Crash, the Paradise Typewriter is not designed for this kind of game

"Stupid subordinate, you looked so regretful just now?!"

"I don't!"

[Humph, you have~]

Miss Corrosion Herrscher, who was attached to the typewriter, printed out a piece of paper in the tone that humans liked.

"Stare——(???) (disdain.jpg)"

With both witnesses and evidence present, Xia Yuan couldn't even defend himself.

Ever since~

Xia Yuan selectively changed the subject, which made him feel extremely dangerous:

"Ahem.....So, Yaya, have you become a quantum creature now?"

"Stupid subordinate, believe it or not, when Bronya recovers from the quantum state, I will turn you into a Homunculus creature." Bronya emphasized again, "It's a two-dimensional Homunculus creature!"

Chapter 199 Snake Escape

Xia Yuan subconsciously glanced at the papers scattered around the typewriter.

"If it's a two-dimensional Homunculus creature...wait, isn't it made of paper?!"

Looking at Bronya's body that was about to recover from the quantum state, and in order to avoid being beaten into a paper man by the angry Bronya, Xia Yuan decided to strike first.

[Bronya: Quantum Collapse State]

【···】(Restoring)

【Evaluation: Extremely dangerous! It is recommended that humans stay away immediately. 】

"Hurry, typewriter... hurry up and teleport Bronya away from me, or teleport me to a place where Bronya can never reach me!" Xia Yuan requested.

[Human, no matter how much you type at me, it's useless. After all, I'm just an ordinary typewriter. And you don't coax me much. You use me when you're useful, and abandon me when you're not. I have feelings too...]

Miss Corrosion Herrscher, who is attached to the Paradise printer, prints and states objective facts.

In essence, her body is now just a typewriter.

There was a moment of silence...

Another half hour passed.

Xia Yuan, who had tried his best to coax the other party for half an hour, was already exhausted and out of breath.

Bronya, who had listened to sweet talk for nearly half an hour, looked at her stupid subordinate with extreme disgust. He actually coaxed a broken typewriter for half an hour!

She has never enjoyed such treatment even though she...ahem, she pays her stupid subordinates on time every month, every year. Doesn't that mean that in the eyes of her stupid subordinates, she is not even as good as a typewriter?

[Ahem... You really can't do anything to humans. This won't happen again~]

The satisfied Herrscher imitated the tone of the Fountain Elf and activated the teleportation function.

But just as Xia Yuan was about to teleport, Bronya's illusory body had recovered from the quantum collapse state, and at the moment of teleportation... Bronya's fingertips touched Xia Yuan's shoulder.

[Transferring to the next game...Please wait]

[Matching the number of participants...]

【Snake Battle Royale】

[Please successfully escape from the "Infinite Snakes" that keep appearing in the sky, and be careful not to be swallowed by the cute snakes~]

"Wait, Battle Royale? And Snake? Why am I joining the game too!?"

Xia Yuan looked at the changing scene in front of him with some helplessness.

There was only a wide road made of pure white blocks in front of me, and there were no shelters or fences on either side of the road. It seemed that it was very far away from the ground...

"It's fine as long as Bronya isn't with me right now."

"It seems that I failed to achieve what a certain stupid subordinate wished~"

Xia Yuan had just escaped the fate of being beaten into a paper piece by Bronya, and before he could relax, the hot breath and words exhaled beside his ear made Xia Yuan tense his body. He stared stiffly at the wide road ahead, not daring to move at all.

"Why, Bronya appears beside me!?"

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[My lovely human, there is nothing I can do~]

[Who told Bronya to put her hand on you at the last moment of teleportation~]

"Then think of a way to teleport Bronya... or me back!"

[Unfortunately ... Cute humans, I can't intervene during the game, but it doesn't matter, isn't it that I am a two -dimensional creature by Blinia. At that time

[Miss Herrscher is preparing to escape...]

Miss Corrosion Herrscher didn't seem to respond. Everyone fled when disaster struck, and Xia Yuan seemed to have accepted his fate.

".....Yaya, I admit defeat, please be quick."

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts."

[Human, it hurts T_T]

Miss Corrosion Herrscher imitated Xia Yuan and objectively recorded the facts using a typewriter.

"Now you know how to cry out in pain?

"Where is your arrogant attitude and unyielding attitude just now, you stupid subordinate?"

Bronya stretched out her little hand and groped around Xia Yuan's body until it stopped at his waist and she pinched it casually.

"Well... Bronya is so considerate, how dare I~"

Xia Yuan didn't dare to make any move.

I was afraid that Bronya would use her full strength, and I didn't know who Bronya learned this move from.

"Hey, of course I learned it from me!"

At this moment, little Kiana answered Xia Yuan's doubts like a little worm in his stomach, and was teleported to the sky above him by Miss Herrscher of Erosion attached to the typewriter, and landed steadily on Xia Yuan's shoulder.

"Oh, Xiaoqi No. 1 landed perfectly~"

Little Kiana raised her hands high and sat on Xia Yuan's shoulders and cheered.

"Not perfect at all... Get off me, you idiot bug!"

Xia Yuan emphasized.

But Xiao Qiana said confidently: "I don't want it~"

"This is your punishment, Xia Yuan, for shrinking me. Don't shake your body and throw me off, or I'll have Bronya teach a lesson to a disobedient subordinate of mine."

"Look at me moving up and down, left and right, BABA. From now on, Xia Yuan, you are my mount~"

Not only can he ride on Xia Yuan who calls himself a fool, but he can also command him to move forward, run, attack, dodge, defend... and perform a series of operations.

"I'm not a mount...and my head is not the place for you to input game cheats!"

But at this time, little Qiana had tied the curly hair behind Xia Yuan into a beautiful bow.

Qibao's behavior caused Bronya to laugh softly.

"Pfft~"

"Stupid subordinate, this hairstyle suits you very well now (smile~smile~"

"Hey, listen up, Bugs that have made their home on my shoulder...untie me quickly, or I'll be mad!"

This was accompanied by a crisp sound coming from above.

Kiana tapped the melon with the back of her hand and winked at Bronya playfully, saying, "Hey, Bronya, look... it looks like the melon named Xia Yuan in front of us is ripe~"

"Why don't we each eat him half, Bronya?"

Kiana seemed to have fallen in love with her current tiny appearance.

What's the point of being angry? She's still riding on me and letting me tease her. I'll tie two ponytails for Xia Yuan that are as cute as mine.

Little Kiana swung her little feet happily.

But obviously, Xia Yuan would not let little Qiana sit on his shoulders and act recklessly for too long.

Chapter 200 Super cute little Mebius

"Oh~ Really?

"I seem to remember that some idiot bug wanted to kidnap me and take me to the moon to exchange snacks with Bronya? Could it be that I was hallucinating?"

Seeing that Qibao didn't get down from his shoulder, Xia Yuan said deliberately.

"I don't have that!"

Kiana retorted.

However, Xia Yuan's words attracted the attention and vigilance of Bronya beside him.

"Hmm? Stupid Kiana... is there such a thing?"

Bronya shifted her gaze from Xia Yuan to little Kiana, picked her up and questioned.

"Hehe, my dearest Bronya, don't listen to Xia Yuan's nonsense. You should know that we are the closest of friends. How could you kidnap your subordinates just for a few snacks?"

Little Kiana pretended to be dumb.

He looked at Bronya with a very innocent and pitiful look.

That's why~

Xia Yuan not only got rid of Bronya's hand on his waist, but also dealt with little Kiana who stayed on his shoulder and refused to get down. It was like killing two birds with one stone.

"Really? But on the moon... a lonely, bored and greedy bug really wouldn't be tempted by snacks, right?"

Now it's Xia Yuan's turn to fight back.

"I won't be tempted!

"It hurts, it hurts... Bronya, please let go, I know I'm wrong~＞_＜"

Little Kiana struggled, but after becoming smaller, it seemed difficult for her to escape from Bronya.

"Hmm...it looks like your apology doesn't seem to be very sincere."

Xia Yuan, who was in an absolutely safe position five meters away from Bronya, made another finishing move.

With this range, even if Bronya suddenly attacks, he can react in time. But while the three of them are playing and chatting, besides Xia Yuan, Bronya, and Kiana...

And there are them.

hiss--

hiss--

Behind Xia Yuan, on the platform above the pure white wall blocks that were dozens of meters high, the little Mebius had already filled the entire platform, and new little Mebius were still falling among them.

If it weren't for the surrounding railings...

I'm afraid they have already broken through the fence and attacked in the direction of Xia Yuan and others below.

click-

Accompanied by cracks on the railings and crisp sounds.

Apparently, these railings surrounding the piles of [Infinite Life Snakes] couldn't hold out for long.

[This is the home turf of the snakes. ]

【They are coming! 】

[More and more little Mebius are pouring in...]

They crowded together, surrounded each other, and together formed an army of snakes. They had only one goal, to use their unlimited numbers to swallow up every contestant in this game.

In addition, in order to make the game more interesting, Miss Corrosion Herrscher specially invited Dr. Mebius, who was hibernating in an ice sculpture on a rail train, to be the final BOSS of the game.

At this time, Xia Yuan and his group had no idea that danger was coming.

Bronya was still kneading little Kiana's face, wanting her to give her an explanation.