Anime: Re:Zero - Jobless Reincarnation

These are all off-topic. In short, the physical fitness of the current students is pretty good.

Of course, if Lao Deng was unhappy and wanted to torture the students, everyone would have to endure it and lie down for a day or two with sore backs.

However, this situation is still rare.

Now, the younger generation of students are already in their teens, which is the age of puberty.

Adolescents always have a vague feeling, and both boys and girls will feel their heartbeats speed up.

In other words, the air is filled with the scent of hormones.

In other words, the secretion of sex hormones is excessive, and everyone wants to have sex with everyone they see.

Rudeus was a low-profile person at first, and everyone thought that Roja was just Rudeus's elder brother with a strong background, so if they offended Rudeus, they had to think carefully.

Later, Rudeus took the initiative to integrate with everyone, and everyone found that Rudeus was actually a very easy person to talk to. He did not have the kind of condescending attitude that a noble had towards the common people. Over time, everyone gradually became warmer to each other.

As for friends, they always talk dirty every night. This is the same now or in ancient times.

At night, the boys would talk frivolously, discussing which girl was prettier, how charming her figure was, and so on.

I can only say that boys are like this, especially at this age.

Every time this happens, everyone gets together and discusses.

Of course, Chino was also among them, but he mostly participated as an observer.

And at this stage, Rudeus showed amazing talent.

Rudeus relied on his photographic memory to accurately describe the measurements of each girl to everyone.

"That girl, her name is Tina, right? She's average, bust 84cm, waist 61cm, hip 90cm, standard, right? What? You're asking what the three measurements are? You're really... Well, let me tell you this, bust equals height x 0.535, waist equals height x 0.365, hip equals height x 0.565, huh? You don't understand that either?"

Rudeus then began to explain his own insights and opinions on the three measurements, and made a detailed summary and a set of offensives, and then compared and argued them to give everyone a rough probability.

The more they listened, the more shocked they were. Then they all gave Rudeus a thumbs up and said with admiration: "Rudeus, you are so amazing. Really, I didn't even know there was such a thing."

"Is the person who figured this out a genius? How did he do it?"

The young people gathered together and made a fuss, with admiration on their faces. Even Chino, who had been eavesdropping nearby, couldn't help but agree and calculated Nina's measurements in his mind.

The calculation was a failure. Kino had never learned arithmetic and couldn't figure it out at all.

It was from this time that Rudeus' status among the young men rose infinitely. Especially after hearing that Rudeus had a lovely fiancée, everyone's eyes turned red with jealousy.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 265 Love Strategy

Since then, Rudeus has transformed himself into a love guru, standing in the middle enjoying everyone's admiration and instructing these young men on how to pick up girls.

Rudeus thought for a moment and said to the student next to him: "Think about it, what are your strengths?"

The young man thought about it, and his face was frightened. He did not think he was that powerful, and said sadly: "I am not as smart as you, Rudeus. I don't know much, and I can't say anything profound. I am completely invisible in the Holy Land of Swords."

As he spoke this, his voice became quieter and quieter, and in the end, he simply stopped talking.

Rudeus frowned and looked at the companion next to the young man. Rudeus asked directly: "What do you think?"

The companion was straightforward and said directly: "It's not as bad as he said. This guy is a good person with a good heart. He always helps others, but he is too straightforward and speaks harshly sometimes."

The young man was a little surprised. He looked at his companion with gratitude. His companion didn't care. He shrugged and replied casually: "I'm just telling the truth. You are also a fool. You don't even know what your advantages are."

Rudeus thought for a moment, and finally said: "You should be popular. I don't know how you are with girls, but if you want to win the favor of girls, first of all, you must have a specialty that is eye-catching enough."

Everyone was paying close attention, and Kino was listening attentively.

Rudius paused, moistened his throat, and suddenly said, "Ah, the weather has been very dry recently, and my throat is a little uncomfortable!"

A group of people were in a panic. Some of them rushed out directly, then came to Rudeus with water scooped from somewhere, smiling humbly.

Some guys were more straightforward and came to Rudeus with fruits like grapes.

Those who didn't go out to get things, squeezed Rudeus' shoulders.

Kino was still listening attentively.

Rudeus looked like a winner in life, which was really too ostentatious.

Rudeus was very pleased with the attitude of the crowd, and he also enjoyed it quite a bit.

He moistened his throat with the water, tasted it a little, frowned, and glared at the student who brought the water, "Where did you get this water from?"

The student said innocently, "I got it from the well."

There is a well in the courtyard, which is usually used for drinking water.

Let’s not worry about whether it’s hygienic or not. It’s fine as long as it’s drinkable. Don’t demand too much.

Rudeus sighed and waved his hand. The earth elements gathered and formed a cup. He then used water magic to fill the cup with water and finally placed it on the plate held by the young man.

Everyone's eyes widened.

"Okay, so handsome."

"Master, can I learn?"

"Master, I want to learn this?"

Everyone started arguing again.

Rudeus pulled a long face and scolded coldly: "Stop arguing, is this your top priority right now?"

Everyone was silent, waiting for Rudeus's reprimand.

Rudeus looked around at everyone and continued, "If you don't work hard, your wife will run away. We can talk about this later. I will teach you the strategy first."

Rudeus began to recall his past life memories.

In fact, there is nothing much to recall about his past life. He is the biggest single guy and a otaku.

But there are also benefits to staying at home.

In his previous life, he was an expert at playing gal games. He had unlocked all the hidden endings of gal games. After playing so many gal games, Rudeus also summarized a set of strategies of his own.

This set of strategies can probably make girls fall in love with you.

Of course, this is purely theoretical and the actual effect is unknown.

Rudeus began to transform into a life mentor and explained: "First, kids, you have to strike up a conversation with the girls you like. Remember, you have to chat. It can be about trivial matters or about swordsmanship."

"Don't overdo this kind of chat. You have to control it yourself. Keep it within a certain range and don't make the other person feel that you are annoying."

"When she has a general impression of you, you should show what makes you attractive to girls. For example, Chino has a good talent for swordsmanship, and he can show his talent in this area."

Chino, who was eavesdropping, was caught in the act. His face turned red, and he coughed a few times. He came from the corner to Rudeus' side, looking a little embarrassed.

After all, he was still a teenager. Rudeus looked at Chino with a smile and asked curiously: "Chino, who do you like?"

"Rudeus, let's not talk about this." Chino said awkwardly.

Hearing this, everyone glared at Chino, making Chino look puzzled.

A young man with glasses and a crew cut adjusted his glasses and scolded, "You are disrespectful, call me master."

Chino reacted and said quickly, "Master Rudeus."

Rudeus looked even more proud. The more proud he was, the more he pretended to be profound. Rudeus patted Chino on the shoulder and teased, "Boy, you have great potential, but you are too obvious. I know it even if you don't say it."

Chino was slightly stunned, and seeing Rudeus's half-smiley eyes, he quickly changed the subject and said, "Master, don't waste your time on me, and continue to explain your tricks!"

Rudeus stopped teasing Chino and continued, "If we want to attract the attention of the opposite sex, the best way is to show our strengths. As I said before, this is about showing your strengths and avoiding your weaknesses, showing your handsome side, just like a peacock spreading its tail, to attract the attention of the opposite sex."

A student raised his hand, and Rudeus raised his finger and pointed, "Come on, go ahead."

The student asked in the attitude of asking if he didn't understand: "Teacher, what is a peacock spreading its tail?"

Rudeus patted his head and subconsciously brought up the example from his previous life. However, this kind of thing was also easy to explain.

Rudeus explained: "The peacock is a kind of magical beast. During the courtship period, this kind of magical beast will spread its wings, and the feathers on its tail will be particularly gorgeous, showing its charm, thereby attracting females and finally achieving the purpose of reproduction."

Everyone nodded in unison.

Rudeus continued, "This is one of your techniques for conquering girls. Show how handsome and powerful you are. Girls like handsome guys. First make them curious about you, then slowly seduce them, and finally win them over. Do you understand?"

Everyone was convinced and praised Mr. Rudeus as a truly knowledgeable teacher who was much better than that old man.

Rudeus's mouth curled up, becoming more and more proud. Then, as if he remembered something, he said to everyone with a serious face: "In fact, I found that if you really want to win a girl, you don't need to be so outstanding. They are more likely to pick out the best man from the people they know and then choose to be with him. In other words, children, don't be inferior. If you have an idea, you must be bold to try. Your potential is far beyond your imagination. What if, you succeed?"

For a while, the teenagers' minds moved, a teenager was encouraged, and suddenly stood up, her eyes were full of hot colors. The teenager said: "I was taught, Master Ludius, I went to Alice to confess. From her punch, I felt that she was the goddess in my mind!"

Rudeus suddenly raised his head and looked at the young man, the corner of his mouth twitching.

"Kid, don't go. You will get beaten. Let's sit down and talk!"

Rudeus said this loudly, but the boy had already rushed out the door and disappeared into the night.

The speed was so fast that before everyone could react, the opponent had already rushed out.

Only people were left looking at each other.

"He should be okay, right?"

No one knew who spoke these words in a weak voice. Everyone looked at each other and saw the guilt in each other's eyes.

Everyone knows whether there is any problem or not.

It's hard to say whether Alice could pin Nina to the ground and beat her up.

Less than half an hour.

The screams echoed in the autumn night.

The next day, a pig's head appeared in the dormitory.

Compared to Rudeus' success with the boys, the situation with the girls was much more complicated.

Although Alice found Nina and said sorry.

But looking at the other party's attitude, Nina didn't feel much sincerity, and she was also embarrassed because she had made a fool of herself in front of everyone.

Alice just nodded slightly and didn't say much.

According to Nina, since she had already apologized, she should be more sincere and at least get the owner's forgiveness before leaving.

But apparently, Nina still muttered about Alice's bluntness.

Seeing Nina nod, Alice thought that this meant that the other party accepted her apology, and then, nothing happened.

He turned his head and left.

Nina was too embarrassed to do it, but Alice didn't care. The atmosphere between the two of them was very weird, and no one paid attention to each other when they met.

In other words, it was like the Cold War.

The small circle surrounding Nina, with Nina as the core, saw that the big sister did this, so they naturally followed suit and deliberately ignored Alice.

But Alice didn't care at all, which made everyone feel frustrated, as if they were punching cotton.

Apart from interpersonal relationships, learning swordsmanship is also the most important part.

Rudeus and Alice also made good progress. Rudeus had some basic skills, having practiced swordplay with Paul when he was young, and had received instruction from Gileno. Although his progress could not be described as rapid, he was much better than other students.

Of course, if we were to say who has made the most progress between the two, it would have to be Alice.

Being straightforward has its advantages. Alice was born with extraordinary intuition, and her strength and speed are far beyond those of her peers. Otherwise, Alice would not have been able to pin Nina to the ground and beat her.

After receiving instruction from Gal and Roya, the girl's swordsmanship skills continued to improve.

To these youngsters, the two's teaching was very simple. They would take half an hour and let Alice use all her skills to attack as much as possible, and finally make improvements based on Alice's movements.

Alice's movements are actually quite standard, and the Sword God Style is not necessarily the most standard and correct. For many swordsmen, what they are used to is the best.

Of course, this only applies to those who have already made the habit an instinct.

Alice is still young and her habits can be changed. Under the guidance of Roya and Gal, some of her postures have become more standard.

The perspective returns to Roya.

Things will be much simpler afterwards.

The old sword god worked harder and began to coach Roya as much as possible. He explained all the flaws and loopholes in Roya, and explained from the enemy's perspective how he would attack if he were the opponent, and what breakthroughs Roya had.

Gal had never said this before. Although it cannot be said that Gal just dealt with Roya casually, it certainly could not be compared with Gal's current attitude towards Roya.

Thanks to this, Luo Ya's progress is also very rapid, even to the point of being exaggerated.