My Girl and Tenderness

"Oh, can't you just help imagining it?"

She covered her mouth lightly, circling his body with her fingers, and said: "…"

"What a confident man you are. Do you think I want to marry you? I just treat you as my servant, or even a bath towel, not even a human being. What's there to mind?"

"I always have someone to serve me when I take a bath. Even though Big Brother is not as professional as my maid and is silly like a fool, he can still understand what people say and can do simple work, right?"

"If you are a small fry, you should have the awareness of a small fry. Just serve me honestly. After all, a commoner like you, big brother, has never seen anyone more worthy of serving than me, right? Hurry up and undress me."

"..."So... this is only a normal attitude for Zi Ji. In front of him, there are only two possibilities for this little female ghost: either she deserves a beating or she will be killed.

You never know which side she is on until she opens her mouth, because she is in a mixed state of being killed and wanting a beating.

It looks like this.

But actually...

Qin Kong looked at the pretentious female ghost. Even though the expression on her face was perfect, the condescending look in her eyes was exactly the same as before.

But he seemed to be able to see the love in her eyes. It was obvious that she was trying her best to be patient, hoping to use this attitude to exchange for his punishment.

Or, to her, it's a reward.

I said all kinds of nasty things, but in my heart I was thinking, why doesn't big brother punish me, this dirty doormat? I'm already so annoying, I should be killed according to the plot.

Qin Kong looked expressionless, raised his hand and put it down again, sighed deeply, and said calmly -

"Ziji, you must know that your current situation is not normal. You must control your desires and not let them control your mind, so that you can go further on the path of cultivation."

"As far away as Mr. Murasaki?"

"..." Qin Kong's sermon stopped halfway. The corner of his mouth twitched. He pointed his finger and looked at the two depraved girls.

A sword master and a fairy.

They were all such extraordinary and otherworldly beings, but now they were completely banished.

What fairy? There seem to be only two females.

Snapped.

He covered his face and complained in his heart, "Sister Zi, you made it impossible for me to convince others. You really don't act like a teacher at all! Humph."

He didn't reflect on how things had come to this point. He was the culprit who forcibly saved the Purple Fairy in that way. Who was the one who caused the Purple Fairy to fall? He selectively forgot.

"Zi, Sister Zi...she didn't go far..."

He still wants to try harder.

Zi Ji narrowed her eyes in silence, as if she was looking at a newbie in cultivating immortals who knew nothing, and sneered at him in a sarcastic tone.

"Oh, this is really your style, big brother. How should I put it? Blind? You can actually say something like this."

"Teacher Zi, Fairy Zi reached the pinnacle of immortal cultivators during the Mythological War, and is a third level cultivator above Ningquan."

"With such resources, he was able to recover from the previous peak and even continue his retreat. This clearly shows that he has touched a higher level."

"That is a place that has only been reached by the immortal throughout history. Even if they set foot there, it is enough to suppress the world and set their own rules."

In the past, no one dared to disobey the immortals' orders.

In fact, it is the same now, except that the immortals have disappeared.

And the Purple Fairy is expected to become the next fairy.

Now Qin Kong actually said that Fairy Zi "has not gone far" on the path of cultivation.

"Haha, what on earth gave big brother such an illusion? Even a passing boar wouldn't say such a thing. The Purple Fairy didn't go far, so only the disappeared fairy went far."

Finally, being severely humiliated by this little female ghost, Qin Kong slowly aroused a little fire in his heart. Although Zi Ji's words were rude, they also helped him popularize common sense and actually helped him to correct his misunderstanding.

Tsk, this attitude is really abominable.

His hands were itching to conquer that arrogant guy with violence.

No, no, we can't do that...

He held his wrist.

Ziji is still saying——

"Even a purple fairy who has fallen into such a state can reach this point. Perhaps being pure and free from desires is the wrong path. Then what's the point of persisting? Big brother, don't you think so~"

“……”What you said makes so much sense that I can’t even refute it.

I can only say that the novel is not the same as reality. If dual cultivation is a formal method, then why do we need to be pure-hearted and free from desire? That is just a stereotype of cultivation.

"Why are you off topic? Is it so difficult for you to take a shower and change your clothes by yourself?"

"Hehe, hey, you can't win the argument so you're just trying to change the subject? It seems like you brought up this topic yourself, big brother?"

Ziji's fingers were still tapping his chest.

Are you angry? Are you angry?

Do you want to hit me?

It was as if he could hear such a voice, causing veins to pop out on his forehead.

"As expected, big brother is a small fry, a small fry~? He knows nothing and yet he wants to lecture others. He is really a small fry big brother who is full of confidence..."

Snapped!

“Ah!”

Ziji covered one side of her red face with her hand, her body leaning back as if in convulsion, and she was so excited that she couldn't breathe.

Qin Kong looked at her as if she were trash, and said coldly -

"Can you go take a shower now, you pig?"

"Okay, okay, big brother, Ziji will go right away, right away..."

Being looked at with that look, Zi Ji's heart trembled.

Ah... As expected, he is the best and I can't live without him.

Cheeks flushed.

537. The female ghost wants to be abused

He scolded Zi Ji like he treated a pig and sent her away. Seeing her leave with her face covered with satisfaction, Qin Kong's expression of looking at her as if she were trash finally broke.

The corners of his mouth twitched and he covered his eyes with his hands.

Slowly sat down on the ground.

In fact, before, when Mu Wulan's identity was exposed, it was probably because he seldom came into contact with girls, not even his little cousin, so beautiful girls were still very beautiful in his eyes.

The kind of imagination that is very normal, cute, soft, and without any flaws.

Even the feet smell good and they don't poop.

Of course, I know that this is impossible, and I secretly resolved not to use this kind of imagination to look at real people. That would be too bad.

So lower your sights and accept that they also have flaws, some small quirks and so on...

That's what I thought.

He thought that he was just a little willful and had a weird temper, but as more and more girls came into the family, he discovered that things were not as simple as he thought.

It can be said that starting from Aunt Hong, each one is more amazing than the last.

Although the Red Wife is a perfect wife who does everything well, the act of encouraging or even requiring her husband to have a harem is not a "small problem".

Then Mulan pretended to be a boy for more than ten years, almost making him think that he was a man. Xiao Ye was just a dog, and he seemed to always spy on him and Mulan's affairs, as if he was enjoying it.

Mrs. Ye and Xiao Qian are relatively better. One is a dead tsundere, and the other is occasionally pitiful and too humble, so they are considered to have relatively minor problems.

The problem with the sales lady is that she is too big. The nutrition goes to the wrong place, resulting in insufficient nourishment to the brain. You have to keep an eye on her at all times to make sure she is not abducted by others.

Needless to say, Tian'er is a bad woman. Now no one dares to take her back, for fear that she will be beaten to death by Aunt Hong. The conflict between these two people feels like a time bomb.

Lisa was digging in the trash can, like a stray cat from somewhere, taking wandering as a belief. I don't know if she is staying in the store obediently now.

Then the Purple Fairy... fell from grace. Zi Ji was such a heavyweight, which made him feel that his previous imagination of girls was completely overturned.

Is it that my standards for ordinary girls are too high?

No, it’s really not their problem, is it?

Okay, maybe there are some problems with me, but, but, most of the girls I meet are so weird, it must be the world's fault!

Even the one who disguised himself as a man and sat on the position of the eldest son of a cultivation family had a son, and there was also a sickly girl who defeated him. There was really no one who took the ordinary path.

Satsuki?

It’s not normal, a brother-con.

They really reshaped my perception of girls. It turns out that girls are so... indescribable.

Qin Kong sat on the ground, feeling a sense of "enlightenment". The beautiful imagination in his heart had slowly been shattered in life.

Reality is always so cruel.

Even if his wife really has soft and fragrant feet, it is still a little comfort.

Like it or not...

Of course he still likes it very much. Even if it is not quite what he originally imagined, he is not dissatisfied with his current life. On the contrary, he has gained so much happiness.

That's enough, everything else is just a minor flaw.

He smiled slightly.

until……

"Big Brother, I'm back~"

"..." When Zi Ji's voice sounded again, he felt his scalp tighten. Even though he could accept many heavyweight figures, this one was too heavyweight!

stomping on...

Her light footsteps stepped lightly on the grass. Her soft and delicate feet plus her light weight seemed to be difficult to break even the flowers and plants. Her pretty bare feet with only a pair of anklets as decoration were already a beautiful sight.

She is carrying a gorgeous dress in her hands, and her delicate face is wearing glamorous makeup. It is amazing that childishness and charm are matched so well.

She came up to him and bowed.

“……”As long as she doesn’t speak, she is a very beautiful girl.

Well, as long as you don't talk.

At this moment, Qin Kong actually had a glimmer of hope in his heart, wondering if she could be a little more normal, so he took a bath and calmed down...

"Big brother, your foot cloth is back. Do you want to wipe your feet on me? After all, you kicked the dirty foot cloth before. Now let me clean it for you."

The pink luster in her eyeshadow-covered eyes still hadn't faded, and the words she chose were still terrible, but what was comforting was that her tone was much more normal.

Qin Kong's hope was shattered again as he watched her hand stroking her red lips. The lipstick seemed to be a little dark, but it was very much in line with this girl's style.

She said she would clean him up. Qin Kong looked at her movements and complained in his heart, where was she going to clean him? Wouldn't it be dirtier if it got saliva on it?

I'm really scared.

He shrank back to stop her from staring at his shoes. He didn't want to imagine that scene. It was too outrageous.

As if she had seen through his refusal, Zi Ji suddenly felt a little disappointed, shook her head gently, and said -

"It's such a shame."

When will the elder brother be willing to let the footstool fulfill its responsibility? It must be the most humiliating thing to have him step on you with his whole body weight and not be able to breathe.

Don't rush things.

Zi Ji is now very patient and shows a comfortable smile. Just by looking at this smile, you can understand why she is so popular among the cultivators.

She is decent and seems a bit intimate, which makes people have the illusion that she cares about them a lot.

I am willing to dedicate myself to her.

A witch-like person.

Although her true form is a female ghost, she looks like a very seductive beauty to outsiders.

Her disguise was ineffective only on him.

"I think you should be back to normal now. Can you understand me now?"