For example, a landlord who just left his apartment and was about to go out for a walk.
"Good morning, Yunyi, you look very good today. Have you eaten?"
With his hands in his pockets, Lu Ren strolled briskly past the security room and greeted the strongest swordsman who was sweeping fallen leaves on the roadside and had retired.
He looked so leisurely and disgusting that people would hate him.
"Good morning, Mr. Landlord. I have already eaten."
Tsugikoku Yuichi stopped sweeping the floor and responded with a gentle smile.
Although, he didn't know why his landlord always asked others whether they had eaten, which was such a meaningless topic.
But out of politeness, he would always respond nicely.
Incidentally.
At the suggestion of Ms. Tamayo, who has become increasingly accustomed to modern life, he has recently started using a smartphone.
However, compared to his talent in swordsmanship and fighting, he was unexpectedly clumsy in this area, so he was always not very proficient in using it.
Even if you join the apartment chat group, most of the time you are just lurking and acting as a screen voyeur like someone else.
This also adds a lot of fun to his retirement life.
......
【Apartment Chat Group】
401 Oyama Mahiro: "Good morning everyone, I announce that I am up!"
201 Tsuchima: "Good morning, I announce that I have arrived at school!"
302 Gabriel: "Is it daytime already? Then I declare that I have stayed up all night again!"
503 Fukuzawa Yukirai: "Staying up late is not good for your health. Also, I declare that I am on vacation today. The cat is making breakfast for me!"
502 Kuroda Ryu: "I announced that my wife forgot to bring her lunch box. I was rushing to the company to deliver the lunch box, but for some reason I was stopped by a patrolman."
601 Igarashi Futaba: "I announced that the boss of the company will give out bonuses again today, so I decided to buy a new stuffed animal pillow!"
403 Xiaolin: "I declare that I am going to be late for work because I stayed in bed all day, but I can ride Thor to work, so it's not a big problem!"
202 Hiroi Kikuri: "Uh, why are you guys getting more and more outrageous? Then I also declare... Wait, where is this? I seem to have run away to another city after getting drunk?! Someone come and pick me up QAQ."
702 Hamaoka Azusa: "Give up. This is not the first or second time you've done this (???)."
403 Xiaolin: "Indeed, to be honest, Miss Kikuri's drinking habits have never been very good╮(╯▽╰)╭."
202 Hiroi Kikuri: "Uh no, I think Xiaolin is the only one who has no right to say that to me (*???)."
702 Azusa Hamaoka: "Indeed, I'll tell you what I mean."
604 Gawu Gula: "Lu Ren, I'm behind you OWO!"
......
He looked down at the messages in the chat group on his phone.
Lu Ren had just walked out of the apartment and turned around subconsciously, only to be thrown into the arms of a familiar petite girl. The girl wrapped her slender legs around his waist and hugged his neck with her arms, refusing to let go.
"Good morning, Lu Ren!"
She rubbed Lu Ren's cheek hard with her soft and delicate little face.
He wore a shark suit hoodie, black hot pants and white canvas boots for easy movement.
Her waist-length silver hair is streaked with blue highlights, giving off a fresh sea scent. She is only about 1.4 meters tall, so she looks very petite and cute.
And most importantly, there was a shark tail swinging behind her.
And when it smiles, its sharp serrated teeth are exposed, just like a top predator in nature.
However, the attitude was very intimate.
"Long time no see, I missed you so much!"
The little Loli swinging her shark tail expressed her longing very frankly.
Lu Ren was holding the girl in his arms who suddenly threw herself on him, and he finally realized who was hugging him.
"Yeah, long time no see, little Gula~"
He held the other's small buttocks with one hand, touched the child's little head with the other hand, and smiled gently with a slight smile on his lips.
Apparently, this girl was also a tenant in his apartment, and one of the earliest tenants, living in Room 604 on the sixth floor.
Her name was Gawr Gura.
She seems to be a descendant of Atlantis and is over nine thousand years old. She is a girl about the same age as Celia.
However, even after going through such a long time, she still maintained a pure heart, and her mental age was always about the same as that of an ordinary loli.
He has a simple personality, is cute, greedy, occasionally plays pranks, and is a little bit tsundere.
When he's alert or angry, his hair highlights and pupils turn scarlet, and he pulls out the ancient Poseidon trident for self-defense.
But as long as you don't provoke her, this child will be a very friendly person.
These impressions are the conclusions Lu Ren came to after spending a long time with the other party.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but recall the past -
That was shortly after he had traveled through time and bought the apartment in full.
To celebrate his financial freedom, he went to a beach and started an indefinite vacation. As a result, he happened to meet a naked female shark.
At that time, this guy had just awakened from the ancient underwater ruins of Atlantis and had no common sense of human society at all. He just chose to go ashore because he was bored and floating in the sea and found that the coast seemed quite lively.
Then, he ran around naked on the beach full of tourists, looking silly and happy, which directly attracted the patrol police, who wanted to arrest this suspicious "exhibitionist".
Of course, ordinary people don't have the ability to catch her.
So, she easily got rid of the pursuit of the "strange stranger" and ran barefoot to a clothing store on the beach. She fell in love with a shark suit hoodie at first sight and wanted to buy it.
But alas, she has no money, only a bunch of worthless shells that she wants to trade for the shark hoodie she wants.
So, of course, I was rejected directly by the shop assistant with a professional smile on his face.
Just at this moment, Lu Ren, who had been silently observing the shark for a long time, finally couldn't bear it anymore and chose to step forward to help pay for the clothes.
After all, with his personality, it was really hard for him to watch a petite and cute girl running around naked on the beach, which was immoral.
However, his humanitarian help ended there. After helping to pay for the clothes, he turned around and left. Obviously, he didn't want to get too entangled with a strange loli he met by chance, but...
Shark Girl, however, set her eyes on the sandwich in his hand.
And after eating the sandwich, she set her eyes on the deluxe pizza he had just bought in the store.
After eating the pizza, she once again set her eyes on the salmon sushi that he wanted to enjoy alone. She drooled, wagged her tail, and her big watery eyes sparkled, looking adorable and hungry.
Therefore, Lu Ren, who was completely entangled by Shark Girl, had no choice but to take the child back to his apartment in a daze.
Moreover, he began to teach her common sense, cooked for her every day, took care of her daily life, and told her stories to put her to sleep at night. He simply raised her as his own daughter, until -
Shark Girl became an internet anchor, financially independent, and could live alone in a rented apartment.
And it is precisely because of this experience that Gawu Gula becomes so close to Lu Ren.
In fact, other tenants usually call him Mr. Landlord, but this shark girl he picked up always calls him by his name.
After all, the two had lived together before and their relationship was not ordinary.
However, after becoming financially independent, Shark Girl would always suddenly disappear from the apartment, and then go traveling somewhere unknown, or simply return to the sea to float and sleep, and would not be seen for months at a time.
Therefore, when Lu Ren was holding the shark girl in his arms who was acting coquettishly towards him, he actually felt a little nostalgic.
"Gula-chan, where have you been these past few months? I haven't seen you in a while."
He stroked the child's little head and gave him a doting smile.
"I don't know. I just found a place to go ashore after taking a nap on the sea. I remember there were a lot of elks there, and they wanted to steal my cookies."
Gula responded with a silly grin.
The tail of the world's cutest shark behind it was swaying faster and faster, and it was obvious that it was enjoying the head pat from its former owner.
However, as the tail was wagging, it suddenly froze for some reason.
Then, she showed a suspicious expression and began to sniff carefully all over the former owner, as if she had discovered something incredible.
Finally, Shark Girl, who discovered the "truth", was completely shocked.
"Lu Ren, do you have other lolita in your family?!"
She said something shocking, and immediately revealed a cute expression of being abandoned and wanting to cry for you -
"Don't you already have me? You damn playboy, heartless man, thieving cat, wuwuwuqWQ."
ps1: Many people must have heard of Shark Girl Gawu Gula, a character in this virtual anime? Although strictly speaking, this is just a foreign virtual anchor, but according to the original setting, it can be regarded as a shark girl who has lived for more than years.
Therefore, I also added it into this everyday world. As for its combat power, I set it to be similar to Celia, that is, a disaster-level shark demon king.
Stronger than the current Rimuru and Tanya.
ps2: Daily py, daily vote request_(:3」∠)_
"Man in Star Iron, transformed into Kamen Rider by the Breeding Star God"
Volume 142: Chapter I Want to Meet Your Daughter
When the world's cutest shark girl looks at you with an aggrieved look on her face, it must be enough to arouse anyone's desire to protect her, right?
However, Lu Ren did not have such a feeling.
After all, he was so familiar with the child that he could tell at a glance that the other party was crying fake tears.
He even refused to shed a tear and was just howling.
"Really? You're already a grown-up, why are you still so spoiled?"
Lu Ren lifted Gula's armpits with both hands and lifted up the world's cutest shark girl high up, smiling helplessly.
"Where did you learn all those words just now? You just used the wrong words. You really haven't learned well."
"Hey, it's just a joke, don't take it too seriously~"
Gula, who was lifted up, smiled mischievously and muttered cutely.
He had an aggrieved expression as if he was about to cry just now, but now he looks very happy, shaking the shark tail behind him vigorously.
It was obvious that she enjoyed being held like this by the man in front of her.
After all, when they lived together before, she, who was so small, would often be thrown high by her partner, which was very interesting.
However, jokes aside, after smelling the scent of another loli on the other person, even if she is a little thick-skinned, she will feel jealous!
"Lu Ren, tell me the truth, did you allow a suspicious girl with unknown origins to live in your home?"
Gula, with his feet off the ground, swung his little feet, puffed his mouth angrily, and asked bluntly.
"If that's the case, then I will definitely chase her away, because that's my territory!"
"No, it's your territory, that's obviously my apartment."
Lu Ren put the shark girl who was lifted high up back to the ground, then rubbed her little head hard in annoyance, as if he wanted to see what kind of stupid thoughts were in it?
Really, I don’t know where this kid learned these words from.
When we first met, she was just a stupid shark girl who was easy to fool.
But now my IQ has increased so much?
How incredible!
"...Lu Ren, did you just say something bad about me in your heart?"
Gula, who was originally squinting his eyes and enjoying the pat on the head, suddenly showed a suspicious expression.
The beautiful azure pupils instantly shrank into the vertical pupils of a shark, staring at the man in front of him, full of intimidation.
"Ahem, how could that be? It's just your illusion."
Lu Ren smiled awkwardly and rubbed the head harder, causing this silly and cute shark girl to quickly evacuate the high ground.
At the same time, he quickly changed the subject.
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