Hikigaya doesn't want to be a force of strength

"Kushida, you want to get along well with Horikita Suzune, right?" Hikigaya thought about it and decided to take a gamble and forcefully end this increasingly chaotic situation.

"Yes."

"Then let me tell you, this is impossible."

"why?"

Kushida Kikyo looked stubborn. It was obvious that she had to have a perfect reason, otherwise she would never give up!

Hikigaya naturally didn't know the real reason why Horikita Suzune refused to make friends, but he could make up a reason...

So, facing Kushida Kikyo in front of him, Hikigaya said with a complicated expression: "Well, it seems that I must tell you the truth of everything and tell you the real reason why Horikita Suzune doesn't make friends."

"Yes, what is it?"

Kushida Kikyo swallowed nervously.

"Because Horikita Suzune is a yuri, she prefers pretty girls of the same age to boys!"

After saying this, Hikigaya immediately made a cross in his heart.

Oh God, please forgive me for this white lie!

Amen!

Chapter 43: Hikigaya Hachiman is a Taoist

In order to prevent Kushida Kikyo from bothering him again, Hikigaya chose to make up an outrageous reason to completely dispel her idea.

Needless to say, this reason was so outrageous that Kikyo Kushida couldn't believe it at all.

"H-How is this possible!?"

"Why isn't it possible?"

The matter was settled, and Hikigaya had no chance of retreating. He immediately began his brilliant brainwashing. "Have you ever wondered why Horikita is so indifferent to all the students in the class, and why I am the only person she can talk to in the class?"

"Isn't this because she doesn't like socializing?"

"Humph, how is that possible? Would someone completely give up interacting with other people?"

"Hikigaya-san you."

"puff……"

Unexpectedly, his usual behavior would become a minefield of explosion at this time. Hikigaya said with mixed feelings: "It's because I don't have the ability to make friends with others. If I can, of course I hope to make friends with others. On the contrary, you can see Horikita's situation. She is different from me. She is an excellent individual. As long as she wants, she can easily make a hundred or eighty friends."

"But, this is the kind of person like Horikita Suzune, but she doesn't have any friends in the class? Don't you think this is very abnormal? Moreover, she has only talked to me and Ayanokouji since the beginning of the school year, and has hardly communicated with any other girls. Do you really think this is normal?"

"This...I..."

Kushida Kikyo widened her eyes, feeling that her mind had suffered a huge shock.

After all, everything Hikigaya said was too reasonable.

She even instinctively believed it...

Although Hikigaya appeared calm on the surface, he was extremely panicked inside. After all, he couldn't imagine what kind of punishment Horikita Suzune would inflict on him when she knew that he had spread rumors about her.

Do you want to learn some self-defense skills starting today?

As Hikigaya had confused thoughts, he began his further deception journey, just like the legendary fraudster 'Zuowangdao' who liked to deceive others.

"After all this, I think you have understood, Kushida. Horikita Suzune is actually a lesbian who likes lesbians. She is just afraid of exposing her true nature, so she doesn't interact with girls like you. Even boys, she only interacts with inconspicuous guys like me and Ayanokouji."

"If you get too close to her, no one can predict what will happen next, because if Horikita Suzune reveals her true nature, she might force you to have sex. After all, the law only protects forced sex between men and women, but there is no clear regulation for forced sex between the same sex."

"Please protect your chastity."

Hikigaya spoke more and more fluently, and he even began to believe what he said, thinking that Horikita Suzune was a lesbian.

This is the truth of it all.

Hikigaya hopes that Kushida Kikyo will realize that it is impossible to capture Horikita Suzune, and thus let go of a pitiful little fry like herself.

"I understand. Thank you Hikigaya for telling me everything."

"nothing."

Seeing that Kushida Kikyo believed what he said, Hikigaya breathed a sigh of relief.

He thought that the other party would give up and not bother him anymore.

But what he didn't expect was that not only was Kushida Kikyo not affected by these words, but she straightened her chest and said firmly:

"Since Horikita-san is unwilling to socialize for this reason, I can help her get out of her loneliness in a more targeted way! Even if it means sacrificing my own body... I, I must save her!"

Wow, am I going to create the first lesbian couple in this school?

Lily pig ecstasy!

While Hikigaya imagined all sorts of erotic developments, he inexplicably felt that something too chaotic and horrific was about to happen before him.

In order to protect himself, he quickly added: "Kushida-san, this is Horikita Suzune's biggest secret. You must not tell anyone, especially Horikita-san!"

"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone, especially Horikita-san!"

Kushida Kikyo showed an enthusiastic attitude of "leave it to me".

Although Hikigaya couldn't completely believe this, he could only hope that the other party's mouth was as strong as possible.

Otherwise, he thought he should just go to the convenience store and buy a bundle of clips, put them on his back, and go find Horikita to apologize.

I hope the other party can leave my body intact.

"Well, goodbye, Hikigaya-san. You told me such important news this time, I will definitely find a way to repay you in the future!"

Kushida Kikyo said as she winked at Hikigaya, then turned and left with a smile on her face.

"Ugh……"

On the other hand, Hikigaya felt the terrifying gazes of the boys in the class as if they wanted to kill him, so he didn't dare to stay in the class for long and quickly left the scene.

After leaving the class, Hikigaya quickly put what had just happened behind him.

Not to mention that he didn't think Kushida Kikyo would tell such a private matter to everyone, Horikita Suzune herself probably wouldn't care too much about the rumors about him taking a walk.

At worst, I can just kneel down and beg for mercy...

With such a bad mentality, Hikigaya came to the student union office, which was a relatively spacious classroom, even more luxurious than the teacher's office.

Because of the change of grade, the student union has also completed its term change, and now it is quite short of staff.

After Hikigaya joined the student union, no one even paid any attention to him. Everyone in the office just kept their heads down and was busy with their own things.

"Hikigaya, you're here." Senior sister Akane Tachibana, who I had met before, seemed to be the person in charge here. When she saw Hikigaya coming, she immediately called him over.

Hikigaya thus entered a room deep inside the student council.

The layout of this room is similar to that outside, except that there is an additional spacious desk and several specially arranged tables and chairs.

Student Council President Horikita Manabu sat at his desk, staring ahead with a serious expression. When he saw Hikigaya coming, he took out a batch of documents and handed them over: "Did these."

"Oh."

Realizing that this was probably work, Hikigaya nodded calmly.

Before coming here, he had already prepared himself mentally to be a corporate slave, so he calmly entered into the state of being a corporate slave in the student union.

While Hikigaya was processing documents, Horikita Manabu and Tachibana Akane started chatting. The topic of the chat seemed to be about the two current vice presidents, but it was too obscure for Hikigaya to understand much.

He could only complete all his work silently.

"Just finish these documents, right?"

"Yes, this is a necessary test for every newcomer, because the work of general affairs includes various types of content, which needs to be handled in full. This is the most intuitive and comprehensive reflection of personal ability."

Senior Akane Tachibana spoke with a smile on her face.

But she found that Hikigaya actually stopped.

"All the documents must be completed. Giving up is not allowed."

Ju Qian didn't care and spoke very patiently.

Hikigaya nodded at this, looked at the secretary-senpai and said, "Yes, but I have already finished everything."

"..."

After hearing what Hikigaya said, not only did Tachibana Akane's expression change, but the student council president, who was sitting at his desk with an indifferent look, also looked over.

After all, the time he and Ju Qian had just chatted was no more than ten minutes.

Hikigaya completed all the documents in such a short time?

real or fake?

Chapter 44: I must find a rich woman to support me in the future!

When Hikigaya directly stated that all the documents had been completed, Student Council President Horikita Manabu and Student Council Secretary Tachibana Akane were instinctively stunned.

They both stared at Hikigaya blankly, and the former spoke first: "Bring over the part you've finished."

Horikita Manabu obviously didn't think that Hikigaya would be able to handle all the documents, so he left his words half-heartedly, giving Hikigaya some room to maneuver.

Hikigaya calmly handed over all the information in his hand, waiting for Horikita Manabu's response with a calm expression.

"Hikigaya, you can't be sneaky."

Senior Tachibana Akane looked at Hikigaya and said in disbelief, "What the president hates most is people who don't do their work seriously and fool around. If you didn't finish your work well, apologize to the president right now, otherwise I can't help you..."

Hikigaya did not respond to this.

After all, he thought he had done well, and unless Horikita's standards were so high that he couldn't even imagine them, there was no point in criticizing him.

In fact, after seeing the contents of the document, Horikita Manabu's expression gradually changed from a slightly hesitant attitude to a serious one.

He quickly flipped through all the information one by one, then he exhaled and put the things down.

"Hikigaya, have you ever worked in the student council before?"

"No."

Although Hikigaya had been tricked by classmates into signing up for the student union before, he was eliminated in the first round of interviews for the junior high school student union because he had little presence and no special features.

Later, he did not do any work related to the Student Union and became an outstanding member of the Homecoming Club. It can be said that he had a dream-like and wonderful life.

"Then it seems that you are indeed very talented."

Horikita Manabu took a deep look at Hikigaya. He had been dealing with people for a long time, and he could tell at a glance that Hikigaya was not telling any lies at the moment.

The other party might just have a hidden talent in this area.

This is how human existence is.

Different people are born with more special advantages than others in certain aspects. Unfortunately, some people are able to successfully display their talents, while others will never find an opportunity to use their talents in their entire lives.

Hikigaya's talent is obviously special than that of ordinary people. He possesses all the talents that a qualified and outstanding person should have, but he behaves like the lowest individual.

Perhaps if he hadn't come to this school where strength is everything, he would never have shown anything special in his life, and would have just lived a mediocre life, pretending to be an 'ordinary person'...

In a short period of time, a lot of thoughts flashed through Horikita Manabu's mind, and he had a grasp of everything about Hikigaya.

"Hikigaya, from now on you should come to the student council every other week. Don't come too often. Just discuss the time with Akane Tachibana."

"Eh? Don't you need me to come every day?"

Hikigaya was a little surprised. He didn't expect the student council to be so relaxed.

Horikita Manabu glanced at him silently and adjusted his glasses: "Yes, you don't need to come to the student union every day, but add me to your address book later. I will contact you when I am free. You can't refuse."

"what?"

Hikigaya was completely stunned by what Horikita Manabu said.

The student council president contacted him personally?