Crash, the Paradise Typewriter is not designed for this kind of game

Bronya tried her best to keep Xia Yuan.

"Bronya... This time, please trust your subordinates. I won't do anything stupid. What's more, I have to prepare a grand game-style wedding for you, Bronya. How can I do that without the elders present?"

Looking at her own reflection in the depths of Xia Yuan's pupils and the determination in his eyes, Bronya slowly let go of Xia Yuan's wrist.

"That stupid subordinate... You have to remember, even if you fail, you are not allowed to do stupid things. If there is no trace of your existence in the future, Bronya will find you even if she has to turn the entire Quantum Sea and the Imaginary Number Tree upside down."

"It's a word."

Suddenly, Bronya opened her arms and hugged Xia Yuan tightly, her whispers and blessings lingering in her ears.

"Well, stupid subordinate... this is the oath between you and me, you are not allowed to break it. Bronya is still looking forward to seeing you in formal clothes at the wedding."

Bronya watched Xia Yuan gradually leave. At some point... Alexandra quietly came to her side and gently placed her slender hand on Bronya's shoulder.

"Bronya, please trust the other party at this time."

"Mother......"

Bronya nodded gently and closed her eyes... hoping that Xia Yuan would return safely. Deep down in her heart, she also hoped that her mother would be able to go back with her and her stupid subordinates.

"Change history?"

After saying goodbye to Bronya and leaving the cabin, Xia Yuan walked straight towards the typewriter in the snow. He would definitely not let Bronya down, but where did his Paradise typewriter go?

Looking at the white snow, Xia Yuan fell into deep thought.

"It snowed heavily last night for almost the entire night. Could it be that he is buried in the snow?"

Chapter 353 Burn, burn!

When the Corrosion Herrscher who was attached to the typewriter realized that Xia Yuan had arrived, sheets of printed paper poked out from the snow pile, as if reminding the other party where she was.

It was just that the whole body was covered by the wind and snow, and after a long time...

Only then did Xia Yuan notice the inconspicuous changes in the nearby snow pile - sheets of printed paper were popping out.

[Dear human, you finally remembered me~]

[I have been covered by heavy snow for a whole day and night. I am cold and hungry. If you don’t come to visit me, my beloved Herrscher of Corrosion will die on the spot. Hurry up... Hurry up and pick me up. I urgently need your warm chest to dispel the coldness on my surface! ! ! ]

Miss Corrosion Herrscher, who inherited Alicia's personality, was as unserious as ever, even though she wanted to destroy the world where Ai-chan lived. After being beaten up and clinging to the typewriter again, she remained unserious.

Ever since——

Xia Yuan silently searched for relatively dry branches nearby, broke them off and piled them into a ball, then ignited them with the laser fired by the Heavy Bunny 0019 in his hand... and then he held the typewriter and roasted it back and forth over the fire for several rounds.

[Dear human, please... stop now! ]

[What I want is your warm chest, or a kiss, but I don’t want you to dry me out with fire! Ugh… I can’t take it anymore. My whole body feels like it’s burning!]

"I'm sorry, but I just can't bear to touch a typewriter.

"It would be too uncomfortable to use my chest, so I'll trouble you, Miss Corrosion Herrscher, to make do with it. Fire roasting is a safer method and will help you, Miss Corrosion Herrscher, to restore the surface temperature."

[Wuwuwu... My lovely human, you really hurt a girl's heart. I have been thinking about you over and over again all day and night. (Angry!)

Miss Herrscher, who inherited Alicia's personality, is not only a little naughty, but also seems to have become a little silly after being defeated by Ai-chan and Miss Administrator?

After coughing a few times, Xia Yuan told the other party the purpose of his coming here.

"Okay, let's get down to business. Miss Herrscher, can you please teleport Fairy Ellie over here? I have something to ask her."

[What?! You, my lovely human, are not enough for me? Is it because I cannot satisfy you? Or is your body's hunger level rising again? Why are you looking for that nasty, violent fairy?]

Miss Corrosion Herrscher muttered to herself.

"Then, Ms. Herrscher of Corrosion, do you know how to bring those who no longer exist back to my era safely and unaffected without changing history?"

[Well.....My dear human, this is a bit difficult for me. 】

[My ability is to corrode various electronic devices and back up and store my own data. I am not very good at these areas, and I am attached to this typewriter and cannot actively use the typewriter's abilities.]

[The permission to start the typewriter is only granted to you, a cute human, and the evil goblin who stole the man. ]

[Although that evil fairy is inferior to me in every aspect, she is still the administrator of this typewriter. ]

[Oh right.....why don't we discuss transferring her authority to me, my dear human? I promise to serve you comfortably and just throw away that useless fairy.]

"In my opinion... it's better to throw you away, Ms. Corrosion Herrscher. Compared to Ms. Corrosion Herrscher who only knows how to backup and is useless, at least Ai Li is more reliable."

[Dear human, I'm angry, I'm really angry! How am I inferior to that bad goblin? I've decided, I'm going on strike!]

Due to the negative emotions that eroded Miss Herrscher, the Paradise Typewriter was forced to stop working.

However, Xia Yuan, who was well prepared, had already stuffed the reinstalled bunny 0019 into the typewriter that no longer produced paper.

[Wait...Dear human, hurry up and take it out! If something this thick is stuffed into my body so roughly, I will lose myself!!!]

"Then just teleport Fairy Ellie over here. If she doesn't show up after I count to three, you know the consequences..."

Xia Yuan took out the reinstalled bunny 0019.

[Ah... My dear human, please be gentle when you take it out. I can still feel the strangeness of that thick foreign object remaining in my body. Hmm, I feel like the parts inside my body are going to break.]

"Ms. Herrscher, I just pointed the muzzle of the Heavy-Armored Bunny 0019 at you. Please don't say anything that will cause misunderstandings."

[Sobbing, sobbing.....]

[My dear human, you have such a cruel heart. You just did that to me, and yet you turned your back on me in the blink of an eye? ]

"...Ms. Erodible Herrscher, you are just a typewriter now."

But the other party ignored Xia Yuan and continued to produce papers.

[Wow, after being treated roughly, I was cruelly abandoned...]

[Dear human, you have changed. You were not like this before. Who turned the lovely human from the little angel into the big devil now? ]

[Is it that evil demon? Or that unreasonable boss? ]

"Three, two, one!"

Finally...Xia Yuan did not respond to Miss Corrosion Herrscher. Instead, he raised the Heavy-Armored Bunny 0019 and adjusted it to the maximum power value. He aimed it at the typewriter in front of him and silently counted down.

[Dear human, don't get excited, I'm just joking, I'll teleport the fairy over here! But I need you to help me press the pink button on my surface. ]

Looking at the azure light blooming before her eyes... and the last three seconds of the countdown, Miss Herrscher of Corrosion finally became obedient and kept the typewriter running and working.

This time, Xia Yuan did not take back the Heavy-Armored Bunny 0019, but held it and came to the Miss Corrosion Herrscher who was attached to the Paradise typewriter.

[Dear human, remember to touch the pink button with your loving little hands, and then gently press it down with your little fingers to make it concave.]

For some reason...Xia Yuan always felt as if he was seduced by Miss Corrosion Herrscher, but why did he always feel that something was not right?

"Stay calm, stay calm, and don't be deceived by the other party's words."

Chapter 354 Calling Miss Pink Fairy~

“Everything now is an illusion. Don’t be blinded by what is in front of you.”

Miss Herrscher, without a body, is now just a retro typewriter. Bronya's mother is still waiting for him to save her. This must be a test of his inner spirit during the rescue.

Perhaps to vent his emotions...or perhaps to calm his heart, Xia Yuan pressed his index finger heavily on the pink button on the typewriter.

[Ugh... My lovely human, this is too intense. You hurt me! ]

[Please take good care of me~]

"The six senses are pure, the four elements are empty..."

Xia Yuan tried his best to ignore Miss Herrscher's Corrosion. All of this was an experience for him. As long as he could calm down and wait for the fairy Ellie to be teleported over, it would be fine.

[Lovely human, why are you ignoring me? 】

Within five minutes after Xia Yuan pressed the pink button, the lady of the Erosion Herrscher who was attached to the typewriter tried to find various ways to use the charm of words to erode the other party, but Xia Yuan, with his eyes closed, remained indifferent.

It was not until the surrounding space shook that Xia Yuan slowly opened his eyes.

"coming--"

A puff of pink smoke emerged from the space around him out of nowhere.

When the smoke cleared, the fairy Ellie, holding a magic wand in her little hand, looked blankly at the vast expanse of white surroundings.

"Hey...where is this place?"

Suddenly, her sight turned and she saw Xia Yuan who was nearby. With him by her side... no matter when, where or where she was, she would be the happiest fairy.

The confusion in the fairy Ai Li's pupils gradually turned into excitement after she saw Xia Yuan.

"Oh~ Look what Miss Pink Fairy found. It's a wild little Xia Yuan. The kind you can eat after taking off the clothes... It has twice the protein content of humans."

The fairy Ai Li was suspended in the air, she stretched out a little finger, squinted her eyes and joked to Xia Yuan.

The Corrosion Herrscher attached to the typewriter was so angry that she dared not say anything after seeing the other party. She had to pretend to be a typewriter without any sense of existence. She was afraid that she would be forcibly dismantled by the other party without a backup...

Now she doesn't have the confidence to fight against it.

However, as long as she gets the chance, she will sooner or later take revenge on this evil goblin who stole men and launch a rebellious revenge. Miss Herrscher hides in a dark and invisible corner, secretly planning a revenge plan in her heart...

At the same time, on Xia Yuan's side.

"Oh my God, let me take a good look at who this is?

"A pink fairy that was summoned, but it looks small and silly... It seems that there is not much meat on it. If Miss Rita cooks it, it will not be enough to fill the gaps between our teeth."

Xia Yuan looked at the fairy Ai Li in front of him, and even used both hands to measure and compare.

It's about the size of one and a half cabbages...

"Ellie is not food!"

Suddenly, Fairy Ellie had an idea and said:

"Hey, Xiao Xia Yuan really likes big ones? It's okay~ Ai Li doesn't mind. When we get back, I'll ask dear Dr. Mobius to put a few layers on them and take some beautiful photos as a gift for Xiao Xia Yuan, okay~"

A photo album of Dr. Mobius lazing around in the laboratory?!

"Okay~"

Faced with the fairy Ellie's teasing, Xia Yuan readily agreed.

Perhaps because he had developed immunity to Miss Corrosion Herrscher in the previous half hour, Xia Yuan became much calmer when facing the fairy Ellie who was exactly the same as Miss Corrosion Herrscher.

Fairy Ellie rubbed her eyes and showed an expression of disbelief.

I haven't seen him for a while. Is this still her keeper?

Shouldn't Xiao Xia Yuan try his best to refute her words at this time, and then refuse righteously? However, this did not bother the clever pink fairy lady.

"Xia Yuan, when I get back... I will write a letter to dear Mobius and sign it with your name, Xia Yuan, okay~"

that moment--

Xia Yuan suddenly recalled the fear of turning into a "can" and being controlled by Mobius in the laboratory.

"No, not good at all!"

Accompanied by the fairy Ellie's light laughter, Xia Yuan was finally defeated. The devil is one foot high, but the Tao is ten feet higher... Today's winner is still the charming pink fairy lady.

However, Xia Yuan's next words made Ai Li puff up her face instantly.

"But Ai Li, you can take the photos by yourself with the skirt, and then mail them to me. I will pray for you silently at home, Ai Men~"

"Oh~Xia Yuan, you little traitor, you actually want to escape from the battlefield!"

"This is not about running away from the battlefield, but about minimizing your own risks. No matter what the process is, as long as the result is correct, that's fine."

"Okay, okay, no more jokes. Xiao Xia Yuan suddenly called Ai Li over. I guess there must be something important that needs Miss Pink Fairy's help, right?"

Back to the topic, Xia Yuan told the fairy Ai Li his thoughts truthfully.

Accompanied by each other's contemplation...

Xia Yuan couldn't help but clench his palms, he was a little nervous.

His current hope lies with Ellie. If she cannot achieve her goal, he will have to call Ain, the original anti-entropy, and Dr. Tesla over. Perhaps they can use science and technology to achieve this possibility.

After being silent for several minutes, Fairy Ai Li slowly spoke:

"Well... Ai Li already knows the specific situation. Xia Yuan, you want to bring Bronya's mother back from this era, but you are worried that after bringing her back... it will be affected by the revision of history and the rewriting of the world line. If you think about the worst, it may directly cause Bronya herself to disappear or not exist, right?"

Xia Yuan rubbed his chin and nodded seriously.