Crash, the Paradise Typewriter is not designed for this kind of game

After the chief administrator's explanation, Kiana stretched her body and prepared to show her skills.

"Then what are you waiting for? How can I make my old self move? I can't wait to see my old self at St. Freya's College. I feel nostalgic when I talk about it."

Kiana looked at her past self with some anticipation.

"It's very simple. It depends on human intervention to make this plot progress smoothly. This requires Mr. Xia Yuan's activeness to achieve~"

The chief administrator looked at Xia Yuan intently.

"I?!"

Xia Yuan pointed at himself and looked at Kiana on the side. Isn't Kiana's real body here? Why does he need to be active himself?

The chief administrator seemed to see through Xia Yuan's thoughts and presented a stream of data in front of Xia Yuan.

"Mr. Xia Yuan, as you can see, this is Kiana's data. A hint of green is constantly eroding it. It is obvious that her data has also been eroded. Only your data, Mr. Xia Yuan, remains intact."

"My data is the only one intact?"

[You belong to me, both your heart and your body. ]

【I will erode you over and over again! 】

Xia Yuan suddenly remembered what Miss Corrosion Ruler said in his ear when she pushed him down in the corridor, and he couldn't help but shiver.

"Mr. Xia Yuan, Mr. Xia Yuan, are you okay?"

Seeing Xia Yuan in a daze, the chief administrator called out softly.

"I...I'm fine!"

It seemed that the target of the Corruption Lady was himself from the very beginning. Xia Yuan quickly waved his hands to show that he was fine.

"That's good... I'll give you instructions on the specific actions later, Mr. Xia Yuan. Anyway, let's follow the former Kiana first. In order to prevent her from noticing our presence, I will temporarily activate the stealth function."

But when Xia Yuan started to move with the chief administrator and the former Kiana, his hands seemed to be shaking instinctively. He thought that if he was caught by the Erosion Treasure, should he eat some wolfberries to replenish his body first?

Just then, bursts of red alarms sounded from nowhere.

"What happened? What happened? Did a Honkai Beast appear?!"

Xia Yuan quickly hid behind Kiana. He had the almost invincible Moon Bug by his side, and no one could hurt him at all.

But Qiana shook her head and said embarrassedly:

"Um... Xia Yuan, actually I suddenly realized that I seem to have lost my ability to fight, just like the NPCs we often play games with. I seem to be able to only watch quietly and cannot fight."

"what?!"

Doesn't this mean that Kiana now is not as good as the White Lotus in St. Freya Academy?

"Mr. Xia Yuan, this is not the appearance of Honkai Beast, but the loss of NPC data. Theresa, who was supposed to be waiting in front to talk to Kiana, has her data damaged."

The chief administrator continued anxiously:

"Mr. Xia Yuan, hurry up and get to the designated location before the former Kiana."

Although he didn't know what was going on, the urgency of the matter still forced Xia Yuan to obediently follow the instructions of the chief administrator and go to the designated location.

Then Xia Yuan's sight suddenly narrowed.

Looking at the nun's uniform he was wearing and his slender little hands that were completely different from his own, Xia Yuan discovered a fact: he seemed to have become Theresa, and even the surprise in his voice was exactly the same as Theresa's.

Theresa (Xia Yuan) covered her head with her hands, looking very surprised. He didn’t want to become Theresa!

"Mr. Xia Yuan, please play the role of Principal Theresa."

"Ah? Hey! I've never heard of such a thing!"

But when Xia Yuan saw the administrator and Kiana again, their eyes were full of anticipation.

"Come on, my game partner. I believe you can play the role of the principal well~"

Kiana encouraged.

Compared to Theresa, Xia Yuan prefers to play the former Aunt Mei.

After all, hers is bigger, ahem... He meant that Mei was gentler before. If that doesn't work, Kiana was also good before. Theresa is too petite after all. Even the thoughts in his mind are gradually turning into bitter melon juice. No, if this goes on, he can't go back.

Just when Xia Yuan was trying to dispel the idea of ​​drinking bitter melon juice in his mind, the former Kiana had already come to Xia Yuan from not far away.

"Theresa! What a coincidence! I'm just about to go to class now..."

Looking at the somewhat guilty girl in front of him, it was obvious that Chong Chong was not even very skilled at lying before, but now he could only try his luck. I am Theresa, I am Theresa, I am Theresa...

Xia Yuan held his head and kept hypnotizing himself.

Theresa (Xia Yuan): "Ahem... Hi, Kiana, you're here, hurry up and go to class!"

Xia Yuan thought that after hearing this, the panicked girl would feel relieved and run away, but he didn't expect that the former Kiana would stand there, lowering her head and looking at you carefully.

"Wait, Auntie, what happened to you today?!"

Mistakingly thinking that Theresa was feeling unwell, Kiana moved closer.

"Eh? Nothing... nothing happened. Kiana, why are you getting so close to me?!"

"No... What did I say wrong that made Qibao feel uncomfortable? Let me think about it, let me think about it..."

Xia Yuan kept thinking in his heart whether he had made any omissions just now.

Theresa (Xia Yuan): Ahem, by the way, there is one more thing I want to remind you, Kiana. You just called me "Theresa" again, right? !

Chapter 296 A large number of Bodel virus is coming

Theresa (Xia Yuan): I have said it so many times. I have repeatedly emphasized to you, Kiana, that you should not call me Theresa or Auntie in the academy. You should respectfully address me as the principal. Do you understand? !

Xia Yuan imitated Theresa's tone and scolded the former Kiana, and it seemed very natural for him to grab Kiana's ear.

"It hurts, it hurts... Aunt, please let go. I know I'm wrong."

"Hmm? What did you call me just now, Kiana?"

"Principal, my dearest principal, if you keep pulling, your most adorable niece's ears will be broken. Can you bear it..."

Hearing this, Xia Yuan reluctantly let go of his hand.

Kiana rubbed her ears in pain, but kept mumbling.

"What? Theresa is still the same as usual... Really, why am I making myself uncomfortable?"

"Kiana, I heard it! It seems that you want to drink bitter melon juice with me. I just prepared some fresh bitter melon juice."

Theresa (Xia Yuan) took the former Kiana and prepared to walk towards the restaurant of St. Freya College.

"Hey, hey, I don't want to drink the bitter melon juice made by my aunt! Ahem... My dearest Principal Theresa, please forgive me this time~"

Kiana said coquettishly.

[Looking at Kiana's expression, you decide to press on and pursue the victory. ]

"Kiana, you should remember that the Valkyrie exam will be held the day after tomorrow, right?"

"Remember... this annoying Valkyrie exam, it's hard to forget."

Theresa (Xia Yuan): Don't worry, I have asked Teacher Jizi to give you a cram session before the exam so that you will not fail.

"Make up lessons?! Does a genius like me still need make up lessons?"

The former Kiana said confidently, while Kiana, who was invisible with the chief administrator, scratched the back of her head embarrassedly when she looked at her former self. She felt that if she continued to watch, her former self seemed to be full of dark history.

"Kiana, if you keep going like this, you'll always be just a C-rank Valkyrie, so hurry up and go!"

But when Xia Yuan imitated the tone of voice of Principal Theresa, he suddenly felt his body starting to repeat itself uncontrollably.

"teriteri, teriteri, teriteri..."

"Hey, my period, cough cough... Principal, what's wrong with you?"

Kiana's data used to become extremely unstable, as if some unknown bug had occurred and she stagnated.

Chief Administrator Miss Ai Hyperion looked quite solemn.

Just now, the data representing Principal Theresa was attacked by an unknown virus other than the one that corroded the Herrscher.

Theresa's mouth corners began to slightly rise, her eyes began to become dull, and Xia Yuan was forced to pop out of Theresa's data. Fortunately, Qi Bao, who was a spectator, hugged Xia Yuan when he was about to fall.

"Hey, Xia Yuan, why did you come out? You looked very happy when you used Theresa's identity to scold me. Now it's my turn to teach you a lesson."

Feeling the softness coming from behind him, Xia Yuan quickly stopped Kiana's behavior, "Chong Chong, stop making trouble, what is the situation of Miss Administrator now?"

"Mr. Xia Yuan, as you can see, Theresa is now infected with a virus called [Delisha]. Because the Herrscher of Erosion's continuous erosion will greatly weaken the defense mechanism of the BengBengBeng system, other viruses will take advantage of the opportunity to enter."

Just as the administrator was operating the virtual screen in front of her to repair the data as much as possible, the Delisha virus had already completed the invasion.

"teriteri, teriteri, teriteri..."

After completing the transformation, Delisha first looked at Kiana who was standing motionless beside her.

The data about Kiana was also constantly assimilated. If one of them was infected with Drilsha, it would infect two others. After Kiana was assimilated into the Drilsha virus, they gradually began to multiply and divide like a virus.

Here they come... here they come, they are our slaves.

The Delisha virus is splitting.

"Mr. Xia Yuan, I have some unfortunate news for you. They seem to have seen through our invisibility. Our position has been exposed!"

The chief administrator, who was urgently repairing the data, spoke to Xia Yuan and Qi Bao with a serious expression.

While the administrator was speaking, the Delishas that had completed their splitting were all looking at Xia Yuan, Ai Yi, Kiana and the others with their scarlet eyes.

"There are so many Theresa who are getting shorter and shorter, but this... isn't this too many?"

Kiana was a little overwhelmed. At this moment, due to the confusion of data, she had no fighting ability at all.

"Then Miss Administrator, what should we do now?!"

Xia Yuan looked towards the administrator for help. After all, facing so many villains, only the administrator who could fix the virus loopholes could save him.

"Mr. Xia Yuan, the only way at the moment is to... run! As long as we run to a place where they can't see us, we will be safe after losing our target."

The administrator held Xia Yuan with one hand and grabbed Kiana's wrist with the other, and ran towards the Valkyrie dormitory of St. Freya Academy with the two of them.

But when Xia Yuan and his party arrived at the teaching building, the interior of St. Freya's College, which was originally 3D, began to split and turned into a horizontal arcade machine with only two directions, front and back, while the location and road of the Valkyrie dormitory continued to spread and extend forward.

"Miss Administrator, what happened again? Not only has St. Freya's Academy turned into a horizontal arcade, but even the Valkyrie Dormitory seems to have grown legs and is getting farther and farther away from us."

"Mr. Xia Yuan...it seems that the data of St. Freya College has also been damaged to a certain extent, but fortunately, I just captured and intercepted a new type of Houmu virus."

"What...Hoom virus? That virus isn't trying to turn us into short-legged Hooms, Hoomlas, or Hoomies, is it?!"

Xia Yuan didn't feel fortunate, he only felt an invisible pressure.

Because a large group of Delishas with bloodshot eyes were emerging from behind.

【teriteri, teriteri, teriteri...】

"Ms. Administrator, please think of a solution quickly. If we continue like this, we will be devoured by the increasing number of Deli fools behind us!"

Chapter 297: Gallop, stupid goose!

"Is there no invincible Valkyrie who can handle this situation now?!" Xia Yuan, who was exhausted from running and had no strength left, let out his final cry.

Xia Yuan's reminder seemed to remind the administrator of something, and her hands quickly typed lines of code on the screen.

"It's up to you!"

After the administrator typed the last code, the most powerful Valkyrie with destiny, Yulandel, appeared in front of Xia Yuan and his group.

However, when Xia Yuan saw the other person's face clearly, he was stunned. This was not Youlan Dai'er at all, it was clearly Youlan - Dai E.

All I saw was a short, fat, small, white swan.

Holding the black abyss and white flowers on its anthropomorphic wings, it stood in front of Xia Yuan, looking at him silently. Xia Yuan also looked at it silently. The man and the goose looked at each other.

"Ms. Administrator, are you sure there is nothing wrong with the code you just typed? Can it really help us solve the dilemma of being completely devoured by Delisha?"

"Hmm... well, Mr. Xia Yuan, as a programmer, you should know that we usually maintain and deal with crashes and crashes. We just need to ensure normal operation. But as for how it runs in detail, we have no idea. She... ahem, judging from the data, it is indeed the most powerful Valkyrie of destiny - Yulandel."

Looking at the swan in front of him, Xia Yuan fell into deep thought.

What he needs is the most powerful Valkyrie, Yulan Dai'er, not the most powerful pet, Yulan Dai'e.

Compared to Xia Yuan's silence, Qi Bao on the side was poking the other party curiously. In order to show friendliness, she gently stroked the other party's wings, but was pecked mercilessly by the stupid goose.