I just want to drop out of school

"What?" Horikita looked a little flustered. "What do you mean by harassment? I'm talking about the prefrontal lobe. If you cut off the prefrontal lobe, humans will lose their desires and the ability to have wild thoughts. What does this have to do with harassment?"

"Ah? The frontal lobe?" Bai Lan was stunned for a moment, but quickly reacted: "The frontal lobe is also harassment! Think about it, if a person of the opposite sex who is not very close to you insists on touching your head despite your refusal, wouldn't you think that the other person is harassing you?"

Horikita touched her lips with her fist and actually started to think seriously: "I do feel that way, but I'm talking about the frontal lobe."

Bai Lan:

I ask you: Is it harassment if I touch your face?

"Yes."

"What about touching your ears?"

"Yes."

"Touch your nose?"

"Yes."

"What about the hair?"

"Yes"

"Where's the tongue?"

"No."

"Then... huh?" Bai Lan was surprised.

Horikita said angrily: "Touching the tongue, that...touching it inside, that's already obscene! It's too perverted!"

"Oh, so your last name isn't Harassment."

"It wasn't originally."

"You wanted to molest me?"

"Um?!"

"Didn't you say that ears, nose, and hair are considered obscene when they are 'outside', and tongue is considered harassment when it is 'inside'? Isn't the frontal lobe a part of the brain? Isn't it 'inside'? You actually want to touch my frontal lobe! Horikita-san, you actually want to..."

Horikita reacted instantly, and she felt that deep down she really didn't want Bai Lan to say the rest of the story.

Unable to win with words, Horikita forgot for a moment that he was crushed in terms of force yesterday, and attacked boldly with a punch, intending to interrupt the spell by causing "stun".

Bai Lan dodged it easily, but did not continue to say the rest of the words.

"You two have a really good relationship." At this time, Ayanokouji spoke after watching the interaction between the two.

Bai Lan was shocked: "You call this a 'good relationship'?"

Horikita just stared at Ayanokouji coldly.

Being stared at like this by two extremely intimidating guys, Shiran and Horikita.

Ayanokouji was worried that he would attract unnecessary attention, so he quickly explained, "I don't really understand. I just heard what they said. They said you were flirting in public, just like what you did just now. They said: This means you have a good relationship."

Hearing this, Bai Lan smiled, looking very proud of himself as if his evil plan had succeeded.

31. Introduce yourself and learn sarcasm

Although Horikita is unwilling to actively cooperate, since she has been misunderstood like this, it can at least serve as a shield for a "fake couple" and attract the hatred of lickers.

Thinking of this, after learning from Ayanokouji that others had misunderstood the relationship between him and Horikita, Shiranji couldn't help but laugh.

Horikita said coldly: "Haha~ If you think that shaking fists is a sign of affection, I can satisfy your need for 'friendly interaction' until you can't move anymore!"

Ayanokouji just wanted to put this dangerous topic aside. He thought for a moment and said, "Horikita, we are going to attend the club briefing this afternoon. Do you want to join us?"

Horikita: "I don't want to... Wait, the club briefing? I do want to go, but I'm not going because you invited me. It's just that you mentioned it and I just remembered that I want to go..."

At this time, Bai Lan interrupted her: "Stop talking, stop talking! Don't explain. Although I won't misunderstand what you mean, others will think you are a tsundere after hearing what you say. Your iceberg personality is very important to me, please don't break it easily!"

"Is this called a tsundere?" Ayanokouji was silently doing "Observation Records of Ordinary People" on the side, then he glanced at Bai Lan and thought to himself: "Bai, you don't know that because of Hirata, now in the eyes of other people in the class, you are actually a tsundere. Although I am also somewhat responsible, it was all forced by Hirata. Please forgive me, Red Bean Paste Private Marseille!"

......

Soon, the lunch break ended and the afternoon classes began.

There is a self-study class in the afternoon.

Hirata made a request to Chabashira, who was in charge of the class, hoping to use this class to have a self-introduction session for everyone in the class.

This is something that should have been completed yesterday, but it was not done because of Bai Lan.

"Should I introduce myself? I think I can take this opportunity to lower some of the favorability ratings." Bai Lan thought.

First of all, he was about to be expelled from school for "molesting female classmates."

He had to hurry up and make those people in the class who liked him turn against him as soon as possible, to avoid the situation where after the incident, those people who liked him tried to help him find out the truth, clear his name, or seek mediation from Kushida or something.

In addition, it was also to help Kushida relieve his worries.

In Bai Lan's opinion, many girls in the class have a crush on her, and they are unpredictable in love.

Kushida's goal is to make friends with everyone, including girls.

If Kushida expelled Shiranui from school, he might be hated by those love-sick girls.

This makes it difficult for Kushida to make friends with them.

It would be bad if Kushida became concerned and didn't want to give up the opportunity to make friends with those girls, and decided not to report Bai Lan, resulting in Bai Lan being unable to drop out of school.

Therefore, Shiroran must quickly establish "good" relationships with his classmates, lest they get in the way and interfere with Kushida's business.

Whatever hinders Kushida is also hindering Shiran.

According to the order, Bai Lan, who was sitting in the last row by the window, was the last one.

This time, he didn't plan to play freely.

After all, the behavior and thinking patterns of the people in this class are mostly different from those of ordinary people, and free play will lead to unpredictable consequences.

Therefore, Bai Lan planned to carefully observe the speaking patterns of the classmates when they introduced themselves, as well as other people's reactions to each person's self-introduction.

He would pick out those speeches that received the worst feedback, or even those that caused disgust among others, and "learn from them".

When it was Bai Lan's turn, he combined all these most annoying speaking patterns together.

Step on all the annoying points that you have discovered and that you find acceptable!

You can't copy the answers incorrectly, right?

Soon, led by Hirata, the whole class began to introduce themselves one by one.

"My name is..."

The girl at the front was very shy and could not speak clearly, but with the encouragement of enthusiastic classmates, she adjusted her mindset and after a while, successfully explained her name, "Inokashira", and her hobby, "sewing".

"My name is Haruki Yamauchi..."

Bai Lan felt that this man named Yamauchi was full of lies.

He said he made it to the national table tennis tournament when he was in elementary school.

When he was in junior high school, he played baseball and made it into the high school league, but he did not continue training due to injuries, otherwise he would have been the future of Japanese baseball.

Bai Lan wants to complain:

Not to mention elementary school students playing table tennis.

You, a junior high school student, are participating in a high school league?

Do they allow us to sign up?

In addition, this person is also one of the initiators of the Sese Group and is currently one of the most hated people by all the girls in the class.

The flaw in his words was so obvious that many people in the class noticed it.

I'm willing to give some face and pretend I didn't hear it.

He didn't give any face and couldn't help but sneer out loud.

Bai Lan: This is good, very stupid, I copied it.

Soon, Kushida stood up, introduced himself, and talked about his ambition to be friends with everyone.

Sudo stared at Hirata, who was like a star on the podium, and felt unhappy.

It's his turn soon.

But he didn't want to cooperate with the other party.

But he suddenly remembered what the girl said in the morning.

Those girls said about him: he looks fierce, has a bad temper, behaves rudely, and his words are not necessarily nicer than Bai Lan's, so no one wants to get close to him.

Then, he recalled that in the morning, when he told everyone about something that only he knew, everyone looked at him, the kind of attention they paid to him...

He felt that at that moment he was just like Hirata, popular and recognized by others...

Even Sudo himself wasn't quite sure what he was thinking.

In short, he restrained his temper a little and decided to cooperate, at least not to let people think that he "speaks more harshly than Bai Lan."

Well, although everyone’s “misunderstanding” about Bai Lan has been resolved because of Hirata’s explanation, Bai Lan still represents the “bottom line” of the class in some aspects.

Especially when it comes to "speaking", saying "not as good as Bai Lan" is simply an insult.

He thought that if he gave it a try, what if he could experience the feeling of being the center of attention again?

Sudo stood up:

"My name is Sudo Ken, I like playing basketball, um, um..."

Soon, Sudo gave up:

"That's all!"

Then he sat back down in his chair.

Soon after, another initiator of the Sese group also stood up.

"My name is Chi Kanzhi. I like girls and hate handsome guys. I'm looking for a girlfriend. I hope she's a cute girl or a beautiful girl."

Many girls showed disgusted expressions.

A girl said sarcastically: "Chi, you are so handsome."

"Really? I think so too."

Oh my God!

He seems to believe it?!

Bai Lan: This one is not bad either, very disgusting, I copied it!

"My name is Koenji Rokusuke..."

32. Gaoyuan Temple: I feel like you are targeting me?

"My name is Koenji Rokusuke..."

Soon, it was the turn of a blond man.

The blond man did not stand up, but sat directly in his seat, revealing an arrogant and self-confident, aristocratic etiquette smile, and then began to introduce himself in a tone that did not care about the lives of others.

The only son and heir of the Gaoyuan Temple chaebol.

Sooner or later, he will be the man who shoulders the responsibility of Japanese society.

After that, he said something like "threat", no, "threat".

Simply put, if anyone makes him unhappy or gets in his way, he will use his own methods to teach that person or those people a lesson.

Gao Yuan Temple's words successfully attracted the hatred of the entire class, regardless of gender!

For a time, Yamauchi and Ike gave way to others, and Gaoyuansi became the undisputed most hated person among the girls in the class.

Besides, it is also what boys hate the most.

Therefore, Gao Yuan Si became the most hated person in the whole class.

Bai Lan didn't hate him. Instead, she had the urge to compete with him right away.

God of sarcasm! This man is worth fighting!

Bai Lan: This is amazing, I must copy it!