Crash, the Paradise Typewriter is not designed for this kind of game

"Well...Okay, according to the contract, the two shares we harvested will be given to you, Brother Xia Yuan. These are the 260 shiny silver coins earned from the photo just now."

Padufils took out a small cloth bag from her waist, which was filled with a lot of shiny silver coins, and handed it to Xia Yuan.

"Is this your sincerity, Padu?"

"Well... okay, half, half will do at least!"

Xia Yuan just shouted loudly in the distance with an expressionless face: "Ms. Wei Erwei, please bring a few more torture instruments!"

"Um... Stop, stop shouting. I'll give all the shiny silver coins I got to you, Brother Xia Yuan. Is that okay now?"

Padufils handed all the cloth bags around her waist to Xia Yuan with a broken heart.

"Well, we were comrades who fought side by side before. What's more... I already gave my first kiss to you, Brother Xia Yuan..."

Padufils put her hands behind her back and muttered quietly.

"Pado, what were you talking about?"

"Nothing...Nothing, can you let me go now? I already know I was wrong~ Okay, Brother Xia Yuan?"

Paduafilis said coquettishly.

But Paddo kept glancing at the kitchen door from time to time, fearing that Sister Vivi might come back with a chainsaw at any time.

"Eat these two fried eggs, Padu, you can leave~"

Xia Yuan placed two fried eggs in the pan in front of Padofilice and said.

Looking at the omelette with lots of salt on it, which looked like a dark dish, Padufils' body trembled a little. If she ate this, she would definitely... die on the spot!!!

"Well, Brother Xia Yuan, can you not eat it~"

"Pado, what do you think?"

Looking at the smile on Xia Yuan's face and the questioning tone in his voice.

Padufils realized that the other party seemed very angry now, and she put an fried egg into her mouth with trembling hands. The strong salty taste made Padufils doubt her life for a moment, as if she had come to a nightmare hell.

Padufils drank five glasses of water before the strong smell was relieved.

"Come on, Padu, there is one last one~"

Padufils had already started to back down in her heart. If she did it out of guilt just now, now she was considering her own life.

"Brother Xia Yuan, something's wrong. Sister Snake is standing behind you!"

Padufils pointed behind Xia Yuan and pretended to be shocked, preparing to take advantage of this gap to escape from the other party, but Xia Yuan was not moved at all.

If Mobius was right behind me...

Chapter 112 Two Equal Parts of Padovalys

If Mebius was behind me...

He could naturally feel the instinctive trembling of being stared at by a snake, but at the moment he did not feel the trembling from being stared at by a snake. It was obvious that Pado was lying.

When Padufils tried to escape...

Analyzing the things that the two could catch recently, Xia Yuan had already grabbed the long and thin tail that was dangling behind Padufils, which was the result of her becoming a fusion warrior.

"Brother Xia Yuan, please let go of my tail. If you eat it again, I will really die!"

Padufils tried to break free in panic.

"No, Padu, don't waste food. Promise me to finish this portion. I'll let you go after you finish it. This is your punishment."

"Brother Xia Yuan, you are a devil, woo woo, please forgive me this time, I already know I am wrong, okay? If this continues, Sister Wei Erwei will soon come back with the chainsaw for magic shows. Brother Xia Yuan, can you bear to see little Padu cut into two equal parts?"

Paduafilis acted coquettishly towards Xia Yuan.

Buzz——buzz——buzz

Paddo had good hearing. She could hear Vivi's footsteps and the roar of the chainsaw pulling the chain from not far away in the kitchen.

"Clang clang clang, I heard that a kitten suddenly broke in here and saw something it shouldn't have seen, so we have to saw it into two equal parts..."

[Magician] Wei Wei did not take the usual path~

Instead, he crawled out from under the floor holding a chainsaw, revealing his upper body, with a weird smile on his face, trying to scare Padua as if it were a prank.

"Woo woo woo...Brother Xia Yuan, did you see that? Sister Wei Erwei is serious and is really going to saw me off. Please quickly let go of my tail. From now on, any treasure chests we pick up will be shared with you half, Brother Xia Yuan, okay!"

"Ah~ I seem to have gained weight recently, and I'm stuck under the floor. Dear Mr. Xia Yuan, please help me~"

Xia Yuan looked at Wei Erwei, who seemed a little excited at this moment and whose tone was obviously different from before, and asked:

"Wait.....you are Miss Magician?"

"Hi, hi~ Of course, Mr. Xia Yuan, did you miss me a lot? Are you surprised and surprised?

How can such an interesting magic show be complete without a magician like me? My dearest magic assistant, please keep your current position and don’t move. Just hold onto Padu’s tail and don’t let go. I’m going to start sawing it. But don’t worry, I’ll help you glue the tail back on later~”

【Magic Show·Tail Trick】

"Woo woo woo, we must not let our tails be sawed off, someone come and save Paddo!"

Padufils, who didn't want to have her tail sawed off, burst out with amazing strength at this moment, broke free from Xia Yuan's restraints, and circled around Xia Yuan, turning back and forth in the kitchen with Wei Wei, who was holding a chainsaw and looking a little excited...

"Pado, you're too good at thinking around it. Why don't you just stand there and let me saw you once?"

Weiwei was panting and leaning against the wall to rest, seemingly exhausted from the intense exercise.

"Absolutely not!"

Padufils hid behind Xia Yuan, resting her little head on his shoulder, and made a prohibiting gesture to Weiwei.

"However, Miss Magician, please forgive Padu this time. Perhaps she has already deeply realized her mistake."

"Right, right, right! Sister Wei Erwei, please forgive me. I already know I was wrong. I will never take secret photos again. When I go to someone's house, I will go through the front door openly and I will never climb in through the window again!"

Padua Felice kept shaking her head in agreement.

"No! Since the magic show has already begun, it must end. It hasn't even reached its climax yet. How can a magician escape from the battle? Little Padu, just let me saw you!"

"Well, Brother Xia Yuan, please save Padu, and quickly persuade Sister Wei Erwei to stop, ┭┮﹏┭┮"

Seeing Padofelice and [Magician] Velvet circling around him again, the two of them were moving at such a high speed that it seemed like they would not stop in the short term...

Suddenly, Xia Yuan thought of a solution~

Should I use the huge negative emotions in Miss [Evil]'s subconscious mind? If I only use a very small part of the negative emotions and use it on Miss [Magician], maybe Miss [Magician] will calm down a little.

Just try it~

Xia Yuan slowly closed his eyes, feeling the bottomless ocean of negative emotions coming from Miss Evil in his subconscious.

At this time, [Extremely Evil] Velvet was pointing fingers at other residents in the [Golden Courtyard].

She mocked almost every Yingjie, venting the little emotions that had accumulated in her heart for many years, and even did not let little Grayxiu go, fully displaying the arrogant nature of [Extreme Evil].

The greatest genius inventor in history: Kevin, Kevin, stop thinking about your broken instant noodles all day long. Don't you get tired of eating them? Look at what you look like now. Where is the leadership style you once had?

Noodle Master: ...Would you like a cup of noodles?

Cute Fairy: Poof~

The greatest genius inventor in history: What are you laughing at? And you, Alysia, how can I say hello to you? You, the pink fairy lady who is sleeping in the depths of the paradise of the past, are like a princess in a dream, waiting for your prince charming to wake you up from your sleep. Wake up, stop dreaming, your prince has already run away with me~

Fairy Ellie held the magic wand tightly in her little hands.

This bad guy who changed his name without his permission is so abominable... Fairy Ellie wanted to move it out of the [Golden Courtyard], but found that there was no relevant removal function.

Cute Fairy: Even if I were told that, I would cry~

[Extremely Evil] Velvi curled her lips while sitting on the gear throne. What does it have to do with her if Alicia cries?

Anyway, Xia is not here~

I'll use my authority to delete the records later. As long as there is no evidence, no one will know that I did it.

The greatest genius inventor in history: And you, Aponia, you lock yourself in a cage all day long. Do you want to be a bird in a cage voluntarily? I hate people like you who have freedom but restrain themselves the most!

Peace of mind: I may not understand your past, but you seem to need my help. Can you please calm down and tell me your story patiently? I will be a listener and witness.

The greatest genius inventor in history: Don’t use [Commandments] to influence me. I will not be influenced by just [Commandments].

Chapter 113 Hiss~Hiss~

Huge negative emotions also represent a symbol of the spirit, just like a drop of water falling into the sea without causing any waves.

Aponia closed her eyes, feeling everything about the other's fate.

When she opened her eyes again, Aponya felt an indescribable sense of relief in her heart. This was the first time that her [Discipline] had no effect on others. It was really great...

The greatest genius inventor in history: And you, Eden, don’t just drink all day long. What kind of performance artist are you? If you continue like this, sooner or later you will lose yourself and become like Kevin who only knows how to slurp noodles now.

Rich and Generous Big Sister: Thank you for your advice, my friend.

"Huh, who is your friend?"

[Extremely Evil] Weiwei pouted.

The greatest genius inventor in history: And you, Qianjie, all you do all day is smash things. Don’t you know that every building represents the architect’s hard work? If I had my hands free, I would have gone over and beat you up to let you know the anger of an architect.

Chief Chef of the Golden Courtyard: If you can do it, come and try! As long as you are not afraid of being burned to ashes, hahahahahaha...

Person enjoying the cool under the coconut tree: You are not a outsider. Perhaps we have treated you badly in the past. If this can help you vent your dissatisfaction, I will not interfere.

The greatest genius inventor in history: Tsk, Su, it’s not your turn to speak yet, forget it... I’ll give you a coconut, go wherever it’s cool.

[Extremely Evil] Weiwei gave Su a coconut and sent him away.

Person enjoying the shade under the coconut tree: Thank you very much.

The greatest genius inventor in history: Next, Ying, if I tell you that I can bring your sister back to you, will you let me touch the fox ears on your head? Hmm... this price seems too small, how about this, as long as I help you find your sister, Ying, your body and mind belong to me completely?

Miss [Extremely Evil] asked jokingly.

Just because she can't do it doesn't mean that Xia can't do it.

Due to the intertwining of memories, [Extremely Evil] Wei Erwei can see some fragmentary memories of Xia Yuan, among which there are fragments of his past that he traveled to through the Paradise Magic Typewriter.

All we need to do is let Xia Yuan reach the time point when Ying's sister became the [Hersher of Corrosion] and bring her back to the paradise of the past life from that time point.

Sakura's pupils trembled...

She seemed to see the fire-chasing moth that day, the petite figure gradually moving away from her among the ruins.

"bell......"

Although Ying doesn't think that the other party can find Ling, but...

The fox-eared girl whimpers: If you can really bring Ling back to your side, I am willing to serve you.

"Qiang Qiang Qiang~"

Very good, she tricked a pretty powerful little follower into doing this, and she is one step closer to ruling the world. [Extremely Evil] Velvet laughed happily while sitting on the gear throne she built.

The greatest genius inventor in history: Hmm... Let me see who's next. Oh, it's the silent Kosmo. How come you're still like a child who hasn't grown up? How can you still be eager to transform? How childish and ridiculous! Why don't you add your boring transformation posture before entering [Artificial Collapse]? Anyway, no one can recognize you after you transform.

When Kosmo heard what [Extremely Evil] Weili said, his eyes suddenly lit up. He had never been able to grasp the key points of the movements taught by Mr. Xia Yuan until Miss [Extremely Evil] reminded him.

The boy who longs to transform: ...Thank you.

[Extremely Evil] Wei Wei covered her forehead. What was wrong with this kid? Why did he thank me? I was obviously mocking him. Forget it... It's too late. Who's next?

The greatest genius inventor in history: Mobius, Mobius, no matter what we compete in, I am better than you, and I will always be ahead of you, do you understand?

Little white mouse acquisition laboratory: hiss~hiss~

24-hour assistant: Sorry, Dr. Mobius has just left the laboratory. The one speaking now should be the automatic reply robot set up by Dr. Mobius.

The greatest genius inventor in history: Okay, next one, um... Little Grayshue, what can I say about you? Don't fantasize about growing up. The adult world is full of intrigues. What's wrong with keeping the innocence of a child? At least you have a bunch of uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters to rely on~

The little painter who still longs to grow up: Gretchen's will will not waver!

The greatest genius inventor in history: The next one is Fu Hua, who is obsessed with practicing all day long. I recommend that Fu Hua, you should sign up for an interest training class or something like that. Don’t stay in the cave and never come out. For example, you can take a music training class. Here, I’ll give you a lyrics.

[Big fat bird....little fat bird...la la la~]

Afu with black silk stockings who is addicted to spiritual practice: Sorry... I really don’t know how to sing lyrics like this.

[Extremely Evil] Weiwei laughed so hard that she fell backwards. It really is fun to bully honest people.