Crash, the Paradise Typewriter is not designed for this kind of game

At this time, Miss Spring Elf was looking at the man in front of her with a look of contempt, as if he were trash. Not only did he not buy her any snacks, but he also flirted with her again and again.

This time, what appeared in the space around Miss Spring Elf was not the so-called parasol, but a real Sub-Sky Spear. It was obvious that Miss Spring Elf was serious and murderous this time.

Since you refuse to surrender, the only way left is death.

"A Quan, um... calm down, please. I really didn't mean it. We can talk it over and discuss it together..."

Before Xia Yuan could finish his words, an Yakong spear slashed across his cheek and went straight through the ground.

Beads of sweat gradually dripped from Xia Yuan's face.

"You hateful human, there is no room for negotiation between you and me!"

"Am I really going to die here today?"

Just when Xia Yuan didn't know what to do, the fairy Ai Li, who had not been seen for a long time, gave some hints.

[Dear human, you can choose one of the following options~]

[1. Surrender to the feet of Miss Fountain Elf. Although this cannot change the fate of your death, at least she can satisfy your last little wish before you die~]

[For example: Touch it again?! Or reward yourself again? ]

[2. A real man would rather die than surrender, but was pierced into a small Xiayuan string by the Sub-air spear of the Elf Lady of the Spring.]

[3. Do I need to ask you, dear human? Of course you should run fast. The whole village is filled with fog. With the help of this fog, you, dear human, can get rid of the opponent. Come on!]

Looking at the options presented to me...

Xia Yuan ran directly towards the opposite side of Miss Spring Elf without any hesitation.

"Human, want to escape? Humph, have you asked this king?"

Miss Spring Elf snapped her fingers, and countless imaginary spaces appeared around her, with a large number of Honkai beasts pouring out of them.

"Go, find that human alive."

After an unknown amount of time, just when Xia Yuan thought he had gotten rid of the Spring Elf, Miss Xilin, and could take a breath, a knight-level Honkai beast waving her knight's lance rushed towards Xia Yuan from behind.

"?!"

Spring Elf Lady → Knight-level Honkai Beast → Xia Yuan ← Mist

↓←Mist

Xia Yuan ← Xia Yuan ← Mist

↓←Mist←Mist

guardrail←fog←fog

Finally...Xia Yuan stretched out his hand and vaguely felt a guardrail.

Continue walking along the edge of the railing. Based on the signboards on the roadside and the information you have gathered, you know that the building in front of you should be where Bronya and Kiana are temporarily living.

Without thinking too much, Xia Yuan pushed open the door and rushed in.

When the fog was about to rush into the house, Xia Yuan closed the door in time and blocked the door with a wooden wardrobe found nearby.

crunch - crunch -

Such a loud noise coming from the house naturally attracted the attention of Bronya and Kiana.

"Bronya, go check who's outside. It's so noisy, haha..."

Kiana, wearing a Hom suit, was lying on the big bed, urging Bronya, who was using a wooden comb to comb her spiral curls, to hurry up.

"Stupid Kiana, why don't you go?"

"This is all your fault, Bronya. You made me wear such a heavy [Horum Suit], and I am so tired. I can't take it anymore... I want to sleep, ha hu hu hu zzz..."

Before Kiana could finish her words, a bubble that expanded and contracted appeared on the tip of her nose, and she lay on her back on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.

Looking at Kiana's totally unladylike sleeping posture, Bronya sighed, carefully covered her with the quilt, and then placed the treasured videotape on the last layer of the bedside table for safekeeping.

After finishing this series of things, Bronya stood up from the bed, opened the door and walked out.

"Strange... Why is it foggy outside? The sky was clear just now."

In the corridor, Bronya looked at the abnormal weather conditions outside. Something seemed to be wrong outside.

Just as Bronya was about to go outside to check the situation, she saw Xia Yuan trying hard to push the wardrobe forward with his butt in the hall.

"...." Seeing this scene, Bronya couldn't help but cover her forehead. After a moment of silence, Bronya regained her composure and asked:

"Stupid subordinate, what are you doing? Don't tell me you have an itch behind you that you can't reach, so you use such a weird posture to rub it?"

Bronya looked at her stupid subordinate with disdain.

But when Xia Yuan saw Bronya...his face was filled with joy, as if he had seen a savior, and he shouted in a slightly panting voice:

"Yaya, you've arrived at the right time. Come and help me. Use this wooden cabinet to block the door."

"Block it?"

Bronya was a little confused. "Stupid subordinate, why are you blocking the door? Is it because of you, stupid subordinate, that the fog outside the house appeared?"

Chapter 280: Stupid subordinate, you should put in some effort!

Xia Yuan, who was struggling to move the wooden cabinet at this time, was unable to explain too much to Bronya.

He couldn't explain to his boss Bronya that it was due to some indescribable misunderstanding that the Spring Elf started hunting him down.

Otherwise, before Miss Spring Elf could make a move, he would have already fallen in front of his boss, Bronya.

cause of death:

Talking about another woman in front of his boss Bronya.

"Yaya, there's no time to explain. There's not only fog outside, but also a large number of Honkai beasts. Come and help me block the door and seal all the windows in the house."

"Honkaimon?"

Bronya was a little skeptical about the words of her stupid subordinate.

After all, 99% of the Honkai energy has been sealed on the moon. Although it is a so-called real-life experience game in the mouths of the stupid subordinates, how could Honkai beasts appear out of nowhere in this small village now?

"Stupid subordinate, did you eat something you shouldn't have, which caused the hallucinations? For example, did you accidentally eat some kind of hallucinogenic cabbage?"

"Really, Yaya...I'm not lying to you, there really are Honkai beasts out there, if you don't believe me, just look!"

Bronya looked in the direction Xia Yuan pointed, and saw a figure holding a spear vaguely in the thick fog.

"That's a... Knight-level Honkai Beast?!"

The other party seemed to have lost its target and was patrolling back and forth in the fog.

In addition, there are a large number of breakthrough-level Honkai beasts wandering in the thick fog. Once they discover Xia Yuan, the angry Miss Spring Elf will receive him immediately.

"Stupid subordinate, why are there so many Honkai beasts? Did you poke their lair, or... stupid subordinate, did you do something shameful to them?"

Bronya just stood there with her arms folded across her chest, silently watching her stupid subordinates slowly pushing the wardrobe.

"I won't do anything shameful to Honkai Beasts, ahem... although Knight-level Honkai Beasts are indeed quite cute."

"Hmm? What were you mumbling in the last sentence, stupid subordinate?"

Bronya's hearing became extremely sharp at this moment.

"Ahem... I mean, Yaya is the most considerate boss in the world. As your direct subordinate, my admiration for you is like a torrent of water. My dearest boss, can you come and help your dearest subordinate? I really can't do it alone... before the Honkai beasts break into the house."

Bronya made her unique expression and reluctantly moved closer behind her stupid subordinate.

If there is no other way, just help your stupid subordinates reluctantly.

If the Honkai beast breaks in, not only himself but also Kiana who is sleeping soundly will be in trouble.

About half a minute later...

"Stupid subordinate, why don't you use more strength! The wooden cabinet hasn't moved at all since just now."

"Duck, I'm really pushing hard."

Feeling the hardness of the wooden cabinet in front of him and the softness behind him, Xia Yuan felt as if he was in a state of ice and fire.

Hearing the words of her stupid subordinate, Bronya showed a suspicious look. She grabbed Xia Yuan's collar and threw him aside. Then she kicked the wooden cabinet in front of her with just the right force to block the door.

Bronya looked at Xia Yuan, who seemed to have been freed, with some disdain. Didn't her stupid subordinate not contribute at all? !

It's obviously just a one-step thing...

"Duck, great job. Now we just need to seal all the windows in the room with wooden boards and we'll be done."

But Xia Yuan looked at this scene as if he was relieved.

Because in this way, he would no longer have to face the wrath of the ashamed Miss Spring Elf.

Xia Yuan took the initiative to carry out a large pile of wooden boards in the house, and without saying a word, he prepared to seal all the windows.

Bronya looked at her stupid subordinate with a disappointed expression. It was meaningless to do this. The sound of knocking on the wooden board would even attract the attention of the Honkai beasts in the thick fog. Besides, could such wooden boards really prevent the Honkai beasts from breaking in?

Just when Xia Yuan knocked on the last wooden board, he seemed to catch a glimpse of the figure he least wanted to see at the moment through the gap between the boards, A Quan - Xilin... She finally came to his door.

Xia Yuan quickly crouched down, and took the initiative to squat down with Bronya beside him.

"Stupid subordinate, what are you going to do now?"

Xia Yuan did not respond to Bronya, but just peeked at the figure floating in the air outside the thick fog through the gap in the wooden board from afar.

At this time, Miss Spring Elf was constantly searching for Xia Yuan's figure in the thick fog. At this moment, she noticed the building in front of her with windows sealed with wooden boards.

"Humph, human, do you think you can fool me with such a small trick? Prepare to face the wrath of the spring spirit."

Miss Spring Elf fell from mid-air and came to the front door of the house with windows sealed with wooden boards.

She snapped her fingers, and the Honkai beasts surrounded the building as if they had received some kind of command.

"It's over... It's really over now... Everything we did just now has become useless."

Looking outside the house that was surrounded by the Honkai beasts commanded by Miss Fountain Elf, Xia Yuan sat next to Bronya and muttered something.

At this moment, Xia Yuan suddenly remembered something...

He remembered that there seemed to be space for someone to hide under the big bed in Kiana's room, and Xia Yuan felt that he could still rescue her.

So, Xia Yuan, who had grasped at the last straw, hurriedly pulled Bronya into Kiana's room.

"Duck, hurry up, get in!"

Xia Yuan lifted the sheets under the bed and urged Bronya beside him.

"Stupid subordinate, are you not going to explain everything? I think if I hand you over, Miss Xilin outside the thick fog will be very happy, right?"

But Bronya stood aside and remained indifferent, and held the Heavy Bunny 0019 pistol form behind Xia Yuan.

"I....."

Just as Xia Yuan was preparing to organize his words to explain, Bronya put away the Heavy-Armored Bunny 0019 and took the initiative to crawl under the bed.

"Forget it... You are my stupid subordinate. As your direct superior, I will just help you through this difficult time with reluctance."

"Duck, you..."

Xia Yuan suppressed his emotion and quietly kept this kindness in his heart.

Chapter 281: Stupid subordinates, don’t use so much force!

He felt that his boss Bronya was sometimes quite nice, at least when facing a crisis.

Of course Xia Yuan still wanted to get his copy of the videotape back.

Ahem...these are two different things!

Bronya took the initiative to crawl under the bed and waved to her stupid subordinates to come in quickly.

But when Bronya wanted to go in, for unspeakable reasons, her upper body was stuck near the bed, and at this time Xia Yuan was trying to wake up Kiana.

"Kiana, wake up, wake up!"

"Huhazzz..."

Xia Yuan shook Kiana's body hard, but she showed no signs of waking up. Instead, she turned over and slept even more soundly.

Xia Yuan wanted to pick her up, but the [Horm Suit] she was wearing was too heavy. No matter how hard Xia Yuan tried, he could not move Kiana at all.