Crash, the Paradise Typewriter is not designed for this kind of game

"Shh-"

"Keep your voice down, Ai-chan is coming over, Xiao Xia Yuan, please lower your head quickly."

Ai-chan was holding the Ai-chan hammer in her hand, walking aggressively on the path of the manor.

"You two damn cabbage thieves, Ai-chan has spotted you, hurry up and come out, or don't blame Ai-chan for being merciless with the hammer in her hand!"

Ai-chan shouted loudly into the fields.

But the cabbages in the field did not respond.

Xia Yuan noticed that Aijiang's eyes were not paying attention to him and the fairy Ai Li.

Seeing that her plan had failed, Ai-chan angrily took the Ai-chan Hammer on her shoulder.

"It's fine that there are groups of Honkai beasts coming to steal cabbages, but now there are two more thieves coming to the manor to steal cabbages. Our plan to sell cabbages in the city this year will be ruined again!

If the cabbage harvest is not good, we can’t sell it in the city. If we can’t sell it in the city, we can’t get gold coins. Without gold coins, Ai-chan can’t buy beautiful new clothes in the city. Ugh…I’m so angry!”

Ai-chan walked angrily along the path in the middle of the countryside.

He was completely unaware of the rope trap hidden in the ground ahead.

"Xiao Xiayuan, Ai-chan is coming here, right now, pull the rope!"

When Xia Yuan saw Ai-chan stepping on the rope, he pulled the rope straight with force.

"Hey? Why is the ground suddenly getting closer to me?"

Ai-chan was tripped by the rope and hadn't reacted to what was happening before she stumbled and fell onto the path.

"Well....."

Fairy Ellie would certainly not miss such a good opportunity.

"Look, Ai-chan, cabbage attack, cabbage attack, continuous cabbage throwing! Dear human, now is not the time to be in a daze, quickly use the cabbage around you to subdue Ai-chan."

Before she finished her words, the fairy Ai Li handed the cabbage in her hand to Xia Yuan.

Xia Yuan looked at the cabbage in his hand...

I didn't expect Ai-chan to fall into such a simple trap. Maybe I overestimated Ai-chan...

A large amount of cabbage was thrown at Aijiang, and soon Aijiang was swallowed up by the mountain of cabbage.

Xia Yuan was just about to go forward to check the situation.

Suddenly a hand stretched out from the pile of cabbages.

"Wow, stop throwing cabbages at Ai-chan. Ai-chan surrenders. Ai-chan surrenders. All the cabbages in the garden are yours."

Ai-chan was waving a small white flag in her hand.

[Hidden Mission: Defeat Ai-chan Completed]

[Achievement: Brave for the First Time]

[With the help of the intelligent fairy Ai Li, the cute human successfully used his wisdom to cleverly defeat Ai-chan, the owner of the cabbage farm. Now that Ai-chan has lost her ability to resist, will the cute human accept Ai-chan's surrender? ]

【Gladly rejected】

【Decisive Rejection】

“Is there any difference between these two rejections?”

[Of course there is a difference, my dear human, a cheerful refusal means that we are not very angry right now, while a decisive refusal means that we are very angry right now! ]

"It happened suddenly just now, and I didn't have time to ask, Fairy Ellie, what is this hint in front of me?"

"Dear human, what about this prompt dialog box?

Of course, it is to help you, Xiao Xiayuan, to clear the game better. During the exploration, it will provide some special options. How about it, isn’t it very interesting~"

Fairy Ai Li floated beside Xia Yuan and explained patiently.

"Um....can I turn it off?"

"No! This is love... I worked so hard to create this lovely fairy, how can I turn it off! But now it seems that you seem to be having trouble making a choice, Xiao Xia Yuan. It doesn't matter, the lovely fairy loves to help others the most~"

[Selected: Decisive Rejection]

"Xia Yuan, you have to act really angry later~"

"Well, Ai-chan has already given all the cabbages in the manor to you two, so please forgive Ai-chan this time, okay? Ai-chan will never dare to do it again, wuwuwu."

Aijiang, who was fished out of the cabbage pile by Xia Yuan, held her hands above her head and did not dare to look up at Xia Yuan and the fairy Aili.

"Xiao Ai-chan, cabbage alone can't heal the wounds in our hearts. You were chasing us around the manor with a sledgehammer just now, and you almost exhausted us."

Ai-chan secretly glanced at the fairy Ai Li flying in the air and Xia Yuan who was pretending to be angry.

My heart sank.

He took out a small pile of sparkling blue crystals from his pocket with great reluctance.

Chapter 8 Don’t be fooled by the fairy Ellie

"Well, two bosses~

This is the crystal that Ai-chan has treasured for many years. Let’s just pretend that nothing happened just now, okay?”

Xia Yuan picked up the crystal presented by Ai Jiang and looked at it carefully.

【60 crystals】

[A small part of the crystals that Ai-chan secretly hid on her body. If you pick them up, you might find more~]

"Ahem... Ai-chan, do you really only have this many crystals?"

Xia Yuan asked back, pretending to be very angry.

"There really aren't any more!"

Ai-chan quickly stood up and swore to the heavens, "If I have any more crystals on me, I won't be able to buy new clothes for a month!"

"Is that really the case?"

Seeing Xia Yuan getting closer and closer to her, Aijiang realized that something was wrong. Just as she was about to escape, she was blocked by the fairy Aili behind her.

"Xiao Ai-chan, don't run away~"

"You, you guys, don't come over here!"

In Ai-chan's slightly desperate gaze, the two men's devilish eyes were like they were staring at a fat little lamb.

Xia Yuan shook Ai-chan, and a pile of crystals fell out of Ai-chan's magic pocket.

"Wow, that's a lot."

There was a sparkling light in the fairy Ellie's eyes.

"If little Padu was here and saw so many crystals, she would definitely jump up with excitement. I wonder if little Padu received the letter I wrote~"

The thrifty fairy Ai Li collected all the crystals dropped from Ai-chan.

[Obtained: 999 crystals]

"I was wondering why the compensation was only 60 crystals each time. It turns out that you secretly put it into your own pocket, Ai-chan."

Xia Yuan thought as he looked at the large frame full of crystals he had collected.

"Oh...my crystals...are all...gone, there is really not a single one left..."

Xia Yuan put Aijiang down.

At this moment, even the ruby ​​pupils of Ai-chan had lost their former luster, and she looked as if she had lost all desire to live.

"Hey, Ai-chan, don't cry. Although we don't have the blue crystal, the lovely fairy has pink crystals that are more beautiful and sparkling than the blue crystals~"

Fairy Ai Li took out a crystal that was glowing with pink light and presented it to Ai-chan.

When she saw the pink crystal, Ai-chan's pupils seemed to regain their former luster, and she wanted to reach out and touch the extremely shining pink crystal in the fairy Ai Li's hand.

After watching Ai-chan hugging the pink crystal, the fairy Ai-li said in a tempting tone: "As long as you are obedient, there will be a bigger and more shining pink crystal waiting for you, little Ai-chan~"

"Boss! From now on, you are Ai-chan's boss! If you tell Ai-chan to go west, she will never go east! Whether it means climbing a mountain of swords or diving into a sea of ​​fire, Ai-chan will do her duty!"

Ai-chan said excitedly when she heard that the fairy Ai Li had a bigger pink crystal than this.

Xia Yuan looked at Ai-chan, who was following the orders of the fairy Ai Li, with a slightly sympathetic look.

"Silly Ai-chan, pink crystals are not as valuable as blue crystals. Ai-chan, don't be fooled by the sweet words of the fairy Ai-chan."

Of course, this is what Xia Yuan really thinks.

[The former Cabbage Manor Farmer Aijiang has joined the team]

"How about it, lovely human, Fairy Ellie, didn't she perform well? Of course, if someone praises me at this time, Fairy Ellie will be even happier~"

"A certain fairy is so skilled, I wonder how many girls' hearts she has deceived~"

Xia Yuan pretended to be joking.

"Um... I don't have that~ Oh, I understand!"

Suddenly, Fairy Ai Li seemed to have suddenly realized something. She winked at Xia Yuan mischievously and said, "Xia Yuan, are you jealous? I didn't expect that a cute boy would be such a jealous person."

"I'm not a jealous person!"

Xia Yuan turned around and didn't look at the fairy Ai Li.

"Ah, Xiao Xiayuan is shy~ As a considerate and cute fairy, if Xiao Xiayuan begs me, I can teach you my love strategy~"

"No." Xia Yuan decisively rejected the fairy Ai Li.

"Oh, little Xia Yuan is so heartless. Fairy Ai Li is so sad~"

At this time, Ai-chan was happily running towards the two of them, holding a large piece of pink crystal in her arms.

"It's Xiao Ai-chan who's here~ Then let me formally introduce you. The one next to me is the jealous Xia Yuan~ And I am the cute fairy Ai Li who fell from the Fairyland to the Cabbage Manor, and I am also Xia Yuan's guardian fairy~"

"Hello, bosses~ I'm a farmer from the Cabbage Manor, just call me Ai-chan."

At this moment, Xia Yuan felt the ground beneath his feet suddenly shaking.

Even the fairy Ellie, who was near the mid-air, fell from the sky due to the shock. Fortunately, Xia Yuan reacted in time and grabbed the halo above the fairy Ellie's head in time.

"Is this an earthquake?"

Ai-chan suddenly remembered something.

"Oh, it's bad. This is terrible. It must be the shock wave generated by your fall. It accidentally knocked down the three most important points in the Cabbage Manor, the scarecrows used to prevent the giant Honkai beast from waking up."

[Main quest has been triggered: Assist Ai-chan to repair the seal]

Fairy Ai Li tugged at Xia Yuan's sleeve somewhat embarrassedly.

"Xiao Xia Yuan, can we help Ai-chan~"

"Hmm... But I don't have any weapons. Can an ordinary person like me really defeat a Honkai beast?"

"It's okay, Xiao Xia Yuan. There are cute fairies accompanying you, so there's nothing to be afraid of. Besides, if we can't win, we can always use the typewriter to read the game and start over."

After saying that, the fairy Ellie took out the Paradise Magic Typewriter.

[Game records have been saved]

"Weapons?" Ai-chan next to her seemed to have thought of something.

"Boss, this is easy. Take a look at my specially customized Ai-chan hammer and see if it works."

【Love Hammer】

[A specially customized big sword. Although it is just a big sword, it is made into a Q version of Ai-chan and weighs 80kg]

Aijiang handed the Aijiang hammer to Xia Yuan.

Xia Yuan was just about to take it, but the sudden reminder made Xia Yuan silently retract his hand that was reaching for Aijiang's hammer.

"Ahem...um...does Ai-chan have any lighter weapons?"

"A lighter weapon, well... let Ai-chan look for it carefully."

After Ai-chan took out a mountain of miscellaneous items from her magical pocket, she finally found the weapon that the boss she had just met wanted.

At this moment, a book was accidentally thrown by Aijiang at Xia Yuan's feet.