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From these dramas...

Hei Xi realized a truth.

All men are pigs, it must be his fault!

As Hei Xi thought about it, his eyes became even gloomier as he looked at Xia Yuan.

I have to find an opportunity to quietly get rid of this stinky man. As long as he disappears, Xier will definitely be able to return to her former self.

"I know, I know, Xier, I know. I will go and apologize to him right now. Apologize sincerely."

Hei Xi seemed to have an idea and kept walking towards Xia Yuan.

But the chain claws rubbing against the ground made a harsh noise, which obviously did not mean an apology. Seeing that Hei Xi was closing in on him, Xia Yuan quickly hid behind Xier.

"The other me, please don't mess around. You need to apologize to Xiao Yuan."

"Don't worry, Xi'er, I will be fine and formally apologize to this stinky... ahem... Xiao Yuan~"

Hei Xi looked at Xia Yuan with a smile on his face, but the smile on his face seemed very stiff and unnatural.

He placed his hand heavily on Xia Yuan's shoulder.

Chapter 38: Xi'er's Inner Heart

Hei Xi quietly leaned close to Xia Yuan's ear and whispered:

“Come with me, you stinky man, don’t make a sound, if you dare to tell Xier!

You can see whether my chain claws are faster or your voice is faster, but I advise you not to do that. After all, I never know when to strike, and I might accidentally cut your skin or sever your aorta."

Hei Xi's fingertips touched Xia Yuan's neck threateningly.

Xia Yuan kept nodding his head like a chick pecking at rice. Now his life was in Hei Xi's hands.

There seems to be no way to refuse~

After all, Little Ai Li wasn't around, and it was impossible for him to beat Miss Hei Xi...

Hei Xi brought Xia Yuan to the corner.

At this time, Xier could not hear the conversation between the two people and could only vaguely see their backs.

"My other self seemed to be patting Xiao Yuan on the back. It looked like the two of them were having a great time chatting... That's great... My other self has made another good friend."

Xier put her hands in front of her, smiled happily, and was truly happy for her other self.

But the truth is the exact opposite of what Xier thought...

"You little brat, stay away from Xi'er. Don't let me see you again, or else there will be consequences. Do you understand?"

Hei Xi was like a big sister in society, constantly patting Xia Yuan on the back, as if warning him in this way.

Xia Yuan shook his head tremblingly, indicating that he didn't understand.

"Do you really not understand, or are you pretending not to understand?"

bang-

Before Xia Yuan could even see Hei Xi's move, a telephone pole at the corner was instantly split into five parts. The cross-section was extremely smooth and rolled evenly to Xia Yuan's side.

Xia Yuan was thinking about a question: Does this count as destroying public property?

Just then...

Hei Xi stretched out his fingertips to lift Xia Yuan's chin, making him look up at him.

"Damn man, do you understand now?

If I want, I can instantly split you into five equal parts, Xiao Xia Yuan, or maybe even more than that, who knows?"

Xia Yuan nodded honestly, indicating that he had understood.

But on second thought....

If I could never see Xier again...

Doesn't that mean I will never be able to eat the cookies and snacks made by Xier again, and I will never be able to see Xier's healing smile like an angel again?

What's the difference between this and The Walking Dead?

What's more, since he works under Bronya, it is impossible for him not to meet Seele. He has to think of a way.

A way to get through this disaster.

Suddenly, Xia Yuan thought of someone, his boss Bronya!

He understood what should be done.

You can even tie Hei Xi to your boat and stand on the same line with you.

"What do you mean, you nod and shake your head? Do you really think I don't dare? If I wasn't afraid of Xi'er asking, I would have already..."

Hei Xi was ready to teach Xia Yuan a lesson.

Let him feel the fear fully and run away when he sees me. In this way, Xier will be mine.

"Wait a minute!"

Just as Hei Xi was about to take action, Xia Yuan finally spoke.

"Damn man, do you have anything else to say?"

"Ms. Hei Xi, have you ever thought that we are actually teammates on the same front?"

Xia Yuan's words sparked a hint of interest in Hei Xi.

There was no rush to take action, she wanted to hear why Xia Yuan said that.

"Stinky man, why do you say that?"

"Ms. Hei Xi, I know you are full of hostility towards me and I am worried that I will harm Xier, but have you ever thought that from the beginning, our biggest competitor should be Bronya."

Hei Xi couldn't help but be stunned.

She began to recall her past memories...

Seele always lets herself taste the snacks, and only brings them to Bronya after they are perfect.

While shopping, I felt like I didn't exist, watching Seele and Bronya completely immersed in a world of just the two of them...

Taking a bath...Xier rarely takes a bath with me now, and more often she just asks me to pass her the towel.

Hei Xi thought about it...

The more I felt that what Xia Yuan said made sense, the more I felt an indescribable sadness and grievance in my heart.

"Seele thinks about Sister Bronya all day long, but what if Seele thinks about Miss Hei Xi all day long? Miss Hei Xi, have you ever thought about this situation?"

Seeing that Hei Xi was somewhat shaken, Xia Yuan continued.

Hei Xi couldn't help but start thinking about what Xia Yuan said. If Xi'er only thought about herself all day long...

"Another me, this is the snack I carefully prepared for you, I hope you like it~"

"Another me... Let's go shopping, have afternoon tea and eat cakes~"

"Another me, take a shower with me~ There's no need to be shy, there's no difference between us..."

As he thought about it, Heixi's cheeks began to turn red, and steam kept coming out of his hot cheeks.

Coincidentally, this scene was seen by Xier, who was worried about the two of them.

"Hey, what is the other me doing to Xiao Yuan?!"

Xier rubbed her eyes, thinking she had seen it wrongly, and prepared to move closer to the two of them.

"Damn man, tell me quickly, what can I do to make Xier think about me all day long!"

Hei Xi grabbed Xia Yuan's collar and asked urgently.

"Grab him by the collar! Um...isn't this...developing a little too fast..."

I wonder what the other me is talking about with Xiao Yuan?

But I always feel that I can't go out and disturb them now.

Xier hid in the corner, covering her mouth with both hands to prevent herself from making any sound, and quietly revealed her deep blue eyes to carefully observe Xia Yuan and Hei Xi's every move.

"Miss Hei Xi, what did you call me just now?"

Seeing Hei Xi's reaction, Xia Yuan gradually felt more confident.

boom--

Xia Yuan pulled Hei Xi away from his collar, stretched out his hand towards the wall in front of him, and looked down at Hei Xi.

"The offense and defense have reversed?!"

No, Xier, what on earth are you thinking about in your little head...

Xier, who was hiding in the corner, opened her deep blue eyes wide in disbelief, then shook her head, patted her cheeks with both hands, and put aside the distracting thoughts in her mind.

But more ideas surfaced.

If things continue at this pace, the next step will be marriage?

Do you want to be your own bridesmaid?

Bride.....

What will the other me look like in a wedding dress? It must be beautiful...

But what if my other self and Xiao Yuan have a child...

What should I call myself?

No...no!

Xier couldn't handle so much information, little stars kept coming out of her eyes, and she fainted in a corner.

Chapter 39 Miss Hei Xi~

"Stinky...cough cough...Xiao Yuan, is this finally okay? Tell me quickly!"

Hei Xi stood on tiptoe and stared at Xia Yuan.

There was a flame in his eyes.

It seemed that if Xia Yuan didn't tell her how to make Seele care about him as much as she cared about Bronya, then he would never be able to leave here.

"Ahem...Xiao Yuan, is it Miss Hei Xi you called me? That's Xi'er. I was dragged by Miss Hei Xi by my clothes just now, and my shoulder seems to be a little uncomfortable..."

Xia Yuan rubbed his shoulders and hinted to Miss Hei Xi.

Said his shoulders were a little sore~

"you!"

never mind.....

As long as Xier can change her mind, everything will be worth it.

Hei Xi forced himself to suppress the anger in his heart, came behind Xia Yuan, and gently massaged his shoulders.

"Hmm~ a little to the left~, hm, a little to the right, yes, yes, right there~"

Feeling the force coming from the shoulder behind me.

Xia Yuan nodded in approval. After being bullied by Bronya and Dr. Einstein for so long, he finally found someone he could tease.

Thirty minutes later...

Hei Xi couldn't hold back the anger any longer and questioned Xia Yuan, "You big pig's hoof, it's been half an hour, tell me how to make Xi'er change her mind!"

But Xia Yuan remained indifferent and did not react at all.

Seeing this, Hei Xi seemed to have thought of something.

Since the hard approach doesn't work, I'll try the soft approach.

Hei Xi leaned over Xia Yuan's ear and said in a seductive tone: "As long as...Xiao Yuan, you tell me, this card is yours~"

Hei Xi stretched out his hand and waved it towards Xia Yuan.