"Name?"

"Lynn."

"What culture?"

“Undergraduate!!!”

"What's your occupation?"

"The Joyful Envoy!"

"???"

After a brief interrogation, Lin En, as the wicked criminal who attacked the Great Guardian, was directly pushed to the deepest part of the prison.

With a clang, the cold iron door closed tightly. Lin En paced in the cell with great dignity, feeling the atmosphere which was completely different from the outside world.

The dim light, the damp environment, the dull smell of decay, it felt like Rat had returned to his sewer.

I'm finally home!

"Tsk, this crappy mission actually requires me to stay in prison for a few hours. I thought I could keep escaping and going back to prison to get rewards by using the bug card."

Sitting on the cold iron bed, Lin En crossed his legs and began to seek enlightenment in Longchang. As expected, he gained nothing except wasting a lot of time. It seemed that meditation and cultivation did not work for him.

Being extremely bored, he decided to have some fun.

"Aha, are you there?"

[No, this is the automatic reply of the pleasure system. If you want to revive the prisoner, please press 1. If you want to eat the little pudding, please press 2.]

The cold words appeared in the void, but Lin En didn't believe them.

After all, Aha has been just like the members in the Q group in the previous life for so many years. You think he is not there, but as soon as you mention him, he will immediately jump out and send an emoticon pack of Ai Li saying "Don't think I'm not there, I'm always here" or "Any time, any place, super Ai Li, committing crimes against the wind".

Looking at the so-called automatic reply jumping in front of him, Lin En raised his eyebrows and changed his words:

"There's fun to be had, come quickly."

"Come on, come on!"

Before Lin En finished speaking, the white-haired little girl appeared out of thin air and landed in front of him. She turned her head and looked around.

"Where is the fun? Group of Aha, come and see the fun as soon as possible!"

"Don't worry, Lezi just arrived, right?"

Chuckling, Lin En stretched out his right hand and grabbed the white-haired loli who was supposed to be illusory. Aha's body also turned from an illusion into a solid entity and appeared completely in the real world.

"Let me go! How dare you commit treason!"

The white-haired Loli who was grabbed by Lin En and lifted up by the collar started to yell in dissatisfaction, and started punching and kicking Lin En.

It was a pity that with her small arms and legs, she couldn't even touch herself if Lynn stretched out his arms, and she looked helpless and furious.

Lin En was also a little surprised that he actually caught Aha. He originally thought that this illusion killing would have no effect on Aha.

After all, this Fantasy Killer is just a tool of the Pleasure System. It is not certain whether it can affect the real Commander, let alone Aha, unless...

"Isn't this your real body?"

"of course not."

Ah Ha, who had given up struggling, was held in Lin En's hand like a salted fish. His little feet couldn't even reach the ground and could only dangle in the air, looking extremely cute.

"Aha is now busy looking for the fun of that idiot [Cun Hu]. You can understand what is left here as... well, probably the system girl? The kind of thing that was very popular in the novels you read in your previous life."

"Amber King? Isn't he just a construction dog who only knows how to build walls? What fun can you find in him?"

"Hehe, that's because your purity is too low~"

Even in this weak position, Ah Ha's smile remained unchanged. He opened his little hands and described to Lin En:

"Just like Lan and Pharmacist are a perfect match made in heaven, Clipper and Obolos are a pair of happy enemies who have been entangled for countless thousands of years. They are also super cute!

The silly civil engineer dog and the gluttonous girl who ran away from home because of a quarrel, they finally met!

I have to find a way to drill a few holes in the wall of Creeper, then run out to find Obolos and say to him, "Taijun, this way please."

Help the Greedy Star God bypass the Amber Wall... If Aha really does it, it won't be a matter of how many people die. By then, the losses will have to be calculated based on galaxies.

"Knocking on everything will only hurt you!"

In response to Lin En's complaints, Ah Ha proudly puffed out his nonexistent chest.

"Eating anything will only make me full!"

Lin En originally thought that Aha was just the leader of the evil cult CP of Lan and Pharmacist, but now it seems that he still underestimated this Lord of Pleasure.

"Good fellow, so as long as the Star Gods have opposing fates, you can pair them up with them, then what about you and Xuwu?

Black-bellied lolita x three-no girl? There's also Nanook, are you guys having a love triangle here?"

When the word "nothingness" was mentioned, Ah Ha, who had been full of energy before, looked discouraged, and even his little head drooped down:

"Nothingness is not even the Three Nothings. He died that day because he felt tired from breathing... It's still unlikely. After all, even the thought of death is very tiring for him.

Last time, some idiots who believed in Nanook wanted to assassinate the Void. I thought it was fun and helped them, but the Void didn't even react. It was really boring."

After swinging Ah Ha for a bit, Lin En gently placed her on his bed, and looked at this white-haired Lolita who was sitting cross-legged with a "well-behaved and cute" look with great interest.

"Speaking of which, since the blessing that the pharmacist left on me has been triggered once, I should be considered to have died once. Why do you look like this?

Could it be that..."

The corners of Lin En's mouth couldn't help but rise, and he pinched the girl's soft and tender little face with his right hand.

"Could it be that you are really a virgin?"

"I, I can't do that!"

In the dim dungeon, the little girl was incredibly fair and tender, her perfect body seemed to be emitting starlight. She shouted anxiously, a barely noticeable blush appearing on her little face.

It is truly an impeccable and perfect existence, so perfect that it seems to have reached the extreme that humans can imagine.

Even if [Pure Beauty] reappeared, it wouldn't be much better than the gorgeous white-haired girl in front of him, right?

This thought occurred to Lin En involuntarily.

He leaned down slightly towards Ah Ha, who was curled up at the head of the bed. His slightly hot breath hit the girl's delicate neck skin, and he whispered softly as if rubbing her ears:

"Ahaha, it's ok to fool your buddies about this kind of thing, but don't fool yourself."

Ahana's expression, which was originally between shyness and anger, suddenly froze, but the next second his true colors were revealed, and he laughed loudly without disguising himself:

"Haha... My Lin Enen, you are as interesting as ever~"

The girl's laughter was loud and contagious, and Lynn couldn't help but laugh along with her. Then, without warning, she stretched out her sinful little hand towards Aha's chest, causing the former's laughter to stop abruptly.

"..."

"Why, it's just a shell to you anyway, do you really care?"

Lin En looked at Aha without any apology, and at the same time sighed in his heart that she was worthy of being a beautiful woman specially created by the Star God to deceive people. Both her appearance and feel were impeccable... although she was a little small, much smaller than Xiao Que'er, and was comparable to a 5-year-old tablet - if rounded off, it could be considered as nothing.

"You're relying on the fact that Aha's real body isn't around to bully a weak, cute and helpless little girl like me, right?"

Pretending to be sad and sobbing twice, Ah Ha angrily slapped Lin En's right hand away, and the influence of the phantom killing on this body faded away.

"I won't play with you anymore. Ahaha still has to go dig a hole in the amber wall."

Her body leaned back, gradually becoming illusory and melting into the air again.

There were noisy footsteps outside the cell. Aha gave a final reminder before disappearing:

"The mission has been settled for you in advance. Also, the jailer is here."

"Jade feet? Where are they? Black stockings or white stockings? I want to eat them!"

Lin En jumped up from the bed as if stimulated, and turned 360 degrees with his tongue swinging, looking for the jade feet that Ah Ha mentioned. He did not react until the jailers who had rushed over after hearing Ah Ha's penetrating laughter came into Lin En's sight.

"What's going on? Was there anyone else here just now?"

The leading jailer looked at Lin En with a bad expression.

Lin En ignored him and wanted to know what this so-called Aha's selected prop reward would be.

[Ding, the mission [Enlightenment in Dragon Field] is completed, and you get 1 lottery draw (limited card pool for the Twelve Talismans)]

Damn, the Twelve Talismans, what great stuff!

If he could get a dog talisman, he might be able to become an Immortal Lord directly. No, [Dragon] has already benefited from the position of Immortal Star God, so he might be able to become an Immortal Star God for two days.

The Rat Talisman is also a very good choice. I don’t know what effect it will have when used on the Black Tower’s puppets. When the time comes, I can secretly run to the Gray-Black Tower Space Station to revive all the puppets, and then form a Black Tower Rebellion to capture the Black Tower itself and use it as a Star Fury!

If you get the horse charm, you can directly become the envoy of the Order of Plenty. If you can cure the evil spirit, Lin En can go back directly. Mother Hua said, "Hey, Mother Hua, can I sit on the position of marshal for two days?"

The yin-yang balance of the tiger talisman perfectly fits the balanced destiny, the dragon may just be related to destruction... As for the others, Lin En couldn't think of too many at the moment, but the twelve talismans are basically god-level props, so just don't draw the worst one.

A huge stone statue of a coiled dragon emerged from the void. The stone statue was dark yellow in color, with red dragon eyes. There were twelve indentations on its twisted body, each of which was inlaid with talismans engraved with different animals, and they lit up one by one as if they were breathing.

"Don't move!"

The sudden appearance of the strange stone statue made the jailers instantly nervous. At this moment, a talisman fell off the stone statue of the dragon and fell into Lin En's hand at the moment the statue disappeared.

And there is a green snake carved on it.

[Item: Snake Talisman

One of the twelve talismans, it was originally the magic power in the body of the fire demon "Holy Lord", which can make the holder hide his figure, restrain his breath, and hide in the void.

(Affected by [Fantasy Killer], currently unavailable)]

"Although they are not the best dogs and mice, they are better than sheep. At least they can be used as a peeping weapon."

With a twitching mouth, Lin En put away the snake talisman, then looked up at the jailers outside who were facing a formidable enemy, and revealed a very kind smile.

"Don't be so nervous. I'm just an ordinary, unarmed man with weak strength and speed."

Now that the reward has been received, there is no point in staying in prison any longer. Lin En still has to raid Cocolia before [Fantasy Breaker] expires and teach this bad woman a lesson with his flame spear.

?? ?? ?? The tip of the gun has been ignited?? ?? ?? Flame gun—— ???? ?? ?? ?? ?? Charge!

An iron door and a few ordinary people who are not even considered as Destiny Walkers. This level of prison cannot control him.

It is the same even if the power is blocked by Phantom Kill.

"Hey, don't get close to the iron gate, or I'll start robbing you."

Ignoring the jailer's warning, Lin En clenched his right fist, pulled his shoulders back, lowered his wrists, and pushed off the ground quickly with his feet.

[Inch power, landslide! ]

A powerful force burst out in an instant, and the heavy iron gate with railings visibly bent, and then fell down, pressing the two jailers directly underneath.

Lin En stepped on the collapsed iron gate and walked out of his Dragon Field. He rubbed his sore fists and smiled as he looked at the two jailers who were pinned down by the iron gate and could not move.

“Inch Heart Fist, boy.

Martial arts, isn’t it amazing? "

Just like the girl Su Shang who was forced to learn martial arts every day since she was young, Lin En’s situation as a child was certainly not much better.

As the saying goes, behind every successful child is a strict mother, but Lin En feels that Hua's mother may have violated the Geneva Convention when raising him.

There is nothing you can do about the lack of milk and hunger. After all, you can't expect anything from a homozygous allograft with 5w < 8. But when it comes to martial arts training, there is really no mercy.

It was a bit hard, but the effect was really good. I finally learned some skills from Hua, which were at least enough for self-defense. Otherwise, Hua would not have let him go out to play by himself.

Shaking his head, Lin En put aside the tragic memories of his childhood when he was hungry and cold, and hurried towards the dungeon exit.

Unless they were Fatewalkers with some abilities like Jeppard and Yaya, ordinary Iron Guards were not good enough for him, especially since the weapons of the Iron Guards were too lame in his opinion.

What era is it now? Are you still using traditional flintlock rifles?

Although the weapons of Xianzhou look like cold weapons such as bows and arrows, swords and knives, they actually have a very high technological content.

The Guan Gong broadsword of the Cloud Cavalry Army is actually a monomolecular weapon. The sword is a floating cannon with a built-in high-tech system. The full name should be "Qi-operated floating attack unit". It can be used as an ordinary sword to chop people at close range, or it can pretend to be a sword-controlling magic to attack from a distance. If it is really anxious, it can transform into the Ashina Sword Saint on the spot and let the flying sword directly become a floating cannon to fire.

Also, the bows of Xianzhou are rarely equipped with arrows, because they are all energy weapons. Once the string is pulled, a miniature energy missile with automatic aiming and tracking will be generated. The reason why they look like cold weapons is just because the people of Xianzhou are more nostalgic and pursue a sense of ritual.

Lin En used AAA-B-, AAAA-BB- all the way, relying on the Inch Heart Fist to cause chaos in the prison of Beloberg, and successfully escaped before the Iron Guards arrived, and sneaked into his destination perfectly.

"Night attack on the pretty widow... No, Cocolia is not married yet, so she can't be considered a widow."

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