Humble human being, you would never have imagined in your dreams that the most perfect woman in your eyes is right in front of you right now, right?
The thought of this.
A playful smile suddenly appeared on Pandora's pretty face again.
However, at this moment, Jia Long continued to speak:
"Of course this is just a myth. In fact, in my opinion, this Pandora is just a silly girl!"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 96: Punishment! Jia Long Plays with Pandora Three Times (Part )
In an instant, Pandora's smile froze on her face.
The children were all stunned:
"Uncle Dean, what do you mean by silly girl?"
"It means stupid, idiotic, brainless, and a vase!"
After Jia Long explained this, the children immediately understood. Yihui smiled heartlessly and said:
"Isn't this just a fool? And a perfect female fool created by the gods! How funny, haha~"
What Yihui said was interesting, and the children all joined in the laughter.
"Hey, classmate Duoduo, why don't you smile?"
Only Pandora was as cold as an ice cube, and the look she gave Ikki was so cold that it made his back go cold.
Another person who enjoyed the killing gaze was Jia Long.
However, he didn't care, but spoke to the children with great interest, explaining why he said that.
"The name Pandora means the gift from the gods to all mankind."
"The gods did give Pandora many abilities, such as charm, seduction, language, craftsmanship, music, etc., but they did not give her wisdom. The purpose was to prevent her from discovering the evil hidden behind these beauties...
Pandora's Box!
This magic box suppresses the demons that wreak havoc on the world.
You all know the result. Pandora foolishly opened the magic box. How ironic! The most perfect human being released the disaster that brought disaster to the world... One Hundred and Eight Demon Stars!"
Hearing this, the children nodded in agreement.
Pandora's face turned pale.
This damn guy really just exposes her shortcomings!
However, what she didn't know was that Jia Long's journey of exposing others' shortcomings had just begun.
"What's even more stupid is that she released the disaster and in a panic she locked 'hope' in the magic box. This 'hope' was secretly placed in the magic box by the goddess Athena when the gods weren't paying attention!"
"Without the guidance of the goddess of victory, mankind suffered greatly from the evil star, and disasters were rampant. Those days were the darkest era of demons. All this was because of Pandora's stupidity!"
Jia Long exposed the shortcomings again.
Pandora's pretty face turned from blue to black.
"The stupidest thing is that Pandora actually married a man who was even more stupid than her, the fool Epimetheus. Yes, he is the brother of the wise man Prometheus, and he is also the culprit who forced Prometheus to steal the sacred fire."
Having said that, Jia Long paused again and looked at Yihui and others who were curious.
"By the way, do you know how stupid this Mr. Fool is?"
"do not know."
"He was so stupid that he didn't even know how to have a baby with a woman. Well, Pandora didn't seem to know either. This pair of dragon and phoenix finally chose to mold a baby named Pyrrha out of mud."
"Uncle Dean, how could there be someone as stupid as Pandora in the world? Doesn't she even know something as simple as holding hands to make a baby?"
"Yeah, how can Pandora be as smart as you, Hui?"
After praising Yihui, Jia Long looked at Pandora again, and found that the latter's face was not right, and immediately asked with concern:
"Duoduo, isn't the story of Pandora the silly girl interesting? Why is your face sometimes blue and sometimes black?"
"Huh? What's that sound? Duoduo, why are you grinding your teeth? Are you sick? How about I take you to the doctor to draw blood and do some tests?"
If she could bite people, Pandora would have pounced on him and bit Jia Long to death.
But she can't.
For the moment.
For the great cause of the underworld.
She couldn't reveal her identity to this Holy Land messenger.
She could only choose to endure humiliation, sleep on straw and taste gall, and even had to force herself to smile a little, which was uglier than crying, under Jia Long's concerned gaze.
"Uncle Dean, I'm fine, really fine, don't worry."
"That's good, Duoduo. Although the death of a loved one is painful, you have to learn to be happy here. Otherwise, how about I tell you a few more stupid stories about Pandora to cheer you up?"
"Really...really not necessary."
"Really? Well, then, I will change to a mythological character and tell you about the stupid things that Hades, the god of the underworld did..."
"Crackling~"
There was a sound of Pandora's teeth being bitten.
Afraid of attracting Jia Long's attention.
She also had to cover her mouth tightly.
Not to mention how uncomfortable it was.
Seeing Pandora's appearance, Jia Long was secretly happy, but decided to let her go for the time being. After all, there was a long time to come, and it would be very troublesome if he really made her go berserk.
Speaking of which, with the fusion of Pluto's soul and Shun in the past few days, this child has shown signs of being different from ordinary people.
For example, a baby who is growing rapidly and used to have difficulty crawling is now able to run in the past two days.
For example, he has a strong learning ability and follows Ikki around every day, babbling and learning from his brother.
If this situation continues to develop, Pluto's initial awakening is just around the corner!
Therefore, Jia Long didn't want to over-stimulate Pandora, so after telling the myth story, he dismissed the children from class, and then leisurely took Tsunade Chiyo back to the Muying Building to watch the game.
However, he didn't expect that before he left the orphanage, Pandora got into trouble again.
"Dean, something happened. Duoduo injured someone just after you left!"
"?!"
There was an injury incident in the orphanage, which was a big deal, so Jia Long and Tsunade Chiyo had to return the same way they came.
"Duoduo, why did you hit someone?"
In the staff room, Pandora stood alone in front of Jia Long, with her head lowered as if accepting the punishment, but her snow-white little fists were clenched tightly.
Things are not complicated.
As soon as Jia Long and Tsunade left, the children had fun and started discussing Pandora with great interest.
The children in the key classes are a group of energetic guys.
Ikki, the master of committing suicide, won’t talk about it.
None of Seiya, Shiryu, Xiewu and others are good people either.
In short, the children got into a conflict while talking, and the hot-blooded little cockroaches decided to solve it with force.
Of course, fighting is prohibited in the orphanage.
So they changed their fighting style to dance, the elephant dance!
This was nothing, it was a common occurrence in the orphanage. When the little cockroaches were about to have a dance battle, the other children joined in the fun, including Pandora.
However, an accident happened during this dance battle.
Just when Ikki, the master of seeking death, was fighting against Shiryu, the master of stripping.
Shun, who has become a different person, actually imitates his brother again and joins the cockroaches in the dance battle.
The mighty King of Hell danced the elephant dance with a group of little kids.
What kind of system?
If this gets out, it will be the laughing stock of the three realms!
Pandora is angry!
She can endure humiliation, but she will never allow Hades to be blasphemed in any way!
So, she, who was already angry, finally exploded and kicked the culprits Ikki and Shiryu severely. Her kicks were so heavy that they even injured their vital parts.
"Duoduo, in my impression, you have always been a good kid and a little lady. How could you fight and even hurt someone?"
"Because they deserve to be beaten!"
"You deserve to be beaten? Is this your attitude of admitting your mistake? According to the rules of the orphanage, you will be transferred for such a vicious assault! Do you want to leave the Twin Orphanage?"
"I...I don't want to! As long as you don't let me transfer, you can punish me however you want!"
"it is good!"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 97 Punishment! Jia Long Plays with Pandora Three Times (Part )
"Lady Pandora, who is both wise and beautiful, must be playing tricks on that despicable and shameless guy right now! Meow~"
On the exterior wall of the Twin Orphanage building.
A fluffy black cat is walking around swiftly.
This cat is none other than Cheshire, the Nine-Life Cat from the Earth Beast Star.
The Demon Stars were great demons that brought disaster to the world in ancient times. They fled to the underworld and obtained the underworld clothes, becoming more powerful than before.
But his abilities as a demon remain.
Logically, Cheshire should stay in the villa and wait for Pandora's orders.
But she really wanted to see Jia Long being teased.
That's why he secretly changed back into a cat, sneaked into the Gemini Orphanage, and used his sensitive nose to search for Pandora.
Soon she could smell Pandora's scent.
"Why is there still a disgusting smell from Lady Pandora? This smell is from that damned Holy Land Messenger! Great, I knew Lady Pandora wouldn't let him go, meow~"
"You have to look at the owner when petting a cat. How dare you catch me? This time I will make sure you know how powerful Pandora is!"
Cheshire quickly came to the staff room window, with great excitement, grabbed the window sill with his paws, widened his cat's eyes, and looked inside the window with great anticipation.
In her imagination, the extremely noble Lady Pandora must be holding her arms, looking proudly at the Holy Land Messenger who is crawling at her feet like a queen looking at a pariah, emitting a sacred and inviolable aura.
however.
Just a glance.
Cheshire's cat-like eyes became dull.
She saw that the extremely sacred and noble Lady Pandora was lying on Jia Long's legs with a humiliated look on her face, and the extremely lowly Holy Land Messenger in her heart was raising his big palm high and slapping Pandora hard...
"Snapped!"
"how so?!"
Outside the window, Cheshire felt as if struck by lightning. In panic, his claws fell off the windowsill and he fell straight from the building more than ten floors above.
"Curiosity kills the cat, meow~"
……
"Snapped!"
Inside the staff room, Jia Long slapped him hard.
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