Great, I'm surrounded by villains.

The cry of "senior" was heartbreaking, as if she wanted to express all the grievances in her heart. If an unknown passerby heard it, they would probably think that this young girl in a cartoon cat sweatshirt had suffered a great misfortune in her life. But Duan Mingyuan, an insider, knew that she was just resting at home for a day after resigning.

Jiu Yue was frightened by Tang Qianqian's momentum. Her hands, which were tripped by the crispy chicken legs, became free at this moment. She held the part close to her claws and pointed the gnawed bones at Tang Qianqian as a weapon.

No wonder some people call this type of chicken legs pistol legs.

"I advise you not to make any moves. If you have anything to say, just stand over there and say it."

The little fox had ferocious eyes and bared its teeth, looking like it was guarding its food.

Although Tang Qianqian is still a few steps away from Mr. Mingyuan, it does not mean that this pitiful woman will not quickly approach them, and then, just like in the TV dramas, throw herself into Mr. Mingyuan's arms with tears and snot.

Humph, you must be pretending to be pitiful.

As a master at playing dumb, Jiu Yue's identification ability is also outstanding.

"Huh? Why is your companion demon in human form?"

Tang Qianqian's long-prepared attack of pretending to be pitiful was interrupted. She curiously took a step to the left. Following behind her was an unusually large tabby cat, which was even larger than the one in the photo taken in September.

He lowered his head and looked at it for a while, then asked the cat a soul-searching question, "Can you change?"

"No, I am different from her. She was transformed when she was born..."

The tabby cat looked up at Jiuyue and said, "Jiuyue, I haven't seen you for a few days. Why are you so emotional?"

The companion monster course includes courses on emotional management.

Jiu Yue didn't listen and angrily warned the other party, "Li Hua, take care of your partner."

"So you are the Miss September that Lihua mentioned."

Tang Qianqian suddenly realized, "But you can rest assured, I, Tang Qianqian, am an unwavering warrior of pure love."

To show her sincerity, she sat directly at the next table and waved to the tabby cat, and the cat demon nimbly jumped onto her knees.

She admitted that she did have some strange feelings towards Duan Mingyuan, but that was out of respect for her old father.

Jiu Yue still did not let down her guard, "What is your relationship with Mr. Ming Yuan?"

"What's the relationship? When I went to Corey for internship, it was Senior who took me under his wing. If I had to describe it... well, Senior raised me with all his might."

From a rookie in the workplace who had just graduated from school, she gradually understood the rules and dangers of the workplace.

Being surrounded by seniors, one can feel at ease, even if the current job means facing extremely vicious evil spirits.

Compared to Tang Qianqian who was extremely excited after seeing Duan Mingyuan, Duan Mingyuan also became restless.

His feelings for this junior can be summed up in one sentence...

Tang Qianqian, you fucking bastard!

Unfortunately, it is not convenient to curse at people in the workplace. Duan Mingyuan was unable to say these words in his heart until the day Tang Qianqian resigned.

He felt that it was no exaggeration to describe this girl as a workplace nightmare.

Tang Qianqian possesses the bad qualities of "not concentrating on work", "liking to slack off", "learning slowly", and "liking to chat with people during work". In the game, she has four negative attributes at the same time.

But Tang Qianqian’s horror goes far beyond this.

Duan Mingyuan will never forget that afternoon when he forwarded the chat records in the group to Tang Qianqian and asked her to print out the report and send it to the section chief's office. Then the girl directly printed out the Shiba Inu emoticon package in the chat records.

For this reason, the section chief called him and Tang Qianqian into the office, pointed at the grinning cartoon Shiba Inu on the last page, and asked them what the hell it was.

Tang Qianqian's performance was as stable as ever.

The number displayed on the energy meter is "1", which means it is not as good as Oe.

Everything seemed to have returned to the beginning. The section chief brought a clear-eyed intern to him and told him, "This is Xiao Tang, take care of him."

Duan Mingyuan held his forehead with his hand, and everything in front of him was dark.

But Tang Qianqian was not ashamed but proud of it. She exaggeratedly told Jiuyue every detail of her work with her predecessors in the workplace, which naturally included the glorious moment when she printed out the cartoon Shiba Inu emoticon package into the report and sent it to the section chief's office.

Jiu Yue listened very carefully, but felt mixed emotions.

On the one hand, Tang Qianqian's vivid description gradually made her let down her guard, but on the other hand, she found that Tang Qianqian was definitely a harmful guy and could be regarded as a typical example of a workplace scourge.

Tang Qianqian, you fucking bastard!

The above is September’s listening experience.

Father as a mountain!

She finally understood why Tang Qianqian said that she was raised by Mr. Mingyuan with great difficulty.

If it weren't for this fatherly love as heavy as a mountain, this guy would have been beaten to death several times.

Then, Tang Qianqian proudly talked about the reason why she resigned. "I decided to quit my job because Lihua told me that I didn't have to work in the office, and I had a lot of free time. When I wasn't busy, I could even take a month's paid vacation. My biggest dream in life is to find a place to eat and wait for death. My hobby is to lie at home."

This relaxed working atmosphere is undoubtedly her most dream job.

"I never thought that you would switch to this, Senior."

At this point, Tang Qianqian thought of her initial worries. "What do you think? Could it be that we have been fooled? Lihua said before that we apply for a monthly quota of 5000 Bei, but the amount it applied to the contact person a few days ago has fallen into oblivion..."

This made her think of those classic scenes.

The company went bankrupt and the boss ran away with his sister-in-law, or maybe this was just a pie in the sky from the beginning that the company had painted to lure new people in.

"It's not as bad as you think. The contact person didn't run away."

Duan Mingyuan calmed down and explained to Comrade Dajiang, "The reason why he didn't have time to reply to you was because he was killed by someone."

The heart values ​​of both characters are over 500. The first small theater will be unlocked after the second update~

Thanks to book friend 20200116202708721 for the 5000 starting coins!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 24: Believe in Big Data and Statistics

"Senior, are you saying that the members of Yunlong City are being targeted by a monster called Night Disaster? We may encounter disasters at any time?"

Tang Qianqian summarized the shocking news she had just heard. Before today, two members of the organization had been killed.

With evil spirits in front and Universal Corporation lurking behind, it seems that the world has gone out of control overnight.

A day ago, she was an unemployed vagrant who had just completed the resignation procedures and planned to live on the 5000-bei allowance for the rest of her life and play with cats at home every day.

"I just have one question."

Tang Qianqian narrowed her eyes, "Is it too late to quit now?"

"I'm afraid it's too late."

Without waiting for Duan Mingyuan to answer, Lihua replied, "If Mr. Dajiang was really killed by Ye Huo once, then our identity information might have been exposed long ago."

"Save me, Senior!"

Tang Qianqian said the sentence she said most often in the workplace. In her opinion, seniors are omnipotent. Even if she messed up the report, seniors would always find a way to turn the tide and save her from the dire situation.

There is a saying circulating privately in the department that my grandmother and Duan Mingyuan can both achieve performance targets when assigned to a project.

Lihua's reaction was different. It looked Duan Mingyuan up and down, and finally asked the question it had wanted to ask from the beginning, "What about you? Aren't you afraid that Ye Huo will come to your door?"

"That's what I wish for."

The appearance of Tang Qianqian evoked Duan Mingyuan's painful memories. It was much easier to face the night disaster than to rack his brains every day to figure out how to help these colleagues with only 1 energy escape the baptism of disaster.

Hearing this, Jiu Yue, who was still chewing the bone, suddenly raised her head and glanced at him meaningfully.

Duan Mingyuan is considering longer-term issues.

There are limits to one's own power.

Whether it is a work group, department or company, if you want to grow and develop, you must establish a good atmosphere of cooperation. This is just like when a newcomer becomes an old employee after a few years of employment, and then the baton of leading a new batch of interns will be passed to them. Although Tang Qianqian is now a weakling with only 1 energy, in a few years, she will accumulate enough experience and become a veteran who can stand on her own.

By then, she would be the one sitting at the outdoor dining table to educate newcomers in the industry.

As for another young classmate who is still in high school, the purpose of Duan Mingyuan's trip is to teach him some self-protection measures, and then use vivid examples around him to warn him to study hard, otherwise he will go astray in the future and become an unemployed vagrant like him and Tang Qianqian.

Being able to study in the No. 1 Middle School in the city shows that this little student has a bright future.

"So, Senior, you have already thought of a plan?"

He is truly worthy of being a senior. He is still so reliable even after changing careers.

"The fact that you are still alive and kicking proves that Night Fear's ability cannot ignore time and space and be activated at will."

Otherwise, there would be no need for him to make an appointment with Tang Qianqian, as the girl would have already died in some bizarre way at home.

According to the information currently available, abilities are born from desires and obsessions, but they are not something that can expand infinitely. Even in the wildest dreams, the human subconscious mind will restrain and limit itself to a certain extent, which means that the triggering of abilities often requires certain conditions to be met.

The more powerful the ability, the more stringent the conditions to be achieved.

Of course, these are not the issues that Tang Qianqian needs to consider now.

The first thing she needed to learn was how to deal with evil spirits at the level of "Intern", or in the worst case, survive them.

Dajiang mentioned that all the members who tracked down the Night Disaster died, including himself. He was also pierced through the head by a steel nail during the investigation of the Night Disaster.

"As long as you don't go after Nightbane, its power won't affect you for now. But I have another reason for calling you here today."

"Other reasons?"

"As you can see, there are a lot of evil spirits in Yunlong City. Since you have entered this line of work, you should at least know how to deal with them."

"understood."

Tang Qianqian subconsciously sat up straight with her hands across her chest. According to the most common routine, the next thing that should appear is the classification of the levels of evil spirits. A reliable senior will hand her a "heavenly level" practice method. Next, she will continue to fight against the evil spirits, practice step by step to the peak, and finally touch the source that gave birth to the evil spirits.

During this time, she will fully understand the true meaning of friendship and bonds.

Then, she will definitely be the Shaman King!

Well, this is the most common story in orthodox and passionate works.

Tang Qianqian likes this kind of work very much, but she never puts herself in the shoes of the protagonist. What she really likes is the feeling of lying down and killing time.

The kingly and passionate protagonist runs counter to her philosophy of life.

"Senior, is there a training method that can make you stronger just by lying down?"

"No."

Duan Mingyuan said that he wished he had a set of practice methods suitable for everyone to become stronger, just like the test questions in "Five-Year Exam and Three-Year Simulation". As long as you do the questions seriously, your grades will improve.

He also never believed in the vague spiritual theories of friendship and bondage. He advocated conclusions with scientific spirit.

Thinking of this, he took out his notebook under the expectant gaze of Tang Qianqian and Lihua.

"This is the conclusion I have drawn from my past experience. It is the most basic big data analysis."

"……what?"

Tang Qianqian and Lihua said in unison.

What about the heavenly level skills?

What about Shaman King?

"Of the known evil spirits, less than 9% appear during the day, and of that 9%, only one case has occurred in which an evil spirit suddenly attacked and injured someone in public."

The only case was the one who sneaked into their company yesterday and took control of the section chief.

This particular case has now been properly handled.

"Evil spirits don't like crowded places. If you have to go out at night, it's best to bring three or more people with you. As long as you do this, you will avoid more than 90% of the possibility of being killed by evil spirits."

This is the conclusion Duan Mingyuan came to after years of hard work in the workplace.

The proposed plan must be simple, easy to understand and easy to implement. As long as it is simple enough that even a fool can understand it, there is no reason why it will not succeed.

He felt that this fool-proof package compiled through big data was very suitable for Tang Qianqian, whose energy currently only amounted to 1.

"But in rare cases, you may be targeted by some evil spirits with independent thinking. Although they will not attack you in public, they will follow you all the way until you are alone."

Duan Mingyuan paused and said, "You can think of them as interns who are about to finish their internship and want to make some achievements to become regular employees. Once they find an opportunity to be alone, you will become their achievement. We are focusing on discussing this situation next."

He felt that in this situation, Tang Qianqian, whose energy was only 1, was the best subject for observation.

Duan Mingyuan turned to a blank page and wrote the name Tang Qianqian on it:

Tang Qianqian, intern (energy 1-?).

Her contribution to modern life energy science is probably even more outstanding than that of Mr. Lu San. In this wilderness without established rules and any industry training, Tang Qianqian is like a lighthouse. Her existence will illuminate a path for future generations.