Crash, the Paradise Typewriter is not designed for this kind of game

Mmmmm--Mmmmm--

When Xia Yuan held the Houm mask with both hands and adjusted his vision angle to see the things in front of him clearly, he found himself lying in Bronya's arms.

Xia Yuan quickly stood up and shook his head at Bronya.

He said that he really didn't mean it and it was all his butt's fault.

"Mr. Hoom, are you all right?"

Bronya stood up from the ground and asked Xia Yuan with concern.

"Oh~ That's right, I am now an emotionless Homunculus, not a subordinate who is persecuted by Bronya."

Thinking of this, Xia Yuan regained his sanity from his panic.

"Oh, my King Hom, I am saved at last, praise you, fair lady!

Save my butt from this horrible barrel purgatory, I wonder if I would be lucky enough to learn your name~"

Mumu——

Xia Yuan used the Houmu etiquette, which he didn't even know, and bowed respectfully to Bronya.

Expressing my gratitude.

"Hoo, Mr. Hoom, my name is Bronya!"

Bronya's eyes sparkled.

She had a dream since she was a child, that she wanted a talking Homunculus friend.

Now that I have grown up, my childhood dream has finally come true.

Maybe it's excitement...

Or maybe it was out of excitement and nervousness.

At this moment, Bronya seemed to have found her lost childhood.

She is no longer the rational game producer in the workplace, nor the mercenary of the past, nor the hero who once saved Honkai. She is just an ordinary girl who wants to have an imaginary friend.

"Oh, you are such a kind person, Ms. Bronya. Thank you for your help. If there is anything I can do for you, please let me know. Mr. Houmu will repay you for your kindness~"

Mumu——

"Hum, Mr. Hom, you don't have to do this. It is Bronya's unshirkable responsibility to help Hom who needs help! Well, Bronya has a small request. Mr. Hom, can you please come with me? I can show you the scenery of Sky City."

Bronya sensed a unique floral scent on Mr. Hoom.

Smells very pleasant.

But I always feel like I have smelled it somewhere before. Is it my illusion?

"Oh, of course. It's my honor to have a beautiful lady like you as my guide. After all, I just came from the distant Kingdom of Houmu, and I can take this opportunity to experience the local customs~"

"That's great, Mr. Hom. Please follow me."

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Bronya took Xia Yuan's hand and walked out of the alley.

She wants to take Mr. Hom to visit Sky City~

At this time, Hei Xi was constantly trying to persuade Xier not to go to the hospital.

at this time.

Xier seemed to have seen something and tugged at the corner of Heixi's clothes.

"Hey, another me, look... Sister Bronya is followed by a big Homo, and this is the first time I've seen Sister Bronya smile so happily."

Hei Xi was stunned for a moment.

I didn't expect that Bronya would actually believe this seemingly not-so-intelligent Homunculus.

The bad guy's plan actually succeeded? !

"Xi'er, let me introduce you to Mr. Houmu, whom I just met."

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Xia Yuan wore a Houmu suit and greeted Xier to express his greetings~

"Hello, Mr. Houmu, I'm Xi'er, nice to meet you."

"Oh~ Miss Xier, when I first saw you, I knew you must be a very gentle person, with a pure heart, just like an angel. No, I must give you a big hug to express my sincere feelings for you."

Mumu——

Xia Yuan opened his arms and hugged Xier tightly.

"Hey, Mr. Hoom, you're too kind. Xier... Actually, I'm not as good as you say."

Xier patted Mr. Houm's back somewhat helplessly, but it seemed that she accidentally touched the label that Xia Yuan had not yet torn off.

But Miss Heixi on the side was unhappy.

He exuded a strong sense of jealousy.

"You damn bad guy, how long are you going to hold Xier? I've never been hugged like this by Xier before!"

Fortunately, Miss Heixi still retained a little rationality. She suppressed her dissatisfaction and did not expose Xia Yuan.

"You little jealous bastard, you look jealous again. It's okay, it's your turn now~"

Seeing Miss Heixi beside him who seemed to want to eat him, Xia Yuan seemed to have the idea of ​​playing a trick on her.

After hugging Xier, he came to Heixi silently.

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"Oh~ You look similar to Miss Xi'er, although the hair color is different, but I think you must be Miss Xi'er's sister~"

"I'm Xi'er's sister!"

Damn bad guy, called a lady by Bronya...

She is called a beautiful lady in Xi'er's place...but she is just a younger sister in my place?!

After hearing this, Hei Xi was like a little wild cat with its fur standing on end, and kept emphasizing her identity.

Xia Yuan didn't say anything, but opened his arms.

Signal Miss Hei Xi to come closer~

But Hei Xi snorted and turned his head away, leaving Xia Yuan there.

"My other self, Mr. Hoom, is greeting you. It looks like he wants to give you a big hug. Don't keep Mr. Hoom waiting for too long~"

"do not want!"

Hug this damn bad guy?

She doesn't want it!

"You little jealous girl, if you say you don't want it, then you don't want it. Do you still take Mr. Houmu, the emotionless one, seriously? Don't I, Mr. Houmu, have any dignity?"

Mumu——

Xia Yuan took the initiative to give Hei Xi a big hug and held him in his arms.

"Ms. Hei Xi, it looks like our plan is going well~"

Xia Yuan spoke to Hei Xi in a whisper that only the two of them could hear.

Although Hei Xi really wanted to beat this bad guy up right now.

But considering that once Xia Yuan is exposed, Bronya and Seele will discover the secret between him and the bad guy at the same time.

"Shun Shun bad guy, you stupid fool! Have you hugged me enough? Let me go!"

Hei Xi suppressed the anger in his heart and spoke in a low voice.

“Don’t~~

I suddenly realized that Miss Hei Xi, you don’t smell like vinegar, but fragrant. I wonder what brand of shower gel you use, Miss Hei Xi, I want to buy a bottle too~"

Chapter 51 (Updated)

"you!"

Hei Xi was irritated by Xia Yuan and replied with gritted teeth:

"Bad guy, if you don't get off me, I'm going to tie you up and take a bath in your blood!"

"Oh my God, that's terrible, please don't do that, Miss Hei Xi, I'll get up right away~"

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[Mr. Hoom] left very honestly.

Miss Hei Xi and I stared at each other with our eyes wide open.

Bronya was looking at Hei Xi with envy. She also wanted to have a big hug with Mr. Hoom, but she didn't know how to bring it up to Mr. Hoom.

Xier always felt that this "Mr. Houm" was familiar.

I seem to have seen it somewhere, but I just can't remember where.

Oh, right......

Mr. Houm appeared so suddenly that he almost forgot that Xiao Yuan was still in the hospital.

"Sister Bronya, I want to go to the hospital with my other self to visit Xiao Yuan first. I'm sorry, Mr. Houmu, you can follow Sister Bronya to visit the Sky City."

Xier said to Mr. Houm apologetically.

"Ah~... As expected of the little angel Xier, she still wants to visit me in the hospital."

Wearing the Houm suit, Xia Yuan felt as if his whole body was healed and became warm.

"Xi'er, why don't you go have afternoon tea with me and Mr. Houmu first? But considering that a stupid subordinate might wake up hungry in the hospital, I will bring him a small cake later to send him off~"

[Mr. Hoom] looked at Bronya with his big round eyes.

Xia Yuan really didn't expect that after meeting Houmu, although Bronya's tone was not very good, she still thought of him.

There is a little more comfort in my heart~

"Ahem...Oh~ I guess the Mr. Xia Yuan you mentioned, Ms. Seele and Ms. Bronya, must be a very gentleman, a person with substance and a good sense of humor. I really want to meet him if I have the chance."

Hei Xi looked at Xia Yuan with disdain.

She had never seen anyone more shameless than the bad guy in front of her.

"Humph, bad guy, your face is thicker than the city wall."

Hearing what Mr. Houmu said, Xier asked in confusion: "Mr. Houmu, how did you know Xiao Yuan's full name? Sister Bronya and I shouldn't have mentioned it just now, right?"

Xia Yuan thought to himself that this was not good.

I didn't expect Xier to be so meticulous. I also blamed myself for being careless and accidentally letting the secret slip.

"Oh~ Miss Xier, your sister just told me quietly."

Mumu——

Xia Yuan stretched out his oval little hand and pointed at Hei Xi, the girl beside him.

"Hey, another me, is this it?"

Hei Xi looked at Xi'er's confirming gaze towards him...

Damn bad guy, he pushed the problem to me again!

Humph, after being pissed off by you bad guy so many times, it’s finally my turn to avenge myself.

"Yes, yes, yes, I did mention Xiao Yuan to this seemingly not-so-smart Mr. Hom~

I think Xiao Yuan will not be able to see the sun in the sky tomorrow. After all, it will rain tomorrow and it is not suitable to go out. Am I right, Mr. Houmu?"

Of course Xia Yuan could hear the hidden meaning in Miss Hei Xi's words.

If you lie in a coffin, you will naturally not see tomorrow's sun.

The fatal threat from Miss Hei Xi~