Crash, the Paradise Typewriter is not designed for this kind of game

So, dear human, please stop being angry, okay, okay~ Ellie from the Fairyland promises you, Xiao Xiayuan, that next time, the typewriter will never malfunction again. "

The fairy Ai Li grabbed Xia Yuan's sleeve with her little hands and coaxed him.

"No! But speaking of this, Fairy Ellie, what is the function of my... Xia Yuan Ice Sculpture (Part 1) stigma?"

"Then you have asked the right fairy. You, a lovely human, don't have to fear the cold in winter. When others are wrapped in thick down jackets, you, Xia Yuan, can wear cool summer short sleeves and play happily in the snow. How about it? Isn't it exciting? Are you looking forward to the arrival of winter~"

After listening to the fairy Ai Li's words, Xia Yuan felt that when winter comes.

I will soon become the "strange adult" that the children in Tianqiong City talk about.

He will be arrested soon and sent to the Tianming headquarters.

He notified his boss Bronya to come and pick up the person, but was ruthlessly rejected by his boss.

"My subordinate, if you can't become an excellent game producer, then you will have to be the guinea pig in the laboratory~"

Becoming a test subject in a laboratory, you will not see next spring.

"Thank you, Fairy Ellie. By then, the snowflakes floating outside the window of the Destiny Laboratory will surely be very beautiful."

"Right, right, lovely human, a sky full of snow will surely be very pretty, how about we have a snowball fight and build a snowman together?"

Xia Yuan looked at the innocent and lovely fairy Ai Li on the desk and sighed deeply.

Fairy Ai Li saw Xia Yuan like this and asked quickly: "Dear human, why are you sighing all of a sudden? You can tell Fairy Ai Li about any troubles you have~

It is the duty of Fairy Elly to make cute humans live happily and fully every day."

So....

Xia Yuan recounted the story of how his boss Bronya persecuted him, exaggerating the details.

"Oh! This is really too much, too bullying."

Yes, that’s right, my boss Bronya is so bad!

Xia Yuan nodded in agreement.

"Well... dear human, wait here. I will go find your boss and vent my anger on your behalf. We will just quit this company!"

Fairy Ellie flew into the air.

At some point, a magic wand appeared in her hand, and she was ready to go find Bronya and seek justice for Xia Yuan.

"?!"

When the fairy Ai Li was about to fly out of the office, Xia Yuan hurriedly stopped her.

If the fairy Ellie were to pass by, I would really have to pack up and leave.

I just want the fairy Ellie to help me make a game...

"Dear fairy Elly, don't be impulsive. If you go over now, we will really have to sleep on the streets. Moreover, Bronya is the Ruler of Reason, and we are no match for her. Are you going to follow me and live a homeless life with three meals a day and no money?"

Hearing Xia Yuan's words, the fairy Ai Li stopped flapping her white wings.

Fairy Ellie is suspended in mid-air.

Looking at Xia Yuan in front of him, thinking about his future life with Xia Yuan, he gradually calmed down.

"Well... lovely human, what do you think we should do?"

"Of course, I want to become the best game producer and impress Bronya!"

Xia Yuan patted his chest, stretched his hand toward the ceiling of the office and said firmly.

It seemed to pass through the ceiling and point to the stars in the sky.

"Hmm... Becoming the best game producer? Making games, that's easy!"

Fairy Ai Li seemed to have thought of something, and said to Xia Yuan temptingly: "Xia Yuan, as long as you come with me to the paradise of the past and ask Wei Erwei for help, I believe that as the greatest magician, she will definitely have some good ideas."

Before Fairy Ai Li could finish her words, Xia Yuan interrupted her.

If he invites Wei Wei over, he might not be able to complete the game in the end, and he would become a participant in the other party's magic show instead.

【Welcome to watch Wei Erwei's classic magic show - Chainsaw a Living Person】

"No! I don't want to go to the paradise of the afterlife, and I don't want to ask Vivi to perform magic tricks!"

Xia Yuan quickly shook his head to refuse.

"Well, lovely human, this is worrying for Fairy Ellie. You don't want to go to the paradise, you don't want to find Wei Erwei, and you don't want to sleep on the streets. Why don't you, Xia Yuan, be a cleaner? Fairy Ellie will help you~"

"I don't want to be a cleaner anymore, lovely fairy Ellie, please think of other ways!"

Xia Yuan shook the fairy Ai Li back and forth.

"Mmmmm, the cute human is shaking Fairy Ellie. Fairy Ellie is about to faint."

Xia Yuan embarrassedly put the fairy Ai Li back on the table.

The light blue eyes turned into dizzy spirals, filled with little stars.

"Well, okay, you really can't do anything about cute humans, but Fairy Ai Li is so kind and gentle that I can't bear to refuse your request, Xiao Xia Yuan~"

ha--!

The fairy Ellie holding a magic wand stretched out the magic wand and waved it, and a typewriter appeared on one side of the table.

Xia Yuan looked at it curiously.

This is the magic typewriter of paradise that records everything about Honkai. It looks quite retro.

"Dear human, come and try this Paradise Magic Typewriter that I have restored. Enter what you want."

After his first experience with Kevin, Xia Yuan was skeptical and carefully entered what he wanted.

[Please, Paradise Magic Typewriter, help me make a game! ]

The office was silent at this time.

As the little blue robot fell into sleep, the music in the office had long since disappeared.

All that remained was the silence of Xia Yuan and the fairy Ai Li and the slacking of the Paradise Magic Typewriter.

Chapter 5 Who is the most beautiful girl?

In the silent atmosphere of the office, Xia Yuan spoke...

"Fairy Ellie, I typed something, but the typewriter didn't respond. Is it broken again?"

"Well, how is that possible? I clearly fixed it! You have to trust Fairy Ellie's repair skills."

But then, Fairy Ellie walked to the typewriter with some guilt and uncertainty.

"Well, Xiao Xia Yuan, you must have missed pressing a button. Let the professional fairy Ai Li take a look!"

"Then let the professional fairy Ai Li teach you, Xiao Xia Yuan, how to use this magical paradise typewriter~"

Fairy Ellie coughed lightly a few times and input what she wanted to know.

"Typewriter, typewriter, tell me who is the most beautiful, the cutest, the most beautiful, the most considerate girl in the world~~"

Fairy Ellie pressed a red button on the typewriter.

[The typewriter did not respond]

Fairy Ellie pressed a yellow button on the typewriter again.

[The typewriter still does not respond]

Fairy Ellie looked at the typewriter with a look as if she was looking at scrap metal. She held the magic wand tightly in her two little hands and hit the last green button on the typewriter hard.

[The typewriter sensed danger and started to work instinctively]

Kakaka————

The letter buttons on the typewriter moved automatically, and a piece of paper gradually appeared from above the typewriter.

After seeing the typewriter working, Fairy Ai Li turned to look at Xia Yuan and gave a sweet smile.

"Dear human, look, the typewriter is now running. It must be you, Xia Yuan, who pressed the wrong button just now."

Looking at the sweet smile of the fairy Ellie when she turned around, and the magic wand in her hand that seemed to have great physical lethality,

Xia Yuan nodded very honestly and said, "Yes, that must be the case, that's right!"

"The typewriter has the characteristics of never lying and recording objectively. And because it has traveled with you, a lovely human, it has recorded everything that happened in the collapsed world, and can allow you, a lovely human, to experience it again, and even has the function of changing history~"

"So, this is why you, Fairy Ellie, threw me to the moon and froze me into an ice sculpture?"

Xia Yuan spread his hands and said innocently.

Watching the typewriter running automatically, Xia Yuan looked curiously at the black characters gradually emerging on the typewriter.

"Well, dear human, don't keep dwelling on that matter. I've already said that it was just a small accident. Boys shouldn't be so petty!"

But at this moment, Xia Yuan's attention was all on the characters appearing on the paper, and he read out the typed words one by one.

"It can't be Fairy Ellie...?!"

After a while, a piece of printed paper slid out of the typewriter smoothly.

Xia Yuan took it in his hand, and there was an additional sentence on the paper.

[Because she is an armed puppet.....]

Xia Yuan felt that what it said made sense.

As expected of a typewriter that objectively records facts, even the fairy administrator, Ellie, is no exception and does not succumb to the other party's physical repairs.

Xia Yuan suddenly felt that the atmosphere in the office became quieter, and even an invisible chill arose.

"Why can I, who have the stigmata, still feel a deep chill around me?"

No... Is this murderous intent condensed into a physical form?!"

The source of the murderous intent emanated from Xia Yuan's shoulder and spread to every corner of the office.

The fairy Ai Li couldn't sit still anymore, so she left Xia Yuan's shoulder and floated in the air.

"Well, Fairy Ellie is so mad, you broken typewriter! I'm going to tear you apart and rebuild you!"

There was an astonishing murderous intent in the fairy Ellie's eyes, and she was holding the magic wand tightly in her hands, ready to try.

Xia Yuan hugged the fairy Ai Li with both hands in time.

What should I do with my game if this is broken by little Ailie?

"Dear human, don't stop me, I'm going to tear it down!"

"My little Ellie, calm down, calm down. If you want to smash it, you can wait until I become the best game producer in the company. You can smash it however you want by then. Even if you turn it into scrap metal and throw it into the recycling bin, it doesn't matter. But now, we need it!"

"Well, well, for the sake of you, a lovely human, let it live a little longer. It's really too much to say that Fairy Ellie is not the most beautiful, lovely, and most considerate girl in the world!"

"Yes, that's right! Ellie is of course the most considerate girl in the world."

Hearing Xia Yuan's words, the fairy Ai Li smiled happily.

"I know~~ In your heart, Xia Yuan, Ai Li will always be the most beautiful girl."

Under Xia Yuan's sweet talk, the fairy Ai Li finally gave up the idea of ​​dismantling the typewriter temporarily.

Xia Yuan also breathed a sigh of relief and entered the content he wanted to know into the typewriter again.

This time, the typewriter was no longer unresponsive and started running automatically.

But Xia Yuan suddenly found that the paper produced by the typewriter was blank, and couldn't help asking: "My dear fairy Ellie, why is the content of the typewriter blank?"

"Well, maybe it's because the last time we teleported to the former moon, the typewriter ran out of energy and didn't refill it in time."

Energy, replenishment?

Xia Yuan looked at the little blue robot on the table, as if he had thought of something, and fumbled with the typewriter back and forth.

"Um, lovely human, what are you doing?"

"I'm looking for its charging port."

"The source of the typewriter's energy is, of course, provided by the administrator, the intelligent and beautiful fairy Elly!"

Just as Fairy Ai Li was feeling smug and waiting for Xia Yuan's praise,

Xia Yuan suddenly put a data cable into the fairy Ai Li's open mouth.