[Alicea: As for the water element, as long as it grabs the water molecules in the surrounding air at an imperceptible speed, it can generate a huge water flow.]

[Alicea: For the ice element, you can use a slightly stronger breath to rapidly extract the heat from the air to form icicles, and then shoot them out with your hands.]

[Padofils: This... if someone can do this, is he still a human being?]

[Aha: Actually, this is the mysterious eighth element hidden under the seven elements, muscle power.]

Chapter 97 Zhongli Speed ​​Run Fontaine Main Path (4k)

[The next video is "Sleepless Fat Night". ]

[The song that everyone is very familiar with sounded, but this time, the subtitles of the lyrics and the content of the video have changed. 】

[“Wings go outside, choose a coconut house, and pick the wings of the furnace light?”]

[On the screen, someone scooped up a lot of fried chicken wings from the frying pan, someone cracked open a coconut, and someone used an oven to bake the hanging chicken wings.]

[“The turtle is dead. Close your eyes and pick some pickled bamboo shoots?”]

[On the screen, someone is putting braised soft-shelled turtle on a plate, and someone is showing off the pickled bamboo shoots they just made.]

[“You are greedy, this feast, stir-fried fat, rice, all baked, pot covered, steamed spinach?”]

[On the screen, someone was filming the banquet they were attending, someone picked up a piece of pork belly, someone scooped out a bowl of baked rice, and someone opened the steamer to reveal the spinach inside.]

[“Chicken wings are the opening of dreams, the champagne is covered, but is the meaning still there?”]

[On the screen, someone was breaking open chicken wings, someone was taking out the cooked rice crust, and someone was shaking a wine glass.]

[“Warm, warm, warm~ The tip of your tongue is savoring the greasy and fishy taste in your throat?”]

【"Hello, Ti Mi?"】

[On the screen, someone is making barbecue, and someone is tearing pig's trotters apart.]

[“Don’t drink any more water, don’t make your stomach bitter, continue to be intoxicated, and give me taro?”]

[On the screen, some people picked up delicious food, poured wine, and some people scooped up taro paste. ]

[“Finally, taste the flavor of the orange. The shrimp has been dipped in the steamed bun from that night. Will it be fragrant again?”]

[On the screen, someone picked up a tangerine, and someone else put shrimp meat into a steamed bun. ]

【“Night market, perfect night food, beautiful and cute marinade, chewing and looking forward to reincarnation?”】

[On the screen, someone is filming the night market next to him, and someone is putting Dongpo pork on rice and cutting it into pieces with scissors.]

[“One by one, they started to cut the legs. The shrimp had already tasted the steamed bun that night, and then the fragrant Hui?”]

[On the screen, someone is cutting up a roasted lamb leg, and someone else is putting shrimp meat into the steamed bun again.]

[Then, the lyrics began to repeat, and after another minute, this "torturing" song finally ended.]

[Aha: Oh, this is so much fun.]

[Hu Tao: There are millions of lyrics to write, but they are not difficult for him! Is he really a genius?]

[Sambo: Haha, this is the original version of "Sleepless Night". I have already started to forget the original song.]

[Hua Huo: Welcome to the Pinocchio buffet restaurant. Here you can find all the delicious food in the universe. There is nothing you can't eat, only things you can't imagine.]

[Paimon: I’m going! I’m going!]

[Wendy: The lyrics are good, but the singer’s pronunciation is a little off.]

[Eden: This singer’s pronunciation is indeed clear, and it’s not that easy to empathize with him.]

[March 7: But I really can’t hold back on writing this lyric anymore, it’s okay if I stop drinking water.]

[Xing: As we all know, water is poisonous.]

[Heita: Let’s talk about toxicity instead of dosage, right?]

[Kaia: Perhaps he is reminding the original Fontaine people not to touch the water of the original fetal sea.]

[Yaejinko: Haha, the story behind it is heartwarming.]

[Xing: It’s over. After watching this video, I feel like I’m going to have another sleepless night. Quick, let me listen to sleepless nights!]

[Kiana: Mei, I'm hungry, I want to eat the food you cook!]

[Raiden Mei: Okay, okay.]

[Arata Ichito: Hahahaha, after listening to this song and looking at these images, the roasted violet melon in my hand suddenly smells delicious.]

[Paimon: I’m so hungry, so hungry, so hungry. I’m really hungry.]

[Paimon: I just ate, why am I so hungry now?]

[Paimon: I want to eat, eat, eat, eat!]

[Ying: Forget the time, Paimon's party?]

[(Honkai Impact 3: Celestial Railway) Seele: I see you are not hungry, you are just greedy.]

Having lived in the lower class for so long, Xier really knows what people become when they are hungry.

At that time, I really wanted to put everything I saw into my mouth.

[Paimon: Fortunately, it is not the early morning now. If it were, I am afraid my night would really become a sleepless night.]

[Ganyu: No, no, I can't eat it. I have to control my desires at all times.]

[Aha: Eat, eat, eat more so you can have the strength to lose weight.]

[Wendy: What devil's whispers, you are so vicious!]

[Bluebird: I’ve already ordered takeout. I hope the mechanical bird flies faster.]

[Ying: Xianzhou can actually use the mechanical bird to deliver food? That's great.]

She thought back to the days when she worked as a delivery boy.

Can't be contaminated by the elements, can't run, can't fight, can't fly...

If she hadn't been short of money at that time, she would not have accepted such a disgusting commission.

[Su Chang: Hey, why are you ordering takeout? Has Taibusi already finished get off work?]

[Qingque: Don’t remind the old lady Taibu!]

[Jing Yuan: Haha, don't worry, Fu Qing doesn't need anyone to remind him.]

[Fu Xuan: General, you still understand me.]

[The following video is "Zhongli Speedruns the Fontaine Main Path." ]

[A cute version of Zhongli sways in Liyue Harbor amidst the rhythmic music. 】

[Zhongli swayed all the way to the famous store in Liyue Harbor. He picked up an old stone on the counter and prepared to buy it, but when he was paying the bill, he found that he had forgotten to bring Mora out again. ]

[Zhongli wanted to put the account in the Northland Bank account as usual, but he soon realized that the young master had left Liyue to go on vacation in Fontaine.]

[Zhongli prepared to retrieve his wallet. He summoned a rock ridge, stood on it, and flew towards Fontaine.]

[Zhongli landed successfully on the ridge, and landed in front of Sora who was being shot by Niniane. ]

[He summoned a rock ridge to block the water that Niniane shot into the air, and then used the star to petrify it.]

[In front of the petrified Niniane, Zhongli and Kong begin to waver. ]

[An achievement pops up at the bottom of the screen: Niniane by the Lake.]

[Sambo: Help me, Mr. Emperor!]

[Noelle: The weight of the rock is reassuring.]

[Wendy: As solid as a rock, quickly say thank you to the Emperor.]

[Wendy: Seriously, this old man is worn out.]

[Walnut: worn, but cute, cute enough.]

[Ying: Well, this brother is also very cute.]

[null:……]

[Tok: My brother who turned into a duck is also very cute.]

[Seno: Did Tartaglia become a Duck? Nice joke.]

[Lady: Sir, are you not going to fulfill your brother's wish?]

[Young Master: I can do anything. Turning into a duck is not a problem for me.]

I’ll find someone to make a set of doll clothes similar to Dada Duck’s.

The young master had an inexplicable premonition that this kind of doll costume might sell out.

Maybe I really have a talent for being a toy maker.

[Alicea: Stop arguing. This one is cute, and that one is cute. Anyway, they are all very cute.]

[Xing: Actually, at first I thought Zhongli was doing the morning exercises for the elderly in the park, but I didn’t expect him to turn around and start to lead the army himself.]

[Kaeya: Zhongli can't lose his wallet, just like the Traveler can't lose Paimon.]

[Xiao: The Emperor must have a reason for doing this.]

[Young Master: Actually, I am a little curious about what the Traveler is fighting against.]

When he was in Liyue, he could be defeated by a Traveler who could only use two elements. By the time he arrived at Fontaine, the Traveler should have mastered all five elements. What kind of monster could defeat such a Traveler?

[Funina: That’s a regional legend of Fontaine, very impressive!]

[Ahaha: It sounds like you've suffered at their hands, too.]

[Funina: How, how is it possible!]

[After this, Zhongli asks Sora about the location of Dada Duck, and Sora thinks he should be in the Opiquette Opera House in Fontaine.]

[Zhongli unfolded the same scroll as Keqing, glanced at the map of Fontaine, and prepared to go there by land. ]

[Sora pointed to his own stamina bar and rejected the proposal. He had a better idea - swim over.]

[Swimming only consumes the blue bar, not the stamina bar. ]

[Zhongli made an OK gesture, jumped into the water, and saw fish after fish.]

[A red-eye effect appears on the fish's head: "Surprise mother fucker!"]

[Zhongli recalled his past experiences—the slippery touch and the lingering fishy smell.]

【He died peacefully where he was.】

[Song and Paimon quickly rescued Zhongli to shore. ]

[Sambo: Flooded, overwhelmed.]

[Star: Zhongli speed through Fontainebleau? Seafood speed through Zhongli!]

[Hu Tao: The Emperor was assassinated, block the entire place!]

[Ningguang: …]

Ningguang felt a little regretful. This was the nth time she had seen this sentence.

She shouldn't have said this at the ceremony of inviting the immortal.

[Vendy: Hahaha, who would have thought that the Rock King, who is so skilled in martial arts, would have such a weakness.]

[Arata Ichito: Doesn't that mean that if I tie fish all over my body and use a sword made of salted fish as a weapon, I can defeat the Rock King?]

[Wendy: Trivia: The old man just hates seafood, he's not afraid of it, and he certainly won't die if he touches it. I think the old man will just get mad and send you to hell with a celestial movement.]

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