

——That is to find a way to save up 15 and buy a lightsaber.

If he has two lightsabers of different colors in his hands, then he will attack in the form of a Jedi Knight and dance to the support dance of the dead house. And even if he does not dance to the support dance of the dead house, he can also abstract the square dance culture and the Chinese Internet Cultural integration, and be able to carry forward this new type of square dance as far as possible.

His driving force for playing games is to find different and interesting ways to play games. In nature, what he does is similar to what [Canyon Inventor] and [Shanghai Beach Xu Vanqiang] do.

But if this method of playing games is accurately described in postmodern abstract culture, it is the so-called "whole life".

"never mind."

Su Hong just sighed, but he was not too disappointed that no one paid attention to his video. It just allowed him to once again verify that his [whole job] was just a flash in the pan. Even if it became popular on the Internet, it would not be long. It will make everyone disappear.

After all, it is still the same sentence.

If he had the ability to continue to organize his work and do it well, then he would not be a keyboard warrior at home, but would dominate the Internet world and become a leader in contemporary abstract Internet culture, leading the abstract culture to flourish.

Besides, he didn’t do it for the sake of sensationalism and winning the audience’s love, but to try different things in order to discover happiness. Before doing this, he wanted to please himself first, not for the so-called “audience”.

"Ding dong."

The system pop-up window that popped up in front of Su Hong showed this.

[There is a new viewer comment below your video. 】

This was Su Hong's fifth audience comment since he posted the video. He was immediately asked to reach out and click on the system pop-up window. The system pop-up window also jumped to the video background page, displaying the number of audience comments that could be counted with one hand. District backstage.

Comments like this were displayed above a stream of messages of sterile encouragement and support.

[Xiahou Dun: Are you [the beggar in the hotel]? 】

--damn it!Where did this Xiahou Dun from Sword Art Online come from?How dare you open my box!

Su Hong was furious at the sudden box blow. He immediately clicked on the keyboard and input box used for typing the comment of 'Xiahou Dun', and typed out a series of words with his fingers.

But in the end, his finger stopped on the virtual button for sending text and did not press it.

Because he reacted.

"I almost got fished."

This gun version of Xiahou Dun actually used his mother as bait. He knew very well that the keyboard warrior couldn't be ensnared by his mother, so he attacked in the most advanced hunter form and almost let him fall into the trap——

Because that's what Keima Katsuragi did back then.

"Think carefully about what Hao Jing should do at this time."

Su Hong activated [Ainz Ooal Gown's] skill - Forced Calmness, and immediately fell into deep thought.

Although I don't know who this gun version of Xiahou Dun is, since he asked the question in a questioning tone, it means that he cannot confirm his true identity. In this case, there is no need to throw himself into a trap.

He calmed down and raised his hand to close the dialog box. He clicked on Xiahoudun's profile picture and rewarded him with a series of unexplained moves of [ban], [do not allow this user to watch videos] and [delete comments], and then quickly deleted them. I made my own video about a person disappearing from the world.

As long as he waits for a while, he can secretly change his ID for posting videos, then put on a mask to shoot and post videos.

In this way, you can complete the reincarnation of the Internet without anyone noticing, and attack in the form of controlling people. In this way, you can avoid the possibility of "Sword Art Online" causing another "plot" due to you as much as possible, and try to use your vacation time as much as possible. Extend indefinitely and earn money.

"Wonderful, wonderful."

Su Hong praised his superb reincarnation skills, but he did not feel that everything was safe because of this. Instead, he rushed to the weapon store without stopping and bought a mask with no attributes, preparing to use it to cover up when shooting videos. His stunning appearance is comparable to that of Daniel Wu.

"There are still one last step left to wrap up."

Mr. Su Hong opened the system bar with his hand, opened the friend bar, and found the lonely [Llenn]. After seeing that she was still online, he clicked on her avatar to pop up an instant dialog box.

[Are you free now?I want to discuss a deal with you face to face. 】

Su Hong walked around the store, waiting for her reply, but her reply came belatedly after 5 minutes.

【Ah...what's wrong? 】

[I have a very important and important transaction to discuss with you. I will wait for you at the deepest seat in the PK hall. I hope you can take my invitation seriously. 】

The dialog box displays the prompt "Inputting", then becomes blank, and finally displays the prompt "Inputting" again.

[Then I may have to arrive later. 】

[It doesn’t matter, as long as it’s before 12 o’clock today. 】

After Su Hong finished saying this, he headed to the PK hall without stopping. He tried his best to hide his figure and came to the hall to sit down, silently waiting for the arrival of the little girl in the hall.

——He has become almost familiar with GGO’s game system during these days.

Although it is a virtual online game, the game system of GGO is just like an ordinary online game. It also has different systems of [Krypton Gold Items] and [Game Items]. In simple terms, they are [RMB Mall] and [Game]. auction house] difference.

Therefore, the props sold in GGO's [RMB Mall] are all appearance changes of weapons and equipment, or paid props that cannot affect the weapon system and economic system of the game itself - including the [necessary items for Su Hong's online reincarnation] Name change card].

Su Hong does not have the resources of [Yen], so he must rely on others.

Although the little girl is indeed the gullible type, bullying a mentally retarded person is indeed a bit unbearable. However, he has not actually saved much money during this period, and may have to mortgage his main weapon MP5A5. .

Su Hong waited silently in the PK hall for almost half an hour before the little girl arrived belatedly and bowed to him very politely before sitting on the chair.

"Sorry to keep you waiting."