Crash, the Paradise Typewriter is not designed for this kind of game

Noticing Xia Yuan's gaze, Miss Spring Elf, who was lying on the folding chair, barely turned over and looked back at him with some weakness. Now she didn't even have the strength to make a sound.

After the previous battle with the Ruler of Corrosion, Miss Spring Elf became exhausted.

"Leave it to me from now on...Aquan."

Xia Yuan came to Miss Spring Elf and gently stroked her head, but in Miss Spring Elf's eyes it seemed like there was some kind of filter.

"Hmm....what on earth is this comic book-like plot going on!

"I am the Herrscher, why would a human touch my head?! Shouldn't I pull the human into my arms and say something cool to him, saying that he doesn't need to worry about me?"

Miss Spring Elf's heart was constantly shouting.

"Human, human....Don't touch my..."

But at this time, Miss Spring Elf had no strength left and could only let Xia Yuan rub her head back and forth.

"Okay, Ah Quan, just rest here and wait for me to come back~"

"Hey, human, wait..."

Miss Spring Elf had not yet finished her words and almost fell off the folding chair, but at this time Xia Yuan had already arrived in front of the portal and looked back at everyone in the hall.

"Stupid subordinate, can you do it alone? Ahem, I mean without my care, what if something happens to you, stupid subordinate?"

Bronya came to Xia Yuan with some concern.

"Don't worry, Yaya, just leave this kind of small matter to me alone, not to mention that Ai-chan is by my side, it's no problem!"

"Then be careful on your way, stupid subordinate. Mei and I will be waiting for you here."

Bronya waved goodbye...

Amid the farewells of the crowd, Xia Yuan held Ai-chan and stepped into the portal. The pattern on the portal seemed to depict the pattern of a certain Archbishop of Destiny.

After a flash of blinding light.

What Xia Yuan saw before his eyes was an empty town, and the sky above the town was covered with dark clouds.

"Is this... Klosten?"

"That's right, boss. This is the scene where Kiana and the others had their final battle with Archbishop Otto. In some corners of the town here, I hid some spare crystals in treasure chests here... Hehe."

"Hmm? You secretly hoarded crystals and you dared to laugh out loud, Ai-chan?"

Feeling Xia Yuan's devil-like gaze, Ai-chan lay on the ground holding her head and said consciously:

"Wuwuwu, Boss, Ai-chan was wrong. Next time... ahem, there won't be a next time. Just forgive Ai-chan this time, okay?"

Ai-chan looked very flustered, and she was fiddling with the corners of her clothes.

In Xia Yuan's opinion, maybe...Ai-chan storing crystals like a happy hoarder makes her feel an inexplicable pleasure?

"Ahem... Anyway, boss, let's get back to the topic and mission. What we have to do next is actually very simple. We just need to find the treasure chest I hid and take out the crystal inside~"

Chapter 329: I have already said it, I am not the Bishop!

Although Ai-chan said it so simply, Xia Yuan always had a bad feeling.

"The only problem now is that boss, you need to have an avatar in this town to interact with the treasure chest."

"Then Ai-chan, why don't you just come and get the crystal?"

"Boss, without the approval of the chief administrator, I cannot obtain crystal resources. At present, the data of the administrator is damaged, and Kiana's data needs to be repaired. I can only give you an image that is still intact, and there is only one candidate who meets the requirements."

Sure enough, Xia Yuan’s bad premonition became a reality.

Thinking of the pattern he saw on the portal, Xia Yuan's left eye kept twitching.

Before he could stop Ai-chan, a large amount of data wrapped Xia Yuan like a small tornado, and he felt his body changing rapidly.

When the data storm dissipated, Xia Yuan looked down.

I saw that I had become taller, wearing a white dress, with a bunch of golden hair hanging from my left shoulder.

Xia Yuan raised his hands unconsciously and finally confirmed that the role he was playing now was indeed the Archbishop of Destiny: Otto Apokalis.

"Ai-chan, aren't you going to come and explain?"

"Sorry, please hold on for a while, boss. This data body doesn't have any means of attack, so we'd better move quickly, otherwise if we encounter an enemy..."

At some point, Ai-chan had already run to the front of the town. She was waving her hand at Xia Yuan, signaling him to follow her closely. Xia Yuan sighed and had no choice but to follow closely behind her...

[Crystal +15]

[Crystal +30]

[Crystal +60]

While Xia Yuan and Ai Jiang were happily opening treasure chests... they had unknowingly arrived outside a church in the town. In the center of the town there seemed to be a statue of a saint.

"Okay, boss, the last treasure chest is in front of the statue. Let's open it quickly. This way, we will have all the crystals that Miss Administrator needs."

Xia Yuan nodded, slowly opened the treasure chest in front of the Kallen statue, took out all the crystals inside and carefully put them into his pocket, but at this moment he accidentally saw a holy and flawless light.

Swah——

A gun tip appeared not far from Xia Yuan's feet.

In the second when his brain started thinking, Xia Yuan realized that this seemed to be the weapon held by Yulandel, the strongest Valkyrie in destiny, and at this moment she was looking at him with a serious expression.

Ai-chan on the side seemed to sense the heavy atmosphere between the two, and then quietly turned on the stealth mode to observe secretly, and even prepared to sneak away.

"Hey... Ai-chan, why did you turn yourself transparent without saying a word? What should I do now? What should I say to Yulandel?"

Xia Yuan kept winking at Ai-chan who was invisible at the side, and whispered something to her when Youlandel wasn't paying attention, "How could he fly alone when disaster was imminent?"

Then Ai-chan was seen holding up the sign with the written reminder high up.

"Well... because I sensed danger, boss, come on... Ai-chan believes you can handle this situation."

Ai-chan, who almost blended in with the surroundings on one side, encouraged.

After taking a quick look at Youlan Dai'er who was staring at him from behind, Xia Yuan quickly turned his head. What should he do now? Should he greet her? Or should he pretend that he didn't see her? Or should he talk to Youlan Dai'er in the tone of an old friend?

In the end, Xia Yuan chose not to see anything. He whistled and prepared to walk past the other person, but Yulandel would not let Xia Yuan go. She put her hand on Xia Yuan's shoulder.

"...Bishop, someone told me that you might destroy the present and re-select the past in your next plan. What does that mean?"

"What else could it be.... Of course it's to go back in time and save Kallen!"

Xia Yuan shouted in his heart.

But if he remembered correctly, wasn't this conversation the prelude to the scene where the Bishop and Yulandel had a big fight?

"Wow... Is this the end of the mission? Boss, I will miss you. Boss, do you have anything else to say to the administrator and others?"

Ai-chan seemed to have thoughts of giving up on herself.

"Hey, Ai-chan... I haven't prepared any final words or anything like that! Don't give up on me so quickly!"

At this point, I can only think of a way to fool people.

"Ahem... You may not believe this, but I am not Otto Apokalis. I am a substitute made of soul steel, not the real me~"

"Bishop...you have been very kind to me over the past few years. That is why I need to know your true purpose at this moment."

But Youlandel in front of him didn't listen to Xia Yuan's words at all, and continued talking to herself.

Xia Yuan glanced at Ai-chan beside him, asking her what was going on with his eyes.

"Well, Boss, there's nothing we can do about it, because the process data here seems to have been damaged to a certain extent due to the invasion of the Herrscher of Corrosion."

Suddenly, Yulandel seemed to have learned the truth, and she clenched her left hand.

"Bishop, this is crazy..."

“I think I’m even crazier now!”

Just when Xia Yuan felt that the situation was becoming confusing, another familiar figure appeared in front of Xia Yuan.

"Chong Chong, you are not here too..."

Kiana, in the form of Herrscher of the Fire, slowly raised the greatsword in her hand. Her eyes were particularly sharp, and she seemed to have no intention of having further conversation with Xia Yuan.

"Wait... Chong Chong, good Qibao, let's talk nicely!"

"That's it, Bishop!"

Xia Yuan seemed extremely panicked. He had no fighting ability at the moment, not to mention that he was facing a pair of sisters, Kiana and Yulandel. The only solution he could think of now was to escape from here as soon as possible.

"Bugs, Dale, look, what is that in the air!"

After distracting Kiana and Yulandel, Xia Yuan ran out of the town with all his strength, praying in his heart that he could survive.

"Don't even think about running away!"

"Qibao, I told you I'm not Otto————!"

As the two were chasing him, Xia Yuan used all the strength that Bronya had trained in his daily life. Thanks to the time he spent running errands for Bronya to pick up express deliveries and buy Homunculus peripherals, he played a key role at this time.

Chapter 330 Thanks to Bronya's daily training

"Boss, hold on a little longer, the portal is just ahead."

With his exquisite dodging skills and incredible luck...

Xia Yuan survived the attack from both Yulandel and Kiana, and successfully returned to the module hall at the moment when Kiana's sword was about to touch his butt.

"I was finally saved...I'm still alive."

Xia Yuan collapsed on the floor of the hall, gasping for breath, and his intermittent gasps echoed throughout the hall.

"As expected of the boss, you have a will of steel. If it were me, I would have secretly given up dozens of times in such a situation."

"Ai-chan, how dare you say that! It's obviously because your will is too weak. People can go beyond their limits when faced with absolute adversity."

However, at this moment, Xia Yuan didn't even have the strength to scold Ai-chan. He now understood what Miss Spring Elf felt...that feeling of exhaustion and powerlessness was spreading from his feet to his whole body.

The movement here naturally attracted the attention of others.

Bronya, who had been leaning against the wall with her eyes closed, opened her eyes. When she saw Xia Yuan lying on the floor, she quickly walked towards him.

"Stupid subordinate, you were just opening a treasure chest... How did you end up like this? Did you encounter any dangerous situation over there?"

"Fortunately... I am able to come back alive, thanks to your daily training, Yaya."

Bronya showed a surprised expression. This was the first time she heard a stupid subordinate thank her. Although she didn't know what happened to the other party at the portal...

"Practice? Bronya, what do you usually ask Mr. Xia Yuan to do?"

Aunt Mei and Padua Felice came together. It seemed that the two got along well during the time when Xia Yuan and Ai-chan were away.

Seeing Xia Yuan escaping death, Aunt Mei asked Bronya curiously.

"Hmm... I don't seem to have done anything. Apart from my daily work, I mostly asked my stupid subordinates to help me pick up the packages and the Hom peripherals I bought?"

"I see. It seems that Mr. Xia Yuan's usual work played a role at the critical moment. Would you like to consider letting Bronya help Mr. Xia Yuan double your work? It can also help with physical exercise."

Aunt Mei joked.

Xia Yuan, who was lying on the ground exhausted, stood up quickly after hearing Aunt Mei's half-joking words.

"Please don't do this!"

There was some personal grudge in the look he gave Aunt Mei, but Xia Yuan's resentful expression caused Aunt Mei and Bronya to laugh.

"Thank you for your hard work.....Mr. Xia Yuan, Ai-chan."

Xia Yuan looked at the administrator lady who appeared in the virtual projection and took out all the crystals in his pocket. These were the crystals he had earned with his life, and they were not easy to come by.

"Wow~ Brother Xia Yuan, with so many crystals, can we revive this administrator lady? But I have a small request. If there are any extra crystals after reviving the administrator lady, can you give me some?"

Padofils twisted her body and raised her index finger, somewhat embarrassedly, or rather, very proudly.

"This is a good offer, but I refuse!"

"Hey, that's too much, Brother Xia Yuan, I am your best partner, Sister Mei... Brother Xia Yuan bullied me~"

Seeing that her plan failed, Padufils ran to Aunt Mei's arms and acted coquettishly. Tears welled up in her eyes. She hoped that the other party could make the decision for her and teach Brother Xia Yuan a lesson.

However...at this time, Aunt Mei seemed to smell some kind of onion on Padre Felice.

Ignoring this somewhat greedy girl for the moment, Xia Yuan focused his attention on the box engraved with the Houm pattern, which was filled with a whole box of crystals. In this way, he only needed to find a lucky person to pull the administrator lady out of the card pool.