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Ryan Gosling

"Personal list," An Yi stood up and said to San Yue Qi, "I finally found the opportunity today."

"2011?" Tingyun looked quite surprised. "Oh... that's indeed quite a long time ago, because the star calendar is already to years old."

"I think Miss Tingyun may have misunderstood something...these two should not be at the same time," Sanyueqi scratched his head: "Oh, sorry Miss Tingyun, An Yi just likes to be off the track like this, just ignore him."

"Okay," An Yi shrugged helplessly, "Can you fly the Star Raft, Ms. Ting?"

"Of course...Also, my last name is not Ting, so my name is Ting Yun."

She smiled and shook her head, then sat in the driver's seat and started the Star Raft skillfully.

"Please sit tight, my benefactors," Tingyun said, "Although I am confident in my driving skills, you are all honored guests of the Immortal Boat after all. If something goes wrong and the Star Raft gets bumped and bruised, I will not be able to explain to Master Yukong."

Just as Tingyun said, her driving skills were quite good. At least in the Star Chariot, it was very stable and no vibration could be felt. March Seven and Xingzheng leaned their heads out of the window, while Walter sat in his seat with his eyes closed, and no one knew what he was thinking.

"Wow, there are other Starships outside!"

Xing shouted.

Even the passage of aircraft was managed quite well by Xianzhou. The star rafts did not fly around randomly, but operated in an orderly manner along certain set routes, just like ground transportation.

An Yi also looked out the window, but he quickly looked away. He was used to seeing this kind of scene in many worlds, so he didn't think it was that interesting.

"Tsk tsk..."

An Yi smacked his lips and glanced around the interior of the Star Chariot.

He wanted to find something to do, so he placed his palm on the armrest and reached forward along it. After clicking a button, An Yi pulled it back with some curiosity.

A small box next to the seat opened and a puff of cold air came out.

"What is this?" An Yi asked.

"Oh," Tingyun looked back and said, "There are some drinks in the small refrigerator on the Xingcha. Does the benefactor need anything?"

"Let's have some wine." An Yi replied.

"No... there is no wine on the Star Chariot." Tingyun scratched his head.

"why?"

"Because... Xingcha is a means of transportation," Tingyun replied with a smile, "Sorry, benefactor, drunk driving is strictly prohibited in Xianzhou."

"What a bad luck! All I want now is a dry martini."

"What kind of wine is that?" The one who asked this question was Xing: "Can I drink it?"

An Yi stared at Xing for a while, then raised his finger and gestured while saying, "Three parts of Kingston gin, one part of vodka, half a part of Lillet, shake and cool, pour out, and add a large slice of lemon."

After thinking for a while, An Yi added: "I don't recommend you try it because the alcohol content is very high."

"...You also know how to mix cocktails?" San Yue Qi stared at An Yi and asked in confusion.

An Yi rolled his eyes at her, leaned back in his chair, and slowly said, "I learned this from the movie 007, but it doesn't matter. Let's see what's in the refrigerator, shall we?"

An Yi reached out and flipped through the drinks in the refrigerator, then read out the names on them one by one.

"Suleda, fruity, milk, and Suleda again... What is this?"

An Yi took out a can of drink. There were four words written on the green label:

"Soda bean juice?"

An Yi said: "I have never seen a drink like this before. What is this?"

"Uh..." Ting Yun showed an awkward expression. She hesitated to speak, and finally explained to An Yi slowly:

"This is a specialty product of Xianzhou."

"Specialties?" An Yi asked, "Soda bean juice?"

"By the way, those Xianzhou gourmets will definitely tell you that this is called "soda bean juice", not "soda bean juice." "

"Okay, soda bean juice - you Xianzhou people have a very curved tongue, what does this taste like?"

"...I'm not in a good position to comment on this," Tingyun said, "Very few fox people like this thing, because our sense of smell and taste are more sensitive."

Tingyun's words aroused An Yi's curiosity. He took the bottle and played with it for a while, then said to Tingyun:

"Soda is fine, I like carbonated drinks," An Yi said. "As for 'soy juice', I guess it should taste similar to 'soy milk'."

"Soy milk? Uh - actually, it's quite different," said Tingyun.

"Then I must try this flavor even more," An Yi replied, "Miss Tingyun, you have aroused my curiosity."

An Yi unscrewed the bottle cap, and a strange, sour smell gushed out, filling the small space inside the Star Chariot.

"vomit--"

Xing covered her mouth and waved her hands in front of her face.

"Is this thing expired?" she asked. "It smells bad!"

An Yi felt that this thing was a bit irritating to his eyes. He squinted his eyes, raised the can and looked at the label.

"The expiration date... doesn't seem to have expired yet. Does this thing really taste like this?"

"My benefactor, if you can't accept the taste, you can throw it away after you leave Xingcha." Tingyun said.

"I won't," An Yi said, "I've swallowed worse things than this, watch out."

An Yi shook the bottle, and everyone's eyes were on him. Even Ting Yun was secretly looking at them through the rearview mirror.

"Huh..." An Yi tilted his head and blew a breath, then raised his head and drank half a cup of soda soy milk in one gulp.

After seeing this scene, everyone was in awe.

An Yi gritted his teeth, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he looked like he couldn't hold it in any longer.

"Haohe," his lips moved, and he struggled to say, "Aihe."

"...Ah?" Walter swallowed his saliva and tilted his head back slightly.

"What's wrong with you?" Xing asked.

An Yi's throat moved, as if he had swallowed the liquid, and then he spoke again to everyone:

"Seriously, it tastes pretty good."

Xing felt as if she saw the sparks that had just dissipated in An Yi's mouth, which made her doubt whether An Yi had drunk this thing.

"Would you like some?" An Yi picked up the jar and handed it to San Yueqi.

“…No, no, no, no,” March Seven waved his hands hurriedly.

"You don't believe me?" An Yi asked, "It's really delicious, Xiao Sanyue, you are unwilling to give me such basic trust, my heart is broken!"

"...Uh," Sanyueqi scratched his head: "Even if you say so, I... Um, can it really taste good?"

"I'll pay for it, brother." An Yi looked at San Yueqi sincerely.

“……” March raised her eyebrows.

"Okay," she reached out to take the can, tilted her head, and looked at the liquid inside with disgust: "...This disgusting taste, I actually want to drink this. Just a small sip!"

She pinched her nose, brought the jar to her lips, and took a small sip.

"Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh!"

She was so angry that she said, "Oh, no! Oh, I can't stand it! Oh, help!"

"Pfft——" An Yi burst into laughter.

"Hurry, hurry, hurry, cough—where is the trash can?!" March 7 stomped his feet anxiously with the sour drink in his mouth.

"There is no trash can on the Xingcha...how about you please spit outside?" Tingyun asked.

An Yi covered her face with her hands and smiled, and opened a spark portal in front of San Yueqi. She held the spark edge of the portal and vomited wildly towards the space on the other side.

"It tastes like frog skin!" Sanyueqi slumped over in his seat, gasping. "Like rotten fish!"

"It's worse than that," An Yi said with a smile, "It's just rotten meat. If you drink this, you will die like a rat."

"Didn't you say this tastes good?" San Yue Qi pointed at An Yi and shouted angrily, "You actually lied to me!"

"Ahaha," An Yi shrugged, "Someone told me before that Ji Zi's coffee is delicious!"

"You - uh..." San Yueqi thought about how she had tricked An Yi into drinking coffee before. The corners of her mouth twitched twice, and then she quickly withdrew her fingers.

"Then...it's...even!" She said with her arms folded across her chest and puffed out her cheeks.

Walter looked at March Seven and An Yi and shook his head helplessly.

Just then, the speed of the Xingcha slowed down. Xingchao glanced out the window, then leaned over to ask Tingyun, "Are we there yet? Tianbosi."

"Hmm?" Tingyun pinched his chin and frowned slightly: "It seems... not."

An Yi looked outside and saw a bunch of Star Rafts lined up in groups, and no one could move forward.

"Traffic jam?" An Yi asked, "You guys are driving this kind of aircraft, how can there still be a traffic jam?!"

"Alas... Xingcha has to obey management too," Tingyun replied, "and my benefactor, you may not know that the road ahead is temporarily closed. It's obviously a major traffic route, but... it seems that the speed measuring device is broken?"

"Speed ​​measuring device?"

"Well, but we haven't found out where the problem is yet. Those people should be calling up the backup equipment." Tingyun replied.

"Oh, I hate traffic jams the most," An Yi said as he moved closer to the driver's seat, "Is there no other way to go?"

Tingyun shook his head helplessly.

"..." An Yi pinched his chin and his eyes rolled around.

"Any photos?" he asked.

"Photos?" Tingyun asked in confusion, "What photos do you mean?"

"From the Tianbo Division," An Yi replied, "It's best to be outside the Tianbo Division. You don't want to drive the Star Chariot into Lord Yukong's office, do you?"

"...Eh?" Tingyun was stunned for a moment and then said, "Although I didn't understand what you meant, but...if you mean photos of the exterior of Tianbosi, I do have them here."

She took out her cell phone, opened the photo album, and handed it to An Yi.

"This is a photo I took at the entrance of Tianbosi."

The photo shows Tingyun himself and a tall, ancient building behind him.

"Very good." An Yi replied, "We should take a shortcut."

An Yi snapped his fingers, and then a large amount of sparks suddenly appeared in front of Xingcha.

"What is that?" Tingyun asked in surprise.

The sparks spun like electric welding, cutting a circular wound in the space.

"... A portal?!" Tingyun's eyes widened: "Isn't that Tianbosi behind it?"

"That's right," An Yi said, "so drive the Star Raft over there quickly."

Tingyun did as she was told. She looked back at the portal that was gradually closing and looked at An Yi in surprise.

"My benefactor, can you open a portal?"

"This is normal, there should be many people in this universe who can open portals," An Yi said, "As far as I know, there should be several people who can do it."

"But..." Tingyun scratched his cheek: "For teleportation technology, at least we need to know the coordinates, right? And the more accurate the better... I don't know anyone who can open the portal just by looking at a photo like my benefactor."

"Well, now you see it."

Tingyun stopped the Star Raft steadily on the shore, stood up, and led everyone away from the Star Raft.

"The tallest building over there," Xing asked, "is that the headquarters of Tianbosi?"

"Well," Tingyun nodded with a smile, then walked in front of everyone and said solemnly: "Then please allow me to represent the Tianbo Division to welcome everyone to the "Xingcha Sea". On the Luofu Immortal Boat, all matters concerning airspace, navigation and trade are handled by the "Tianbo Division", which ranks among the six divisions. As the largest port, Xingcha Sea is also under our jurisdiction."

"Wow... You are indeed worthy of being, uh, a ferryman!" Sanyueqi said, "You speak with such aura!"

"Oh, I'm sorry to make you laugh," Tingyun replied, "I'm responsible for receiving the merchants coming and going, and I have to say these flowery and polite words every now and then."

An Yi raised his head and looked around. This was no longer a port filled with goods, but a prosperous commercial area with various buildings lined up one after another, looking very lively.

Tingyun turned around, bowed slightly to everyone, and made a gesture of invitation.

"Let me take you to see Lord Yukong," she said, "everyone, please come this way."