Original God, Fontaine Regent, was driven crazy by the player

"Question: Can I be a profiteer? Add some water to the body."

"Oh no, is he really a genius!?"

"My friend, your idea is very bold! The pure water elves are watching you."

The cat doesn't take medicine and was amused by the bold idea expressed by this brave audience.

"How many steps does it take for the Water God's body to be auctioned off?"

"Three steps!"

"Take out the bottles, fill them with the body, and then auction them off!"

"Finally, the traveler is wanted by the whole of Fontaineland, and is thrown into prison for life, right?"

It can only be said that netizens' ideas are still very advanced. Even the law-abiding person Maomao Buzuoyao couldn't help but think seriously about what they said and how much Mora he could earn by doing this.

The answer is, you made a fortune! The income you get from this one time is enough to live a carefree life for several lifetimes!

Maomao didn't take the medicine and condemned himself in his heart, damn, am I so depraved? This is the remains of the water god!

I condemned myself harshly, and my conscience hurt a little.

"Ahem, let's continue."

"When heading to the Sea of ​​Nectar Flowers to resolve the Fanzhen Celestial Phenomenon, players can learn from the original flower spirit Zulwan that Idiya, the captain of the Pure Water Elves' graveyard, a powerful Pure Water Elves who can transform into human form, cannot resolve the crisis by herself, so she went to find other powerful Pure Water Elves for help."

"Good fellow, Idia, the captain of the Pure Water Elves' graveyard, is laughing so hard!"

"I originally thought she was a pure water elf with a lot of style, but I didn't expect that when I went to the amusement park with Klee, the powerful filter of the pure water elf on Idia was instantly shattered after the plot."

"The pure water elf Lotia, the ancient boss of the Novice Village, has deterred many travelers."

"And you're telling me that Idia and she are sisters!?"

"My impression of Idia before the amusement park story was that she was a weak but very dedicated water spirit."

"My impression of Idia during and after the amusement park storyline was that she was the mascot of the Pure Water Spirit Grave Guard!"

"Humble: Even though I'm useless, it's great to see you guys are so useful!"

"Confidence: What? It's only 40 times. I'm still pretty good."

"Strong: Okay, I'll cry! I'll cry for you to see now!"

"Hardworking: Mascot, is it the kind of character who doesn't have to do anything and can just let others do it?"

"Collaboration: I'll be outside doing a cheering dance for you guys."

"Good friend: I'll hide myself in the core of the mirage, hide myself!"

"Kailiang: I'm going to leave for a while, you guys chat first!"

"Optimism: I... have lost the courage to live!"

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The cat doesn't take medicine and is laughing so hard at these comments that its stomach hurts.

"What about the eight virtues of workers? They are classics that will be passed down forever!"

"The most important thing is that when we went to ask Lottia for help, she was so scared by her fierce tone that she dropped her little pearl and hid in the bottle. She didn't come out to see people until we followed Klee in."

"Go talk to Zulwan, and you'll find that Lotia promised to let Idia go to her for help if she has any trouble, and then she'll go back to Qingce Manor."

"Although the crisis was resolved by our group of yellow-haired travelers when we came back to the sea of ​​nectar flowers to seek external help, Lottia really dotes on Idia."

"Sisters are always the best!"

"Although Lotia was disgusted, she still followed her silly sister to the sea of ​​nectar flowers to help."

"Even though I failed, I still let her speak directly if she has any difficulties."

"Yes, that's right. Although Lottia is very fierce in front of Yandora, she is relatively kind and amiable when facing her sister."

"Amicable, referring to scaring Idia to the point of dropping her little pearl."

"I am dying of laughter. I guess you have some misunderstanding about being amiable."

"Ahem, let's not talk about this for now."

"Let's change the subject."

"For example, if you were walking around the park, you would find a piece of paper on a table."

"We can click on this paper from the backpack to view it."

"That's what it says—the appointment document from Fontaine, signed by the regent Themis von Fontaine herself. There is no need to question its legal validity."

"From here, we see Themis for the second time and learn her full name."

"In a word, you are worthy of being my wife. Your name is so nice!"

"Bullshit, this is obviously my wife!"

"You guys chat slowly, Themis just woke up, I have to go help her get dressed!"

"Upstairs, are you thinking about Taozi?"

"Get out of the way, my Huang, I'll wake him up!"

"And we can learn from the portrait of the Little Grass God."

"There is also a supreme judge, Navilette, in Fontaine."

"The new water god is a hysterical god."

"But we learned from the pure water elves in the Sea of ​​Nectar Flowers that it was this hysterical god who asked Themis to find them and protect the Sea of ​​Nectar Flowers and the remains of the former water god."

"Hysterical, but that doesn't stop her from doing her job."

"I suddenly became curious about the water god that my wife is loyal to. What kind of god is this that can make my wife work so hard and run errands for her in various countries in Teyvat."

"Anyway, he must be a demon god who loves people. After all, Teyvat means God loves the world."

"That's right. Look at the previous ones. Even Nashida's daughter was imprisoned for five hundred years. The great sage who offended the gods was only sentenced to plant trees in the desert as punishment."

"From previous activities, we can see that Fontaine's technology is advanced, the review process is very complicated, and all kinds of legal stripes should be very complete."

"Are you referring to the big brother who was so overwhelmed by the updated legal provisions of Fontaine Expressway that he failed the test seven times and came to Liyue Port to change his mood. He wanted to find Yan Fei to be his apprentice and return to Fontaine to reorganize the laws and change Fontaine?"

"Brother, you are so ambitious! I didn't even run into him! Ah, so my daily mission is in the Novice Village Mondstadt."

"V50 me, help me pass the Fontaine civil service exam, and share the great cause with you."

"Anyway, we're heading to Fontaine! We can tell based on the commonalities of the gods we met before."

"This water god of Fontaine must have another side that is unknown to us!"

"By the way, does she have Mora?"

The reason why Maomao doesn't take medicine is that he really wants to know whether the Water God of Fontaine can afford to pay for the dinner at the party.

"If you have money, you will be expelled from the God Rank. If you don't have money, you will be expell

"Water God: It's difficult, it's so difficult for me!"

"Water God: Is there a possibility, is there a possibility that I don't need that kind of thing at all!"

Original God, the world of Teyvat——

Sitting in the office of Momang Palace, Themis looked at the host, "Mao Mao Bu Yao", who was talking eloquently in the live broadcast room, and finally sorted out the cause and effect.

"I never expected that I would be exposed in the version of the Sea of ​​Sweet Dew Flowers?"

Holding her chin, Themis felt a strange feeling.

What happened to the salmon? Did it create its own storyline?

Could it be that the Blue Planet that this forum leads directly to and the world of Teyvat where I live have some kind of connection?

My head was spinning and spinning and it became a mess and I couldn't figure anything out.

Themis simply stopped thinking about this question which had no answer for the time being. After all, this question was beyond her ability.

Compared to this, Themis felt some remorse towards the group of pure water elves who were guarding Egolia's body in the sea of ​​nectar flowers.

They are so naive. Themis felt guilty for deceiving these little pure waters.

However, Idia was frightened by Lotia and dropped her little pearl, which Themis did not expect.

No wonder during those days, when I was observing the celestial phenomena of Fanzhen from Fontaine, I couldn’t contact Idia no matter how hard I tried.

Love is about hiding, hugging a pillow, and crying alone.

As expected of a pure water spirit with a close relationship with the God of Water, she cries just like Funina.

I cry alone, quietly, not wanting anyone to see me.

But the difference is that Idia has someone to comfort her and she can confide her feelings.

And his own Lady Funina could only hug him silently, performing the filling of water element, unable to speak.

I'll offer a reward to motivate myself.

For every 150 recommendation votes per day, 1000 more words will be added, and for every 20 monthly votes, 1000 more words will be added.

As for rewards and blades, just go with the flow. I know some of you are too lazy to even vote.

But it doesn't matter, I will try my best to update!

Regarding the question someone asked me in the comment section about the protagonist's emotions, I can only say that she has everything that Lady Funina wants.

The regent himself is Fu Nina's sole supporter and dotes on Fu Fu.

6. Lady Funina, you are a blueberry cream cake. 「5.4K」

While Themis was sitting in the office, watching the cat not taking medicine, waiting for updates and chatting.

Far across the sea in Xumi, the traveler Ying and her best friend Paimon came to Kawanyi.

"Kawanyi - what was the first time we came here?"

Looking at the lively scene around, Paimon flew beside the traveler, looking around curiously.

"Oh, by the way, it seems that Nashida's consciousness was trapped by the Doctor at that time, and she left a hint for us to go to the desert for help."

Ying nodded, indicating that it seemed to be that time.

Paimon was a little emotional. After all, he was so nervous when he first came here and was being followed. "It's been so long without me noticing. Now the whole Xumi is getting better and better under Nashida's governance, right?"

"I hope this peace can last forever and not cause any more trouble to Nashida."

"It will be fine if we are here."

With a smile on her face, Yingmei is super confident in her fighting power!

Looking at Ying waving his fist confidently, Paimon nodded in agreement. It was indeed very reassuring to be with the Traveler.

"Well... it's true. We always seem to be at the center of events. No one knows what will happen next."

"You said, is it caused by your physical condition?"

"Ying, do you have a physique that attracts trouble?"

"I thought it might be you."

Ying put her hands on her hips and spoke to Paimeng in a somewhat unpleasant tone.

He is entangled in a bunch of strange things and is wanted every time he passes through a country. Then he goes to fight the devil and his followers, and finally save the country.

Although she had become famous, Yingmei was also very puzzled. Didn't she start out as a traveler looking for her brother? How did she gradually develop into a great hero?

Paimon had no idea what Ying was thinking, so he just waved his hands and denied it, "I wasn't like this before I met you. At most, I was so tired that I was sucked into the sea by an inexplicable whirlpool and you fished me out or something."

The two of them were arguing as they walked.

I just didn't expect to meet acquaintances wherever I go.

Dishia suddenly appeared, looking at the two of them with some surprise in her eyes, "I actually ran into you here, you still like to wander around so much, Ying, and Paimon."