[Sora was so excited by this machine: "Oh my, it's too much! Five hundred dollars! I'm so happy tonight, I can't sleep! Whenever I fall asleep, I will wake up with joy even in my dreams!"]
[He gasps and looks at the polygraph: "Beep!"]
[Kamisato Ayato: "Why are you fighting with the machine?"]
[Sambo: Hahahaha!]
[March 7: There are so many things to complain about in this short conversation, I don’t know where to start.]
[Wendy: Haha, the traveler is sweating profusely.]
[Yaejinko: The traveler's face was even redder than the shadow's face when his purpose was revealed, haha!]
[Black Tower: Machines without intelligence may be more likely to make people angry than machines with intelligence.]
[Kiana: I understand. Lies don’t hurt people. The truth is the sharpest knife.]
[Aha: Wow, there is only one letter difference between 500 million and 500 yuan, and this machine can make such a fine deduction.]
[Xing: Okay, there is only one letter difference between 500 million and 500 billion. Give me 500 billion credit points.]
[Aha: I'll give you 500 letters, but it's only one word short.]
[Xing: Who wants this? Wait, 1 credit point equals 10 credit points?! The boss is generous!]
[Aha: I like to see you being arrogant at first and respectful later.]
[Thomas: The master of the house could only come up with 500 yuan. What's wrong with this Inazuma?]
[Ying: Brother-in-law, I have 500 million Mora here, please hand your sister over to me!]
[Kamisato Ayato: Hehe, do you want it or not?]
【Kong: "Brother, even though I have nothing now, I will definitely work hard. I have made progress. I promise in the future! I will treat your sister well for the rest of my life, okay?"】
[Kamisato Ayato glanced at the polygraph and touched the plug again: "Did you unplug it again?"]
【Sora: “No, brother.”】
[Kamisato Ayato: "Brother, I want to ask you a sincere question. Do you really want to marry my sister?"]
[Sora: “I really want to!”]
[Not hearing the polygraph sound, Kamisato Ayato nodded in satisfaction: "Ah, you wanted to, um, it didn't sound."]
【Sora: "Did I think about it? I did!"】
[Kamisato Ayato: "I mean you think, it didn't make a sound!"]
【Sora: "She didn't want me to come here for anything! The lie detector and this and that, to be honest, I'm not feeling very good today..."】
[The two began to communicate, and the picture froze on the light of the polygraph during the music.]
[Xing: Yes, I do. I miss you very much.]
[Ahaha: Go to the link! Click on the lower right corner of the video to buy the same polygraph! ]
[Gui Naifen: What? This is actually a product promotion video? You can’t be too careful!]
[March 7: To be honest, this lie detector is really useful. I am really interested in it. Maybe it can help me regain my memory.]
[Hua Huo: You need to become a member to use it after you buy it, and to enjoy accurate lie detection, ordinary membership is not enough, you need to become a super member.]
[March 7: No! My head starts to hurt just from hearing you say that!]
[Tinari: The last conversation...Sino Syndrome is still spreading.]
[Ying: I suddenly have some doubts. Could this machine be controlled by Linghua?]
[Paimon: It's the yandere Ayaka again?! I feel like Inazuma is starting to become scary.]
[Ying: Now Kamisato House has really become a high-risk area.]
[Ying: But I just like this!]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Seele: Wait, the lie detector didn't go off at the end. Does that mean the traveler has really become loyal? That's impossible.]
[Yae Miko: Maybe it was just that Ying wanted to cook, and blew up the kitchen, causing Kamisato House to lose power.]
[Star: How could Kamisato Ayato not be able to tell whether the power outage occurred or not? After all, the Traveler didn’t say that he wouldn’t be nice to other beautiful girls.]
[Qingque: Genius! It turns out that only people of the same kind can understand each other!]
[Sambo: Maybe the next time Linny sees Linnet bringing the traveler to him.]
[Linnie: ...]
[The next video is "[Honkai Encyclopedia] What is the meaning of 100SP>175SP?"]
[“What’s the meaning of 100SP>175SP?”]
[“In Honkai Impact 100, releasing Raven’s ultimate skill consumes 175SP, while releasing Li Sushang’s ultimate skill consumes SP.”]
[“From a general rational point of view, it is obvious that Raven’s ultimate skill is easier to charge, but in actual combat, Li Sushang’s SP accumulation speed is much faster than Raven’s.”]
[“Raven’s 100SP ultimate skill requires even longer charging time than Padofelice’s, which requires 125SP to release. There are many fire-damaged gods in the game’s abyss during this period, so a lot of jokes about Raven have appeared on the Internet.”]
[A heartbroken black and white raven head appears in the video: "So you will be like them, abandon me. Will you?"]
[“In the group members’ abstract creations, there was even a process of using emoticons to score points, and they didn’t even forget about the milk crow, and imitated the introduction of the original god——”]
[“You are right, but 100SP is a brand new SP-accumulating game independently developed by Raven. The story takes place in the world of Honkai Impact 100rd Abyss and Memory Battlefield. Here you will be given the title of “One of the Best Fire Supports” and guide the power of Fire Support. When you accumulate SP, you will encounter the paralysis and gunfire of the Fire Tank, rub against the floor to find the lost SP, and at the same time, find the truth of [175>].”]
[Jackal: The arrows are coming back, bang bang bang!]
[Jackal: And the "Ugh, damn!" in this emoji made me laugh to death. Was he hit by the enemy?]
[Jackal: This top-ranked Fire Assistant is even funnier. Who is the top-ranked Fire Assistant? Hahahaha!]
[Jackal: So Raven, in your opinion, why is 100 greater than 175?]
[Raven: You better be in trouble if you say so many words at once! Damn, this is too insulting!]
She really can't stand the cyber bullying anymore.
Why does she always get humiliated when she appears in the video? Doesn't she have any highlights? She doesn't want to get humiliated anymore.
Fortunately, nothing happened to her villa island this time.
[Jackal: Raven, they lied to you. How could anyone be able to accumulate all the skills in one go? Haha, do you need me to find a lawyer for you?]
[Raven: That's enough! I've tolerated you for so long!]
[Silver Wolf: There is no way. In e-sports, strength is everything and being bad is the original sin!]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Seele: If you don’t fight, you can’t survive. Even if you fight, you can’t survive. E-sports is really a cruel world.]
[Raven: My strength in the game doesn’t mean anything. It’s enough for me to complete the tasks in reality!]
[Hanabi: But in the end, real games are stronger and more fun.]
[Raven: ...]
[Hua Huo: And don’t you think that the process of accumulating SP and then releasing the ultimate move to clear all the SP is very similar to the process of you completing tasks and saving money to buy a villa island, and then the villa island is blown away?]
[Raven: ...]
The feeling of powerlessness came over me all of a sudden.
[Wendy: It’s okay, just be open-minded. The most unhappy ones are definitely those gamers who have to spend a lot of time accumulating SP.]
[Aha: On the battleship Hyperion, 175SP is more than 100SP. If your perception is the opposite, please go to Lady Raven's room and she will help you calibrate your perception.]
[Kiana: Where does this weird rule come from? If you think 4>50000, do you have to go to the monitor's room?]
[Fu Hua:?]
[Star: Let SP < 0, then obviously 100SP > 175SP holds true.]
[Aha: Are you really a genius?!]
[March 7: I wonder if I can see new inequalities.]
[Ying: Wait, if the charging is slow, why not bring a charging sand?]
[Xing: A charging rope will also work.]
[Raven: There is no such thing in our world.]
[Ying: Does that mean you don’t have to farm for relics? I don’t know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.]
Chapter 114 Three Gods Fighting the Landlord (4k)
[The next video is "Three Gods Fighting Landlords." ]
[Lei Dianying sits in the Dust Song Pot, looking at Wendy and Zhongli in front of him: "I never thought that we would fight here in this way."]
[Zhongli crossed his arms and said, "From a common sense perspective, this is not my original intention. You and I both know that if we use our full strength, Teyvat will be destroyed."]
[Wendy also looked serious, contrary to her usual behavior: "But life or death, we must decide who is the better of us today!"]
[They burst out with all their strength and said three words at the fastest speed: "Call the landlord!"]
[The dealer Paimeng flew in the air speechlessly and began to shuffle the cards. The three gods simultaneously reached out to the landlord card on the table: "Grab the landlord!"]
[The cards were lifted into the air by the hands of the three gods, and Wendy called upon the wind to blow the cards toward herself.]
[Lei Dianying looked at this scene and frowned: "What?"]
[Vendy smiled triumphantly, but after seeing Zhongli's actions, his smile disappeared.]
[Zhongli gathered the rock ridge and directly pushed the card away. Lei Dianying took the opportunity to slash the rock ridge with his sword and grabbed the card.]
【A smile finally came to Lei Dianying's face: "The landlord is mine!"】
[Wendy smacked her lips: "Using abilities to rob the landlord is too despicable."]
[Lei Movie held out his dream, which was flashing with lightning, to Wendy: "Did you say anything?"]
[Wendy waved her hands in fear: “No, no…”]
[Star: Liliyuanshangpu, three gods fighting landlords.]
[Aha: You can go and take the postgraduate entrance examination, kid.]
[Funina: Ahahaha... If my old self had joined this game...]
[Tinari: Could this video have been taken by Little Jixiangcao Wang?]
[Ying: Don’t worry about this. They are definitely in my Dust Song Pot. I hope they don’t fight. If they fight, Teyvat will be destroyed, and my Dust Song Pot will be destroyed even more!]
[Hu Tao: It's okay. If this really happens, Zhongli will definitely give you a better one.]
[Ying: Now that I mention it, it is true! Fight! Fight!]
[March 7: Wow, this guy's expression changed in an instant.]
[Paimeng: These idle guys are actually playing Landlord. The serious atmosphere at the beginning of the video made me forget the title of the video.]
[Tevarin: Get down to business, Barbatos!]
[Wendy: This is the poker game of the gods, that's the business.]
[Navia: Hmm...it seems to be OK.]
[Paimon: That’s not a serious matter! And the street singer said that others used their abilities to grab the landlord, but wasn’t he the first one to use his abilities? He hasn’t even grabbed the landlord yet!]
[Ying: Hello everyone, my name is Landlord, I am the general! ]
[Sambo: I can’t help it. Who told him to open the champagne at halftime? This kind of thing is a taboo.]
[Hua Huo: There is always a wind god on earth who dares to face the might of thunder.]
[Raiden Mei: Wind, obey my command!]
[Raiden Mei: Ah, sorry, I don’t know why, but I suddenly felt like saying this.]
[Wendy: Haha, it’s okay, I like this sentence.]
[Fischl: Well, it's worth adding to the collection of the Pure Land of Darkness.]
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