"Hey, Funina, my little Puff, she's so soft, she'll definitely cry for a long time if I punch her, right?"

"The one upstairs, are you sure it wasn't Furninna who punched you and made you cry for a long time."

"It doesn't matter. I still have a way to die. When the time comes, let her cry and beg me not to die!"

"Awesome! I'm dying of laughter. Then can we set up a scam? She looks like she's easy to bully."

.................

"I thought that the captain of the Pure Water Elves' grave guard, Idia, was outrageous enough!"

"I didn't expect there would be something so outrageous, hiring someone to kill someone just to see him in court! Stay away from my wife!"

The cat didn't take the medicine but didn't expect, "The people of Fontaine really know how to make things happen!"

"With Captain Idia of the grave guard in front and the protection law of Funina in the back, I want to see how much more this Fontaine can do!"

"The salmon has changed. He has started to learn from Bengtie and started to make trouble."

“Found a small amount of games among a large amount of memes?”

"The Fernina Protection Law, are you familiar with this law?"

"How many years will I be sentenced to if I attack Furninha at night?"

"If I marry Fernina, am I breaking the law?"

"If Fernina marries me, will I be breaking the law?"

"As long as you are brave enough, Funina will be on maternity leave!"

"You're right, but rules are made to be broken!"

...........

"My wife Themis is extremely popular in Fontaine. She has a lot of rivals in real life. I didn't expect that after entering the game, I would have to be the enemy of the entire Fontaine!"

Maomao refused to take medicine and slammed the table, "Will I lose? Will I lose to them? It's impossible!"

"I'm Qiqi, I love you~"

"Keqing, one of the Seven Stars of Liyue, are you looking for me?"

"I'm Mona, hello, traveler."

...................

Looking at the row of Mona, Keqing, Qiqi loves you... Mao Mao has some myocardial infarction if he doesn't take medicine.

I clicked on the wish, looked at my pink ball and rough stone, and instantly felt relieved.

"Fortunately, fortunately, we are well prepared!"

"This is my wife's dowry, which is full of life and energy!"

“????”

"Oh no, am I dazzled?"

“Master Duo——!???”

"648! My dear friends! 648 pink balls! Not 648 rough stones!"

"She even has more than 10,000 rough stones."

"She didn't even use the double first deposit this year!"

"She really made me cry to death--!"

"Oh no! I'm the only poor guy!"

"Cat rich lady, please support me!"

Themis, who had sneaked into the live broadcast room, saw this and her eyes twitched. She could tell that this anchor loved her deeply.

But she is sorry, she only has Fernina in her heart, and this is destined to be an uninterrupted love.

In her heart, this lovely rich lady apologized for the cat not taking the medicine.

Themis glanced at Fernina who was struggling with the dessert, and her loyalty to Fernina was about to overflow.

The only pity is that the Divine Carlos is now staying in the Cardinal of Oracle and cannot come out, so he cannot be touched.

Otherwise, for Themis, this would be double the happiness!

The cute and playful Lady Funina is hers!

The somewhat shabby Fucaros is also hers!

Come on, salmon, with me, Themis, here to help, I will definitely break your Mi-style knife skills!

After reviewing her plan in her mind, Themis looked at Finina with even more fondness.

After using this move, Fucaros will definitely not die.

But whether I can survive... Tsk, to be honest, Themis is really a bit uncertain.

However, Themis follows the example of the bishop, and she is determined to be the pure love god of war in the Teyvat branch!

Turning her attention back to the live broadcast room, Themis wanted to observe the development of the plot more.

Before the time travel, Themis, as a player of the original god, had gone through the entire story of Fontaine, but up to now, there was an extra self.

Themis is now in the first round, and in the live broadcast room of the forum, players are showing Themis their own second round.

So, you bunch of guys who are not doing their jobs, hurry up and finish the plot!

Seeing that Maomao didn't take his medicine and was like a bandit passing through, even the sweet flowers in Hailu Port were not spared, Themis was a little helpless. This was why she didn't want the Traveler to be controlled by the Fourth Calamity.

When geese pass by, their feathers are plucked; when beasts leave, their skins are left alone; when bandits pass through a border, they dig three feet into the ground, leaving no grass to grow.

Compared with them, the original and authentic Yingmei is so cute.

The cat sneezed without taking medicine.

He rubbed his nose in confusion, a little dazed, and then muttered softly, "Damn, who is the guy who said bad things about me behind my back?"

The cat puffed up its cheeks and took out its anger on the little crab that passed by.

Then, watching the cat running around without taking medicine, not finding the way, and starting to climb up Hailu Harbor but repeatedly running out of energy and falling to death, Themis couldn't help but laugh out loud in her heart.

"Damn it! Why is it so hard to open a statue?"

The cat went crazy because he didn’t take his medicine!

"This cat doesn't look very smart."

"It's so funny. Maybe the people in Fontaine didn't expect that there would be idiots who would go rock climbing instead of taking the elevator."

"I think Fontaine's technology is not low, why does Maomao always feel that there are no roads in Hailu Port?"

"Case solved, she's not very smart, hahahahaha"

"Please allow me to mercilessly mock her intelligence level."

Amid the laughter of the crowd, Maomao's face turned red as he refused to take the medicine, and he finally found the elevator to Fontainebleau Harbor.

Click on the statue to unlock the map of the first section of Fontaine.

"Family, this is definitely not my problem!"

"Foreign travelers have just arrived, why are there no service staff? So it must be their problem!"

The stubborn cat will never admit defeat.

"Is it possible that there is no service staff in the elevator in real life?"

"It's been like this for so many years. Please look for the problem in yourself!"

This sentence directly hit Maomao hard and she refused to take the medicine.

"Is there really something wrong with my brain?"

The cat couldn't help but doubt itself for three seconds because it didn't take the medicine.

"Forget it, let's go and see that cat girl."

The cat refused to take the medicine and chose to skip the previous topic and look for the cat girl.

When I was running around trying to get to the statue, the perspective was forced to shift to the cat girl, and she remembered the grudge of being killed by accident.

I found the same place, ran around for a while, and then found the beautiful girl with cat ears and cat tail on the beach.

"Her modeling is far superior to that of ordinary people. She must be an important person!"

Maomao took a closer look and said narcissistically and confidently, "It's just like this, not as cute as me!"

"Mental retarded cats are so cute~"

"A cat that can't even find the elevator is so cute~"

The barrage of comments mercilessly mocked her. Maomao was very stubborn and refused to take medicine, and would never admit that it was her problem.

"Shut up! Don't mention this again, it was just a small mistake!"

With his hands on his hips, Maomao feels that this generation of netizens is really difficult to deal with.

"You guys are simply the worst class I've ever taught!"

“I hate some fans who have no sense of boundaries!”

The screen was filled with Hahahaha. The cat won’t take medicine and I couldn’t help laughing out loud as I spoke.

The original god Teyvat world, Fontainebleau Port——

As soon as the travelers Ying and Paimon entered Fontaine, they were praised by the water goddess Funina.

In the eyes of Fontaine's group of fun-loving people, he is someone who is very worthy of making friends with.

As the traveler's external vocal organ, Paimon anxiously sent a bunch of people away, but turned around and found Ying staring in one direction without blinking.

Paimon: "Ying, what are you looking at over there?"

Ying pointed in the direction she was looking at and said to Paimon, "There is a girl over there..."

Following the direction of the traveler's finger, Paimon saw the girl standing on the beach.

"Did something happen to her? Did she want to jump into the sea or something... Uh, should we go and take care of her a little?"

Out of a sense of responsibility to save a girl's life, Ying and Paimeng walked over to find out the situation. If the girl wanted to commit suicide, they could still do a good deed and save a life.

"Um, sorry, are you okay?"

Paimon asked cautiously.

The cat-eared girl turned her attention away from the water and replied automatically, "Thank you, I'm fine."

Paimon: "That's good. You seem...well, worried about something."

"Many things...can only be kept in my heart. There is nothing I can do about it."

"I'm just missing the place where my brother and I played when we were little, on that little dirt hill, you see..."

Facing the two famous heroes, Paimon and Ying, Linnet knew them inside and out, so she didn't mind talking to them more. In fact, it would be better for her if the relationship could be better.

Looking in the direction of Linnet's finger, Paimon was completely confused. "Uh... the place you are pointing to is the sea. Um, wait, does that mean you and your brother lived in the sea when you were young?"

Ying also widened her eyes, "Mermaids?"

In her understanding, humans who live in the sea are mermaids.

This guess made Ying's eyes sparkle, because she had never seen a mermaid in Teyvat.

"Although people always call the water around Fontaine a sea...it is actually just an inland lake filled with fresh water."

"Although that little mound is so clear in my memory, it now lies so naturally on the seabed."

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