[“Kamito, Xiaogong, and Zao-Good morning, Zaoyu.”]
【The three beautiful girls’ portraits appear one after another. 】
[“Yuanbao, thank you. Thank you for bringing a breeze to this hot, irritable, stuffy, boring, stressful, and cloudless day.”]
[“No, this isn’t a breeze, this is a fucking storm!!”]
[“Oh my god, you were the one who blew up the dark cloud, right?”]
[“Yuanbao, no wonder you said you would give me the collection of Duduko stories today. It turns out that you are the one who protected the grass I grew today? Thank you, Yuanbao!”]
The man's voice is getting louder and louder: "It turns out that the person I have been looking for these days is not Dawei, but your toothpaste! If you accidentally had diarrhea today because you ate Wallace, then I want to say, thank you, Wallace! I want to spray too! I'm going out now!"]
[“You don’t understand why I’m so excited?”]
[The portrait of Kamisato Ayaka appears again]
[“Look, look who this is! Do you know who this is? This is Kamisato Ayaka! Kamisato Ayaka!”]
[“Do you know how long I’ve been waiting? Three months and three months! I’ve memorized the slow-motion scenes in Bilibili’s Shenli by heart, and I’ve mastered Xiangling’s spear skills. While looking at her, I’ve never stopped thinking about you for even a single second.”]
[“After the test, I could only see you in my dreams. But now, she is right in front of me. She is the eldest daughter of Inazuma, and I am the owner of the manor in Huli. My heart is throbbing, and my heart is beating fast. Miss Kamisato raised her hand - she is inviting me, she is waiting for me, she has me in her heart, Kamisato and I are so close!!!”]
Chapter 11 Ying: Miss Kamisato, I am your dog!
[“I can’t wait any longer. I unilaterally declare that the wait for Kamisato is over!”]
[“Now I only see God... OH——MY——GOD——!”]
[The portrait of Xiaogong is enlarged on the screen. 】
[“Yuan Bao is so mean, she is so mean, she stuffed cake into my mouth in one breath.”]
[“What is this? She actually wants to stop me from pushing Kamisato’s heart by eating big mouthfuls of sweet chicken. If that’s the case, I can only…slide down on my knees. I’m sorry, my heart, my rough stone, everything I own, now belongs to Miss Xiao Gong.”]
【“Xiao--Palace--!”】
[“I want to be Miss Xiaogong’s fireworks. I want to be the brightest fireworks in the night sky, lighting up her charming smile!”]
[“Look. The knot on her back looks like wings. I looked up and saw that she could fly. She is in the sky now. Do you see it? Do you see it?”]
[“Flutter, flutter, she drew the bow, she drew the bow towards me.”]
[“Fire! Fire at me! Krypton Gold! I want Krypton Gold now! Let me draw the card, I want to get her, let me draw the card!”]
[“Let her enter the card pool now. No, no, I want to jump into the pool and find her!”]
[Finally, the man looked at Zaoyou's portrait: "Why is there a little girl here? I can, but I can't."]
[“She is so cute, she is so cute, she is so cute.”]
[“I just want to go over and gently remove the leaves.”]
【"I……"】
【"thump."】
[Kamisato Ayaka: …]
[Xiaogong: …]
Kamisato Ayaka couldn't say anything now and could only cover her face in shame.
What kind of social death is this! It's even the social death of three worlds. No, including the world of the video producer, there are a total of four worlds!
She wanted to carry the community minister and leave Teyvat overnight.
Although Xiao Gong is more outgoing than Kamisato Ayaka, after seeing this level of crazy video, her face turned red, and she huddled in the quilt, covering her head with a pillow.
[Thomas: Miss, are you okay?]
He tried knocking on Kamisato Ayaka's door, but got no response.
[Kamisato Ayato: Hehehe, at a time like this, let Ayaka be alone.]
[Kiana: Hahahahaha, even though I know this is not good, I am laughing so hard that I want to die.]
[Bronya: Stupid Kiana, be careful that what you say now will become a boomerang and hit you in the future.]
[Kiana: ...You're right. I'm so beautiful, maybe someone will do this to me.]
Her smile disappeared and she couldn't help but shudder.
[Siegfried: Let's see who dares!]
[Thunder Dragon Horse: You can’t control that.]
[Siegfried: Aren't you worried about your Mei?]
[Thunder Ryoma:! ]
[Thunder Dragon Horse: Let's see who dares!]
[Raiden Mei: Father...]
[Ahaha: Another one has gone crazy, hahaha!]
[Fu Xuan: It seems that this person must have waited for Kamisato Ayaka for a long time, and he has lost his mind... Is it possible that people will eventually become abnormal after living?]
[Ying: This hysterical cry! It’s the resonance of LSP! Kamisato! Kamisato! Kamisato! Miss Kamisato, I am your dog! Step on me, step on me!]
[Paimon: Traveler, be normal! If I were Kamisato Ayaka, I would definitely swat you away with my fan.]
[Ying: That seems good too.]
[Kamisato Ayaka: Ahhhhhh, stop talking!]
[Amber: I always feel that since the advent of the screen, something seems to have been awakened in the traveler.]
[March 7: Really? I think she is similar to Xing, very normal.]
[(Honkai Impact 3: Star Dome Railway) Walter Yang: ...No, Xing is very abnormal, isn't he? Xiao Sanyue, do you want to go for a mental examination?]
[Xing: This video must be very popular in that world. I feel like these lines are etched into our DNA.]
[March 7: Don’t engrave everything into your DNA!]
[Xing: No, this video is like the Bible! I want to memorize it!]
[March 7: Don’t carry it on your back! The spongy body will be dirty!]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Himeko: …]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Himeko: Mitsuki-chan, that's the hippocampus.]
[Xing: March 7, you really understand.]
[March 7: Ahhhhhhhhh! Look at what you made me say!]
Her dark history was recorded on the screen forever and could not be deleted.
Now even the prickly cat can delete its own black history!
[March 7: Uncle Yang, I may really need to have a mental examination.]
[Ahaha: Hahahaha!]
Just looking at the chaos in the communication area made him extremely happy.
【After the video ended, a line of words appeared on the screen. 】
[To compensate for the mental damage suffered by the two ladies, Miss Kamisato Ayaka will be provided with a wooden talisman that can be used to communicate with the deceased, and Miss Xiaogong will be provided with a pill that can heal hearing damage. ]
[Otto:!]
[Kamisato Ayaka: Great! Mother and father!]
[Xiaogong: Dad! Your ears can be saved!]
[Jing Yuan: It seems that these two items are what the two ladies need... I didn't expect the screen to have this function.]
[Ningguang: It seems we need to re-evaluate the value of the screen.]
[March 7: What about me? I was also hurt a lot!]
【Please pay for your own actions. 】
[Xing: What about me? I was reposted many times in the last batch of videos yesterday.]
【All rights of interpretation belong to this screen. 】
[After everyone calmed down, the screen announced the name of the next video——]
[“Which moment of death of the original god character makes you feel the most distressed? ”]
[Ying: The original god character...died?]
[Barbara: ...You're talking about our world.]
Death, this is a heavy word.
Perhaps many people think they are prepared for death, but when that day approaches, they will become more and more uneasy.
Even the emperor was persistently pursuing the elixir of immortality. From ancient times to the present, only a few people have seen through death.
[Keqing: Could it be that... our world will face a great disaster in the future, causing great suffering to all living beings?]
She is not afraid of death, but Liyue...
[Otto: Since it is a game, there will naturally be self-generated characters, such as Ms. Kamisato and Ms. Xiaogong in the previous video. The content of this video should refer to the death of self-generated characters.]
[Otto: Of course, this is just speculation, but before the video is officially released, please don’t scare yourself.]
Chapter 12 Genshin Impact Character Death Lines
【A piece of music that is a bit sad but also makes people feel warm starts playing. 】
【"Some deserts on this planet were oceans once?"】
【"Somewhere shrouded by the night, the sun will shine?"】
【"Sometimes I see a dying bird fall to the ground?"】
【"But it used to fly so high?"】
[Wendy stood quietly in the snowy mountains. Suddenly, his body trembled, his legs became weak and he knelt on the ground. Finally, he turned into a point of light and dissipated in the air.]
【"thump."】
[After him, one character after another began to repeat this process]
【Qin: "Mund..."】
【Barbara: "Sister..."】
[Diluk: "Losers... have no excuses..."]
[Klee: "Klee...want to go home..."]
[Bennett: "I am such an incompetent leader..."]
[Fischl: "This world can't tolerate me, the princess..."]
[Rosalia: "Maybe it's... fate..."]
[Eula: "This is the end of a sinner..."]
【…】
[Paimon: So the "plop" at the end of the previous video was Wendy's death voice. I was wondering why it was different from the previous voice... By the way, are you really dead, singing for money? You're not just being cute, are you?]
[Wendy: Hey.]
[Paimon: What does hey mean?!]
[Wendy: Oh, little Paimon, you know, even the eternally flowing wind will want to stop.]
[Paimon: Who are you and why are you pretending to be Wendy?]
She tried to break the heavy atmosphere by complaining.
[Nashida: Mr. Diluc's falling action was very clean. He didn't take a step back, but knelt straight down. He was just like a warrior who had experienced a bloody battle, fighting to the end, trying his best until he fell down after exhausting every bit of his strength. I heard that Mr. Diluc was the owner of the Dawn Winery. He was obviously a wealthy man, but he chose to fight. He was really great.]
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