If this is not called love...
The separation of families among the three clearings is much clearer than they are.
Ji Changsheng knew Master Three Burials understood it now, but he was embarrassed to say it, so he made the instruction manual: "When the breath of a powerful person interacts with each other, heirs can be conceived. Heirs can also be conceived by drinking the river water in the belly. Teacher, please give me the instructions." There is the aura of welcoming Master Yin inside, and there is a river of mother-child in front of it. The two sides are superimposed, and when the child is born from your belly, Teacher, this child will be the child of Uncle Master Ying and Teacher."
Xiaoyu, Shaseng and Bailongma all knelt down.
I have never seen such a bold person.
How dare you persuade the saint to get pregnant.
The most outrageous thing is that it can actually be operated, and the Third Burial Mage seems to be moved.
Yes, Master Three Burials is already moved.
But he still felt a little ashamed.
So Ji Changsheng comforted him again: "Teacher, you know that Tathagata and I have enmity, and sooner or later we will have to have a fight with Haotian. Haotian is currently undergoing reincarnation training. Sooner or later, Tathagata will be sent to me. Reincarnation. When the time comes, Sister Houtu and I will join forces to directly transfer their reincarnations to your children. We will accept our uncle as the Buddha, you as the Mother of the Buddha, and the children will be Tathagata and Haotian. We will take them directly. Is it a win to pay off the debt?"
Master Three Burials said nothing, got on his horse and said, "Let's get pregnant!"
Chapter 447 Uncle, good news, you are a father now
Xiaoyu and Shaseng were still kneeling.
They felt that they were not worthy to stand and speak to the Great Sage of Peace Account.
If the Third Burial Mage hadn't walked far ahead, they would have felt like they weren't even worthy of getting up.
Xiao Yu said with emotion: "Great Sage, your mouth can talk life into the dead."
Ji Changsheng said modestly: "After that, this is the ability of my sister Houtu. By the way, Xiaoyu, you are also pregnant."
With a "pop", Xiao Yu knelt on the ground again.
"Great Sage, Yu has a son."
This time it was Ji Changsheng's turn to be speechless.
Yu Laomo didn't know the relationship between the Great Sage Ping Zhang and Ji Changsheng, and only thought that the Great Sage Ping Zhang was Ji Changsheng's confidant.
But Yu Laomo knew his son.
If he dares to give birth to a child, the child will definitely kill him and kill two.
Ji Changsheng really wanted to say, Xiao Yu, you are overthinking and you have no son at all.
But he endured it.
Ignoring Xiao Yu's struggle, Ji Changsheng said to the killer monk, "And you, you have to get pregnant too. You can't let the teacher be embarrassed alone. Otherwise, the teacher will be unhappy and you will all be in trouble."
Sha Monk's face began to turn red, but he gritted his teeth and nodded.
He felt that the Great Sage of Ping Zhang was right. The Third Burial Master was pregnant. If his belly didn't swell, what would the Third Burial Master do if he didn't like him?
To serve a saint, one must know how to sacrifice oneself.
Besides, there is also the Fountain of Rebirth.
Sha Monk doesn’t think it’s a big problem.
It is better to lose face than to lose life.
After passing the inner test, Killing Monk in turn persuaded Xiao Yu: "It's just a skin, don't worry about it."
Xiao Yu: "...I'm not afraid of being embarrassed, I'm afraid that my son will be jealous."
Sha Monk was a little surprised: "Is your master very powerful?"
Xiao Yu: "...not so powerful."
The killer monk became more and more curious: "How powerful can it be?"
Xiao Yu looked at the Great Sage Ping Zhang and said sincerely: "Maybe he is a little more powerful than the Great Sage."
He regards the Great Sage of Balance as Ji Changsheng's black glove, and of course he feels that his son is better.
Ji Changsheng said something: "It's okay, your son will definitely not be jealous. Besides, only the teacher will give birth to the child, you don't have to."
After a pause, Ji Changsheng added: "Don't worry, I will also drink the water from the Zimu River. We share the blessings and share the hardships."
Hearing what Ji Changsheng said, Xiao Yu and Sha Monk were moved.
They did not expect that the Great Sage Ping Zhang would advance and retreat with them.
The Third Burial Mage in front was also moved.
"Disciple, you are indeed a good person. I shouldn't suspect that you just want to laugh at me."
Three minutes later.
After Master Sanzong drank the water from the Zimu River, he raised his hand and slapped himself.
"I'm so stupid, really, why would I believe you, a pervert."
He and Xiaoyu Shaseng both drank water from the Zimu River.
But Ji Changsheng didn't drink.
He just used "Yao Guang Luo Huan" to create the illusion that he also drank water, so Xiao Yu and Sha Monk didn't notice it.
Only he found out.
Ji Changsheng explained patiently: "Teacher, I am here to protect everyone's safety. What if we get pregnant together and a monster attacks, and we all get infected?"
The Third Burial Mage pointed at Ji Changsheng tremblingly, and then his belly grew rapidly.
Ji Changsheng had already started recording.
He also added: "Teacher, please be patient. I will let Master Jieying know that the child in my belly belongs to him."
Third Burial Mage: "..."
Should I say it or not, it hurts a little.
On the other side, Xiao Yu and Sha Monk both cried out in pain:
"stomach ache!"
"It hurts so tight!"
Ji Changsheng spread his hands and said: "Teacher, you see, the reason why I don't drink the water from the Zimu River is to keep my body intact and stay as a nanny for you. Without me, you would really be It hurts."
The water of the Zimu River can directly impregnate a man. This alone is an incredible feat.
Of course Ji Changsheng didn't dare to drink randomly.
Besides, none of them have experience with giving birth to children.
Ji Changsheng didn't want to have this kind of experience.
Just leave this blessing to teachers and others to enjoy.
He was born to "suffer".
The Third Burial Mage couldn't wait to kill this monkey immediately.
But he also felt abdominal pain.
Without entering Daluo, he would not be immune to the effects of the Zimu River water.
"Like Pangu's method, it seems to ignore the magical power of the realm."
Cold sweat appeared on the forehead of the Third Burial Mage.
"Monkey, find a way to relieve this abdominal pain."
Ji Changsheng didn't tease Master Three Burials anymore.
It would be bad if you made the teacher angry.
He looked around, and then reassured: "People from the Daughter Country must have experience. I will go find some natives from the Daughter Country and ask them for advice."
After a while, Ji Changsheng brought Master Sanzong and the others to a village.
There was an old woman sitting at the door of the cottage, sitting on the grass mound.
Ji Changsheng opened his eyes and confirmed that this old woman was not an incarnation of great power. He then stepped forward and asked, "Mother-in-law, this poor monk is from the Tang Dynasty in the East. My master is the imperial disciple of the Tang Dynasty. Because he crossed the river and ate the river water, his stomach was broken." I have abdominal pain, is there any way to relieve it?”
When the mother-in-law heard this, she started laughing. After she finished laughing, she said: "This is the women's country of Xiliang. Our country is full of women and there are no men. The river where your master eats water is called Zimu River. After drinking water, Then you will have abdominal pain and have a fetus. After three days, go to the Yingyang Pavilion to take a photo of the fetus by the water. If you get a double shadow, the baby will be born. Your master ate the water from the Zimu River, which became the fetal gas. I’m going to give birth to a baby in two days, and abdominal pain is unavoidable and there is no cure.”
Ji Changsheng gave Master Three Burials a look of pity.
Teacher, please wish yourself well.
Childbirth pain is inevitably normal.
Let my dear teacher experience what it feels like to be a woman in advance.
In this way, when you become the concubine of the Buddha in the future, you will be able to do it with ease.
Anyway, the saint has a strong tolerance, although it may have been a long time since the saint felt pain.
Ji Changsheng knew about the Zimu River and the Abortion Spring in advance. But since you want to cause trouble for True Immortal Ruyi, of course you have to act step by step, otherwise it will be unfair.
So Ji Changsheng continued to ask: "Mother-in-law, do you have a doctor here? I'm going to buy an abortion pill and take it to prevent my master from suffering the pain of childbirth."
The old woman said: "Even if there is medicine, it won't help. The water in our Zimu River is very powerful. If you want to have an abortion, there is only one way. There is a Jieyang Mountain due south, and there is a Po'er Cave in the mountain. There is a hole in the cave. Shengtai Spring. As long as you drink a sip of the water from Shentei Spring, you can relieve the fetal gas and return to normal. But now you can't get the water. A Taoist came here before, claiming to be Ruyi Zhenxian, and changed the Po'er Cave into Juxian Temple , protects the birth spring water and refuses to give it to others. Those who want water must pay a high price to buy it."
The chivalrous and righteous Sage Ping An suddenly became furious: "Isn't this a monopoly on the abortion business? This is simply unreasonable."
The old woman shook her head: "It's not just the abortion business. All the food, clothing, housing and transportation along the way from Zimu River to Jieyang Mountain are taken care of by the Ruyi True Immortal. In just a few years, Ruyi Immortal has become one of the top ones in our daughter country." Monopoly.”
The great sage who settled the account became even more angry: "This thief deserves to die for making such a shady fortune."
I am inseparable from evil unless it has a backing.
Coincidentally, the backstage of Ruyi Zhenxian is the Bull Demon King.
The Bull Demon King is just a dish to the Emperor Changsheng.
It just depends on what day you want to eat beef.
The green bull spirit has been tricked, who cares about a big white bull.
Ji Changsheng said seriously: "Teacher, please wait here while I go get water."
Master Three Burials didn't want to say a word, and waved his hand in disgust, signaling Ji Changsheng to get out of here.
He was going to give birth to this child.
So of course I won’t drink the water from Luotai Spring.
Ji Changsheng didn't care about the disrespect of his unfilial master and left the place with a somersault.
The old woman was startled, and then she realized that these guys dressed as monks were experts.
Although there is no shortage of masters in my daughter's country and they often see them, those who practice are stronger after all. After the great sage Ping Zhang showed his hand, the three burial mages were immediately treated with great courtesy. Let’s not mention this matter for the time being.
In addition, Ji Changsheng immediately saw a mountain blocking the corner of the clouds. He immediately stopped and looked ahead. He saw a good mountain. It was so good that even an ordinary person who didn't know anything could tell this place at a glance. It must be a paradise.
After admiring the mountain scenery for a second, Ji Changsheng immediately saw a village in the shade and suddenly heard the sound of dogs barking.
Ji Changsheng went down the mountain and went straight to the village. He saw a small bridge connecting to running water and a thatched cottage leaning against a green mountain. Village dogs barked at the fences and hermits came and went by themselves.
Then a Taoist priest came into Ji Changsheng's sight. The Taoist priest was sitting cross-legged on the green grass. When he saw Ji Changsheng, he took the initiative to greet him and asked, "Who are you from? What can I teach you in my small temple?"
Quite polite.
Ji Changsheng, who was originally planning to knock on the door and cause trouble, had to restrain his temper and explained: "The poor monk is a pilgrim from the East who was sent by the Tang Dynasty to seek scriptures in the West. Because my master accidentally drank the water from the Zimu River, he now has abdominal pain, swelling and indigestion." Ban. When asked about the local people, they said that it was caused by fetal qi, and there was no way to cure it. After visiting Jieyang Mountain, Po'er Cave had a fetal spring that could eliminate the fetal qi, so I came here to pay homage to the Immortal Ruyi and ask for some spring water to help me. Master, please give me guidance and guidance."
The Taoist smiled and said: "This is Po'er Cave, now it has been changed to Juxian Temple. It is also a coincidence that I am the eldest disciple of Master Ruyi Zhenxian. What is your name? Wait for me to inform you."
The Great Sage Ping Zhang said sincerely: "My surname is Sha, and my name is Sha Ruyi."
The Taoist's expression changed slightly.
Seeing that Ji Changsheng did not carry any gold or silver around him, he finally reacted: "Are you here to cause trouble?"
Ji Changsheng smiled.
Very good, this kind of expansion is what we want.
"It's not that I'm causing trouble for your True Immortal Ruyi, but that all the citizens of the Daughter Country can no longer tolerate the exploitation of the old thief Ruyi."
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