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Bronya couldn't help but clench her hands, covering her forehead and sighing, her tone filled with a hint of helplessness. She stared at the stupid subordinate lying on the bed with a look that was unique to Bronya (? ? ?).

"As expected.....you, stupid subordinate, are beyond help and have completely turned into a scumbag.

"Heavy-duty bunny annihilation mode activated."

At this time, Xia Yuan could no longer see Bronya's expression. There was only the azure light emitted by the Heavy-Armored Bunny 0019 in Bronya's hand. That light even illuminated the entire room.

"Wait, Bronya, you are not serious, are you?"

Deep in Xia Yuan's heart, he developed a sense of vigilance and awareness of danger.

"Duck, no... Dear Ms. Bruni, we can talk it over. I was just joking with you. The bed has been warmed up for you. Please forgive my rude behavior just now. I am very sorry!"

Under the threat of the heavy-duty bunny~

Xia Yuan knelt on the pillow very consciously, and asked for the other party's forgiveness with an extremely correct and sincere attitude.

"Hmph....You are lucky you are sensible, my stupid subordinate."

The azure light disappeared from the muzzle of the Heavy-Armored Bunny 0019.

Bronya put it back again and came to the edge of the bed. She could still feel the residual warmth in the bedding, while Xia Yuan was obediently laying the carpet on the floor.

He planned to just lie on the carpet all night to make do with the night, and then figure out how to bring Ms. Alexandra back to the post-Honkai era where he and Bronya lived tomorrow.

Just as Xia Yuan was about to lie down, Bronya, who was on the edge of the bed, suddenly spoke:

"Ahem, as a reward for letting Bronya meet her mother...

"Bronya allows you, your stupid subordinate, to sleep in the same bed with me, but this is only a special permission for today. You are not allowed to move around or have any strange thoughts or ideas. If Bronya finds out... she will kick you, your stupid subordinate, off the bed. Do you understand?"

"But.....Duck, the mat on my floor is already laid out."

"Ok?"

Bronya's voice carried an unquestionable tone.

Afraid that Bronya would point the Heavy-Armored Bunny at him again... Xia Yuan still consciously came to the bedside.

Because the bed was too narrow and too crowded, when Xia Yuan lay down, his whole body was pressed against Bronya's body. As soon as he lay down, he heard Bronya's humming beside him.

At this time, Xia Yuan had already discovered that no matter where he placed his hands, it would be inappropriate.

Above him was Bronya's delicate face. He was afraid that when he fell asleep, the girl in her dream would think it was a delicacy and bite him hard.

If it was placed in the middle, it would be the sensitive area of ​​Bronya's collar, and she would definitely kick him off the bed. Placing it at the bottom was even more undesirable... In that case, he could leave this world peacefully leaving his last words.

What's more, there was a beautiful girl under him, and he couldn't sleep peacefully in such a situation.

The sound of his heartbeat was almost reaching its peak. In order to avoid being kicked off the bed by Bronya, he might as well leave on his own initiative.

"Um...Ms. Brownie, the bed is really too small. There is no way for two people to sleep together. I'd better sleep on the floor."

Xia Yuan turned his head away and regained his sanity and composure.

Just as he was about to slowly move away from Bronya, Bronya grabbed his wrist.

"Stupid subordinate, I already told you to sleep on the bed!"

"Dear Ms. Brownie, please forgive me this time. I was really wrong. I have already planned to give you my bed. What else do you want your poor subordinate to do..."

“Not much, Bronya just wanted her stupid subordinate to sleep on the bed.

"At the same time, Bronya won't allow you, a stupid subordinate, to sleep on the floor. If you catch a cold, Bronya will still be the one serving and taking care of you tomorrow."

Xia Yuan tried to break free from Bronya's restraints.

"It's all right, dear Ms. Brownie. Your poor subordinate has the blessing of the stigmata and won't catch a cold easily."

Bronya didn't expect that her stupid subordinate would be so reluctant at this time.

It was obvious that the stupid subordinate just now couldn't wait to sleep with me. What on earth caused such a huge change in the stupid subordinate's mind... What a cowardly idiot.

"Stupid subordinate, just lie down on the bed and sleep peacefully, Bronya!"

Without giving Xia Yuan time to react...

In the moment when the two were in a stalemate, Bronya grabbed Xia Yuan's wrist and exerted force suddenly, and Xia Yuan fell on Bronya unexpectedly.

Chapter 349 What, Little Red Riding Hood is going to be eaten? !

The contact and collision of bodies caused Bronya to hum slightly, with a hint of alcohol and the unique body fragrance of a mature woman.

The two auras intertwined and superimposed on each other, constantly stimulating and teasing Xia Yuan's remaining consciousness.

But as Bronya finished speaking, she blew out the candle on the wooden table next to her at an extremely fast speed.

With the help of the faint moonlight outside the window, the quilt was neatly covered over the two of them.

From her actions, we can see that Bronya is also nervous at this moment...

After all, this was the first time she slept in the same bed with her stupid subordinates. Even though she pretended to be calm on the surface, she had already lost her composure in her heart.

"Ms. Brownie, please let me out! If this continues... I will really lose myself!"

But the words Xia Yuan wanted to say were muffled by the quilt. At this moment, Bronya could only hear the whimpering and shouting coming from under the quilt, as well as the strange feeling in her body caused by the stupid subordinate swaying around in the quilt.

"Hmm... um...

"It's okay, it's okay... Bronya, you need to stay calm and just think of your stupid subordinate as the Homunculus doll you often cuddle with when you sleep."

Bronya murmured to stay calm and maintained the same posture as much as possible.

But the heat and breath emanating from the front of the clothes under the quilt... made Bronya feel even more strange in her heart, but fortunately she had extinguished the candle.

The room was dark.

Under the light of night only...

As long as the stupid subordinate doesn't stick his head out, he won't be able to see the changes in his facial expression.

"Hey, stupid subordinate, are you asleep?"

"Dear Ms. Bronny, why do you think I can sleep now?!"

Xia Yuan, who was covered in a quilt, let out a cry of grief and indignation. He just wanted to leave this place of trouble. What had he done wrong?

At this moment, Xia Yuan's mind was extremely clear, even though he couldn't see anything around him...

But he knew that he was lying in Bronya's arms, being hugged by his boss like a Homunculus doll. He could feel the elastic touch coming from above his head by slightly adjusting his body.

This made Xia Yuan unable to calm down and he couldn't fall asleep at all.

"Really... Ahem, Bronya can't sleep now, so why don't I tell you, my stupid subordinate, a fairy tale that Seele once told me."

"The bedtime story Xi'er told me?!"

Hearing this, Xia Yuan became much more energetic and tried to lift the quilt covering his body.

But when Bronya realized this, she quickly grabbed a corner of the quilt and covered it back, as if trying to hide her panic in this way.

"Stupid subordinate, just listen inside the quilt. Don't lift the quilt again, and don't move around. After listening, just go to sleep obediently, Bronya!"

Bronya began to tell Xia Yuan.

Xi'er told her a story about Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf...

The kind and lovely Little Red Riding Hood went to visit her grandmother in the forest, carrying lots of delicious food.

Just pushed open the door of grandma's house, only to find that his grandma had sharp fangs. It turned out that the evil big bad wolf was disguised as grandma.

"Well, it's a familiar fairy tale. Does Bronya think of herself as a child?"

Xia Yuan consciously imagined Little Red Riding Hood's identity as Little Grayshu.

But as Xia Yuan continued to listen, he felt something was not right. He felt that the story and the plot were moving in a strange direction...

Unexpectedly, Little Red Riding Hood suddenly showed a weird smile, and said to the big bad wolf pretending to be her grandmother: "Huff, huff, huff... How interesting! I didn't expect the prey would come to my door."

Little Red Riding Hood swung her sickle and chopped off the wolf's head with just one blow. She looked at the wolf who was still threatening her with his fangs and claws and said sarcastically, "Do you know why my cloak is red?"

Of course the big bad wolf lying in a pool of blood could not answer.

So Little Red Riding Hood shook her head in disappointment, picked up her basket and carried her scarlet sickle, and set out on a journey to find more and stronger prey... This is the story of how Little Red Riding Hood changed her destiny through her own efforts.

"Stop! Ms. Brownie, please stop telling dark fairy tales at this time.

"It's so creepy to talk about this in the dead of night. It makes me unable to sleep. The lovely Little Red Riding Hood would never do such a thing."

Without a doubt, this is a fairy tale that only Hei Xier would tell others.

Xier heard it from Heishel...

"Hey~ Stupid subordinate, I didn't expect you to have such a big reaction. You're already so old, but you're still afraid of fairy tales... Do you want Mother Bronya to coax you to sleep?"

Taking this opportunity, Bronya stroked Xia Yuan's back gently like comforting a child, in order to ease the tension in her heart about sleeping in the same bed with her stupid subordinate.

"unnecessary!"

Suddenly, Xia Yuan seemed to have thought of something and spoke slowly in a mischievous tone:

"Since Ms. Brownie wants to be a mother so much...why don't you just become a mother for good? What do you think? Mom, ...

"Eh?!"

Xia Yuan's words made Bronya a little overwhelmed, and when she reacted, her breathing began to become rapid and irregular.

"Wait, what are you doing, stupid subordinate?! Ugh......"

With the shaking of the bed, the rise and fall of her chest, and the strange sensations coming from her, Bronya couldn't help but tense her whole body, feeling the rapid changes in her body temperature and the thing she was hugging tightly.

Bronya now wanted to throw her stupid subordinate off the bed.

But the weakness in her limbs prevented her from doing so. The strangeness spreading throughout her body made her want to just hold tightly the thing in her arms. However, the thing in her arms from beginning to end was only Xia Yuan.

"Stupid subordinates... stop messing around!"

"Dear Ms. Brownie, I blame you for telling me a fairy tale that made me completely sleepy. Now let me completely rewrite the ending of Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf.

"Ahem, in the very end...the big bad wolf disguised as a grandmother ate Little Red Riding Hood on her bed in the house late at night, and from then on lived happily with Little Red Riding Hood in the forest."

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Chapter 350: It’s all the stupid subordinates’ fault!

Bronya suddenly understood a lot...

If she didn't say or do something, her ending tonight might be like the fairy tale told by her stupid subordinate, and she would end up like Little Red Riding Hood.

But at this moment, her hands and feet were in a powerless state, and she was completely unable to subdue the stupid subordinate who had almost turned into a big bad wolf.

“Well…..but stupid subordinate, you have to know that Little Red Riding Hood is expecting a grand wedding.

"If she is destined to be eaten by the Big Bad Wolf in the future, what she hopes for is a grand wedding held just for her, so that Little Red Riding Hood can give her body and soul to Mr. Big Bad Wolf without reservation."

Bronya's voice became increasingly subtle, as if the Little Red Riding Hood she was talking about was herself.

"Really? But tonight, the Big Bad Wolf hiding in the bed can no longer bear the hunger because Little Red Riding Hood is too tempting... What should we do?"

Bronya, who was almost compromised, looked a little angry.

Even after she said so much, her stupid subordinate not only did not appreciate it, but became even worse. She really wanted to take out the heavy-duty bunny and teach him a good lesson. He had no sense of responsibility as a subordinate at all.

"Stupid subordinate, don't go too far... um."

But after Bronya finished speaking, the abnormality coming from under the quilt became even more profound.

"What? Dear Ms. Bronny, what are you talking about? Can you speak louder? Otherwise I can't hear you. And Mr. Big Bad Wolf really can't control himself anymore. If this continues... Little Red Riding Hood will not be able to escape from the clutches of Mr. Big Bad Wolf tonight~"

The feeling of physical weakness forced Bronya to compromise.

"In that case... Little Red Riding Hood will try her best to satisfy Mr. Big Bad Wolf's request in other ways." Bronya spoke softly, hesitatingly, her voice so soft that it was almost inaudible.

I don't know why...

At this moment, Xia Yuan's hearing was extremely sharp, and he clearly caught Bronya's subtle voice.

"Really? Then Ms. Little Red Riding Hood, please take this opportunity to satisfy Mr. Big Bad Wolf's long-awaited needs. If you cannot satisfy Mr. Big Bad Wolf, Little Red Riding Hood will become Big Red Riding Hood tonight~"

In order to avoid being eaten by the stupid subordinate who turned into a big bad wolf, Bronya was forced to compromise and quietly got into bed, then covered herself with the quilt silently.

A few hours after Bronya took the initiative to crawl into the bed...