Crash, the Paradise Typewriter is not designed for this kind of game

As soon as he looked up, Xia Yuan heard that familiar voice.

Above my head was a cliff made of rocks, and a familiar face suddenly appeared over the edge.

"Good evening......?"

Xia Yuan replied subconsciously, but his tone was filled with resentment.

"Ah——it turns out to be a cute human. I was so scared~"

Alicia patted her chest from the edge of the cliff, looking still frightened.

"Ellie, let me say this, right? I still haven't settled the score with you for knocking me out and dumping me in the primeval forest!"

Xia Yuan looked up at Alicia on the cliff with a very resentful look.

"Xia Yuan, don't be so impatient~ We are experiencing a real-life game, and everything is necessary for the plot, so... Mr. Villain, can you help Ellie pick up the lantern?"

How can a villain be empathetic...

But Xia Yuan still picked up the lantern and slowly turned it towards the cliff above his head.

"Oops~"

In the light of the lantern, a figure with his hands covering his eyes appeared in front of Xia Yuan.

"It's so blinding... Dear Mr. Villain, please move the light away from Ellie."

Xia Yuan slowly moved it away.

"You scared me, Ellie. Don't take photos of other people's faces all of a sudden. Although Miss Pink Fairy knows that Mr. Villain is thinking of some weird and bold things right now."

Alicia teased.

"No... I was thinking that I was lost now. I just caught Xiaozhi, but she ran away again."

There was a hint of helplessness in Xia Yuan's resentment.

If he had known this would happen, he would have checked if the other person had any blades or anything like that on him.

"Well...if that's the case, it seems that the path you've chosen, Mr. Villain, is completely lost."

Alicia rested her chin on her hands and replied while lying on the edge of the cliff above.

"Is there anyone living around here?"

"Um... well, this is a little complicated."

Alicia stretched out her finger and compared it to a finger that was probably as big as her manta ray. After all, except Xia Yuan, everyone else had a special script.

"By the way, Ellie....can you do me a favor?"

"Help~ Dear Mr. Villain, what can I do for you, Ellie? Ellie loves to help others the most."

Alicia clapped her hands.

"I'm in urgent need of a place where I can hide from the rain and won't be attacked by wild beasts or bad women."

When Xia Yuan talked about bad women, his eyes were always fixed on Alicia on the edge of the cliff.

"Bad woman?! What's that look in your eyes, Xia Yuan? Ai Li is not a bad woman!"

Alicia looks very cute with her puffed up face.

Suddenly, Alicia thought of something and looked at Xia Yuan with a smile on her face. The two looked into each other's eyes.

"Why don't we go to my house? My house is pretty big~"

She thought about it for a moment and immediately answered seriously.

This was the venue that Alicia had arranged at the foot of Taixu Mountain when Xia Yuan was unconscious. With the participation of top engineer Wei Erwei, the venue and village for the live-action game were quickly completed.

B&B...that is, a place with people.

But in Xia Yuan's opinion, thinking about what Alicia had just said, Xia Yuan had a bad feeling, but now he was deep in the wilderness and had no other choice.

"Okay...but Ellie, you have to promise not to play tricks on me."

"Hey, Xiao Xia Yuan, you are a villain now, you need to show the temperament of a villain and think about things from the perspective of a villain!"

Alicia instructs Xia Yuan.....[On the Self-cultivation of Villains].

"I feel like what happened just now has made it impossible for me to think from the perspective of a villain. Ellie, can you understand the pain of being lost for several hours and having a car rollover?"

"Ahem... well, we can't just stand by and watch someone die. Well, from the perspective of life, Miss Pink Fairy likes to do good deeds and help every lost person~"

Alicia forced herself to change the subject.

When preparing the game script, the careless Ellie forgot to help Xia Yuan put up a few more signs and road signs.

"Okay, Xiao Xia Yuan... Dear Mr. Villain, don't worry about those unimportant details. Come... Give me your hand quickly, I will pull you up. You can't get up here by yourself."

It was true as Ellie said, he was not good at climbing.

Finally meeting someone familiar, Xia Yuan felt a sense of relief and security. Fatigue instantly surged over him, but now was not the time to let his guard down.

Alicia stretched out her left hand.

Xia Yuan also stretched out her left hand in response. Her slender fingers were unexpectedly strong, holding her left hand tightly.

【Aliceia】

【Identity: Student】

[Age: A girl’s age is a secret~]

[In this live-action game, Miss Pink Fairy plays the role of a student who is studying at a university far away. Her hometown is nearby, and she happened to be taking advantage of the holiday to go back to the countryside to rest for a while.]

Chapter 264 Cool Aunt Mei~

[Tips from Miss Pink Fairy~]

[It is said that the other party wants to go back to the past and find back the youthfulness and romance that once belonged to the girl. ]

Looking at the prompt box flashing before my eyes.

If we really calculate by age...Aili should be considered as my great-great-great-grandmother, right?

"Hmm... I have a feeling that you were thinking of something very rude just now, Mr. Villain."

Ai Lishiya put her hands on her hips, leaned forward and questioned Xia Yuan who had just been pulled up the cliff. The beautiful figure of the girl was fully displayed on Ai Li's body.

"Ahem, absolutely not....Without further ado, as the guide and leader, please lead the way."

Xia Yuan stood up and handed the lantern to Alicia.

"No, Xiao Xia Yuan, you don't have the temperament of a villain right now. You need to show the spirit of a villain."

Alicia scolded Xia Yuan for not living up to her expectations.

[1. No need to endure any more]

[Anyone would get angry when faced with Miss Pink Fairy's repeated pranks.

[Be more decisive, more neat, more slick... Push Ai Li directly into the one-meter-high grass and let her see how powerful the villain is! ]

[2. Ai Li, I'm hungry, I want to eat! ]

[Director, I'm hungry, can you add a chicken drumstick to my lunch box? ]

Looking at the two options presented in front of him, Xia Yuan suddenly came to his senses. He seemed to have fallen into a misconception before. Why should he follow the instructions given by Ai Li?

Obviously, you have hands and feet, and you can explore and take actions at will.

This time he did not make a choice, but took the initiative to hug Alicia.

[Hey....cute human, what are you doing? You haven't made a choice yet! ]

But Xia Yuan seemed to underestimate the weight of Alicia.

The two rolled into the nearby grass together, looked into each other's eyes...and their breathing began to become rapid.

Just when Xia Yuan was about to let the girl see what a real villain is, she suddenly said:

"Hey, Xiao Xiayuan, wait a minute, listen... there seems to be someone's footsteps outside the bushes."

"At this point, Ellie... do you think I will still believe you? Just lie down on the grass and don't move. I will do it myself and show you what a real villain is."

at the same time.....

Aunt Mei walked alone and cautiously on this dark path in the forest.

But for some reason, the other person was wearing a cool swimsuit. The grass gently caressed Mei's fair skin, causing Aunt Mei to hum slightly.

One week after Aunt Mei agreed to Xia Yuan's participation in this live performance, she received a carefully prepared pink gift box.

Inside the gift box there is a letter and a cool swimsuit [Langge Zhuimeng].

Aunt Mei plays the role of a beautiful older sister with fair skin who is on vacation on a small island. She is accidentally washed into the forest at the foot of Taixu Mountain by a sudden wave.

Wearing such a cool swimsuit and walking alone on the mountain path, even Aunt Mei, who is experienced in travel, would inevitably feel a little shy.

But she had no choice. The letter clearly told Aunt Mei that only by wearing this swimsuit could she participate in this real-life game.

Sha Lala--

Just then, Aunt Mei heard the faint sound of Sasha coming from the grass not far away.

"Who's there?!"

But the half-meter-high grass well concealed the figures of Xia Yuan and Alicia.

Xia Yuan was observing the other person through the bushes. He didn't expect it to be Aunt Mei, but what was the meaning of the other person's cool outfit?

"Hmm~ This is the new dress I made for Meiyi late at night. How about it... Does it look good?"

Alicia said to Xia Yuan beside her with a look of "Praise me, praise me quickly".

"Okay, I'll reward you with a big chicken drumstick when we get to the village, Ellie."

Xia Yuan gave Ai Li a thumbs up.

"No, Ellie wants five!"

"If you keep eating this much, Ellie, you'll become a little fat pig."

Xia Yuan subconsciously pinched the fat around Ai Li's waist. It turned out that the food he fed her was too good and made Ai Li fat.

The two of them lay in the bushes, secretly observing Aunt Mei. Suddenly... Xia Yuan seemed to have thought of something. Wasn't he a villain? How could Ai Li change the subject? He almost forgot his identity.

Xia Yuan put one arm around Ai Li's lower abdomen and covered her mouth with the other.

"Xia Yuan, what do you want to do..."

Alicia made an indistinct sound of "Mmmmm" from her mouth.

Xia Yuan suddenly leaned close to Ai Li's ear and said, "Miss Pink Fairy, you don't want Aunt Mei to find out about your current appearance, do you? Be sensible and obey me."

Tears of grievance flowed from the corners of Alicia's mouth.

In a sense, isn't this also a kind of NTR? The Aunt Mei that Ai has been thinking about is right next to her, but Ai Li cannot meet her and can only let herself do whatever she wants with her now.

"Xia Yuan, don't mess around now... Mei, Mei is coming over."

But Xia Yuan was not panicked at all. He picked up the cabbage he had prepared in advance and threw it towards Aunt Mei.

Xia Yuan was confident that as long as the cabbage hit the ground and made a crisp sound, he would be able to distract Aunt Mei's attention, and then he could happily do something fun with Ai Li.

"Who?"

But the reality was completely different from what Xia Yuan had imagined.

Just as the cabbage flew in front of Mei's eyes, Aunt Mei pulled out a sword from behind her back, and a purple light flashed... The cabbage was split into two and scattered on both sides.

"...Mei, you're chopping my cabbage, aren't you?"

Seeing that Aunt Mei was approaching, Xia Yuan hurriedly ran away with Alicia. Mei was not easy to mess with at this time, and her fighting power was off the charts.

At least we have to secretly take away the opponent's sword...

Although it is passable, the cliff is almost entirely made up of rocks, and it is easy to step on empty air if you are not careful. What's more, I have to bring Ai Li with me and avoid Aunt Mei behind me, so I have to move forward carefully.

So there was no conversation along the way...

After crossing the cliff, Xia Yuan was relieved to see that Aunt Mei did not chase him, and he started talking.

"By the way, Ellie, how far is it to your house?"