My Girl and Tenderness

This must be a prank. Who is it? Which bastard is deliberately pranking me? Come out!

Of course, no one wanted to deliberately make trouble for Qin Kong. All this was just his imagination. It was just reality's punishment for his slowness.

Now my mother-in-law has a cold and beautiful face.

He felt that the kitchen knife would pierce into his heart in the next second, and then his mother-in-law would ride on his knife and attack wildly, grinding him to ashes.

Wait wait wait, things might not be that bad.

He covered his forehead, took a deep breath to calm himself down temporarily, and thought carefully about what he had just done. He thought he should be able to deal with this emergency.

Okay, let me think about it.

First, he mistook his mother-in-law for Mulan's wife, then he said he had an affair last night and asked his wife to help him speak up, and then he made a move on "Mulan" and acted like a spoiled child...

These were serious enough, but in the end he dealt his own fate a fatal blow.

He said——

"Have you gained weight..."

I am fatter...fatter...②

Fat...like

"I'd rather die!"

He screamed in his heart.

It seems that there is no hope for him.

He stepped on all the minefields, and when he thought about the fact that his mother-in-law didn't know what he had done, the person who pushed the door in was Mulan.

No wonder she left without saying a word. It seemed that she was speechless about her husband's fickleness.

And now it is equivalent to him turning himself in to his mother-in-law... This is not something that an ordinary fool can do.

Moreover, his behavior cannot be considered as surrendering himself, because he had no subjective will. He just didn't know that the person in front of him was not Mulan but his mother-in-law.

It's like bragging about running a red light to someone eating by, only to find out it turned out to be a traffic policeman.

This is probably called... walking into a trap.

I now how to do?

Looking at my mother-in-law holding a kitchen knife, I recalled the stupid things I did last night and today...

Covered his face.

597. Sweet talk to Aunt Mu

Oh my god, what on earth did he do wrong to encounter such a thing? He was just a little fickle, had too many wives, was a little promiscuous, and had a little harem...

Well, it seemed that even if he was cut into pieces, he was not innocent. He closed his eyes in pain.

The mother-in-law crossed her arms, still holding the knife in her hand, and looked at her evil son-in-law with a frosty face.

"I've only met her once... You little bastard, you really accept everyone who comes. What? Why don't you keep her here and taste your mother-in-law's cooking skills before you leave?"

Blah blah blah...

Qin Kong broke out in a cold sweat as he watched his mother-in-law slowly push him into the corner. His body was still limp from the shock of this "sudden situation" and he slid down slowly with his back against the wall.

"No, no, it's really a misunderstanding..."

Boom!

His voice seemed to be cut off by a knife. He stared stiffly at the snow-white blade that pierced the wall panel beside his cheek. It was hard to imagine that the hand holding the handle, which looked so delicate and beautiful, could have such strength.

At home, no matter how ridiculous he was, he would not be treated like this. Everyone essentially loved his wife infinitely, but as for his mother-in-law... she seemed a little yandere.

But when he thought about how he had "ruined" the other person's only daughter, and that the other person was planning to start a harem, he would have been even more sickly.

I can't tolerate it unless it is chopped into eight or ten pieces.

Thinking of Yin Yin at home, I was really afraid that my behavior would be punished one day. What should I do if my daughter married a man in the harem?

No, no, I must kill him! No one can touch my daughter!

His strong possessiveness over his daughter may be even stronger than his mother-in-law's. At least his mother-in-law still wants her daughter to be happy through marriage.

But now it seems...

hiss...

The light in my mother-in-law's eyes seemed to have lost its luster, and the knife slowly moved towards his neck.

He explained in a cacophony of voices—

"No, it's not like that mom. I really don't know what happened. I don't even know when she came. She just ran away as soon as she woke up."

"I didn't mean to offend you. I didn't know you and Mulan had changed clothes. I didn't mean to say you were fat. I just--"

ga-

Like a duck with its neck strangled, his voice stopped again. This time it was because his mother-in-law's knife was already on his head.

"Say, why don't you say anything?"

"..." Qin Kong pursed his lips with tears in his eyes and looked at her with innocent eyes. Perhaps he felt that he couldn't escape the disaster today, and felt that it couldn't be explained in this way.

It would be better to stab your mother-in-law twice to vent your anger.

Anyway, with his physique, he shouldn't be able to be killed, right? Although the mother-in-law used strength far beyond that of an ordinary woman, if he concentrated on defense, he still couldn't get even a scratch.

So not only did he not take the initiative to defend himself, he even tried to suppress his own strength, cracking his skin close to the blade, so that his mother-in-law could achieve the desired effect and feel more comfortable when cutting the ground.

Um? etc?

Qin Kong suddenly thought, maybe Aunt Hong had done something similar before, cutting her finger and making him feel so sad...

Well, actually, I already knew that it was a little trick of my famous wife to make her beloved husband care about her. Knowing the truth would only make me think she is more adorable.

She is truly worthy of being the Queen of the Void. Even if she knows the truth, it will only make her husband like her more.

But I can't do that.

Not only did I fail to please my mother-in-law this time, I even got stabbed, wuwuwu…

"..." Mother-in-law looked at his pitiful appearance and subconsciously stopped the knife in her hand. A complex look flashed across her sharp eyes, as if she remembered him as such a lovable child in the past.

How did it become like this?

Ok?

Qin Kong saw a hint of hesitation on the face of his mother-in-law and felt a little moved. He suddenly noticed that she didn't seem as angry as he had imagined.

If you think about it carefully, if you were really angry, when you mistakenly hugged "Mulan" just now, you would not have slapped his hand away, but chopped it off with a knife.

This is the hand that bullies your mother-in-law, right?

Although it seemed very aggressive now, it just stopped beside his neck and didn't move at all.

"Why don't you say anything? Weren't you very talkative last night?"

Seeing that he seemed to be a little relieved, the mother-in-law raised her foot and kicked him, which immediately made him feel familiar.

These mother and daughter are indeed biological children.

"Use your self-righteous attitude and that tone of doing whatever you want last night to tell me directly that you are having an affair with me, so what? Hmm?"

"No, I don't dare..."

Qin Kong thought about his behavior last night, and it seemed that he could no longer be justified.

"I was wrong, Aunt Mu..."

“……”Aunt Mu?

This name she had always used made her loosen her grip on the knife, and she didn't cut his neck. He had bullied her daughter like this, but she couldn't do it.

Or maybe his disguise was too deceptive.

He looks so pure and innocent, just like a child who is being scolded by an adult for no reason.

"You're such a cunning little bastard. Don't you think it's too late to act pitiful now? You're still bleeding. Do you think I don't know anything? What use can an ordinary knife have on you cultivators?"⑵

I thought my little thoughts were great, but my mother-in-law saw everything.

Qin Kong blinked.

In that case, my mother-in-law used the knife to cut him only after she knew that it would not work. Moreover, it should not be an illusion. She stopped after she saw him bleeding. It was clear that she did not want to hurt him.

She spoke harshly, as if she wanted to kill him, but she would never really hurt him.

What? Acting pitiful is not as useless as my mother-in-law said. This familiar feeling is just a replica of Mulan's tsundere...san

Oh, I got it wrong. Mulan is a replica of my mother-in-law.

That's easy.

He was so experienced in dealing with Mulan's tsundere, and his experience in coaxing his mother was beyond the imagination of ordinary people. Wouldn't this situation be easy for him to handle?

His face turned red after being exposed. He scratched his head shyly, looking a little embarrassed, and said -

"Why can't it work? If mom wants to chop it, then even if it's useless, it will work. As long as mom is happy, it doesn't matter if she pokes a few holes in me."

Sweet talk and rhetoric have become his true nature as a scumbag.

The mother-in-law looked at him silently, narrowed her eyes, and said -

"You think I'm a little girl like Mulan? Only a little girl like that would be fooled by your sweet talk. You really underestimate me."

"Forehead……"

Qin Kong looked a little embarrassed. He actually wanted to say that his mother also liked this, but when he thought about it carefully, his mother seemed to be not much different from the little girl, and even seemed too similar...

I feel inexplicably funny.

598. Why go to see your mother-in-law without explaining to your wife first?

"Ok?"

Seeing that he was actually smiling, the mother-in-law tightened her knife and said:

"Are you really not going to repent?"

He has just done so many bad things and now he is acting unserious again. How can such a person bring happiness to his daughter?

"You should be killed."

"Spare my life."

Qin Kong raised his hand, hid the smile that had just appeared accidentally, and pretended to be scared and pitiful, looking at her eagerly.

"You are so cunning and hateful. Do you bully Mulan like this every day? You let her clean up your mess after you let her down?"

How could a man take the initiative to confess to his wife and ask for help after sleeping with someone else? He didn't feel embarrassed at all, it was obvious that he was used to it.

Now he was regretting more and more that he had been so harsh to Mulan before, because he was slowly realizing that his daughter was right, he was really bullying her, and just kicking him twice was too easy for him.

"Well, what should I do then?"

Qin Kong argued softly:

"Are we going to hide it from Mulan and pretend that nothing happened? Isn't this even worse?"

"you……"

His mother-in-law was so angry that she laughed. She even had a reason and said:

"Then isn't the point that you shouldn't be indecisive?"

She was indecisive and didn't say it was a betrayal or cheating. She didn't say it so harshly, which made Qin Kong think to himself that his mother-in-law didn't seem too angry?

He was really a little smart and could tell what she was thinking from some small clues.

Maybe it’s also because the mother and daughter have similar personalities.

"I'm not indecisive..."

"You're still screaming even though you're like this?"

"I have always been devoted to my loved ones."

He touched it lightly with his fingers and turned his head slightly away——

"It's just that the number is a little more than the average person."