As the host, Kota Totani remained silent as he watched the soothing background unfold at the beginning, but as soon as he saw the heroine appear, he immediately became emotional and praised her loudly, which immediately aroused the emotions of the audience.
The beautiful composition of the heroine's appearance had already generated a lot of expectations, and now being provoked by the words, everyone's interest became even higher, and the number of barrages on the screen immediately increased significantly.
[What kind of encounters will I have in an environment that is completely different from before? 】
The plot evolves again. The male protagonist, who is full of expectations for his future life, runs all the way to the main entrance of the diving shop and pushes open the door.
"Ah!!!"
"Out, safe, rock, paper, scissors!" ×N
Baseball punch!
The door opened, and a group of philosophical hunks, some with nothing on except their underwear, were cheering.
Rock, paper, scissors, the loser has to strip down to his underwear!
"Eh?"
"Eh?????"
Outside the screen, the up-host Kota Totani, who had previously praised the fresh graphics of "Azure Blue", was dumbfounded, and the audience was also dumbfounded.
【What did I see? 】
[I saw a pool of wine and a forest of meat, ah, heaven is waving to me]
[When I opened the door of the store, I saw a group of philosophical macho men playing baseball. How could I have such a dream? ]
[There must be something wrong with the way I opened it. ]
Instead of doubting Sato Yu and the animation, the audience decisively chose to doubt their own brains first.
Just like the male protagonist Kitahara Iori in the anime.
Taking a deep breath, he closed the door of the diving shop, and the audience chose to refresh the webpage.
Sure enough, this time, starting with the closing of the door and the refreshing of the webpage, the extremely refreshing animation OP officially played with dynamic male rock music.
[Sure enough, there is something wrong with my eyes]
[My heart and lungs almost stopped working]
[A funny scene suddenly appears in the front screen. Sato Yuu, you are amazing]
[Not to mention, the OP sounds pretty good, and the visuals are great. It's really romantic to sail in the blue ocean.]
"It should be a joke, to suddenly insert some indecent scenes to entertain everyone and create some selling points, but it always feels like it backfired? It's funny, but the fresh atmosphere created in the previous one and a half minutes was destroyed in an instant.
It’s a good job, but it was done very badly. I hope it won’t be done again in the future.
What? Will it be all these bad scenes? Of course not. Sato Yuu is not a fool. The production team and the president Nanae Mochizuki would never let him mess around. It must be just a joke.
OP is already so refreshing, it's really inappropriate for you to still think of those weird things.
Wait, after the OP is over, open the door again, this time it should be a normal scene, or maybe it will be completely opposite, with a lot of female characters wearing bikinis looking at the male protagonist? If it were me, I would definitely create such a contrast. "
PV fraud, voice actor fraud and then OP fraud. Even though Sato Yu had already given the audience a hint before the OP was broadcast, the previous publicity was too preconceived and too intentional, and both the audience and the up-host Kota Totani treated it as a joke.
Especially Kota Totani, he was even more convinced of his bikini inference.
When the OP was really over and the male protagonist gathered himself and prepared to open the door again, he slammed the table and shouted in an exaggerated manner.
"Come on, my bikini feast!"
rock-paper-scissors!
It was even more shocking than the previous scenes, and it was no longer something that could be described simply by philosophy. The macho men were shouting wildly in the store, and countless black balls and countless unsightly mosaics filled the entire screen, turning into shock waves that shook the hearts and shattered the brains of all the audience!
"Fuck!"
Cursing words instantly poured out from his dantian, and the bikini beauty was replaced by a mosaic macho man. He was frightened too much, and in surprise, Totani Kota leaned back too hard, collapsing the seat in an instant and falling to the ground.
How painful! He had been knocked to the ground by the macho man's attack and turned into a star-like mouth of anger!
ps: The second chapter will be completed very late, probably around six in the morning.
Volume 93: Chapter Chapter . Looking for a Normal Person
The college life of his dreams, a brand new chapter in his life, but after pushing the door open, he saw the philosophical predecessor and his terrifying mosaic black ball. The protagonist Kitahara Iori's originally strong psychological defense was shattered in an instant, and he fell to his knees in pain.
Outside the screen, Totani Kota lies on his back, staring blankly at the familiar ceiling and pondering the ultimate question of life: who is he, where is he, and what is he looking at?
In short, it was a huge scam. Whether it was the animation male protagonist Kitahara Iori, Totani Kouta, or the audience, they all collapsed in an instant!
"Hu~Hu~~, it's okay, it's all just the production team's bad taste. Although this ruins the overall atmosphere, it does add some laughs. There is a group of veterans with rough styles to adjust the atmosphere. As long as the subsequent love line can be handled well, it will still be a good animation."
[I was already paralyzed with fear, and I had to maintain the animation after getting up. Really, I cried my heart out.]
[I am dying of laughter. Animation plus Kota, double the show effect! ]
[I'm serious, Kota seems to be going crazy with beautiful girls every day, but it can't be Nantong, I have a crush on the handsome director Sato, I'm washing him here]
[It's okay. The distinctive seniors act as a diversion, and the male protagonist is in charge of making jokes. The youth love story is still a youth love story. It doesn't have much impact. On the contrary, it becomes more interesting. I like this setting very much.]
"Yes, yes, as believers, we have to believe in Kami Sato!"
After all, he loves Sato Yu, the god in his mind, deeply. Until this moment, Totani Kota still has expectations for him and his conscience.
The animation has only been going on for less than four minutes, how can you arbitrarily define it as a vulgar and shitty animation?
It's me who should reflect on myself! Totani Kota yelled at himself in his heart!
And then, after a scene in which the senior chases the male protagonist, on the way to get the diving oxygen tank, a literary scene seems to confirm his guess.
[Diving, but I don’t plan to try it. ]
【Why? Don’t you want to try it? 】
【......I can not swim】
[Haha, you are not bad at Chinese, right?]
【What do you mean? 】
[Because I asked if you wanted to, you asked if I could. ]
[I want to dive to the bottom of the sea, but I can't even swim...]
【There will always be a way.】
[How can that be possible? ]
[It is useless to choose something you are good at at the beginning. What matters is whether you are interested in it. ]
“Yes, the beginning of anything should not be determined by whether or not you can do it, but by whether or not you want to do it. Just like when I first started to be an up-master, I read the scripts with difficulty, and it took me a long time to make videos, and the number of views was only a few dozen or a few hundred.
But liking and interest are really the best driving force, and it is the passion that has kept me going until now.
From this point of view, the drama is indeed very good, very artistic, especially the last sentence, which is simply a famous saying! "
At this point, his trust in Sato Yu, animation, and Totani Kouta increased a little bit. Later, when the heroine Chisa Furutegawa's sister Nanaka Furutegawa appeared, his trust in him increased even more.
It's still a diving suit, and the undressing scene is almost the same as when the heroine appeared. This plump big sister takes off her upper body diving suit, revealing the white bikini underneath. Her plump heart is swaying, which is so impactful and has a lot of visual tension.
"No, a bikini on the upper body and diving leather pants that highlight the body curves on the lower body, this outfit is really amazing, and the sisters each wear it... Maybe my XP has awakened!"
[It's power! My XP also needs to awaken power! ]
[Is it possible that you just like the pretty ones? ]
[Two childhood sweethearts, it seems that the sisters will all be harems? I am already very happy as a substitute, and the funny scenes in the previous part can no longer affect me at all! ]
The two literary scenes, one with the senior and the other with the cousin, are both excellent, which immediately dispersed the previous funny atmosphere and brought the tone back to the sour and stinky love comedy.
This time I probably won't do that anymore and I should be able to tell the story properly.
This is what Kota Totani and the audience thought as they were attracted and immersed in the plot.
Afterwards, as soon as they returned to the store, the male protagonist Kitahara Iori was immediately carried to the drinking table.
[There is no useless experience in the world, just treat it as being fooled and give it a try]
Although they look rough in appearance, the seniors are like walking collections of famous quotes, always able to say things that are very thought-provoking.
If we ignore the fact that they are not wearing any clothes and that the key parts of their bodies are covered with black mosaics.
In response to this, the male protagonist of course decisively refused, living up to the audience's expectations in the slightest.
"I won't do it. I will never hang out with you guys!"
Then very quickly, everything changed on the screen, and when the heroine Chisa Furukawa returned to the store, she saw the hero, who had been drinking and playing baseball and had taken off all his clothes except for his underwear.
Oh my goodness, it smells so good!
"No matter how many people come, my underwear is..."
"Ah, Chisa, welcome back."
The male protagonist's speech and the cousin's voice welcoming her sister home were made almost at the same time. Time in the animation stopped for a moment, and time for the audience who were watching the animation also seemed to stop for a moment.
Saying such things in front of my childhood sweetheart while half-naked might mean that I will no longer be able to have a romantic college life full of the sour smell of love.
When the audience saw the heroine Chisa Furukawa with her head lowered, her orange-red bangs drooping on her forehead casting a shadow, and her face slightly tilted as she stared at the hero with a look as if she were staring at a scum, a trace of sadness flashed through their hearts.
Goodbye, the youth romance animation "Azure Blue".
At this point, it can only be a funny animation!
[Wow, this cold, bug-like look made me feel numb.]
[The male lead is breathing heavily, and he has completely become a kappa. His facial expressions are too funny. My fingers are twitching while I am typing.]
[Although it’s not my favorite peach anime, it’s surprisingly funny and I couldn’t stop laughing]
[The heroine's eyes are so cold and sassy, and she doesn't treat people as human beings. I love her so much, and I really want to be stepped on by her jade feet! What XP do you want to awaken? Go and awaken the soul of M! ]
"Wait, wait, wait, all of you commentators should be more normal. The hero was just deceived by his seniors and accidentally went astray. The heroine and her sister are still normal people. The animation is still about the daily life of serious youth love..."
It seems that he has an extraordinary obsession with youth romance animation. Even at this moment, Kota Totani still refuses to admit that he was deceived by Sato Yu.
Apart from the seniors in the club, the male protagonist and the childhood sweethearts are all normal people. How can we deny the essence of the romance show "Azure Blue" and treat it as a sick comedy!
This is so abrupt, so arbitrary, so...
The next thing we see is the heroine, Chisa Furutegawa, throwing the clothes that the hero had touched to her sister with disgust. Her sister then covers her face with the clothes and inhales them like they were treasures, with an infatuated look on her face.
Normal person -1
The voice stopped abruptly, and the furious Totani Kouta slammed the table directly, narrowly avoiding falling backwards again.
"BYD! There isn't a single normal person in the whole movie, right?"
Volume 94: Chapter Chapter . Fabricating Souls
[Purely funny, identification completed! ]
【Beware of new types of online fraud】
[It’s selling dog meat under the guise of mutton, but this dog meat is much more delicious than mutton! ]
I clicked in to watch a sweet youth romance anime to relax my body and mind during my free time late on Saturday night, but after seven or eight minutes in, what I thought was a fresh and simple love routine has turned into a terrifying search for a normal person.
I have to say that Sato Yu's fraud this time was too ruthless. He used PV and publicity to lure people in and kill them. What's more terrifying is that he deceived tens of thousands of people at one time.
However, after the scam, the nature of comedy has been clearly revealed. There are so many obscene jokes and drinking scenes right in front of us, and young love does not exist at all, but everyone is completely reluctant to leave.
When the show started, the number of people in [Anime Bastard Kota]'s live broadcast room was over 13,000. But now, since he lost control of his emotions and jumped backwards, the number of people in the live broadcast room has exceeded 20,000, which is the highest peak number since he started the show.
The live broadcast room is the largest and most chaotic bus station on the website, with people always coming in and out.
But unlike most other anime, during the live broadcast of the first episode of "Azure Blue", there was almost no case of viewers dropping out midway, so the number of viewers continued to accumulate until the current grand occasion.
after all......
"So funny!"
A loud, rough breath came out of his nostrils, and Totani Kota let out a long roar towards the sky.
He wanted to start a youthful love story at his uncle's boarding house, but he was rejected by his younger sister on the first day. He was also disheartened to find out that his older sister was a perverted sister-con.
He placed his hopes on the campus, and when he was persuaded to drink, he asked his seniors to help call him so that he would not miss the opening ceremony. As a result, the next day he woke up in the campus lecture square, with only a pair of underwear on his body, and was photographed crazily.
At this point, the romantic youth of entering college came to an end on the first day of school, leaving only gray.
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