Crash, the Paradise Typewriter is not designed for this kind of game

Xia Yuan quietly leaned close to Alicia's ear and whispered.

Afterwards, Ai Li's face turned as red as an apple. Although it was only for a short moment, Xia Yuan's keen vision still captured it.

"Well...Although Miss Pink Fairy is not ready yet, Miss Pink Maid is ready. How many babies do you want, Xia Yuan?"

Xia Yuan was almost choked by Alisha's words. Fortunately, there was no beer in his mouth. However, the ice-cold beer in his hand splashed onto Ali's cheeks and body like a fountain.

"Feel sorry...."

Xia Yuan was just about to find a tissue to help Ai Li wipe the spilled wine stains, but was stopped by her.

"Xia Yuan, there's no need to go to so much trouble... Eden's treasured beer cannot be wasted like this."

The beer slowly flowed along with the cool breeze and reached the gap in Ellie's clothes.

"Come on, dear villain, open your little mouth quickly, and Miss Pink Maid will feed you personally. You can't escape this time~"

Alicia lay on the low table with her hands raised, letting the beer flow slowly between them.

No one can withstand such a scene, and Xia Yuan is no exception, not to mention that Ellie, who is wearing a maid outfit, is almost within reach of him.

He began to like the identity of a villain, not for any other reason... simply because he liked it.

Xia Yuan opened his mouth subconsciously. The two completely opposite feelings of slight heat and cold stimulated Xia Yuan's taste buds, adding a unique flavor.

"Okay~ Let's go back to the previous question. Then, what do you think is expected, Xiao Xia Yuan?"

After seeing Xia Yuan finish drinking, Alicia, who was lying on the coffee table, raised her hand and spoke like a student, not caring about her current behavior at all.

Apparently Alicia was drunk too.

Xia Yuan rubbed his temples, as if trying to wake himself up, but the image of Ai Li just now kept appearing in his mind, making Xia Yuan's heart become hot and restless.

"If it's the latter, and the current situation is within your expectations, Ellie..."

"That is to say, I am now in the state of..."

Alicia suddenly leaned over to Xia Yuan's ear, interrupted him and whispered something.

"Ellie, don't be so direct!"

Xia Yuan was choked again by what Alicia whispered.

However, Ai Li was considerate enough to help Xia Yuan pick up a tissue from the coffee table.

"Ahem~ Okay, okay, no more jokes. If you keep joking, our villain will shyly hide in the corner."

Chapter 267 Late Night, Ai Li, Alone

Alicia adjusted her pink bangs and continued:

"Hmm...it seems that Miss Pink Maid is really drunk. Dear Mr. Villain, are there any other possibilities?"

Xia Yuan stroked his chin in deep thought.

Other reasons...

According to the identity of this real-life game, what kind of possibility would Ellie have the reason to bring an adult man home in the middle of the night? That would not be an ordinary reason.

"My presence and arrival will be good for you, Ellie."

Xia Yuan replied.

"Hmm~ What's the benefit?"

Alicia seemed to be listening attentively.

"Like creating an alibi. Ellie, you need someone to prove that you didn't leave the building tonight."

Since the script of this live-action game has been modified by Ellie...it is not impossible that Ellie is the pink villain lady.

"Hmm.....Use Xiao Xia Yuan to create an alibi for you?"

"Or maybe the student you play in this real-life game is just a superficial identity, Ai Li. You are a murderer with a hatchet in your hand. You want to get me drunk, dismember me completely... and keep me by your side."

Alicia suddenly stood up and sat on the low table, which was surrounded by beer cans.

"Oh! So this is the image and setting of Ai Li in Xiao Xia Yuan's mind. Okay... Then Ai Li will chop you into Xiao Xia Yuan meat sauce~"

Although Alicia had a sweet smile on her face, at that moment just now, the heavy rain and thunder outside the apartment made Xia Yuan shiver, and at the same time, the slight drunkenness was dispelled.

The pinker the hair, the harder the beating. Xia Yuan understood this principle very well.

"Hey, Xiao Xia Yuan, do you want to guess what's hidden under the pink maid's skirt?"

".....Aili, are you serious?!"

As Xia Yuan became more and more nervous, Alicia stood in the middle of the low table and slowly lifted the hem of her maid skirt. Her fingertips touched the pure white over-the-knee socks, and she lifted it higher and higher until the view under the skirt was completely presented to Xia Yuan.

There are no daggers that can kill with one strike, no high-tech guns, no Italian cannons, and no so-called big treasures. Instead, there are those bloomers that are the source of all evil...

Is this a blessing in disguise or a blessing in disguise?

Xia Yuan couldn't describe it, nor could he imagine it. Thousands of words condensed into a plant [grass].

I waited for so long in vain, but what appeared before my eyes was a pair of bloomers. I might as well just pull out a cannon from under the maid's skirt and blow myself to death.

"Ellie, you should give me back my expectations."

After a long time, the silent Xia Yuan slowly spoke.

A voice as clear and melodious as a silver bell came to my ears. Ai Li lifted the maid's skirt with both hands and joked:

"Oh my, Xiao Xia Yuan seems to be very disappointed, but it doesn't matter. After this real-life game is over, Ai Li will compensate you alone, okay?"

Alicia clapped her hands to bring Xia Yuan back to his senses and continued, "By the way, in addition to the two directions you just mentioned, Xia Yuan, there should be another direction, right?"

"Hey, are there any other options?"

Xia Yuan looked surprised.

"Hmm, for example, the pink maid is a kindhearted person who just wants to help [Lost Little Xia Yuan]. Isn't this possible?"

"...Is the way I think about problems still influenced by that detective trip to another world?"

While thinking about it, Xia Yuan said:

"That's not what I meant. I meant that according to the game settings and identities, you, Ai Li, are a student. You and I are strangers we just met. Are you really not afraid of being attacked by bringing a stranger into your home?"

"Oh - so you want to attack me, little Xia Yuan?"

Alicia suddenly teased the other party with a disdainful look.

"Ah! It's common sense. Common sense. Ellie, don't you have the common sense that everyone has?"

I don't know if it's because of the beer, but Ellie's blushing and slightly disdainful expression is really cute. Is Ellie tempting me? Or is she drunk?

Xia Yuan looked up at Alicia standing on the low table. Her pure white over-the-knee socks outlined the texture and beautiful feeling of her flesh. The absolute territory was presented in front of him with a very clear 360° body without blind spots.

But Xia Yuan suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed the pure white over-the-knee socks on the outside of Ai Li's thigh and gently flicked it like a rubber band.

Chirp——

"Xiao Xia Yuan, what are you doing~"

Alicia screamed and fell on the low table due to unstable center of gravity. Her legs were in a W position in front of Xia Yuan, and beer cans were scattered in every corner of the room.

Even Ellie would subconsciously cover her skirt with her hands when faced with such a situation, but her face looked even redder at this time.

Now that he had already punished Ai Li, Xia Yuan would naturally not provoke the embarrassed and angry pink maid. Instead, he stood up and picked up the cold beer that had just fallen.

After a while...

The two of them seemed to have discussed it beforehand. They didn't mention what had just happened and opened the second can of beer at the same time.

60 crystals just act as if nothing happened.

"Hmm... Is there such a possibility? If I don't take you home, Xia Yuan, something dangerous will happen. As a considerate pink fairy, I can't just stand by and watch you die."

Xia Yuan tried to figure out the meaning of Alicia's words. This might be one of the important clues to this real-life experience game.

"Don't you mean you can't go out and walk around late at night?"

With such doubts, Xia Yuan continued to ask:

"Sorry...Ellie, could you please be a little more specific?"

"Let me tell you, Xiao Xiayuan, the wild Honkai beasts around here are very scary. If we camp in the wild, maybe we can have a feast tomorrow according to the unique tradition of Shenzhou. If that happens... Miss Pink Fairy will definitely suffer from insomnia, so I'll take you home, Xiao Xiayuan~"

A very simple answer.

But it was indeed beyond Xia Yuan's expectations.

I thought Alicia would play a trick on me, or scare me in the wild, etc.

"But Ai Li discovered that you, Xia Yuan, never seem to think in a good direction. You are either a murderer or an alibi, or a girl who needs to satisfy her desires. But, Xia Yuan, you finally look a little bit like a villain now. Let's toast to Mr. Villain."

Chapter 268: Questions from the Pink Fairy Lady

Looking at the beer can held high by Alicia, Xia Yuan replied:

“Hey, hey… you said it yourself, Ai Li, that a girl needs to satisfy her desires.”

"Hmm~ Don't worry about the details. So, dear Mr. Villain, the fired Xiao Xia Yuan, what is your answer?"

Alicia stared at Xia Yuan across the coffee table.

"Hey, isn't this just idle chat?!"

Xia Yuan suddenly felt a sense of danger, and the word "danger" flashed past his head.

"Isn't this the excitement that Xiao Xia Yuan wants? If you answer correctly, I will give you, Xiao Xia Yuan, a big gift. If you answer incorrectly, I will chop you into Xiao Xia Yuan sauce."

Alicia had a sweet smile on her face, but she said the most horrifying words.

Several options appeared before Xia Yuan's eyes.

[Why did the student played by Alicia appear in the forest and help you in the dead of night? 】

[1. Giving up treatment and abandoning oneself]

[I don’t choose the director anymore, just start. 】

[2. For the purpose of committing a crime]

[3. Need to use you to satisfy physiological needs and desires]

[4. Don’t want to stand by and watch someone die]

Looking at the four options presented in front of him, the first thought that came to Xia Yuan's mind was to save a file with the Paradise typewriter before making a choice, but does this live-action experience game really have a saving function?

With such doubts, Xia Yuan raised his hand and said:

"Director Ai Li, can you let me save the file first and then choose?"

Sizzle——Sizzle——

But at this moment, Xia Yuan discovered that Alicia had been sitting cross-legged in the corner of the room at some point, and the sound of sharpening a knife came from Alicia's hands.

"Xia Yuan, what did you say just now? Ai Li didn't hear it clearly. Can you say it again?"

Alicia turned around, holding her rosy and hot cheek in her left hand, but in her right hand she held an axe that had been sharpened to an extremely sharp edge.

"No...nothing. I think the helpful pink fairy must have taken me home because she didn't want to see me die."

A strong instinct for survival made Xia Yuan choose the fourth option.

"Ding dong! Correct answer!"

"Really... That's good."

Colorful ribbons fell on Xia Yuan's head, but Xia Yuan was not happy at all at this time because the hatchet was still held in Ai Li's hand.

Xia Yuan wiped the cold sweat from his cheeks with the tissue on the table. What he wanted was that kind of stimulation, not this kind of stimulation.

"Actually, this area is very dangerous. After all, Xiao Xia Yuan, you want to seek excitement, so Miss Pink Fairy specifically asked Aponya to borrow her imaginary creatures and let them patrol the area."

"..."

Xia Yuan remained silent. Fortunately, he didn't meet her on the road. If he had known this, he would not have told Ai Li to add exciting elements to the game.

"If you encounter them outside the village... you may be taken to the village and imprisoned in a cage to await interrogation. According to the script, the village is not very welcoming to outsiders."

Xia Yuan suddenly thought of Aunt Mei who was wearing cool clothes.