Crash, the Paradise Typewriter is not designed for this kind of game

After an unknown amount of time, Xia Yuan woke up from his coma, holding the back of his head which was aching slightly.

A gust of cold wind made Xia Yuan suddenly sober up. He found that the surrounding environment was no longer on the train, but in a forest with towering trees.

Next to Xia Yuan was an overturned motorcycle.

"What is this place? Who am I? A down-and-out motorcyclist?"

While Xia Yuan was confused...

A mischievous voice came into Xia Yuan's ears from the distant air.

[Hi~ lovely human, you are finally awake, welcome to this reality show game experience demo test version. ]

[Here, you, the lovely human, play the role of a worker who was forced to resign due to company layoffs. In order to ease your mood, you, the lovely human, decided to drive alone to Taixu Mountain to relax, but you accidentally lost your way in the forest.]

Chapter 258 Xiao Shi? I finally found you!

[Name: Xia Yuan]

【News Media Folklore Reporter】

[She was once a chief reporter under Bronya, but for some unknown reason, her former boss Bronya decided to lay off her. Perhaps it was closely related to Mr. Hom, whom she found from nowhere.]

Xia Yuan fumbled in his pocket and took out his former journalist ID.

"Hmm... This is starting to feel like a villain's beginning. I just wonder when I'll run into my former boss Bronya?"

Xia Yuan can still joke about it now.

It seems that Ai Li is still on her side. At least she didn't delete the script about Revenge of Duck.

Xia Yuan picked up the overturned motorcycle, steadied his center of gravity, and stepped on the footrest.

According to the previous prompts, I should be lost in the forest under Mount Taixu. This is another small path that doesn't even have any navigation data.

It seems that the current situation that caused Taixu Mountain to get lost...

This was the result of his anger at being fired by Bronya for his identity as a folklore reporter.

A bad start...

Xia Yuan couldn't laugh anymore and fumbled around for props on his body that might help him or be useful.

【A map】

[Route map recording the area near Taixu Mountain]

[It's just an ordinary map, dear humans, please don't do anything weird with it~]

"??? A map, what weird things can I do with it!"

[That's not necessarily true. After all, boys of your age, the physical desires of the breeder are always surprisingly high~~]

Sudden.....

Xia Yuan felt a little dazed.

The memory fragment of being bullied by Bronya in the workplace flashed through his mind, and in that memory fragment he vaguely caught a glimpse of a foot wrapped in black stockings slowly stepping on his body.

[1. No matter what....No one can stop me from leaving this forest! ]

[2. Try to continue recalling]

Looking at the two options that appeared out of nowhere, in order to satisfy everyone's preferences, Xia Yuan chose the second one without hesitation. He had to bear these painful memories alone in silence.

But then...

[Dear human, unfortunately, you have not yet reached the conditions for unlocking the second option, accompanied by a message from Miss Pink Fairy: Uh-huh~]

[You subconsciously resisted the urge to awaken your memory.]

"......"

Accompanied by deep silence and sighs.

At this moment, Xia Yuan already understood that this option was deliberately used by Ai Li to tease him.

Xia Yuan clenched his hands silently. When he met Ai Li, he would settle the old account of knocking him out and the new account of playing a prank on him just now with her.

Xia Yuan looked up at the full moon in the night sky over the forest and muttered to himself.

But he still has to face the reality of being lost. Whether he wants to punish Ai Li or punish Bronya, he must first walk out of this somewhat gloomy forest.

Xia Yuan looked at his current location by comparing it with the map at the foot of Taixu Mountain.

But after a while...

Xia Yuan put the map down as if sighing, because he couldn't understand the coordinates marked on the map at all.

I guess I was abandoned by Ellie near the forest after sunset. Recalling the last time I saw the signpost, the sun had not yet set.

Xia Yuan confirmed that there was still a lot of oil left in the tank. This oil should be enough to support him to get out of the forest, right?

Two and a half hours later...

The more Xia Yuan looked at the map, the more he felt that he was deviating from the route.

We had almost completely deviated from the original route and had been going in the wrong direction for two and a half hours.

Ninety percent of the area here is mountainous, so it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a desolate wilderness. The surrounding scenery is nothing but mountains. It is simply a paradise of trees and forests.

"Is it so difficult to be a villain at the beginning?"

Xia Yuan now feels a little regretful. It would be better to say that it was Ai Li who tampered with his manuscript, which led to this situation. In the script he originally prepared, the beginning would not be so bumpy.

"Keep going?"

Let's first see what's at the end of this narrow path. If that doesn't work, just camp on the side of the road... He didn't believe that Ellie would just abandon him in the forest and leave him alone.

Then...Xia Yuan found that this place was not suitable for camping at all.

Not to mention whether there might be strange beasts lurking in the unknown forest at the foot of Mount Taixu, just the wolf howling coming from the jungle not far away is chilling enough.

If we camp in a place like this, we might end up in the stomachs of those big bad wolves before we even meet Bronya.

But at this point, it is impossible to go back the same way.

The sky was getting darker and darker, and Xia Yuan had no choice but to keep moving forward. Gradually, the road ahead became flat, and it looked as if they had passed through the mountain road.

Although there were still endless mountains and forests around, Xia Yuan saw street lights and signs, which was undoubtedly good news.

He walked out of the forest.

The continuous running around made Xia Yuan tired, and he had to find a place to rest as soon as possible.

at this time......

A building that was out of tune with the surrounding environment appeared in front of Xia Yuan.

There was a dazzling sign hanging above the building, and on one side of the sign there was a small black red kite.

【Xiaoshi Convenience Store】

[A convenience store opened by the great Herrscher of Knowledge]

[The original price is 128 yuan per copy, and the special sale is 648 yuan for three copies. The original price is , and the special sale is . In short, you won’t suffer a loss or be fooled. Long live the great Lady of the Herrscher of Knowledge! ]

[The above data has been maliciously tampered with, please do not believe it. If you are defrauded, please download the latest version of Tianming's anti-fraud APP. 】

"Convenience store? Xiaoshi! I finally found you."

Xia Yuan recalled the hard-earned money that was defrauded by the other party in [Honkai Impact 3rd]. His tired body was filled with almost unlimited power, and he pushed the door open.

At this time, the Herrscher of Knowledge was rubbing the Black Kite in her hand out of boredom.

How could anyone come to buy things if I set up a small store in this uninhabited place at the foot of Taixu Mountain? I really don’t know what this old antique was thinking.

The infrastructure construction of Taixu Mountain cannot be achieved by building a small store in this remote wilderness!

Ring ring ring——

Just then, the ringing of the doorbell broke the silence of the convenience store, and also broke the thoughts of Ms. Herrscher of Knowledge.

"Wow....there are really people coming to this damn place?!"

The Lady of the Herrscher of Knowledge changed her lazy attitude, rubbed her hands, and looked at Xia Yuan who came in with a smile on her face.

Chapter 259 Either Pay the Money or Pay with Your Body

"Sir, welcome. Are you here for a quick stopover or to stay overnight?"

Ms. Herrscher of Knowledge suddenly remembered that this was a convenience store, and quickly changed her words:

"Ahem...Dear traveler, welcome to Xiaoshi Convenience Store. What can I do for you? We can definitely find what you are looking for here. We guarantee that this is the best choice for your travels, picnics and camping."

The Herrscher of Knowledge wore grey sunglasses and rubbed her hands together, looking like a black-hearted businessman.

[1. Directly name and carry the lady of the Herrscher of Knowledge away overnight.]

[648. Spend at Xiaoshi Convenience Store and get sucked... ahem, get the title of the No. on the Xiaoshi Convenience Store list.]

As the saying goes, enemies are extremely jealous when they meet.

The hard-earned money that was lost in telecommunications fraud can finally see the light of day today. There is no need to consider which of the two options to choose.

"I want you!"

Xia Yuan pointed at the Herrscher lady behind the counter of the convenience store.

"Ahem... Sir, are you pointing at the wrong person? I am not a commodity and I am not for sale! Bah, that doesn't seem right!"

The Herrscher of Knowledge looked at the man who pushed the door open in confusion, and she felt as if she had met this guest somewhere before.

While the Herrscher of Consciousness was rubbing her chin and thinking carefully, Xia Yuan had already come to her angrily.

thump—

Xia Yuan slammed his hands heavily on the counter. The violent vibration caused Shibao's sunglasses to fall off. Shibao also shuddered, and the black chicken in his hand accidentally rolled to the ground.

"I finally met a living person in this remote place, but he turned out to be a robber.

"They even robbed me - in front of the great Lady Herrscher of Knowledge, do you really think I am a vegetarian? It's the scoundrel robbing the scoundrel, and it's not certain who will eat whom."

Seeing that the other party came with ill intentions, Ms. Lawrence thought to herself.

"Xiao Shi, I finally found you. Return my hard-earned money!"

Xia Yuan's resentful voice at this time was like a demon from hell. He grabbed the almost flat collar of the Lady of the Herrscher of Consciousness and pulled her in front of him.

“Hard-earned money?!”

The Herrscher of Knowledge seemed to recall where she had met the man before.

I think I accidentally added an extra zero at that time...

It turned out that the other party was here to collect a debt. This was really a narrow road for enemies. I was so unlucky, but the other party's money had been used by me to subsidize Lao Gudong's household expenses and to open this deserted convenience store in this remote place.

Faced with Xia Yuan's aggressive attitude, the moment she remembered that she had done something wrong, the arrogance that Ms. Herrscher of Knowledge had just ignited disappeared instantly, and she said with a smile:

"Oh... Sir, calm down, calm down, we can talk it over, we can talk it over~"

The Lady of Herrscher of Knowledge raised her hands high, ready to use her Herrscher power to temporarily calm the other party's extremely excited emotions.

However, when the Herrscher of Knowledge was about to invade the other party's mind, she was rejected and excluded. This was the first time she had encountered such a situation. Her Herrscher power did not work...

"Either pay back the money or pay off the debt with your body. Choose one."

Xia Yuan gave the other party two choices.

"Flesh...flesh compensation?! Are you a pervert? Ahem...I'm just a child who has only been born for a few years. At least...you shouldn't be interested in a child who has only been born for a short time, right?!"

A long-lost blush appeared on the cheeks of Ms. Herrscher of Knowledge. She struggled to break free from Xia Yuan's hands. She didn't expect that the other party would be so direct and not even let her go.

"Then give me back the money."

It seems that at this point, the only thing I can do is to slip away.

Just when Ms. Herrscher of Knowledge was about to run away, Xia Yuan grabbed her wrist.

"Do you think you can run away?"

Seeing that the escape was unsuccessful, the Herrscher of Knowledge hurriedly replied:

"Oh... Sir, look at what you are saying. I was just about to go get the money for you~