[Sambo: Hyperion's Valkyries are indeed not easy to deal with. I'm afraid you will all become Herrschers in the end.]
[Kiana: This...can't be refuted.]
[March 7: This captain… he chose A earlier because of his strong desire to survive, but now he can’t help but speak nonsense. I always feel that he is quite similar to Xing.]
[March 7: Come to think of it, Otto didn’t kill the captain this time. I thought the captain was going to die again.]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Walter Yang: Because what the captain said is indeed something Otto can do.]
By the way, didn’t the captain just change the color of Joyce’s hair?
Is it changed to red because Himeko has red hair?
Tsk, Otto said that he hadn't chatted with others like this for a long time, but he didn't even look at what happened to the last person who chatted with him like this.
[Kiana: Huh? So Otto is this kind of person?]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: If there is a life-size figurine of Mei, what would you do, stupid Kiana?]
[Kiana: I'll buy them all!]
[Kiana: Okay... I seem to be beginning to understand Otto's approach.]
[Qingque: Isn't Otto the bishop of destiny? It sounds like a big organization, why don't they produce Kallen's figurines themselves?]
[Hanabi: Figures are no longer enough for him, he must have started producing clones directly.]
[Otto: I don’t deny it.]
[Captain: "I'd rather die of starvation! Die outside! Okay, tell me what's going on."]
[Otto's expression suddenly became pleasant: "It's like this, I have a friend who recently..."]
[Captain: "The friend you are talking about, is it you?"]
[Otto sighed: "Well, it seems that I can't hide it from you. In fact, I always feel alienated by little Theresa recently."]
[“I’ve been thinking about how I’ve been so nice to Theresa. I prepare fresh bitter melon juice every day and buy the latest comic books.”]
[“Ah, it’s the comic book with a yellow mouse on the cover, what’s it called… Monkey?”]
[Captain: "That's a rabbit, and its name is Hom."]
[“Oh, I see.” Otto nodded and continued to describe what he had done. “I also bought her a lot of Hom dolls, pillows, peripherals, and games. I cooked for her and washed her clothes. Every Christmas I dressed up as Santa Claus to deliver gifts. Pelita followed her around the clock to protect her safety.”]
[“There aren’t many grandfathers who are so kind to their granddaughters. What did I do wrong?”]
[Seno: Otto used the skill of making a friend out of nothing.]
[Hanabi: So boring. Why is the captain's desire to survive so strong this time?]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Jizi: There is no other way, after all, I have to get my salary back.]
[Ahaha: It smells so good!]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: You don't even know Hom, it seems that Otto is only this good.]
[Otto: Haha, I’m really sorry.]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Bronya: Homu?]
She suddenly became curious about what another thing she liked looked like.
[Fu Xuan: Tsk, why would anyone like to drink bitter melon juice?]
[Teresa: Bitter melon juice is really delicious! ]
[Theresa: Wait, so it was grandpa who did all those things?]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Jizi: Could it be that Theresa, you think it was made by a mascot?]
[Sambo: Theresa is the magical girl TeRiRi. Magical girls are always accompanied by mascots, which makes sense.]
[Ying: Mascots won't do these things either. Paimon will just eat up all my Mora.]
[Star: Pam can do it!]
[Pam: Pam is not Pam the Mascot!]
[Keqing: Otto really loves Theresa.]
[Otto: After all, little Theresa is the cutest in the world.]
[Theresa: Grandpa...]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Himeko: I always feel that Rita is willing to protect Theresa's safety.]
[Aha: Maybe she will thank the Bishop for his gift in her heart.]
[Rita: Hehehe.]
[March 7: You just laughed, you didn’t deny it?!]
[Captain: "Think back to when this happened."]
[Otto fell into thought: "Hmm, it seems that it was after Little Theresa met the pink fox in Changkong City...ah, it may also be because Little Theresa just reached her rebellious period."]
[Captain: "Rebellious period? It's menopause, right? Haha!"]
[Otto: "Huh? What nonsense are you talking about? Little Theresa is only 12 years old, how can she reach menopause?"]
[The captain laughed even more happily: "Hahaha, come on, she was 12 years old? That was 35 years ago, hahaha!"]
[Otto also laughed: "Captain...good luck to you."]
[The sound of a blunt object smashing into a building is heard from above the bathroom.]
[“Captain’s immoral behavior detected, Judas’s Oath, Captain’s annihilation mode activated!”]
[A sad music sounded, and the captain once again faced death.]
[Aha: The captain died again, how inhumane.]
[(Honkai Impact 3: Star Dome Railway) Walter Yang: Why didn't the captain decisively hug Otto and drag him to death when Judas fell down?]
[Tesla: That's just Otto's soul steel body, not his true body. But Joachim, you are right. It would be great if the captain could really do that. Even if he can't kill Otto, it would be nice to disgust him.]
[Sambo: Maybe Judas can automatically identify friend and foe, and only kill the wicked captain, leaving Otto alone.]
[Siegfried: So there is a way to use Judas like this? As expected of the Valkyrie Judas!]
[Teresa: Who are you calling a useless Judas Launcher!]
[Kiana: No one said that. My period is so exciting all of a sudden. It must be menopause! Hahaha!]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Jizi: Speaking of which, I feel that Theresa's temper has become a bit irritable recently. Is she really entering menopause?]
[Teresa: How is that possible!]
[After going back in time again, the captain did not choose to complain about Theresa's age: "Maybe Yaezakura bewitched Theresa."]
[Otto's face is full of anger: "It's that pink fox again!"]
[He quickly calmed down: "Forget it, I forgive her. What matters now is how to ease the relationship between me and little Theresa. Do you have any ideas, Captain?"]
[Captain: "Theresa likes Houmu, how about you pretend to be Houmu and get close to her?"]
[Otto: "Great! That's it. Let's do it this way. Captain, you go back first. I will contact you if there is any progress."]
[A few days later, the captain received a call from Otto——]
[“Captain, your idea really works. Little Theresa hasn’t hugged me for a long time. Hahahaha.”]
[“By the way, let me show you my selfie. How is it? Is it perfect?”]
[The picture shows the King Hom that often appears in the Memory Battlefield. ]
[“I have already notified the Finance Department. Your salary will be doubled!”]
[“Rita has also been transferred to Hyperion. She can handle everything.”]
Chapter 85 Kiana, it's Daddy (4k)
[After giving the captain a reward, Otto suddenly realized something was wrong: "Hey... wait a minute, where am I? Why are there another group of Valkyries rushing towards me?"]
[The little song of the Memory Battlefield sounded, and Otto was caught in a fight among the Valkyries. ]
[Ending reached——Otto, welcome to the battlefield of memory. 】
[Sambo: Hahahaha!]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Walter Yang: Good, good, this is my favorite episode.]
[Ying: Valkyries, hurry up! Otto's health is low! Kill him instantly!]
[Siegfried: I seem to hear the snapping of the Herrscher of the Void's fingers.]
[Kiana: I heard the sound the monitor makes when he gets angry.]
[Hanabi: I hope Otto is okay.]
[Raiden Mei: Dressed as Homu... Come to think of it, my swordsmanship was taught to me by the Sword Saint Homu.]
[After the video ended, an Easter egg video started playing on the screen. ]
[After finally escaping from the battlefield of memories, Otto, for some unknown reason, chose to work as a bartender at the Destiny Bar in his spare time to help others fill the gaps in their hearts.]
[Today, a new guest came to the Destiny Tavern—Siegfried. ]
[Siegfried had suffered some kind of blow and became devastated. The fact that he chose to ask Otto for help showed how much mental pressure he was under.]
[Siegfried sat at the bar, his eyes lifeless: "My daughter doesn't want to get close to me at all."]
[“But if you trace it back to the source, it was all because of the mistakes I made.”]
[He lowered his head helplessly: "What should I do^"]
[Otto stopped wiping the wine glass and pushed a glass of wine to Siegfried: "Oh, don't be so depressed, raise your head."]
【Siegfried: “But…”】
[Otto: "You must believe in the relationship between family members. You are a smart and gentle father. You must understand what your daughter likes and wants."]
[Siegfried suddenly realized: "Yes... yes, I am her father!"]
[Otto: "Okay, now it's time to enter my daughter's heart."]
[The scene changes, and the camera shows Kiana who has just finished taking a shower. She is sitting on the bed, humming a song while blowing her hair with a hair dryer. She seems to be in a very good mood.]
【Dong dong dong! 】
[There is a knock on the door. Kiana puts down the hair dryer: "I'm here. Who is this..."]
【She opened the door without any warning. 】
[Siegfried strikes a cat pose: "Wow!"]
【Kiana stared at Siegfried in amazement.】
[To be precise, I was looking at the clothes on Siegfried.]
[Siegfried is now wearing a sexy outfit made of yellow stockings, ropes, and fluffy fur. The translucent stockings are tightly stretched on his muscular thighs, and the two furry hoods on his chest cannot hide Siegfried's muscular chest muscles at all.]
[Siegfried's clothes are decorated with bows everywhere, and he even wears Hom's ears.]
[Siegfried: "Kiana, it's daddy!"]
[“Come on, stroke this soft fur as much as you want!”]
[Kiana screamed in despair.]
[Outside the room, Otto leans against the wall: "It is indeed very beautiful to love your child wholeheartedly, but it is not good to be too one-sided."]
[“We may be family, but we are still [others], so we should maintain social distance in our hearts.”]
[“Hahahahahahaha!”]
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