What the hell is this movie theater?

As long as the identity is not discovered by other people and made public, there should be no problem.

"Although I probably guessed that you didn't tell anyone else that I logged into ALO, but to ensure safety, I still want to confirm this news with you - you didn't tell anyone else about my appearance. "

"Although I really want to share this good news with others, you will probably be very angry if I really do it."

Storeya raised her eyebrows and teased Su Hong, "I have made some progress during this period of time."

"I don't want the SAO survivors to know that I'm still alive, especially the SAO survivors headed by Kirito to know that I'm not really dead - can you keep it a secret for me?"

"Well..." Storeya deliberately showed a look of helplessness and distress, "This request is a bit difficult."

"I just want to live a life without being disturbed by other people."

Su Hong picked up the chopsticks he had placed across the bowl and did not continue to eat the little food left in the bowl. He just used the chopsticks to insert the chopsticks randomly into the remaining food to clear his thoughts.

"As a player support program, you should know my overall emotional map when playing in SAO - my mood was very stable when SAO was launched and until the New Year, until the impact of your sudden appearance disturbed me. life, which finally made my life extremely bad.”

Storeya lowered her head and whispered, "I still know this for now..."

"Although what I am going to say below may sound narcissistic and incomprehensible, I am not the type of person who is born to be in the spotlight. I do not want to be the center surrounded by others, and I have never been the one to do it. There is no desire to be this kind of person.”

Su Hong clarified his thoughts and put the chopsticks back on the bowl. He also reached out and lifted the cloak covering his head, revealing his calm and rational expression clearly in front of Storeya's eyes.

"I have been very ordinary since I was a child - I have neither the talents to compare with geniuses, nor the eloquent tongue. I only occasionally become the center of the crowd when I am teased and teased by others - so The me you saw during my time in SAO was just a disguise I used to protect myself most of the time, and it was not my original personality."

"Ah."

Storeya just nodded thoughtfully, but didn't say anything.

Su Hong just continued calmly.

"Perhaps many people think that the way I appear is my true character——

But I am indeed an ordinary person, and I don’t have the power of a frontline player like Kirito, so whether it’s the hysteria I showed when I faced Kayaba Akihiko, or the uncertainty I showed when I faced you. No matter what, even if the moves, actions, and demeanor I show have some of my true feelings hidden in them, I can't escape the word 'performance' after all.

At most, I just put my own emotions into the performance, that's all.

Now that I have achieved my goal through my performance in SAO, I don't have any enemies that I have to face or serious situations that may cause major consequences due to my mistakes, so there is no need for me to continue. A [character] that I didn’t like very much like [the hotel beggar] reappeared in front of other people’s eyes. "

"Ah..." Stolea was silent for a moment and then said with a smile, "Actually, I know."

"how do I say this."

"Actually, the survivors of SAO have discussed things about you, and Mr. Kirito also initiated a player survey about [Beggars at the Hotel] in the forum of the SAO Survivor School - in that player survey Players who completely regard you as a 'mental patient' or a 'sick brain' are only a handful of SAO survivors."

Su Hong just raised his eyebrows when he heard this, but did not pick up Storeya's topic.

"Because everyone is more or less aware that you suddenly participated in the No. 40 floor strategy as a player in the strategy team, and you are directly related to SAO being captured——

In addition, Kayaba Akihiko has been confirmed to be Heathcliff, and after the death of the Kurogane Palace Tombstone was announced, you were also recorded as a deceased person on the Kurogane Palace. In this way, in addition to still being weird about you in SAO, People who respond to neurotic behavior with prejudice will probably realize that you made a certain contribution in conquering the final battle of SAO.

What really changed your reputation was the "Complete Records of SAO Incidents" published by Shinka, who personally served as the leader of the Blood Alliance Knights during the SAO period, one year after the end of SAO.

After interviewing and investigating most of the SAO players, Shinka personally published the SAO survivor's memoir "The Complete Record of SAO Incidents". In this memoir, he recorded in detail the period during which SAO was launched. The content of the quarrel between the two of you when Kayaba Akihiko's game character Heathcliff first met.

As long as this content is connected with the No. 40 floor strategy battle in the final event of SAO and the statement provided by Mr. Kirito, it is not difficult to conclude that as a [hotel beggar], you actually already knew that Heathcliff was a bastard. In the matter of Jingyan Chang, we naturally came to the conclusion that "you pretend to be crazy in the game just to find a chance to clear SAO secretly". "

Su Hong lowered his head and picked up his chopsticks to eat the rice in his bowl, but did not respond to what Storeya said.

"Mr. Su Hong - Although what I said may be a little offensive to you, as a [mental state management support program] that has really watched you go from the beginning of Aincrad to the end, I hope you can at least get the evaluation that [your performance of pretending to be crazy and acting stupid in SAO] is almost perfect."

"I don't deserve such an evaluation," Su Hong shook his head and said, "I'm not as great as you think. It's better to say that my starting point for pretending to be crazy and acting stupid is simply trivial - Kayaba Akihiko is just that I can justifiably get it Just an angry person venting his anger."

Storeya didn't know what the implication of Mr. Su Hong's words was, but now she could indeed taste from these words that Mr. Su Hong came from the bottom of his heart and was completely unwilling to accept such praise.

Therefore, she said seriously, "Even so, you are indeed an irreplaceable and important presence in the player group during the SAO period."

"Then you're wrong. SAO can actually be cleared without me. As for being an irreplaceable and important existence, it's just that you impose your will on me from your own point of view - in fact, from the results, it would be better without me. For me, the ending is pretty much the same.”

If he had not changed the plot of Sword Art Online unconsciously and unknowingly, the plot of Sword Art Online would have gone astray without his knowledge, and the original plot of Sword Art Online would have been impossible to pass through SAO. BE ending——

Then he will not use the dark plan of Gongzi Xiantou to kill two birds with one stone. At the same time, he will try his best to direct the plot that deviates from the BE ending to the HE ending.

Or--

If he hadn't unintentionally split up the relationship between Emperor Tongtian and Honzina, kept the passerby girl who made Emperor Tongtian's heart grow in the original work alive, and had Kirito and the red-haired female passerby named Ling Yin fight each other - then he wouldn't I will make up my mind to give myself to Karma.

After all, the limitations of ordinary people are [you can make small mistakes, but you cannot make big mistakes].

As long as you make an "irreparable big mistake", the word "ordinary" will go away with the mistake you made, and what is left is Yagami Yue who is running on the road to darkness, and how to use his life to Uchiha Madara and Jean Valjean repay the mistakes they made.

Because [ordinary] represents mediocrity, stability and boredom, and mediocrity, stability and boredom are the lives and dreams pursued by most people living in the world, and he has stood at the absolute forefront of the world since he was born. The position that most people pursue, he still has to give up this position and roll around in the quagmire of fish and dragons, and then realize the truth, and realize that the ordinary is the real thing——

He just looked like he was mentally ill, not that he was really mentally ill.

Even if we take a step back, break down and deconstruct the story of his active days in SAO, and analyze the core of the entire incident... the core of the story is at best "Spider-Man 3: No Homecoming".

The classic American superhero makes mistakes and makes up for them, then sublimates his character in the process of making up for his mistakes, and finally perfectly resolves a series of events caused by his mistakes, and finally becomes a so-called [superhero] ?

Isn’t it only natural that you should make up for the mistakes you’ve made?Since when has completing such a natural thing been able to be praised with a thumbs up?After making a mistake, doesn't everyone try to correct it as much as possible without attracting attention, and then leave cautiously as if nothing happened?

"I'm just an ordinary person who hasn't made any big mistakes. Even if I include the pretense of madness and nervousness during the SAO period, at best I'm just an ordinary person who entertains himself all day long - you don't have the brains of yourselves. It’s such a great addition.”

Su Hong didn't want to get into more trouble with Stolea on this topic.

He just wants Storeya to be on the side that is beneficial to him, not that he wants to fight Storeya on this issue until the universe boundary road is wiped out. It is a matter of life and death, so when facing such obvious sides, Everyone has their own opinions on issues and opinions, so it is better to follow the methods that are engraved in the bones to solve the problems——

Set aside disputes and develop together.

"I have basically understood the matter from you, so I hope that as a [Mental State Management Support Program], you can fully respect my personal wishes and not convey to other beings besides you that I can log in to ALO. thing."

Storeya stretched out her hands and lowered her head to play with the chopsticks on the table without replying to Mr. Su Hong's words.

Because Mr. Su Hong has not changed much compared to before.

Unwilling to make contact with other people; unwilling to establish solid relationships with other people; unwilling to express [true self] and [real thoughts] seriously to others; even if it must be the center point of the crowd They will also use "mature and exaggerated disguises" to conduct social activities; even if they want to do "good deeds", they will use roundabout ways to achieve "results" that make people confused, shocked or even shocked and numb.

Whether it was when she personally came into contact with Mr. Su Hong during the SAO period, or when she was a bystander witnessing his conversation with the player named Sachi, or when he faced the creator Kayaba Akihiko alone, it was all Do this.

Even she knows that Mr. Su Hong can be like the way he talked with Mr. Kirito at the hotel, and knows that Mr. Su Hong can be like the way he talked with the life player "Uncle Nishida" who focuses on fishing. I put down my disguise and had a serious conversation with Mr. Kirito and Uncle Nishida to achieve 'a choice and result that everyone understands'.

Obviously, if you can express your wishes well like now, at least you can let people know how to help him and help him work hard on the things he wants to strive for and achieve——

However, in most situations where he can show his true feelings and make others understand and recognize him and be willing to work with him, he still chooses methods that make others confused or even laughable to achieve his goals.

"Although I understand that this is a very bad thing——

Because I think the end of SAO is inextricably linked to Mr. Su Hong’s efforts and dedication in SAO, which he did not want to be known and understood. Mr. Kirito and even all SAO survivors are indebted to you.

I also think that there is only a principle in the world where the recipient of a favor avoids the benefactor, and there should not be a principle where the benefactor avoids the recipient of the favor.

——However, since it is Mr. Su Hong’s serious request to me, and I am also a favored [Mental State Management Support Program] by Mr. Su Hong, I really have no way to refuse your serious request to me.

I will try my best to do my best in the ALO system. At the system level, no one can check the player information you have logged into ALO ​​and hide your player information. I will also keep the fact that you have logged in ALO secret.

However - if you are too active in ALO and your identity is exposed, or if other players confirm your true identity through other methods besides the system, that is a different matter. "

"The acting skills I developed in Aincrad are more than enough to win an Oscar. Now, if I count, there should be quite a few high-ranking viewers who were so angry with my acting skills and performances that they gave up. Now, as a Little Megumi Kato, of course it won’t be a problem.”

"...You are saying such incomprehensible words again, Mr. Su Hong."

When Su Hong saw Storeya's angry look in his eyes, his heart skipped a beat and he stood up. He raised his hands and said earnestly to Storeya, clasping his fists.

"The green mountains will not change, and the green water will always flow. I'll say goodbye."

Mr. Sima once had the amazing stunt of exiting the SF Express simulator at the speed of light with ALT+F4. Nowadays, Mr. Su Hong uses his right finger to open the system and transforms into Mr. Ma Baoguo. He uses COSPLAY's little Wuxiang magic to re-create the world by himself. It is deduced that Ultraman X was defeated by the Dark Sword Dimaga and had to use the synchronized dimensional soldier release magic skill of synchronized release with the quick attack magic card as a last resort.

12.Happy hometown

Being noticed and liked may be a good thing for other people, but it is not for people like Su Hong.

Because a keyboard warrior like him should not be liked by most people, nor should he be sought after by others. He can only enjoy himself by crawling in the dark corners of the Internet environment and acting as a mermaid in the sewer.

——Only to this extent.

Of course, people in the same situation are also reflected in animation enthusiasts in the early 21st century, and this has created the amazing bible of animation enthusiasts that has been passed down to this day——

[It is precisely because of bad otakus like you that we otakus are misunderstood by everyone.jpg]

Therefore, Su Hong knew his position very well from the beginning and what he wanted to do. Therefore, whether during the SAO period or the Fuyuki City period, he had no idea of ​​participating in the plot, but both Due to some coincidences and force majeure circumstances, I got involved in the plot inexplicably, and finally ended the plot in an anticlimactic manner.

After all, Su Hong is not responsible for his pointing, but if he, as a keyboard warrior, is allowed to personally take part in the battle, the best situation would be to end the story in an anticlimactic manner and not let the plot rush towards the BE ending. Thank God for Amitabha.

"I hope that artificial retard really listened to what I said... If he turns a deaf ear to my words like before and my affairs in GGO are exposed... Then I will have to make a big fuss in GGO again. "

Although Su Hong thought it would be nice to beat everyone he saw in the safe zone with a lightsaber, but if he did so, the vacation life he had finally obtained would turn into the Baguette Shura Field 2.0 Jedi Knight. Version.

It's really not worth it.

It's probably equivalent to waiting until the Golden Week holiday to go to a tourist attraction that you've been dreaming about, but then you have to bump into other tourists in the scenic spot like a spinning top.

Su Hong sighed and clicked the account login button of the GGO game. The time-travel effect formed by the small light blue light beams was once again displayed in front of him. As the white light in the center of his field of vision flashed, the Cyberpunk Street appeared in front of him again. game landscape.

"Ah, GGO, my happy hometown."

After Su Hong returned to GGO, he really relaxed physically and mentally. He hummed "Skateboard Shoes" and held the back of his head as he walked slowly on the streets in the early morning to the rental area of ​​the 'shared motorcycle'. He turned over and rode the motorcycle, put on the mask and walked out in the early morning. How many players are taking a leisurely drive around their main city.

Even though he doesn't have a driver's license——

Because he stayed home so much in college that he didn't take time to get a driver's license. He only relied on trams to get to and from work during his internship, not to mention motorcycles, which have been eliminated from the ranks of transportation in the city and become A motorcycle that only motorcycle enthusiasts can ride.

But now he does like the feeling of riding a bicycle.

"Oh...is this shop a dyeing shop?"

——Classic dyeing of weapons and equipment.

When Mr. Su Hong saw a shop dedicated to dyeing weapons and uniforms for players while riding, he had a bold idea, that is, like the little guy [LLENN], he could turn into a pink bunny in this shop.

Just considering that his wanton behavior would probably lead to a weapon strike that he didn't want to see, he could only regretfully give up the idea of ​​a pink bunny macho man and continue to hum a tune and ride around the cyber city on his beloved motorcycle. , enjoy the boring leisure time.

After all, in the second half of the SAO set, he was like a crocodile in the grass gathering anger, and then rushed out to face the doomsday human-machine level Kayaba Akihiko in a row, but he was teased crazily by Kayaba Akihiko. He didn't even hope to survive the fight, but Storeya, as a teammate, wanted to come over and try to beat Kayaba Akihiko with him——

The map signal was broken by Su Hong, who asked her not to come over and give away people's heads together, but she still wanted to come over and give away people's heads. Fortunately, he imitated Perzk in the League of Legends S9 finals with great wit and played a 'real man 1V1 battle' on the public channel. Otherwise, the consequences can be imagined.

——The blood pressure is very high, blood pressure.

His already high blood pressure finally came down after get off work, but Keima Katsuragi suddenly appeared and taunted him like Galio. He had no choice but to fall into Keima Katsuraki's trick, but just as he was about to fight back, Keima Katsuragi suddenly appeared. The Galio is not the Colossus of Justice at all, but the Galio of the Sentinel, who is really fleshy, smelly, disgusting, and was beaten violently.

After being violently beaten by Keima Katsuragi, he was frightened by the stupid system that sent him to the source. Or he relied on the secret of "the meaning of life is to go to the beach to order French fries" to fight against the enemy with great difficulty, and finally passed the reading. Hextech flashed onto the set in Fuyuki City.

Forget these.

When he came to Fuyuki City, he only had a tourist mentality to tour the holy places to repair his mind that had been repeatedly frustrated and frightened. The animation master leisurely explored the shops, planning to find a good time and rush to the tower for a quick return trip, but he just felt uncomfortable. It didn't take long before he was targeted by Ryunosuke Uyu again, so he had no choice but to take action and personally ended his leisurely career in Fuyuki City, killing Ryunosuke Uyu.

How else can we say he is an ordinary person?He has watched so many episodes of Conan and has not learned how to destroy corpses and remove traces. He will definitely be put on a silver bracelet and add criminal suspect files to his resume. This will make him lose the possibility of becoming a civil servant. As a last resort, he tried to summon Jing Ke through Ryunosuke Ubu's relics, and then unlocked the master skill of [SKIP].

Then--

[SKIP] [SKIP] [Get fucked to death] [If you don’t let me get off work, I won’t even be alive] [My mission is completed, hahahaha] [Grandma, you’re playing tricks on me, right? Come on directly] [Interaction Non-Aggression Treaty] [Father, retreat quickly] [Blitz Matou]...

——balabala, balabala.

Despite this, until the end, Su Hong couldn't figure out how to transform into a giant Emiya and fight through the Holy Grail War in one night, so he had no choice but to use the newly learned [SKIP] skill to jump to the plot. At the end of the skip plot, there was finally a plot. A chance to see——

[Goodbye Bulma, Trunks, and Kakarot. 】

Precisely because he himself didn’t know what happened in the story of Fuyuki City after he went crazy [SKIP], so he was curious and looked at his performance after being drunk in the samples edited by the system——

[Can it be deleted?cannot.Okay, destroy it, hurry up, I'm tired. 】

When the salmon is drunk, he can donate his heart to Skadi for the show effect, but when he is drunk, he can only talk about the bad jokes about Brother Kao that even he himself finds annoying.

Therefore, compared to the studios of SAO and Fuyuki City, GGO can really be called a paradise. The biggest difficulty encountered currently is just to avoid the box attack. I want to buy a name change card but have no money, so I can only go to the dwarf. The kind of online begging.

As for Storeya?It really wasn't that difficult. He just said a few words in front of the two armies, and Stolea surrendered.

So now, how do I say now - now of course it is [the ordinary is the real thing (motorcycle ride version).JPG].

"It is indeed heaven, GGO."

Mr. Su Hong sighed like a retired cadre while riding on his beloved motorcycle, continuing to enjoy a plain and boring life - after all, his life should be like this, leisurely to the point of boredom, boring to the point of peace of mind, No waves, no waves needed.

Just as Country Garden's five-star general MacArthur said, joining the job as a security guard at the age of 20 will save him 40 years of detours. It is a pity that his home community does not want him when recruiting security guards, otherwise he will be hit hard in the dual capacity of owner and security guard and go to get off work. He just wants to get off work, but he doesn't close the door when a thief comes, steals the owner's cookies, and even calls the owner cerebral palsy.

"There's actually a shop selling ramen in the game. Damn it."

Su Hongdang parked his beloved motorcycle in front of the ramen shop, then walked directly in, asked the NPC to order tonkotsu ramen, then walked to the corner of the noodle shop alone with the ramen and sat down, took off his mask, and opened GGO I randomly clicked on a game tutorial to share in the video area, and then ate the tonkotsu ramen in the game.

The voice of the teaching blogger in the video also boasted while he was eating noodles.

"In the GGO game, agility is definitely the most important attribute in the game. Whether it is strength or endurance, the effect will not be as obvious as the agility attribute. Although high-level weapons have minimum standard attribute point requirements, It's just a weapon, and the agility attribute presents the super-efficient benefits of 'action speed' and 'guerrilla tactics'."

"Just as the difficulty of a moving target is higher than that of a fixed target, everyone must have had difficulty positioning the moving target because the moving target moves too fast, and even if it is positioned on the moving target, it is difficult to hit the target. "

“That’s where the real advantages of being agile come from.”