Traveling through time? You can reach another world as soon as you leave your house

My uncle, who was as emotionally dull as a stone, struggled to get up.

At the same time, he was still mumbling to himself with a look of despair, saying that he didn't know why he had to be beaten up like this? He clearly thought he had done nothing wrong.

So, of course.

My aunt, who had finally found me after going through so much trouble, was angered again.

"Ahhh, let me go, I'm going to beat this orc-faced idiot into a pig's head!!!"

The elf lady couldn't swallow this humiliation, veins on her forehead bulged and she wanted to use violence again.

However, someone behind her used golden light and telekinesis to restrain her movements.

"Sister, calm down. You've already beaten him like a pig. If you continue to beat him, he will have to be sent to the hospital on the spot."

Lu Ren persuaded in a cautious tone.

In his hands, he was holding a package of curry rice and teriyaki chicken.

Obviously, he didn't even have the time to enjoy lunch in the restaurant in the other world, because he was hurriedly pushed out of the store by the elf lady he met by chance and came to the modern society to find his uncle.

However, this long-awaited reunion was not as touching and warm as he had imagined on the road.

On the contrary, the atmosphere became extremely awkward because the uncle happened to be seen transforming into an elf lady and trying to talk about love with his "niece".

In the end, the fuse of the conflict was completely ignited because of a line with almost zero emotional intelligence.

"Don't call me Big Sister, I'm still very young...by the standards of the elves!"

Cui turned around and glared at Lu Ren fiercely. She was obviously the type who cared about age issues.

However, even though she was very angry now, she was not emotionally overwhelmed to the point of losing her mind.

After all, although the golden energy that bound her was quite impressive.

However, as long as she operated her ancient magic tools at full power, she could easily break free.

But in fact she didn't do that.

So, the conclusion is that she just needs someone to hold her back so that she doesn't lose control of her emotions and punch that stupid orc in the face.

But unfortunately, this good intention was not conveyed to Shima Yosuke at all.

After all, before he traveled through time, the concept of "tsundere" had not yet become popular. Coupled with the painful experience of being too sad because of his appearance after traveling through time, this 34-year-old uncle did not understand the overly euphemistic way of expressing affection. Instead, he showed an expression of grievance and confusion on his face.

However, the most confused person present was Fujimiya Sumika, an ordinary female college student.

"What are these?"

She shivered and pressed against the wall, looking at her uncle who was using a healing spell to heal her wounds, her aunt who was charging her magic gloves, and the landlord who had just turned the whole room into gold...

Suddenly, I felt that the worldview that I had built over the past decade had collapsed.

She even began to fear that as an ordinary person, she might be silenced and the secret would be kept secret because of this.

After all, that’s how it’s done on TV.

Fortunately, her childhood sweetheart gave her a lot of sense of security.

"Fujimiya, it's okay, no need to make a fuss."

Gao Qiu Jingwen comforted calmly.

"Didn't I tell you before? My uncle is a webcaster who traveled back from another world and can use magic. He's not a suspicious guy."

As he spoke, he gave a thumbs up confidently.

However, to Fujimiya Sumika, who is just an ordinary modern person, the mere fact of these words sounds suspicious enough.

She looked at her childhood sweetheart in silence, thinking that there was something wrong with his thinking process after he grew up. After all, he was obviously not the kind of person who would say such things when he was a child.

"I thought those words were just a joke, but who knew they would be true."

Fujimiya Sumika whispered in a low voice.

Obviously, it is impossible to accept this shocking fact in a short period of time.

However, I won't be afraid anymore.

After all, she was already somewhat familiar with her uncle, and her aunt was so pretty that she didn't look like a bad person at first glance. As for the landlord...

Fujimiya Sumika secretly glanced at Lu Ren who was trying to stop the fight.

Then I got a gentle smile full of kindness, which was reassuring.

So, she gradually stopped feeling nervous, and instead showed a look of curiosity, and began to act as a spectator of the "romantic comedy", wanting to see the "intimate interaction" between her uncle and aunt.

However, at this time, Shima Yosuke, who had already used the recovery talisman to heal the injuries on his face, suddenly realized a problem.

"Oh, by the way, Cui, how did you come to this world?"

He got up from the ground in confusion, and inadvertently said something that once again made Miss Elf's forehead bulge with veins, and her emotional quotient was almost zero -

"Where are Mabel and Alicia? Are they coming here too?"

My uncle looked behind my aunt, and a nostalgic expression appeared on his face. After all, it had been a while since they last saw each other...

“I miss them quite a bit.”

ps1: Let me talk about the battle power setting. In the combined world of Different World Canteen and Different World Uncle, in addition to the destroyed Ten Thousand Colors Chaos and the God in charge of reincarnation—

The six most powerful dragon gods are considered to be at the disaster level, mythical monsters like the Demon Flame Dragon are considered to be at the calamity level, and uncle and aunt are considered to be saints in Rimuru's world, equivalent to demon kings, and are at the same level as Sakaguchi Hinata.

After all, the former already has the power to distort time and space and travel back to Earth, while the latter is strong enough to defeat mythical monsters like the Demon Flame Dragon alone.

It wouldn't be an exaggeration to call him a brave man.

Of course, since my uncle relies too much on external abilities, and my aunt relies too much on the performance of ancient magic tools, both of them actually have shortcomings and weaknesses.

ps2: "The Seventh Prince's Complete Guide to Magic" is now on air. The protagonist is a magic fanatic who is strong enough to destroy the world and loves magic the most. He is the type who can set off a nuclear explosion when he is born. It is recommended that you go and watch it if you are interested.

Especially the comic version, the quality is super high.

Volume 133: Chapter : Wife-dominated

Although they met again after a long separation, he was beaten twice in a row.

Is this a decline in morality or a distortion of human nature?

In response to this, Shima Yosuke, with a bruised face and nose, said that he didn't know and just knelt on the ground obediently.

Then, with a bit of heartache, he took out a precious recovery talisman again and pressed it on his horrible face.

As for why not use magic treatment?

Have no idea.

After all, although he had learned a lot of forbidden magic that was powerful enough to violate the rules by communicating with fairies, he didn't know why he couldn't learn the recovery magic to heal injuries.

Therefore, his only means of recovering from his injuries at present is a bunch of recovery charms given to him by his acquaintance Alicia.

And there is no means of replenishing it now, and the inventory is getting less and less as each piece is used.

But even so, facing the Elf Miss's "unreasonable behavior", he still had no intention of resisting.

After all, during his 17 years of adventure in the other world, he really received a lot of help from the other party.

Therefore, even if he felt annoyed and scared by the fact that the other party kept pestering him for unknown reasons, the most he could do was to run away.

But it is worth mentioning that since he has returned to modern society and has been taken in by his nephew with nowhere to go, he can only run away if the elf lady comes after him again.

There's no way to run!

When he thought of this, Shima Yosuke couldn't help but feel a little hopeless.

After all, he himself didn't care no matter what, but he didn't want to cause trouble for his important nephew.

And most importantly, up to now, he still couldn't understand why the elf in front of him was so angry?

Well, his EQ is so low that it is unbearable to look at.

"Mr. Landlord, Cui just said that she came here with your help. What's going on?"

Kneeling on the ground, Dao Yangjie first glanced secretly at the elf lady who was looking at his bedroom, and then raised his doubts to the mysterious landlord.

In response to this, Lu Ren, who was still holding a takeaway in his hand, lowered his head and thought for a moment, then told the other party about the restaurant in the other world and his chance encounter with his aunt.

So, this 34-year-old uncle was stunned on the spot.

Because in his 17 years of time-traveling life, he had never heard of anything about a cafeteria in another world.

If he knew from the beginning that such a place existed, would he have to go to the trouble of collecting all kinds of powerful forces to collide with each other to cause distortion of time and space and forcibly open a way home?

He could have come back a long time ago!

The unexpected information made Shima Yosuke feel a little depressed.

However, there is nothing that can be done about it.

After all, due to his ugly appearance, in this different world full of handsome men and beautiful women, he has always been hunted as an orc by almost everyone.

Even when he arrived at a human settlement, the first thing he had to do was to defeat everyone under siege by the locals.

Then, people will communicate with him calmly and friendlyly express their understanding of the fact that he is not an orc.

Therefore, he seldom communicated with others in the other world, so that even after 17 years of adventure, he still had no idea about some common sense there, including basic information such as the classification of magic levels.

Therefore, it is only natural that I don’t know about places like the Shokudo in Another World.

"It seems that communication between people is really important. If I had known about this shortcut earlier, I could have come back earlier and continued playing Sega games."

Shima? Yosuke said with emotion.

However, his reason for wanting to go home early was really quite insignificant.

At least, Takaoka Keifumi and Fujimiya Sumika, who were standing aside, showed no emotion at all after hearing this. Both of them had expressionless faces.

"Anyway, that's the situation."

After Lu Ren finished explaining, he prepared to take his takeout home for lunch.

"Although I brought Miss Cui here, as an outsider, I can't say much about the things between you two. I can only communicate more between you two, and any misunderstandings and conflicts can be resolved."

"Well, that's the truth, but Mr. Landlord, do you know why Cui is so angry?"

"... shut your mouth and think more."

Facing Shima Yosuke's eyes full of "curiosity", Lu Ren couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth slightly.

"Miss Cui doesn't seem to be a frank person. I think you need to understand what is meant by ambiguity and irony... or, be more confident in yourself, trust her more, and be able to understand what is meant by shyness."

Hear this.

Shima Yosuke blinked in confusion, obviously not quite understanding.

But Lu Ren couldn't hint any more.

After all, my aunt has been pursuing my uncle for 17 years, and even now she has been pursuing him in modern society.

Therefore, as an outsider, I cannot represent Miss Elf and tell this emotionally insensitive uncle that he is also loved by someone.

Otherwise, it would be a bit "meddling" in many ways.

Lu Ren thought so in his heart and prepared to say goodbye and leave.

But just then.

The elf lady, who had already checked her lover's bedroom thoroughly to confirm that no other woman had entered, suddenly returned to the living room and said seriously:

"I want to live here."

The voice just fell.

The other people present were obviously stunned.

Especially Shima Yosuke, who asked subconsciously with a face full of question marks.

"Cui, where do you want to live? There are only two bedrooms here."

"Nonsense, of course I'm sharing a room with you, otherwise where else would you want me to sleep?"

Cui clasped her hands together, and although her face was flushed with shyness, she still declared her sovereignty in an unquestionable tone.

But even though she said that, Shima Yosuke still didn't think that the other person liked him.