The system came a hundred years earlier, I kicked Beihai Kindergarten

The system came a hundred years earlier, I kicked Beihai Kindergarten

Author: Eight-star Major General

Summary:

[The host successfully defeated and humiliated the Northern God of War Wei Qianluo, and obtained the magical power "Thunder Fire Sword"]

Looking at the malnourished little maid in front of him, Shen Lang:?

[The host successfully defeated the Northern Shura in his prime, and beat him to the point where he called him daddy, and obtained 1 spirit stones]

Looking at the eight-year-old child who called himself his godfather, Shen Lang said:? ?

[Before whipping the corpse, the Heavenly Realm master Zhao Qingyang, Morality value -1]

Looking at Zhao Qingyang who could kill ten thousand of his own, Shen Lang said: ???

No, you're telling me that he, a big living person, died? He beat me up, and if I hit him back, would that count as whipping his corpse?

Shen Lang traveled through time and space. He had a system, but something seemed to have gone wrong with the system. It had arrived a hundred years earlier!

The future strongest men haven't grown up yet. Isn't this giving me the opportunity to kick the Beihai kindergarten?

War God of the North

Chapter 1 The system came a hundred years too early

[Congratulations to the host for advancing to the Heaven Realm]

[System binding...]

【Binding completed】

[The catastrophe of heaven and earth will come in one year. At that time, evil demons from foreign lands will invade. No matter whether they are powerful monks or ordinary people, they will not be able to escape the fate of being possessed by evil demons.]

[Even if the host is a master of the Heaven Realm, he cannot escape the fate of defeat]

[Whether it is to protect yourself or to protect the world, you need strong power! ]

[Completing system tasks is a shortcut to gaining power]

[The Northern God of War Wei Qianluo once called you into a room and whipped you when you were weak, and imprisoned you for three years]

[Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don’t bully young people into poverty! 】

[You are now at the same level as her, and you already have the ability to defeat her.]

[Mission: Please defeat the Northern God of War Wei Qianluo, and humiliate her severely after defeating her]

Here is also a photo.

The woman in the photo is tall, very good-looking, with delicate features, a rosy mouth, and a high nose that highlights the three-dimensionality of her facial features. Looking at her figure, you can definitely not see her feet if you lower your head.

Her long hair was tied into a ponytail that reached her waist, she carried a sword on her waist, and wore a green dress. She looked heroic, like a majestic female god of war.

[Quest Reward: Divine Power "Thunder and Fire Sword"]

"Ah? The Northern God of War who defeated the Heaven Realm?" Shen Lang looked at the system panel and pointed at himself in confusion: "Me?"

No, I am just a cultivator in the Leaping Mortal Realm, how come I have reached the Heavenly Human Realm?

Is this system sick? I'm just a little Karami, and you want me to go and cause trouble for the Northern War God who is in the Heaven Realm?

Wait, she imprisoned me for three years?

It's only been a year since I came here. Where can she imprison me?

Also, what is the catastrophe of heaven and earth?

The evil demon is parasitic and taking over someone's body. Is it a parasitic beast?

For a moment, Shen Lang was confused by this system.

Looking at the introduction on the system, Shen Lang had a feeling...it was bound to the wrong person.

"System, are you sure it's me you want to bind?"

[Host Shen Lang, confirmed]

"What realm am I in now?"

【Heavenly Realm】

Shen Lang: ???

There must be a bug in this broken system!

"No, I have to sort it out..."

Shen Lang put down the shredded pork noodles in his hand.

"First of all, I traveled through time half a year ago."

"This is a world with monks, and the worldview is ancient."

“There was no system back then.”

"I sold my strange clothes and made a little money. Then I went to a sect to become their disciple. They refused to accept me and said that my aptitude was only at the Zhoutian realm. Then my master accepted me..."

"After I became his disciple, I lived the life of a graduate student where all the time and money I earned belonged to my mentor. In three months, I cultivated to the lowest level of the Leaping Ordinary Realm."

"My master and I entered the Zhenbei Palace together. I was in charge of ironwork, and she was in charge of refining equipment."

"Now, the system came and told me that the evil demons would invade in a year, and also told me that I had reached the heavenly realm, and asked me to beat up the Northland God of War..."

"Yuefan, Shenhai, Zhoutian, Xiaoyao, Shenyou, Shenxuan, Tianren..."

"Fuck, there are six realms between us!"

"System, are you sure you didn't bind the wrong person?"

[Confirmed, host Shen Lang, current cultivation level is Heavenly Man Realm]

Shen Lang suddenly had a bad feeling: "What year is it now?"

【Western calendar year 4399】

Shen Lang: ???

"Shit, it's the 4299th year of the Zhou calendar!"

Shen Lang felt a strong sense of disharmony when the system first came.

Now, he finally knows what the problem is!

[It is now the year 4399 in the weekly calendar]

Shen Lang said, I have been in this world for a year, how could I not know what year it is?

"Your broken system should have come a hundred years earlier!" Shen Lang was a little mad: "How big of a bug is this?"

In other words, the so-called evil invasion will happen 101 years later, not next year!

Is this system useful to me?

How can I complete this system task? Wait a hundred years!

The only consolation was that Shen Lang did not expect that he could live for more than three years. With this poor aptitude, he could actually break through to the Heavenly Man Realm after a hundred years.

Shen Lang was a little puzzled. What kind of adventure would it take for me to break through to the Heavenly Man Realm...

According to what the system says, I won’t have a system before I reach the Heavenly Man Realm.

boom!

At this moment, the door of Shen Lang's room was kicked open.

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

The sound of heavy drinking could be heard not far behind Shen Lang.

"My dear disciple, where is the money I earned from forging iron this week, hiccup..."

The voice was a pleasant female voice, and sounded a little drunk.

Shen Lang was too familiar with this voice. No matter how nice it sounded, Shen Lang was not moved at all...

Snapped!

Shen Lang casually put the money on the table.

"Hehe, my disciple is awesome."

The woman sat next to Shen Lang, snatched the shredded pork noodles that Shen Lang had not finished, and started to eat it.

"Well, you still smell better down there. Others don't have that smell..."

She had a high-class goddess face, wore a black dress, and had her hair tied up casually.

Even without makeup, you can still be the most beautiful among all the ladies.

But... her posture is a bit indecent.

She had one foot on the bench and one on the ground, shaking her leg.

Holding the noodle bowl in one hand and chopsticks in the other, he shoveled noodles into his mouth frantically.

Gulu, Gulu...

Soon, she even finished the soup.

boom.

She put the bowl on the table and wiped her mouth with her sleeve.

Shen Lang strongly suspected that she wore black clothes because black is stain-resistant.

"Hey, why are you so worried?" The woman saw Shen Lang in a daze and waved her hand in front of him.

"Master, if someone owes you a thousand spirit stones..."

"What?" The woman rolled up her sleeves. "Who dares to owe me money? I, Mo Yi, have never suffered such injustice!"

"For example, for example..."

Shen Lang said that his master was a money-loving person.

When Mo Yi first became Shen Lang's apprentice, he did some calculations for Shen Lang.

It costs one hundred spirit stones to train Shen Lang to the level of a mortal. After that, her guidance fee is ten spirit stones per month, and the resources used for cultivation are ten spirit stones per month. All this money is considered as owed by Shen Lang, and the interest is one spirit stone per month.

Shen Lang’s current monthly income is four spirit stones, and when he reaches the Divine Sea Realm it will be ten spirit stones.

In other words, Shen Lang would have to work in the Zhoutian Realm for at least a long time before he could pay off his debts.

After listening to Mo Yi's suggestion, Shen Lang immediately agreed with her.

Shen Lang was too familiar with this pattern.

Isn't this just paying tuition for going to school?

If you don’t have money, you can take out a loan to go to school, and then slowly repay the loan after you get a job until it’s paid off.

"Oh...then you go ahead and hit me."

"Forget it, let me change the analogy." Shen Lang saw that Mo Yi seemed to be entangled, and couldn't help but say helplessly: "A great man calculated with his fingers and said that you will be imprisoned by a man in a long time. You can't resist that man, and you can only take revenge after a hundred years. What should you do?"

"Ouch..." Mo Yi pushed Shen Lang and said shyly, "You are trying to bully me... You are really ambitious! When do you plan to surpass me and imprison me? Don't worry, as long as you can beat me, I will never cause trouble for you afterwards."

"Don't be so flirty." Shen Lang put his hands on the table, put his chin on it, and said blankly: "I'm serious."

"Seriously…do I know who that person is?"

"know."

"You said he would imprison me after a long time..." Mo Yi made a hand-knife-slicing gesture: "Then he may not be able to beat me now, right? Why not just kill him before he grows up?"

Chapter 2: Are you going to be laid off?