Crash, the Paradise Typewriter is not designed for this kind of game

He subconsciously moved a little further away from the other party's package, keeping a distance from Shibao that was enough for him to dodge.

"Isn't the other party trying to take advantage of this opportunity to knock me out with this brick and then get away with it?"

"Hey... Sir, I can hear your true feelings. The great Lady Herrscher of Knowledge is not that kind of person. This is the peerless magic weapon I just mentioned."

"You call a brick a magic weapon? Who are you trying to fool, Xiaoshi? Do I look like someone who can be easily fooled?"

Xia Yuan looked at the bricks that Xiao Shi had just taken out of the package. On the black and white bricks were carved patterns of thumbs pointing downwards from the opponent, as if mocking that all those who were her enemies were weak and there was no one who could beat her.

"Sir, you are ignorant of current affairs!

"I spent a lot of time and effort to refine this. If it weren't for your constant insistence, how could I give you such a handy weapon?"

"Then Xiaoshi, just pay me back, isn't that enough?"

Seeing Xia Yuan's distrustful look, Ms. Herrscher of Knowledge quickly changed the subject:

"Ahem... Sir, don't think it's just a brick now. That's just one of its forms. It's just more convenient for me to use. It's not a real thing. It has a myriad of changes and can instantly transform into any weapon in your mind. Sir, take it~"

After saying that, the Lady of the Herrscher of Knowledge threw the brick in her hand towards Xia Yuan.

Looking at the brick thrown at him, Xia Yuan subconsciously put his hands in front of him to protect himself. It was during this gap that the Lady of the Herrscher of Consciousness suddenly had an idea and disappeared without a trace, leaving only her voice echoing in the alley.

"Now, sir, we are even now. We owe each other nothing. And if you find it useful, please remember to give me a five-star rating."

Looking at the brick in his hand and the disappearing Xiao Shi, Xia Yuan felt a faint bitterness in his heart. Could this brick be worth all the savings he had accumulated over the years... Was he being cheated by Xiao Shi again?

There was even a gap on the corner of the brick. The bumpy edges made it difficult for Xia Yuan to avoid unnecessary associations. He now seriously suspected that the other party had secretly taken this brick from a construction site.

"Forget it, forget it. Just for psychological comfort, this brick can barely protect me."

Perhaps Xiao Shi was right in one thing. Something was indeed going to happen today. The feeling of being spied on and secretly watched on the street just now made Xia Yuan more alert. Even when he entered the alley, the feeling of being watched did not disappear.

This made Xia Yuan realize a fact: he was being followed.

Weighing the brick given by Xiao Shi in his hand, Xia Yuan did not expect that it would come in handy so soon. He planned to take the initiative and strike first.

Therefore, after quietly observing the buildings around the alley... Xia Yuan slowly walked to the corner as if nothing had happened, and lay in ambush close to the wall, waiting for the guy who was following him to sneak up on him before giving him a head-on blow.

creak creak-

"coming......"

Hearing the sound coming from the opposite side getting closer and closer, Xia Yuan always felt that it was not like the sound of someone's footsteps, but rather a bit like the sound of a puppet's gears turning. But no matter what, he would just beat the other party first.

Xia Yuan was hiding in the corner, eager to try, and raised the brick in his hand high up. But when he was about to hit the other party, he found that the person following him was a little blonde girl in a pure white dress and a ponytail.

"?!"

Seeing the other person's appearance, Xia Yuan couldn't help but stand there in a daze with the brick held high.

The Ruler Lady, disguised as a little girl, looked up at the little head. When she noticed the brick in Xia Yuan's hand, she immediately spoke in a tender and soft voice: "Big brother, are you holding the brick in your hand to knock Lily unconscious and take her home to play house?"

"Ah... Sorry, I scared you. I thought someone with bad intentions was following me secretly."

Looking at the brick in his hand, perhaps worried that it would scare the little girl named Lily in front of him, Xia Yuan quickly put it back behind him. As it was not a real object, it might have sensed the current owner's thoughts and immediately changed into a rope and wrapped around Xia Yuan's waist.

"Have bad intentions? Um... Big Brother, do you think Lily has bad intentions and has ulterior motives towards you?"

The Ruler lady disguised as a little girl opened her big watery eyes, her expression was full of innocence and thin tears, as if she would cry in the next second. Seeing that she was about to cry, Xia Yuan hurriedly comforted her:

"How could that be? How could my big brother possibly think that a cute girl like you, Lily, would have any ulterior motives?"

"Really? Is Lily really that cute?"

"Of course it's cute."

"Then big brother, you are not allowed to lie to Lily. If you lie to Lily, Lily will make you into a puppet~"

I don't know why......

Xia Yuan suddenly felt a chill. Was it his illusion?

"How could my big brother lie to you, Lily? Now that you are dressed up beautifully, Lily is really cute."

Chapter 438: No candy, trick or treat~

"Then is Lily not cute without her pretty face?"

Miss Ruler of Herrscher deliberately pretended to be very innocent and looked at the other party.

"Of course it's cute, but Lily, why did you come to such a remote alley by yourself? Your parents would be worried if they knew."

Xia Yuan quickly changed the subject. He didn't expect that he would be defeated by a little blonde girl.

However, he seemed to have heard the name Lily somewhere a long time ago, but he could not remember it. Perhaps it was because he had been in a coma for half a month, and some of his memories had become vague.

Miss Ruler did not directly answer Xia Yuan's question, but instead asked him:

"Lily just happened to pass by here and took a look at what was in the alley. But why did you come to such a remote alley? Let Lily guess, is it because of something shameful, such as secretly meeting with someone else in the alley without telling your girlfriend's boss?"

"That's not the case! I just happened to meet an old acquaintance in the alley, but she owed me some money..." Xia Yuan explained quickly.

"I see. So, big brother, you're going to let her pay the debt with her body, right? After all, Lily heard it all from a distance~"

The Ruler covered her mouth and pointed at her ears hidden under her golden hair, pretending to be very surprised.

"But it's okay, big brother. Lily is not the kind of unreasonable woman. After all, big brother, you don't want your girlfriend's boss to find out what happened in the alley, right?"

The Ruler lady gently stroked Xia Yuan's chest with her fingertips.

Are all girls nowadays so precocious?! Looking at Lily, whose eyes were full of understanding and tolerance, Xia Yuan always felt that no matter how much he explained, it would be regarded as an excuse by the other party...

But suddenly——

Xia Yuan seemed to realize that something was wrong. He had just met the other party, but why did the other party know so much about him?

"Lily, how did you know I have a boss?"

"It's obvious, Lily only needs to take one look at Big Brother to understand what kind of person he is.

"You must be bullied by your boss every day. He bullies you at work and at home. It must be very hard to have such a boss. Unlike Lily, she only feels sorry for her big brother. Look at his appearance. He almost has dark circles under his eyes."

Xia Yuan subconsciously touched his face. Was he really as haggard as the other party said?

"It's okay...it's not as bad as you said, Lily."

"Brother, this is what you did wrong. How can that be considered life? It's just that long-term oppression has made you accustomed to that lifestyle. But now it's different, because I'm here by your side, and I'll soon take you out of this sea of ​​suffering~"

Seeing the other person's hand gradually moving down...

When Xia Yuan moved Lily's little hand away from his chest and brought it into contact with his skin, he found that her hand was not as soft as a little girl's as he had imagined. Instead, it had a smooth feeling similar to that of a puppet.

"Hey, big brother took the initiative to hold Lily's hand. Are you going to do something to Lily?"

No... I can't go on like this. I have to find a way to get away from her. But it's not safe to leave a little girl alone in the alley, so Xia Yuan pointed to the street outside the alley and said softly, "Lily, big brother needs to visit a friend later. It's not safe for you to stay in the alley alone. Why don't I take you to the street to find your parents first?"

But the Herrscher shook her head.

He took out a portable bamboo basket covered with gray cloth from somewhere. The basket was bulging and no one knew what was inside.

"Big brother, today is Halloween. Lily is here to ask you for candy. If you don't give me candy, I'll play tricks on you~"

Miss Ruler of Law stretched out her little hand towards Xia Yuan, with an expression as if she would do something bad if he didn't give her candy.

"candy?"

He felt his pockets all over his body, but there was no candy on him.

"Lily, I don't have any candy right now. How about I wait until I get paid some other day and buy you a big jar of candy?"

"Eh? Big brother, you don't have any candy, but Lily clearly saw it. Isn't big brother's candy always hanging there~"

Miss Ruler pointed her finger at the zippered part of the other person's clothes, licked the edge of her lips and showed an expression of wanting to taste it. Xia Yuan quickly pulled down his shirt. It was not appropriate to eat such candy... not to mention that the other person was a little girl.

"Haha, big brother, your expression right now is really funny. Are you shy?"

Miss Ruler of Law teased with a chuckle.

Damn it, why did he feel like he was being controlled by a little girl? Was her mental age really only as old as it appeared? !

"Big brother, how could I be shy?"

Because he was too nervous, Xia Yuan subconsciously took a step back to the corner, but was suddenly grabbed by the wrist by the little blonde girl named Lily in front of him. Xia Yuan tried to break free, but the other person's hand did not move at all.

“What a great strength…”

Is this the strength a little girl can have? The more Xia Yuan thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. His subconscious seemed to be warning him that if he didn't escape from the little girl in front of him, he would be in danger at any time and there was a possibility that he would die here.

"If you are not shy, why are you hiding from Lily? Is Lily that scary? You have been quietly moving backwards since just now. Lily is not going to eat you."

"Lily, I'm really busy right now. Let's make an appointment next time. I'll buy you a big jar of candy and take you to the amusement park to ride the carousel after I get my salary, okay?"

Xia Yuan now really wants to withdraw and slip away like Xiao Shi did.

He now finally understood Shibao's feelings. Although running away was shameful, it was unexpectedly useful. But just when Xia Yuan wanted to escape, his wrist was restrained by a greater force and he could not move.

"Brother, don't be so impatient~"

Chapter 439 Big Brother, Become Our Companion~

"But Lily doesn't want to put you in a difficult position. If you are delayed, Lily will feel sad. So, how about this? As long as you hand over the candy, Lily will let you go."

"Lily, that thing on big brother's body is really not candy, it is... uh, it is big brother's important friend, it is not for eating."

Xia Yuan explained to the blonde girl in front of him as tactfully as possible.

But it is obvious that the knowledge mastered by Miss Ruler is several times higher than Xia Yuan...

"If it's not for eating, then it's for using, right? Since big brother doesn't want to hand over the candy on his own initiative, then Lily can only force big brother to hand over the candy. If he doesn't give him candy, then I'll play tricks on him."

“Wait…..Wait a minute?!”

Before Xia Yuan had time to react, the Ruler pushed him to the ground, restrained his wrist with one hand, and reached for the zipper on his clothes with the other hand in an attempt to open it.

The Lady of the Ruler sat astride Xia Yuan, leaving him no room to resist or break free.

Just as Miss Ruler was about to unzip her trousers and take them off, Xia Yuan saw that he couldn't stop her and hurriedly said, "Lily, wait...wait a minute, we have something to discuss."

Miss Ruler of Law placed her hand on the zipper and looked down at Xia Yuan who was lying on the ground in the alley.

"Oh, big brother, you've changed your mind. Do you want to take the candy out of your clothes and give it to Lily?"

"Lily...there should be other ways to play tricks on Halloween besides asking for candy. Can you try another punishment?"

"Ah, in the eyes of big brother, this is actually a punishment? Lily has always thought that this is a reward for big brother, but it's okay~ As long as big brother agrees to become Lily's companion and a part of us... Lily promises that she will not ask big brother for candy today."

There is a trap hidden in the words of the Ruler Lady...

Asking for candy is limited to herself and today, but she is not alone but one of thousands of people. There are hundreds of people in the theater waiting for big brother's candy.

An imperceptible thread was already hovering above Xia Yuan.

It seemed that as long as Xia Yuan nodded slightly and agreed to become the other party's companion, the silk thread hovering in the air that was imperceptible to the naked eye would instantly attack him and control his body.

"Companions...us?"

Xia Yuan felt more and more that something was wrong, and a voice in his heart kept reminding him not to become the other party's companion.

"Lily, may I ask you, big brother, what companions are you talking about?"

"Oh, of course I'm referring to the [999] Dao individuals other than Lily. Lily is of course also a part of them, and Big Brother will also become a part of us in the future."

Miss Ruler of Law sat astride Xia Yuan's thighs, her arms open as if embracing the world, her eyes filled with fanaticism and excitement.

Until the bamboo basket placed beside him fell down, and a typewriter with many scratches appeared from the gray cloth covering it. The bamboo basket did not contain any candy, but the extremely weak Miss Corrosion Herrscher who was clinging to the typewriter.

"Eclipse...Eclipse treasure?!"

Wasn't it placed in her bedroom? How did it appear here? Perhaps she heard Xia Yuan's call, and the Herrscher of Corrosion used her last bit of strength to slowly print out a line of words.

[Human... hurry up, run, she, she is a...]

But just when Xia Yuan was reading the message that Eclipse Treasure wanted to tell him at the end, Miss Ruler of Law picked it up and twisted the printed paper into a ball and threw it aside casually.

"Oh my, I almost told you to my big brother. Really... it's not okay to do something secretly when you're not paying attention. Children who don't obey will be punished."

"Who are you? What did you do to Xibao?!"

"Hmm... Big Brother, why are you looking at Lily with such a scary look? Why don't you try to guess who Lily is? If you guess right, Lily will give you a reward. Of course, if you guess wrong, Lily will also give you a surprise."

There was no mistaking the tone of voice and the puppet sound that had been going on since the moment they met.

"You are the Ruler of the Thousand?!"