Crash, the Paradise Typewriter is not designed for this kind of game

Collapse, Paradise Typewriter is not used to make this kind of game!

Due to an unexpected accident, Xia Yuan brought the [Paradise] to the post-Honkai world, and also brought a fairy named Ai Li with him.

But only Alicia is sleeping deep in the paradise...waiting for someone to wake her up.

Um~ Do you want to ask what is the method to wake up Alicia?

Is there any need to ask? In addition to collecting the seals of the heroes, of course you can date other cute girls. If you can make the other person's heart beat in the process of dating, you can accumulate a certain amount of energy. When you accumulate enough energy, you can wake up the sleeping pink fairy lady~?

Cute fairies never lie, okay?

The beloved Elf of the Spring (Xilin): Human, have you hugged enough? !

Xier: The other one is already pregnant, so I must take good care of her as much as possible.

Extreme Evil (Don't... forget me!): Please help me give birth to new offspring~

The words from the Herrscher-lady attached to the Paradise typewriter: Ding ding! Ding ding ding! Ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding ding ding!!!

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Chapter 1: Caught by Bronya

In Sky City.

In a game production studio called [ET Studio] under Anti-Entropy, Xia Yuan sat at his familiar desk as usual.

The little blue robot Eins on the table slowly woke up from hibernation.

When Xia Yuan appeared in front of it, an anthropomorphic smiling expression appeared on its electronic screen.

【∩_∩】

[Good morning, Xia Yuan, welcome to the company. Today is the last day of this month. I have successfully clocked in. I wish you a happy mood at work today. ]

Xia Yuan put the sandwich in his hand on the desk, rubbed his natural curly hair, leaned back in the chair and stretched, looking up at the pure white ceiling above.

"Good morning, little guy. Thank you for clocking in for me every day."

Xia Yuan lay lazily in the recliner and waved to the little blue robot Eins.

【You're welcome. This is my duty.】

Xia Yuan took a short nap in his seat and then left the recliner.

I went to the automatic coffee machine on one side of the office and poured myself a cup of strong coffee.

While waiting for coffee, Xia Yuan was attracted by the huge Hom doll on the sofa next to him.

Xia Yuan doesn't need to think too much.

The moment he saw Houm, he knew that it was bought by his boss, Bronya Zajicek.

There is also a limited edition commemorative label on it.

Not only that, there are all kinds of Houm murals hanging on the walls around the office.

Xia Yuan now seriously doubts whether Bronya will use all the money earned from developing the game to buy Horm peripherals.

But none of this matters to Xia Yuan.

As long as the salary is paid, Bronya will still be her good boss~

Xia Yuan picked up the coffee that was about to overflow from the cup, walked back to his desk, took a sip, and sighed, "Such a day is so leisurely, everything is so beautiful."

As a time traveler, Xia Yuan has brought the fairy Ellie to the Honkai world for some time.

It fell from the sky and accidentally hit Dr. Tesla who was passing by~

And now.

He got a job as a game producer under Bronya when she grew up.

99% of the Honkai has been sealed on the moon.

I see my boss Bronya every day.

There is also the little angel Seele who comes to the studio with small cakes from time to time to visit Bronya~

And Dr. Frederica Nikola Tesla and Dr. Liesel Albert Einstein, who were stuck in their rooms researching something.

I wonder when Seele will come to visit Bronya next time?

Xia Yuan had already begun to miss the little cakes Xier had made for him.

"It's really nice to have such a leisurely daily life~"

A smile appeared on Xia Yuan's lips.

He lay lazily in his armchair, hugging the pillow he picked up from the armchair next to him, with his eyes half closed.

"My dear mechanical assistant, please play some relaxing music."

Xia Yuan said to the small blue machine Eins on the table.

Melodious music echoed in the office.

At this moment, the mechanical door outside the office slowly opened.

Bronya walked in wearing a white and black business suit. When she glanced around the room and saw Xia Yuan lying on the office chair, she quietly approached behind Xia Yuan.

Xia Yuan picked up the sandwich he had carefully prepared and was about to put it in his mouth when a calm and pleasant voice came from behind him.

"Xia Yuan, you look very relaxed now? Have you made a plan for today's work?"

Xia Yuan was so engrossed in the music that he had no idea that his boss, Bronya, was behind him.

"You have to spend your free time leisurely, so that you can feel happy and fulfilled. There is no such thing as a work plan.

Just learn from me. Anyway, it’s fine as long as the game can run in the end. Bronya will definitely use all the money she earns from the game to buy Horm peripherals. You don’t have to work so hard. Just slack off until you punch in after get off work~”

Xia Yuan, who mistook it for another colleague, said casually.

Xia Yuan passed on his work experience with a clear conscience.

But the little blue robot Eins on the desk was flashing the screen frantically, as if reminding Xia Yuan in this way.

"Little guy, are you out of shape? Let Dr. Tesla help you fix it later. Maybe I can also ask Dr. Tesla to help you upgrade and transform it. See if I treat you well. Are you touched by me?"

The little blue robot Eins on the desk flashed even more brightly.

It really doesn't dare to move now.

It just wanted to remind Xia Yuan that Bronya was right behind him...

The helpless little blue robot Eins had no choice but to display a line of words in front of his small screen.

[Xia Yuan, pay attention to your back...]

"Behind me? Who else could be behind me? Isn't it my fellow programmer?"

Xia Yuan asked doubtfully.

Xia Yuan was just about to stand up from his office chair and look behind him when he was pinned down on the chair by a pair of white hands, unable to move.

"Oh? Stupid subordinate, are you dissatisfied with me buying Homunculus merchandise?"

Hearing Xia Yuan's words, Bronya was not angry. Instead, she looked calm and placed her white hands on Xia Yuan's shoulders.

Xia Yuan always felt that the voice coming from behind him...

I seem to have heard it somewhere before. It sounds so familiar.

Suddenly, Xia Yuan thought of a possibility.

I couldn't help but shudder, and slowly raised my head from the chair.

Although Xia Yuan could not see the face of the person behind him from this perspective, the employee card on the other person's lapel clearly told Xia Yuan that her identity was his boss, Bronya Zaicek.

Xia Yuan's hands couldn't help but tremble.

The sandwich that Xia Yuan was about to put into his mouth fell from his hand.

Bronya was quick to catch the sandwich that was about to fall.

Xia Yuan fell into a state of confusion.

"What should I do? What should I do? Why is it my boss Bronya instead of my colleague behind me? I was caught slacking off. This is over. Will Bronya fire me and I have to live on the streets with Ellie?"

Xia Yuan took a deep breath and felt that he could still be saved.

"Ya...Ya, why...why did you come so early today? Let me explain. Just now, the Herrscher of Consciousness must have invaded my consciousness and tampered with my thoughts, which is why I said such words. Um..., it must be that way!"

Xia Yuan explained with a confident tone.

Bronya made a (???) look to Xia Yuan and tapped his forehead lightly in annoyance.

"You should call me boss, stupid subordinate. As a punishment for not calling me by my name, I will confiscate this sandwich."

Chapter 2 A Little Punishment from Bronya

Bronya waved the carefully prepared sandwich in front of Xia Yuan.

"Goodbye, my little sandwich..."

Gollum-

Watching the sandwich getting farther and farther away from him, Xia Yuan felt a strong sense of reluctance and his stomach started to rumble.

Bronya left the chair behind Xia Yuan.

I looked down at the sandwich in my hand. I stayed up all night yesterday to play [Legend of Sword and Fairy: Fantasy World] and finally made it to the top of the leaderboard. I haven't eaten yet and my stomach is already protesting.

The sandwich made by his stupid subordinate undoubtedly solved the problem that was bothering him now.

As soon as she took the first bite, Bronya's eyes lit up.

Watching his sandwich disappearing quickly in Bronya's mouth, Xia Yuan felt like crying but had no tears.

"Thank you for the sandwich, stupid subordinate. It's delicious."

After hearing what Bronya said, Xia Yuan breathed a sigh of relief and ate the sandwich he made. Bronya wouldn't fire him, right?

Although she lost her sandwich, Bronya seemed to be in a good mood.

Bronya pushed an office chair to Xia Yuan, sat on it, looked at Xia Yuan in front of her and said, "Then, next, stupid subordinate, let's discuss some work issues, shall we? For example, Xia Yuan, your personal status and situation."

Xia Yuan's heart was in his throat, but what was meant to come would eventually come.

Xia Yuan prepared himself mentally, took a deep breath, and prepared to strike first.

"Yaya, I have shed blood and worked hard for Anti-Entropy! I still have a little Ellie who needs to be fed at home. You can't kick out a senior employee because of a small matter. I'm going to find Mr. Walter to explain the situation!"

Hearing Xia Yuan's words, Bronya once again showed a (?? ?) expression.

But after a moment, he calmly explained to Xia Yuan:

"Stupid subordinate, Anti-Entropy has already merged with Destiny before, and there is no Anti-Entropy now."

"I don't care. I am a person of Anti-Entropy when I am alive and a ghost of Anti-Entropy when I die. Anti-Entropy will always be in my heart!"

Xia Yuan got up from the armchair, rubbed his body on the smooth office floor, hugged Bronya's calves tightly, and closed his eyes tightly. As long as Bronya wanted to drive him away from the Resilience, he would never let go!

Bronya sighed as she looked at the stupid subordinate who was holding onto her calf and refused to let go.

Such childish behavior, like throwing a tantrum, made Bronya miss the past.

Rosalia and Lilia.

As for how naughty they are...

If they could be half as obedient as their subordinates, they wouldn't have to worry so much.

"Subordinate, Mr. Walter went on a trip not long ago and has left [ET Studio]. Now in the company, as far as I can see, Mr. Walter is not here. All decisions of the company can be made by me. So, Xia Yuan, I should be considered your top boss~~~"

Bronya even deliberately prolonged her voice, as if she was trying to tease Xia Yuan.

After hearing Bronya's words, Xia Yuan didn't say anything, but just hugged her hands tighter.

"And subordinates, when did I say I was going to kick you out? It's just that I want to select the best game producer other than me from within the organization recently. There are also generous bonuses and mysterious prizes to be won~~"

"Daya didn't chase herself away. Best game producer? And there's a generous bonus to be won?!"