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Volume 102: Chapter Please Join the Axis Cult

Reincarnation.

It refers to a group of people on Earth who go to heaven after death, and can choose a golden finger given by a goddess on their own, and then travel to another world to fight against the devil's army.

At first glance, this may seem like a matter of course, but in reality...

There are no such regulations in heaven at all.

However, due to a certain mentally retarded goddess who was extremely hostile to the Demon King and had a hole in her brain, she arbitrarily committed such illegal acts of defrauding the dead, and even distributed artifact plug-ins unconditionally, which led to the inexplicable number of reincarnations in the current world.

This situation continued until a young man who died in a strange way, when choosing the golden finger, silently set his eyes on the goddess with a hole in her brain.

So, from then on.

In this different world, no new reincarnated people (cheating groups) appear anymore.

......

"Please join the Axis Cult!"

Aqua said excitedly, extending an invitation to preach.

Looking at her dangerous look with her eyes shining, even Lu Ren couldn't help but take a step back subconsciously and gave a polite smile to show that we were not familiar with each other.

After all, if he didn't step back, the other person's flawless and delicate face would almost be right in front of him.

But even so, the goddess's soft little hand still held his shoulders tightly, preventing him from saying goodbye and leaving politely.

It seems that as long as she doesn't agree, she will never let go and will keep pestering him until he agrees.

Yeah, this is typical Axis behavior.

“A talent like you should be involved in missionary activities for the Water Goddess, going to various worlds to spread the word about my greatness… Uwaa, what are you doing, Kazuma?!”

Aqua's face became more and more excited as she spoke.

But before she could finish her words, she was slapped mercilessly on the back of her head by her "guardian".

So, Aqua withdrew her hand with a look of grievance, pouted and covered her little head, then turned around and wanted to protest to her companions.

As a result, the other party flicked his forehead hard with his finger.

"it hurts!"

"Really? Don't just say something that makes people feel uncomfortable. Can't you see that my smile has become stiff?"

Sato Kazuma taught her with a look of disgust, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with his behavior of hitting the goddess just now.

Rather, as a feminist, he would not refuse even if he were to take a bath with a naked girl.

After all, everyone can see each other, so no one loses out.

Sato Kazuma, who was being looked down upon by a certain little blonde girl as if she were scum, thought shamelessly in his heart.

As for Aqua, who rushed over with a crying face, he held her head down casually. He didn't want this stupid goddess to hug his thighs or listen to her annoying complaints.

“Wow, that was too much. Apologize, Kazuma, apologize to me quickly!”

Aqua yelled with a QAQ look on her face.

“That’s not something disturbing. I just want him to join the Axis Cult because he said he can travel through the world at will, so he can preach at will. I want people from other worlds to believe in me and spread bad things about the Demon King!”

“That’s what’s troubling!”

Sato Kazuma pinched Aqua's smooth little face impatiently and pulled it hard to both sides, without any regard for the other party's noble status as a god.

Aqua, who was bullied and felt wronged, with tears in her eyes, never showed any resistance to the blasphemous behavior of the rude mortal in front of her.

After all, this man and this god have long been accustomed to the way they get along with each other, and their relationship has long been so good that there is no need to worry about anything.

Even if they are neither family nor lovers...

"Sorry, I'm an atheist."

At this moment, Lu Ren, who was standing aside, said with a slightly embarrassed but polite and tactful smile.

Obviously, even if he was personally invited by the real Goddess of Water, he had no intention of joining the Axis Cult.

After all, in the description of the original work, all the members of this religion are idiots with mental problems, and they even spread bad words about the Demon King everywhere all day long, which is one of the main reasons why the Demon King's army invaded humans.

By the way, another major reason is the Crimson Demon Clan, because their village would take the initiative to harass and provoke the Demon King's Castle every year, and even all members would use advanced magic to bombard the city's protective barrier, which really attracted a lot of hatred.

Well, anyway, it felt very troublesome, so he didn't want to join the religion.

And, it's not just that.

After hearing the word "God", Tanya, who was hiding behind him, subconsciously revealed an expression of disgust and rejection, obviously recalling some bad memories.

In other words, in her view, the so-called God is equal to existence X, equal to the devil who plays with the fate of mankind, equal to the hateful guy who must be shot and executed by her.

In other words, she has been raised by someone to be a lazy and cute little homebody, otherwise she might have lost control of her emotions right now.

Of course, one code equals one code.

Tanya did not believe that Aqua was the so-called God. Rather, in her opinion, the other party was just a fool with a brain problem.

Well, that's what we call mental retardation...

“I am God!”

Aqua, who didn't know how to read the atmosphere, shouted with an eager look on her face.

Apparently, after hearing the word "atheist", she was eager to prove herself as if by reflex.

Even before he knew it, an extremely sacred magic circle had begun to emerge under his feet, as if it was about to summon a flood on the spot to demonstrate its unrivaled presence, and then -

The back of his head was hit hard again.

"Stop it, you retarded high priest."

With a look of disgust on his face, Sato Kazuma stopped his goddess from doing such stupid behavior in time.

Then, I was stared at by a pair of beautiful big eyes filled with tears.

“Wow wow, Kazuma, Kazuma called me a moron again, apologize to me, apologize!!!”

Aqua cried out in grievance, looking so weak and pitiful.

Surely, after seeing such a beautiful woman crying, any man with normal values ​​would be softened, right?

But unfortunately, Sato Kazuma was such a hard-hearted feminist that he had no intention of comforting the other person at all.

After all, he was very familiar with the nature of his companions.

"Aqua, if you want to cry, go cry over there. Don't get in the way here."

Under the gazes of the other women at the scene who looked at him as a beastly scum, Sato Kazuma said such excessive words as if nothing had happened.

Then, after a slight hesitation, he turned to look at Lu Ren who was speechless.

Asked with some hesitation.

"Um, Mr. Lu Ren, what you just said about being able to travel through the world at will... is that true?"

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Volume 103: Chapter There are no dragons on Earth

"Wow, there are so many iron boxes that look like mini-destroyers."

Under the somewhat strange looks of passers-by.

A little red-eyed loli dressed as a magician, holding her staff tightly in her arms, stood in front of the zebra crossing with a red light, looking at the hustle and bustle of traffic in front of her, and couldn't help but let out an exclamation like a middle school student with a second-year syndrome.

Standing next to her was another hot blonde lady dressed as a knight. She raised the cross sword in her hand and pointed it at a convenience store that was open for business not far away.

“Kazuma Kazuma, look! That door actually opened by itself and made a ‘welcome’ sound. Is it a door-shaped monster? Oh no! Someone went in! I have to save them!”

As she spoke, she was eager to try, and hurried over to show her chivalry, completely ignoring the increasingly strange looks from the passers-by around her.

Fortunately, he was caught in time by someone around him.

“Hey, Megumin, Darkness, you two idiots, please stop embarrassing me, okay? It’s all your fault. People are looking at us weirdly.”

Holding the flat-breasted magician in one hand and the busty knight in the other.

Sato Kazuma shook his head, feeling as if he was bringing two huskies from the countryside who had never seen the world.

“…Hey, Kazuma, you seemed to be thinking about something really rude just now.”

Huihui frowned slightly, her beautiful red eyes gleamed, and she showed a somewhat suspicious expression. She obviously realized that the boy in front of her must have said something bad about her in his heart.

The Red Demons are very sensitive to this kind of things.

"That's just your illusion."

Sato Kazuma squinted at her and said, "Rather than something like this, you should all remember to follow me closely and don't wander around. Otherwise, it will be troublesome if we get separated... Hey, Aqua, you idiot, did you hear me? Just stand there and don't move!"

"Eh? Why did you call me all of a sudden? I just want to go to the game room to play for a while, I'm not going to do anything bad."

Aqua was about to leave the team and go into the store on her own, but when she heard the voice calling her, she pouted her little mouth cutely with an expression of dissatisfaction.

Then Sato Kazuma made a disgusted sound.

“Hey, Kazuma, you just clicked your tongue at me, didn’t you? That’s so rude! Apologize! Hurry up and apologize to me, Aqua-sama, or I’ll curse you so that the toilet won’t flush!”

Feeling despised, Aqua immediately started shouting loudly, attracting more strange looks from passers-by.

Sato Kazuma, who was too lazy to pay attention to her, was just silently looking at the prosperous modern city in front of him.

Although his expression seemed calm, he was actually a little absent-minded...

Did not expect ah.

The mysterious man named Lu Ren did not lie, he actually returned to his original world.

Moreover, the most complaining thing is that the other party's method of traveling through the world is far simpler and more outrageous than one could have imagined. He just stood there and casually opened an apartment door that appeared out of thin air.

The thought of this.

Sato Kazuma couldn't help but look a little strange.

At the same time, he subconsciously touched his pocket, where there were a few tens of thousands of yuan bills that he had just received, all of which were given to him by the man named Lu Ren.

Because he told the other party about himself and asked to go home, the other party nodded and agreed very straightforwardly, and was unexpectedly easy to talk to.

Although he didn't come with us, the travel expenses were generous.

"Is this Chiba City? I remember that if we take the train back from here, it would cost four people..."

Sato Kazuma was calculating in his mind while considering which restaurant to take the three idiots to for a good meal.

After all, because they left in a hurry, they didn't finish the big pot of stew with unknown ingredients, so they haven't had lunch yet.

Besides, it's a rare opportunity to return to Earth, so it's really unreasonable not to eat a meal of hometown dishes...

"It's really strange. Even though I'm back, my emotions seem to be surprisingly calm. I don't have any extra feelings. Am I such a carefree person?"

Sato Kazuma murmured softly to himself.

Perhaps it was because he had stayed in the other world for too long, so now that he was back, it didn't feel real at all, it was like a dream.

As for going home, rather than meeting his family, he actually wanted to secretly delete some "learning materials" from his computer's hard drive.

After all, in the eyes of his relatives, he had already died.

And most importantly, the way he died was so weird...

Oh no! When I think of the biggest dark history in my life, I feel so ashamed that I want to roll on the ground!

Under the strange gazes of passers-by, Sato Kazuma suddenly twisted his body like a maggot, covering his face with his hands as if he was ashamed to see people.

As for the three beautiful girl companions on the side, they were gathered together and whispering something.

“That’s right, as you can see, this is Kazuma’s hometown, Japan. It’s also the area that I, the great goddess of water, once was in charge of!”

Aqua had a look of pride on her face, saying how great I was, and patted her beautiful, soft and plump breasts.