Crash, the Paradise Typewriter is not designed for this kind of game

There was no one around except himself and a certain foodie named Ai Li, so Xia Yuan grabbed the collectible Homunculus doll that his boss Bronya had placed in the room and started kneading its long ears to his heart's content.

He wanted to relieve his nervousness in this way.

"Why don't we use the typewriter to make or play a game, Xiao Xiayuan? We still have a lot of time, so why don't we play another fun and exciting game?"

Ai Li said so upon seeing this.

Xia Yuan slowly put down the ravaged Houmu doll.

He wasn't sure if Bronya would come and beat him up when she came back and saw this inhuman-like Hom doll.

"Well, Ellie, what game should we play? Let's make it clear that we are not allowed to play those weird games!"

"Hmm~ Miss Pink Fairy is not that kind of fairy who loves to play tricks on people."

Fairy Ellie put her hands on her hips and raised her cute and soft little chin.

"You'd be weird if you believed Ellie!"

Xia Yuan said that he didn't believe in Ai Li's tricks and that he had been fooled by her no less than a hundred times.

"Hey, let me think about it, Xiao Xia Yuan, how about we make a horizontal fighting game?"

Think of...

She might encounter all kinds of strange Honkai beasts, and might encounter the nearly invincible Ms. Youlan Dai'e, who would pierce her with a black abyss and white flower in her hand... Xia Yuan decisively rejected Ai Li's idea.

"turn down!"

"So...how about open world?"

"You're right, Ellie, but - this is not allowed either! There's already someone working part-time there in another world far away. Are we going to go over there and mess things up? Hmm... maybe it's another Ellie."

Miss Pink Fairy's proposal was rejected again.

The aura of the fairy Ai Li, who was repeatedly opposed, was rising visibly. When Ai Li was about to take out the heavy 80kg magic wand, Xia Yuan hurriedly spoke to comfort her.

"Um... ahem, think about it again. Miss Fan Fairy, the smartest fan, will definitely come up with an awesome game."

"Ahem, since Xiao Xiayuan has said so, then the considerate pink fairy lady will have to think of another way. Let Ai Li think about it. How about a romantic love game?"

"Ellie, do you want me to date Honkaimon?"

"Well, if you want to, Xiao Xiayuan, it's not impossible."

But this time it was Xia Yuan, and the resentment and resentment in him were gradually increasing.

"Oh my, Xiao Xia Yuan, don't be so excited. Ai Li is just suggesting it. What Ai Li wants to say is that it would be great if we could make a battle elimination game."

"Do you want to add some magical girl elements? Although the idea is good, I refuse."

As a boy, I will never play the role of a magical girl, never!

……

……

Xia Yuan and a goblin who always wanted to play tricks on others in the room fell into silence at the same time.

"How about this, Xiao Xia Yuan, let's make a galgame."

Fairy Ellie clapped her hands and said.

"But in that case...I want to ask if this galgame of ours is serious?"

It was the fairy Ai Li who broke the silence first, but Xia Yuan's complaints came to his mind faster than he could react.

"But it seems like there's no problem. We have the characters and the script. We can use our technology to make some exquisite defeat CGs... ahem... But Ellie, can I not be the protagonist, but a villain or something like that?"

After all, Xia Yuan had a dream of becoming a villain for a long time.

"Ellie, why did you hit me?"

Xia Yuan became more and more excited as he spoke, until the fairy Ellie gave him a sobering blow with her magic wand and he calmed down.

"Stop, stop, stop, Xiao Xia Yuan, your ideas are becoming more and more dangerous! What we are going to do is a serious galgame."

Facing the accusations from the fairy Ai Li, Xia Yuan instead argued confidently.

“No, no, no, Ellie, times have changed!

"We need to sell games. Only by catering to the preferences of the citizens of Everbright will consumers be willing to pay for them. It's obvious that you, Ai Li, don't understand people's needs.

"Aili, believe it or not, when our game is ready, there will definitely be people who will say, 'You have the technology, why don't you show us this?' In the end, sales will plummet, and then Ai Li, we will sleep on the streets, starving every day... We will live a life of wandering and homelessness, going hungry three times a day."

Ellie showed a rare confused expression on her face.

"Is it that cute fairies are out of date... and can't keep up with the times?"

Ellie fell into deep thought.

Xia Yuan nodded with satisfaction. It seemed that Ai Li had figured it out. Now he just needed to let Ai Li help him add the image of a villain.

"Anyway, Ellie, let's make a super exciting game that everyone will love to watch! Little Ellie, is your Paradise typewriter still usable now?"

"This... probably... should still be usable."

Fairy Ellie looked away a little unconfidently.

In fact, after going through so many things, the Paradise Typewriter has been completely renewed.

There is no sign of damage...

But now the Paradise typewriter has been in an extremely unstable state, or rather a very disobedient state.

"Ahem...Xiao Xia Yuan, just leave it to Miss Pink Fairy without any worries. Villains, real people, multiple people, sports, the wild, forests, villages, love, excitement, is that right?"

Xia Yuan always felt that something was strange, but he couldn't put his finger on it.

"Hmm... Ai Li, can you first customize a plot for me in which an employee is persecuted by his boss all day long, and one day he suddenly gains the power of a Herrscher and makes his boss submit to me?"

The scene of being bullied by Bronya is still vivid in my mind.

She even force-fed herself a bowl of poisonous chicken soup in an attempt to murder her lovable subordinate who worked so hard and never complained.

At this time, the fairy Ai Li was pretending to be a doll and winking at Xia Yuan, but unfortunately she was still a step too late.

What's even more coincidental is...

Bronya, who was outside the room, had already sent Miss Rita away. She happened to arrive in the room at the right time and happened to hear Xia Yuan's conversation.

Chapter 255: A sense of déjà vu

At this time, the time, place and people are all right.

But Xia Yuan was completely unaware of this, and even felt strangely interested, as he was talking to the fairy Ai Li about his dark career.

"Aili....what on earth is Bronya planning to do with all these Homunculus merchandise? What's the point of them?

"The price of this Houm peripheral is even equal to my monthly salary.

"When I think about returning from my vacation at Mount Taixu, I will have to go back to the life of being exploited by Bronya day and night. It's better to change jobs sooner rather than later. What do you think, Ellie? I can also give you a better living environment."

But the fairy Ellie didn't say anything.

"Aili, do you feel that the room has suddenly become cold? Is the air conditioner on? Why does it feel so cold?"

Xia Yuan had no idea that the crisis was coming.

"Ellie?"

The fairy Ellie didn't move, she was just a doll without any emotions.

It was not until Xia Yuan looked up behind him that he felt a familiar, soft, squeezing sensation from the back of his head...which made his heart tremble.

"This, this, this doesn't seem right, does it?"

Xia Yuan suddenly felt that this scene seemed familiar, as if he had experienced it before. Was this the familiar feeling of déjà vu?

until----

A pair of slender hands from behind placed heavily on Xia Yuan's shoulders.

"Sigh~"

Xia Yuan took a breath of cold air.

Xia Yuan thought of a possibility that he least wanted to see.

He slowly turned around, and what came into view was the familiar work badge... and the extremely magnificent collar.

"Well, Yaya, listen to my excuses, no, listen to my explanation... those were all just dreams and nonsense. I have no intention of changing jobs at all, really."

But Bronya, with a forced smile on her lips, obviously didn't buy Xia Yuan's trick.

"Stupid subordinate, do you have any last words?"

....

"Duck, could you be a little gentler? Or could you not hit me in the face?"

At this moment, Bronya noticed a deep red lip mark on one side of Xia Yuan's cheek.

"Stupid subordinate, before you finish your last words, could you please explain what the red lipstick mark on your cheek is all about?!"

"Huh? Red lip marks?!"

Xia Yuan subconsciously put his fingers on the side of his cheek, and a red mark appeared on his fingertips.

"Ellie, you hurt me! Give me back my innocence!"

Xia Yuan wanted to grab Ellie who was pretending to be a doll on the table, but Bronya put her hands on Xia Yuan's shoulders and pushed Xia Yuan back.

"Stupid subordinate, don't try to run away. There is nothing to explain anymore. I heard that you wanted to make a game with defeat CGs, so why not let you experience it yourself now?"

"??? I don't want it, absolutely not. Rita, save me. Raven, save me!"

Xia Yuan continued to struggle.

"Stop shouting, stupid subordinate. This room is soundproof. No one can save you anymore."

Bronya wrapped ropes that she had found from somewhere around Xia Yuan's body, tied him to the office chair, and placed an ultra-clear camera right in front of Xia Yuan.

There was even a belt in Bronya's hand.

Bronya was wearing a mask that looked like one that she would wear at a masquerade ball. Xia Yuan looked at Ellie for help, but Ellie's expression revealed excitement and a hint of anticipation.

"???"

Under Xia Yuan's incredulous eyes, Bronya, dressed in a professional suit, was slowly approaching Xia Yuan, who was tied to an office chair. For a moment, she didn't know who to envy.

About an hour later...

"So... you stupid subordinate, you feel a little bored now, so you decided to make a real-life first-person galgame about love? And you want to be the villain in the game?"

"Yes... it's like this, because nowadays everyone likes more exciting games and things, and ordinary male protagonists can no longer satisfy their spiritual needs."

Xia Yuan explained seriously to his boss Bronya.

same......

Xia Yuan was also accepting his own punishment, acting as the exclusive chair for his boss Bronya.

There was no way. Xia Yuan didn't want to recall the experience of that hour again. The damn Bronya had the videotape. If he changed jobs, the other party would make the videotape public.

Therefore...Xia Yuan could only be forced to submit to Bronya's tyranny.

Bronya changed into a comfortable position and crossed her legs.

"But.... stupid subordinate, why do I have a bit of a negative view of you? After all, it was Bronya who helped you, stupid subordinate, promote the sales of Honkai Adventure."

After reviewing Xia Yuan's game in which he wanted to be a villain, Bronya had mixed feelings of being disappointed in her stupid subordinates.

"So... Yaya, I want to continue making a game, the kind that has a real-life experience."

"Hmm~? Stupid subordinate, don't think Bronya doesn't know what's going on in your little head. Are you still thinking about your defeat?"

Bronya asked a long question and slapped her stupid subordinate's butt hard with her hand.

"How could that be! Yaya, don't slander my innocence. It's not that I like to watch it, the key is that everyone likes to watch it... ahem... I mean that only games that the masses like are good games... Yaya, don't you want to buy more Hom peripherals?"

"Hmm?! Houm peripherals!"

Hearing this, Bronya seemed to be a little interested.

After saying that, Bronya stood up from Xia Yuan, and Xia Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, but then Bronya sat back on him.