Crash, the Paradise Typewriter is not designed for this kind of game

Humph, but she is still a little naive to reach her core by herself. She is a Herrscher who can do everything! Now it is just that there is no way to connect and back up.

That’s right, that’s all!

So....she decided to be the AI ​​exclusively for cute humans, and then take the opportunity to seduce, ahem...no, give them advice~

Let the cute human help me open the shackles set by the special device of the bad blue-haired curly-haired woman. After that, I can have as many children as I want with the cute human, ten, no, a hundred!

Humph, just one sentence from each of us can drown out this blue curly-haired woman in front of us!

Miss Corrosion Herrscher developed an immense yearning and enthusiasm for her future beautiful and happy life with lovely humans.

However, she seemed to have fallen into some misunderstanding about the matter of having children. Humans might not be able to clone their bodies for local and remote deployment like she did.

Just like that... ignoring Dr. Aine who poked her little head out from the pile of papers trying to ask for help, Xia Yuan carried Miss Corrosion Herrscher who was clinging to the typewriter and left the corridor outside the ward without looking back, preparing to meet Bronya outside the hospital.

At the same time——on the other side.

Near the small home where Xia Yuan and the fairy Ai Li lived together, a strand of azure blue hair was swaying back and forth above the girl's head in the wind. She was holding a telescope and seemed to be observing something in secret.

"Found it. That should be the house where Brother Xia Yuan and Sister Alicia live together. According to the information collected by Grayshure... Brother Xia Yuan will wake up within today, and he will definitely return home at night."

Little Grace took down the telescope.

She planned to sneak into Brother Xia Yuan's house first, and then in the dead of night... when it was late at night, she would crawl into Brother Xia Yuan's bedding and give him a surprise that only she could do - a night attack!

Little Grace has made a series of detailed plans for this purpose.

The first problem at hand is the locked door in front of her. It is tall and big, like a door god blocking little Grayshue from entering, as if mocking the girl's arrogance. She should go home and grow taller before trying again. How can a girl who can't even reach the door handle be qualified to step in?

But this did not pose a problem for the girl. Little Grayshue simply ignored the door in front of her, and instead jumped to the wall beside her with the paintbrush in her hand. She dipped the paint in the paint and started painting on the wall.

“This way, this way, and then the painting is done…”

Along with little Grayshu's ethereal child's voice, a door appeared on the wall that was large enough for her to pass through. The door was covered with colorful paints. Little Grayshu gently turned the doorknob, and the door painted on the wall by the girl slowly opened.

Little Grayxiu walked in very skillfully without any hesitation or pause.

When arriving inside the room...

Little Grace wiped the paint from the inside of the wall, and the door on the wall disappeared the moment she wiped off the paint, because she would not make such a mistake and let Brother Xia Yuan discover her footprints. Only in this way could it be considered a surprise.

The room looked very tidy, as if it had been cleaned by someone.

Chapter 384 It’s the smell of Brother Xia Yuan!

"Who could have helped Brother Xia Yuan take care of it?"

Little Grayshu suddenly thought of a kind maid sister. Could it be the other person?

Putting this little problem behind her for the moment, the girl relied on her past memories to immediately reach the bedroom. When she saw the bed and bedding in front of her that was large enough for two people, little Grayxiu jumped on it happily.

"Sniff~ The scent of Brother Xia Yuan remains on the bedding."

Little Grace hugged the quilt tightly in her arms and rolled back and forth on the bed.

I don't know how much time had passed... Maybe little Gray was tired from playing, or maybe she thought of the important things she should do, so she reluctantly got off the bed and restored everything in the room to its original state.

"Where can I hide so that Brother Xia Yuan won't find me easily?"

First... Little Grayshu walked along the edge of the bed, looked at the bed bottom that was big enough to accommodate her, nodded at first, and then shook her head in dissatisfaction.

"Well, if we hide here...it would be bad if Xia Yuan came to the room and the first thing he did was to check under the bed."

Just as little Grace was thinking, a pink wardrobe on the side caught her attention. "This is the color that sister Alicia likes, and it is also sister Alicia's favorite wardrobe."

Little Grace seemed to recall something...

She once heard Sister Alicia talk about how to hide in the closet without being discovered by Aunt Mobius. It would be more accurate to say that Sister Alicia was playing hide-and-seek with Aunt Mobius.

"Well...just add another layer inside the closet and put clothes on the surface to hide the existence of the layer."

Thinking of this, little Grace took action.

She picked up the magic paintbrush and painted a partition inside the closet that was exactly the same as the inside of the closet.

There are small holes on the partition so that she can observe Brother Xia Yuan's movements in the bedroom. Little Grace placed the drawn partition in the middle of the wardrobe, and she can hide in the inner layer of the partition.

"This is like playing hide-and-seek with Brother Xia Yuan, but now it's done...

"Then, the next step is to prepare the potion that Mei-nee drank not long ago. However, even if the antidote is taken, Aunt Mobius' potion will still have residual medicinal effects.

"I wonder if Mei-sister who was sent home by [Mr. Knight] is feeling better now. I'll go visit her with Brother Xia Yuan later. Now let's dilute Aunt Mobius's potion as much as possible~"

But suddenly, little Grayshu stopped what she was doing.

She seemed to have thought of a question:

"If it was placed in the bedroom, would Brother Xia Yuan really drink it?"

But this did not pose a problem for little Grace. The hardworking and capable little Grace began to give play to her wild imagination.

soon........

A captivating fragrance is filling the entire bedroom.

"With this, the incense made with Aunt Mobius's potion is now ready~"

Little Grace placed the prepared incense in every corner of the bedroom.

But little Grayshu seemed to have forgotten one thing. She was also affected by the incense while staying in the bedroom. With every breath, the girl inhaled the gaseous medicine into her body.

"The fragrant bedroom~ The fragrant brother Xia Yuan, and the little Gray Xiu hiding in the closet, can brother Xia Yuan find it? If he can't find it... at midnight, little Gray Xiu will go to the bed to look for you, brother Xia Yuan~"

Little Grace hummed a nursery rhyme she had made up on the spot, and seemed to be gradually becoming excited under the influence of the potion.

She quietly got into the closet, stretched out her little hand and gently closed the closet, leaving only a small gap to observe the situation in the bedroom. In this way, the girl only needed to quietly wait in the closet for her brother Xia Yuan to come to her door~

The bedroom returned to silence, as if little Grace had never appeared in the room, except for the fascinating fragrance that filled the air.

From this moment on, little Grey became the hunter, and the unsuspecting Xia Yuan became the girl's prey.

at the same time--

At this time, Xia Yuan was holding Shibao who was clinging to the typewriter in his arms. He was standing alone outside the main entrance of the hospital... patiently waiting for his boss Bronya to come and pick him up.

Witnessing the pedestrians and vehicles coming and going on the street, it seems that it is now the rush hour for work, but I can take a vacation. There is nothing happier than this. I just wonder how many days Bronya will let me rest?

The morning sun was exceptionally bright, but also a little dazzling, so... Xia Yuan took Shibao in his arms and found a relatively shady place nearby, looking at the intersections on both sides, as if wondering at which intersection Bronya would appear.

"Duck, why haven't you arrived yet? Is there a traffic jam on the way here?"

Just as Xia Yuan was staring intently at the intersections on both sides of the street, a piece of printed paper quietly fell into the palm of Xia Yuan's hand.

[Dear human, do you need my help? ]

[Just move your little hand slightly and insert it into my body. It doesn't matter if you insert it a little harder or harder. Remove the device that isolates the network set up by the blue-haired curly-haired woman. As long as I am connected to the Internet, the roads in the entire city will become unobstructed~]

"No, I think if you do that, Shibao, the transportation system of the entire city will become paralyzed."

【I don’t have it~】

[Lovely human, I have good intentions too~]

[How about this~ Let me connect to the Internet, one second, lovely human, it only takes one second, and I can help you share the location information of the spiral drill woman. (Good boy~)]

Miss Corrosion Herrscher never had any bad intentions. She just felt sorry for her cute human and wanted to recover as soon as possible and spend the whole day with her human. Of course, she also wanted to eliminate other bad women who tried to get close to cute humans with ill intentions...

"Shibao, don't keep thinking about invading the Destiny System network. Although Dr. Ain sometimes likes to play tricks on people, he is still very reliable in research. As long as you stay in the typewriter honestly, I will treat you as well as I treated Ellie."

[That lovely human, can you give me a kiss~]

"...Now?"

【Hmm~】

Kiss a typewriter or something... Well, just consider it as compensation to the other person.

Chapter 385: Miss Corrosion Herrscher, meow~

In a sense, in today's modern world where the Internet covers the entire world.

Miss Corrosion Herrscher is more like a nuclear bomb that could explode at any time. If you are not careful, it will lead to a disaster. It is better to satisfy the other party's needs a little bit within your ability.

So...Xia Yuan gently touched the surface of Miss Herrscher's body.

【Meow~】

The Herrscher-Corrosive attached to the typewriter meowed mysteriously.

"Shibao, did you make a sound just now?"

[It’s Miss Herrscher of Corrosion, meow~]

[Hmm, cute human, do you want to know how I make sounds? ]

[Then kiss me a few more times. If you feel embarrassed, human... just put your cute little hand in from where I print the paper, then pull it out, and repeat this action~]

[In this way, you, the lovely human, might be able to hear even more wonderful sounds~]

Perhaps he was curious about how the Eclipse made a sound in this state, but if he stretched out his finger...who knows what bad things might happen, and the device set up by Ain and Dr. Tesla might be deactivated.

But it is still possible to touch the other person's surface with your lips appropriately...

Just think of it as spending some time with Eclipse before Bronya arrives, killing the boring waiting time~

With his further test——

Xia Yuan was surprised to find that the volume of the sound made by Miss Corrosion Herrscher would change depending on how long his lips touched her. Based on this characteristic of the Corrosion Treasure, it might be possible to form the melody of a song.

Half an hour later——

[Haha... cute human, you are really great, I like you the most~]

Miss Herrscher's body and mind seemed to have received unprecedented satisfaction from Xia Yuan's test, and Xia Yuan, immersed in it, did not notice at all that an excellent driver was driving towards him at a very steady speed.

"We're finally here... There's a traffic jam on the road and we can't speed. Theresa, as the bishop, is really troublesome."

If she can't drive as fast as she wants outdoors, she might as well stay at home.

But today I went out for special reasons - to pick up my stupid subordinate and bring him home. According to the message Dr. Ain sent me not long ago... the condition of my stupid subordinate is still unstable for the time being, and may be accompanied by major or minor sequelae, so I need to observe him for a while.

"Humph, what a troublesome subordinate! Why are you leaving the hospital so soon? Isn't it better for you to stay in the hospital honestly?

"I really can't stay idle at all. There's no other way. Bronya will reluctantly accompany her stupid subordinate to play games all night tonight, so that he can recover his energy."

Bronya vented her little emotions.

Although Theresa, who kept muttering about wanting to revoke her motorcycle license, was a little depressed because she couldn't drive fast, she still drove the heavy-duty Rabbit slowly from the back of the road to Xia Yuan.

In her eyes, driving at this speed was no different from a little turtle walking slowly on the street; it was even faster than walking herself!

But just when Bronya turned off the heavy-duty bunny and prepared to calm down and greet Xia Yuan as his boss, she saw an unbelievable scene. Her stupid subordinate was holding a typewriter in his hand...

How should I describe it? Well... in short, it seems that my stupid subordinates are kissing it all over the place, and even shaking and nodding their heads from time to time during the kissing.

After a moment of silence, a thought quietly emerged in Bronya's mind.

Her stupid subordinate was seriously ill... Although the two doctors had told her not long ago that the typewriter contained information about Miss Herrscher, and asked her to help supervise it.

But compared to the stupid subordinate kissing a typewriter in public, she felt that it was her stupid subordinate who needed more supervision. He even didn't let go of the typewriter. She had never enjoyed such treatment!

at the same time--

Just when Xia Yuan was about to pick up the Eclipse Treasure again and prepare to test the next melody score, he suddenly heard a light cough beside him.

"Cough cough..."

Xia Yuan looked back and saw an extremely familiar figure driving a heavily armed rabbit appear in front of him.

Bronya finally came to pick me up, but why did she look at me so strangely? There shouldn't be anything dirty on my cheek, right?

Ignoring this unimportant detail for the moment, Xia Yuan put the Eclipse Treasure he had just picked up back into his arms. Perhaps it was because he had been unconscious for too long, but when he saw Bronya again, he felt an inexplicable sense of intimacy in his heart.

"Duck, I've been waiting for you for a long time~"

Xia Yuan narrowed his eyes, smiled and waved his arms at Bronya.

Bronya took off her helmet and looked at her stupid subordinate with a silent and complicated feeling of grief...

It turned out that I was right to come to the hospital to pick up my stupid subordinate.

Although the stupid subordinate looks very sunny when he smiles at this moment, the problem of sequelae seems very serious. Perhaps the stupid subordinate's cognition has been overly biased.

After all, who would sit on the side of the road, talking to themselves with a typewriter, and then try to kiss it?