Hikigaya doesn't want to be a force of strength

Shizukaai appears to be cold and violent on the outside, but is actually a good woman with a soft heart. She is the type of woman that if she were not much older than Hikigaya, you would want to marry her right away.

Chabashi Sae is an ultimate sadist who appears to be cold and violent on the outside, and equally cold and violent on the inside.

If anyone accidentally marries her, he would probably have to turn himself into a masochist in order to barely get by.

Anyway, I am definitely not that kind of masochist!

Chapter 12: Hikigaya, have you ever had a girlfriend?

Hikigaya stepped into the first-year's office.

The D class teacher in front of him, Chabashi Sae, was wearing a black suit, with her long black hair tied into a ponytail and draped behind her, staring at the students in front of her.

After a brief moment of contemplation, she read out the other person's name.

"You are...Hikigaya Hachiman?"

"Yes, teacher."

Hikigaya was somewhat surprised that Chabashi Sae knew him.

He thought that the other party would completely ignore him, a nobody in the class.

The only person who has recognized Hikigaya in school so far is the junior high school teacher, Hiratsuka Shizuka, who is willing to save a completely isolated and lonely student like Hikigaya...

However, the situations of Chabashira Sae and Hiratsuka Shizuka are obviously different.

At least, just from the look in his eyes, it was obvious that the other party didn't remember Hikigaya's name simply out of a sense of responsibility.

"I've read your admissions report and I'm impressed."

"Enrollment report?"

Hikigaya was a little surprised to hear what Chabashi Sae said. He didn't expect that this school would have such a thing when students enrolled.

Shouldn't students know this kind of thing themselves?

"Don't be surprised." Chabashira Sae seemed to see Hikigaya's surprise, "Every student will undergo certain tests and assessments when they enter school. These data are the comprehensive results of your past personal experiences and your performance in the interview and written test, and finally submitted to me."

"Are you curious about what score you got?"

Chabashira Sae spoke in a seductive manner, trying to attract Hikigaya to learn the content of the entrance examination.

But Hikigaya clearly sensed the danger and spoke quickly:

"I'm sorry, a student of my level probably won't get any good grades, so I won't ask any more questions."

"Haha, you are so modest..."

Chabashi Sae sneered with a straight face, as if she had not expected Hikigaya to be such a clear-headed person. He was like a slippery catfish, and it was difficult to catch him with any handle.

So, she continued with a hint of curiosity: "Come to think of it, what do you want to talk to me about at this time? It should be your happy lunch break now, why don't you spend the 100,000 points you just got?"

This teacher's words are full of sarcasm.

This is no longer just an ordinary sadistic person, but the level of the sadistic queen!

Compared to her, Horikita is just a rookie in the world of sharp tongue...

Complex thoughts flashed through Hikigaya's mind, and then he said with a fake smile: "Of course I'm ready to be happy, but to be honest, the school is willing to give us so much money at once, it can be said to be a charity. Is the Japanese government doing some kind of Hope Project recently?"

"..."

Hikigaya's counter-taunting made Chabashira Sae's mouth curl up slightly.

She had already realized the purpose of the student's visit, and therefore, she quickly understood the direction this conversation should take.

"Yes, for the government, cultivating excellent students is naturally the most important task. For this purpose, no matter how much money is spent, it is understandable."

"Does this include cameras installed everywhere in the school? Building such a school would cost at least hundreds of millions of yen. Wouldn't such a large consumption of citizens' tax money cause a backlash from the media?"

"This kind of thing is naturally something that the higher-ups need to consider... For people in the school, all you have to do is abide by the rules and regulations of this school."

Chabashira Sae's words are airtight.

No matter how Hikigaya tried to probe, the other party was unwilling to reveal any real details related to this matter.

However, on the other hand, Chabashi Sae was indirectly telling him that this school is not as simple as it seems, and even as a teacher she has many rules that cannot be violated.

Then, Hikigaya realized that he needed to be more aggressive:

"There seem to be a lot of bad students in Class D... Uh, sorry, I just like to tell the truth. After all, including me, there are too many freaks in this class."

"..."

Chabashira Sae did not respond to Hikigaya's question immediately.

She was just looking at the student in front of her with a slightly playful look, as if she was trying to see what level the other person could achieve.

Hikigaya then continued the conversation and spoke on his own:

"There are a lot of free items in the convenience store on campus. To be honest, I don't trust free things. For example, the salesmen who often knock on my door always say 'free', but when it comes to delivery, various fees start to pile up. It's disgusting."

"The atmosphere in the class is really a little too relaxed. Even if everyone comes here not to study, there should be some rewards and punishments, right? Otherwise, if people outside knew that we spent a lot of money to build this school, and the students inside spend 100,000 yen every month on wine and women, I'm afraid there will be a Meiji Restoration on the spot, and the current Japanese government will be overthrown..."

"Both the teacher and the student council president said when I enrolled that this school is based on strength... In other words, there should be competition between classes and individuals. Class D and Class A, although the names sound the same, there seems to be some invisible gap in the results, just like the difference between the friendship pool and the limited pool of the card draw. Uh, sorry, I said it wrong."

As Hikigaya was talking, he realized that he was getting a little carried away.

He actually mentioned some knowledge that only otakus would understand.

What a shame!

+1 for dark history!

Chabashira Sae saw Hikigaya's attitude and quickly said, "Don't think I'm an old man, teacher. I used to play games like Pokémon, Zelda, and Dragon Quest."

Well, even if you mentioned these two games, it still can’t cover up the fact that you don’t understand mobile games at all…

"I've also played Pokémon Go!"

Chabashira Sae seemed unconvinced and added another sentence.

But Hikigaya realized that there was a tragically thick barrier between them.

As expected, there are too few otaku teachers like Hiratsuka Shizuka. If the other party comes, I'm afraid he will be able to name a few popular mobile games immediately.

Hikigaya thought to himself, staring at Chabashi Sae in front of him with his usual lifeless dead fish eyes.

Chabashira Sae was silent for a short time, as if he was chewing over the words the other person had just said, and analyzing the young man in front of him.

Finally, she spoke slowly:

"Hikigaya, have you ever had a girlfriend?"

Chapter 13: I can’t help it. Who told me that I’m a die-hard sister-con?

"Hikigaya, have you ever had a girlfriend?"

Chabashi Sae's words had already been spoken, leaving Hikigaya stunned.

What the hell?

Why ask yourself this question?

Is there any special reason, or is it that the other party has taken a fancy to this pretty boy?

Although he is quite confident about his appearance, Hikigaya doesn't want to have a complicated relationship with this sadistic queen. In comparison, even Horikita looks ten thousand times better!

Damn it, I’m not a masochist!

But what if you can become a handsome high school student kept by a hot teacher in this way?

With the current nature of this school and Class D, the suffering they will have to endure in the future will probably be so much that they will want to die. If Chabashi Saeda-sensei can open a backdoor for them...

Seeing Hikigaya standing there in a daze, it seemed as if he was caught in some huge struggle, infinitely lost on the road of life, and even about to take decades of detours.

Chabashira Sae held his forehead and sighed deeply: "It seems that the biggest problem with you as a student is that your mind is too active. Don't you think that I am just asking a simple question?"

"…But what is the purpose of asking this question at this time?"

Hikigaya couldn't understand.

At least when he communicated with teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka in the past, this kind of situation where the other person was confused rarely occurred. In a sense, this also shows that Shizuka is really easy to understand.

On the contrary, this Chabashira teacher is really hard to understand. She is an obviously bad woman...

Although Hikigaya doesn't dislike the setting of bad women, let's forget about the three-dimensional contact.

"Hikigaya, do you think someone like you would have friends?"

"There's no possibility at all."

Hikigaya answered quickly, looking as confident as if he had just run a 100-meter sprint in under ten seconds.

"You really don't hesitate at all." Chabashi Sae sighed. She inexplicably felt that chatting with Hikigaya in front of her would be very harmful to her health.

If we keep communicating, I'm afraid our life span will be shortened...

No wonder the evaluation of this student in the admission report was so subtle.

"In short, I also think that people like you are unlikely to have friends, but on the other hand, people like you may attract the attention of some opposite sex, so I asked if you have a girlfriend."

In order to prevent Hikigaya from having any more strange misunderstandings, Chabashira Sae told him all his thoughts in one breath.

After saying that, she smoothed her hair a little tiredly, trying to regain her original rationality and normality.

"I see... But I really don't agree with your point about 'may attract the attention of the opposite sex'. Isn't this just a consolation prize? Just like what most teachers often say, 'If you study harder, your grades won't be so bad'. In fact, there is no direct connection between study results and how hard you study, right?"

"Humph, you are very sober at a time like this."

"I have excellent self-awareness and strong emotional management skills!"

Hikigaya responded cockily with a really bad attitude.

"So you haven't had a girlfriend yet?"

"No! After all, I attach great importance to fairness. I am an absolute female fighter and will not let any girl suffer a loss in front of me!!"

Hikigaya felt that his answer should get full marks!

Chabashira Sae seemed to have gotten used to his personality and continued to ask with a cold expression:

"So you didn't participate in club activities, did you?"

"I am a core member of the Homecoming Department."

"Then let me ask, do you have a boyfriend?"

“Uh, ah…?”

Chabashira Sae seemed to have guessed Hikigaya's reaction and felt that he had made up for the loss by a small margin.

Hikigaya saw this and felt very helpless.

This woman simply has an extremely strong desire to win...

"Well, I have a general understanding of your situation, so tell me your wish."

Chabashira Sae seemed to feel that he had understood enough and finally returned to the official topic, "You came to me for your purpose, didn't you?"

"This……"

Hikigaya hesitated for a moment.

Up to this point, everything had been going as he had expected, but what happened next was beyond his expectations.

Every word communicated afterwards will become a huge foreshadowing.

"What I want to say is, does this school really not allow students to go out during these three years?" Hikigaya said word by word, carefully considering each sentence. "Teacher, you said before that as long as the law allows, in this school, everything can be traded with points, right?"

"Indeed, you noticed the most crucial thing."

Chabashira Sae looked at Hikigaya with a slightly admiring expression, "As you thought, the qualification to enter and leave the school can also be exchanged for points."

"Then how much exactly..."

"This matter itself requires points to be exchanged." Chabashira Sae stared at Hikigaya with a playful expression, "Are you willing to exchange points for this information?"