My Girl and Tenderness
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305. Girls as Dogs
Oh, Rat, I'm in big trouble this time!
Xiao Ye followed everyone back home. He originally thought that he could have a place in the home as a dog owned by his master, and he felt a little excited.
I'm already looking forward to what the doghouse the mistress described will look like, and looking forward to my future life.
However, when I heard the host's mother say something about regretting the marriage, my heart suddenly skipped a beat. The host may not have looked at her photo carefully, but this marriage was originally discussed by both parents.
Is it possible that the master's mother doesn't know what she looks like? After knowing that she ran away from marriage, she came to comfort her because she was worried about her son. What will happen to Xiao Ye, the culprit who caused all this, if she is discovered?
grunt.
She swallowed her saliva and hid behind everyone. The more she saw her mother doting on her master, the more she was afraid of being discovered. Mouse, I am now completely unable to see the light of day.
Only this dark place under the table is my eternal home.
Then Mulan noticed it and pulled out the hiding Shushu——
"what are you doing?"
"Ah? Mu, Mulan..."
Not only did she hide under the table, she also curled up into a ball and almost crawled under the chair, looking at Mulan with her big round eyes.
I am so humble that I just want to avoid being discovered by anyone.
"I, I'm...preparing for class."
Xiao Ye smiled at Mulan and made a strange excuse.
"Preview? What are you previewing?"
"Prepare for the dog's homework." 8▲◇liu~:塶→』Umbrella 4·"⑵Teaching flow group〔?:
She wiped the cold sweat from her forehead and said -
"Mulan, think about it, this is what dogs usually do when everyone is eating, right? They eat in a dog bowl next to them, and then they crawl around under the table while everyone is eating, waiting for someone to throw them a bone or two..."
"..." Mulan looked at Xiao Ye's serious expression, and the corners of her mouth twitched. If she was wrong, it was not wrong. Dogs in the countryside usually behaved like this...
But aren't you being too self-conscious?
She took the initiative to crawl under the table to wait for bones? When everyone was eating, such a pretty girl was moving around under everyone's feet like a dog. This was beyond ordinary cruelty!
Mulan couldn't stand her, raised her hand and put it down again, and said helplessly -
"You'd better not do that. If you do that, it will be very awkward for everyone to eat."
"It's okay, don't worry about me, this is how dogs participate in family dinners."
"How can we just ignore this? You're crawling around under the table, and you're disturbing other people's meals, right?"
"If I'm in the way, just kick me. A kick will make the dog know to move aside."
"No, that's not what I meant... Ouch..."
Mulan lost her temper at her appearance. She had completely given up on being a human being, right? She had already abandoned her dignity and personality as a human being, and was doing everything according to the dog's thinking logic.
I glanced at him silently on the sofa, and felt that my good brother was becoming more and more terrifying. What on earth could he have done to turn a girl like this into this?
It seemed as if he had only been separated from them for a while, but Xiao Ye could no longer turn back. What on earth had happened?
Even though he was planted with the sword seed and became his sword slave, he was not so depraved and still looked normal on the surface.
Touching his flat belly, he found that he was not as completely depraved as Xiao Ye who later became. The sword slave actually had a strange sense of frustration.
Which is more depraved, a slave or a dog?
"what happened?"
Aunt Hong can't be careless for a moment now. She takes care of every aspect of the house to the best of her ability, for fear of making her mother unhappy. Naturally, she also discovered the abnormality here.
She came to Mulan and also bent down to look at Xiao Ye under the table.
Mulan said:
"Sister Hong, look at her. She refuses to come out no matter what you say. She says this is where dogs should be. I'm helpless. Please try to persuade her."
Xiao Ye saw the pair of mysterious red eyes, shrank his head and said -
"Madam, dogs are not allowed to eat at the table. Please give me a dog bowl. I will lie on the ground and eat directly with my mouth, and then catch the bones under the table."
"Is that so?"
"what?"
Mulan was stunned. Looking at Aunt Hong, she seemed a little confused. Did she actually believe what Xiao Ye said?
"Yes, yes."
Xiao Ye nodded and said -
"Or just put the leftovers in the dog bowl and I'll do my best to clean it up."
"That's really a thrifty dog. It helps the family deal with leftovers. It seems like it's the right thing to raise."
Aunt Hong smiled and squatted down, touched her head, then nodded and said -
"Then I'll find you a dog bowl first. I'll also find a way to get a dog kennel..."
"Wait wait? This isn't right!"
Mulan hurriedly stopped him with sweat on her forehead. How could Aunt Hong agree to such a thing so seriously? This was too absurd.
She is obviously a virtuous and perfect wife, why is she behaving a little strangely at this time?
Aunt Hong tilted her head and said -
"What's wrong? Isn't that how dogs are raised?"
"No, that's not it. It's true that dogs in the countryside are raised like this, but..."
"But what? If it's not wrong, then why not raise your dog at home this way as well?"
"..."Mulan suddenly discovered what was strange about Aunt Hong. She seemed to have no idea that there was anything wrong with a girl being a dog.
It seems that it is reasonable to let her husband be a dog. After all, Xiao Ye said so herself, and her husband also admitted it, so she can really give him the position of family dog.
Treat them like dogs, raise them like dogs, with no regard for human rights.
Mulan couldn't help but feel a little anxious and said -
"Auntie Hong, this won't work. It's very strange."
"What's so strange about that? Isn't it just normal to raise a dog?"
"That's it."
Xiao Ye nodded repeatedly. He no longer considered himself a human being. He felt that this girl was completely broken. She said to her idol without any politeness -
"Mulan, are you the kind of person who treats dogs as sons? Do you want dogs to have the same rights as humans, or even to be above human rights? That's not okay."
"But you are a human being! Oh, you really make me die of anger..."
Mulan felt that this guy had raised her blood pressure. Aunt Hong might have a problem with the way she looked at humans. She thought that apart from her family, humans were nothing but ants, which was why she made such a mistake.
But Xiao Ye is a human being, but he ended up like this, which is obviously a sign of self-destruction.
Looking at the middle-aged woman who tilted her head slightly, Mulan pursed her lips and said:
"Sister Hong, you're going to make mom angry, right? Based on my perspective on human nature, I won't accept a girl being a dog."
Unless it's a private interest or something, it's fine as long as it doesn't come out and scare people.
"Huh? Is that so?"
Aunt Hong looked shocked.
306. Her dog suit, his battle pet
Aunt Hong really doesn't have any feelings towards humans. In her opinion, there is no difference between humans and dogs. After all, she is not a human.
Just because my lover is a human being, I treat the people around him gently. It doesn’t matter whether other people are dead or alive.
If he wants to be a dog, then that's fine as long as he agrees. It's not a problem to have a dog at home, as long as he is happy.
But if this would make the mother-in-law unhappy, that would be a different matter. As a perfect wife, if she could not get the recognition of her mother-in-law and her position in her husband's heart was affected, that would be a burden she could not bear.
"What should I do..."
She held her head in annoyance, glanced at the mother and son over there, and fell into a dilemma. Her husband said that Xiao Ye should be a dog, but isn't this what her mother wants?
In fact, Qin Kong also meant that he was being coerced, but it was obvious that Aunt Hong misunderstood.
Even if he admitted that Xiao Ye was a dog, he would not let her eat from a dog bowl or anything like that. It was just an honorary title at most, and it was Xiao Ye who insisted on it.
Mulan looked at this guy who was stupid and wanted to be a dog instead of a human. In fact, she was really enjoying it. Such a hobby was too weird.
Just as weird as Aunt Hong’s self-discipline.
Of course, I dare not say this.
Mulan advised——
"Let her be normal."
"But my husband said he wanted a dog..."
"That's not what he meant, oops."
Mulan felt a headache. Sister Hong doted on him too much. She made up her mind based on just one casual remark. If this continued, would the family really have a "dog" who crawled around on all fours, lived in a doghouse and ate dog food?
I can’t stay in this house any longer!
Seeing Aunt Hong still hesitating, she covered her face and said -
"At least don't let her do this when mom is around, Aunt Hong, you don't want to scare mom, do you?"
"That's...ok."
Aunt Hong finally nodded and said to Xiao Ye under the table -
"How about you come out to eat first, and then I'll give you the dog treatment later? The situation is special now, so you should just bear with it for now and be a human being, okay?"
"..." Now she's asking Xiao Ye not to be a dog anymore. How could things be so magical? Being a human is something she has to endure, right? Only by becoming a dog can she relax?
She looked reluctant, glanced at her mother over there, shook her head vigorously, and said -
"Well, then I'd better go first. Otherwise, you can put the dog bowl outside the door and I will eat by myself..."
Aunt Hong blinked her eyes. She seemed to have discovered something. She looked back at her mother and said thoughtfully:
"Are you hiding from mom? Why?"
"No, no! What are you talking about, mistress?"
Xiao Ye trembled all over and refuted with sweat on his forehead, but he was not convincing at all.
"Um……"
Aunt Hong held her chin, looked at Mulan, and then said with a smile -
"Have you ever thought that it's weird for you to be alone under the table while everyone else is eating? It will attract your mother's attention, right? It's impossible for her to ignore these strange girls, right?"
"Woooooooo..."
Xiao Ye finally came out of his misconception. Indeed, such behavior would make his mother even more suspicious. With so many people around, she might not notice it, but with this kind of behavior, it would be impossible to pretend that she didn't see it.
"what do I do……"
She looked dejected, as if she was a dog with its head down, looking dejected and unlucky.
Aunt Hong smiled and said——
"How about this, I'll give you a set of equipment that will affect the common sense of people around you. After you put it on, you'll be a dog in front of others, and no one will suspect you of behaving like a dog, and your mother won't say anything either."
"There is such a good thing? It's great! Give it to me quickly, I can't wait!"
Gou Zi was so impatient that he pulled at Aunt Hong's hand, his eyes sparkling with anticipation.
"Is this really good?"
Mulan looked at Aunt Hong and saw that she had really taken out a complete set of props. She vaguely felt that something was wrong, but she didn't know what to say.
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