Qingque shook her head and proudly puffed out her almost nonexistent chest.
"The book 'The Energetic Arlong Maid' you gave me last time was confiscated by Master Taibu when I was only halfway through reading it, so I need to buy two more copies quickly.
"Master Taibu is really a jerk. He doesn't allow people to read idle books or check the fortune while at work. Do you want to let people live?"
.................
Sanyu Bookstore is one of the best bookstores in Luofu. It not only has a rich variety of books, but the little store manager is also very cute.
"Hey, little shop manager, here I come again~"
It was rare to see a girl shorter than himself, so Qingque seemed quite happy.
The little book boy Yinshu, who was only half a head taller than the counter, raised his head and looked at the old customer, saying calmly:
“I’m just a little boy reading books, I can’t be called a store manager.
The new books are right there. Customers pay, take down the [bookmark] they are interested in, and bring it close to the jade sign to download and read it. "
As the best bookstore in Luofu, in addition to Luofu's local books, Sanyu Bookstore also includes many foreign books. It can be said that the collection of books is rich, with everything you should have, and there are also many things you shouldn't have.
For example, the row of books in front of Lin En now, just looking at the titles highlights the chaos, such as "The Wild Boar Princess", "A Certain Magical Index", "The Book of the Dead", "Please, My Fox Fairy Palace Master", "The Tragic Shura Battle between My Childhood Sweetheart Melina and Miss Lani from Heaven", etc.
However, these were not what Lin En was looking for today. Instead, he and Qingque picked out some books to use for slacking off at work tomorrow.
"Listen to the advertising slogans of these books. I think they are quite amusing."
Lin En picked up a few books and shared them with Qingque:
"I found emergency food while wandering in another world, and it started to make sounds the moment I ate it... This book is called "The Bizarre Adventures of the Traveler"? It sounds familiar."
"Interesting...what else?"
Seeing that Qingque was also interested, Lin En continued to flip through the pages:
"A low-class boy suffered from humiliation and humiliation. By chance, he got a jade pendant containing thousands of martial arts classics. His fellow disciples immediately bowed down to him...
I was wandering in another world and found a broken pot, which contained thousands of acres of spiritual fields and thousands of houses. Let's see how I break the monopoly and become a real estate tycoon...
Which one are you going to choose?"
Hearing the advertising slogans for the last two books, Qingque wrinkled his cute little nose and asked in confusion:
"Isn't it a fantasy novel? Are the things described in the last two books even a little bit fantasy? The tools on the fairy ship can do it!"
Hearing this, Lin En turned the two books over and looked at the back of them, then nodded seriously:
"You are indeed right, so the labels for the last two books are [Non-fiction]."
Chapter 19: The Love-Hate Relationship between Hunting and Abundance
After spending a long time browsing some books with Qingque in Sanyu Bookstore, the two of them strolled around Changletian for a while before going back to their respective homes.
After all, we are all adults and have to go to work tomorrow. We can't play too late... Although these two slackers who are late and leave early every day have no right to say that.
Just like that, ordinary office worker Lynn returned to the doorstep of his loyal home.
Standing at the door, Lin En did not go forward to open the door. Instead, he crossed his arms over his chest, leaned back slightly from the waist, made a somewhat strange posture, and said coldly:
"Killer Queen!"
A tall, thin pink figure flashed by and opened the door on behalf of Lin En.
Walking back home with DIO steps, Lin En felt particularly happy.
This is a stand-in, even Shi Dan is afraid of me!
Which man doesn't want to be a Stand user, and a cute big pink cat at that, even if it's time-limited?
[Stand-In: Killer Queen: The First Bomb (Three-Day Trial Version)
A humanoid stand that can turn objects touched by its hands into bombs, which will explode when the right thumb is pressed.
Because the limited-time option was too short, Lin En didn't have time to finish looking at the mission rewards. He originally thought it would be a complete Killer Queen stand, but in the end it turned out to be just a stand experience card (three days). I don't know where Aha learned this bad habit from.
[Slander, this is slander from a friendly competitor! ]
This time, an orange mask with an angry expression popped up.
[Ahaha would never lie to anyone. It was you who failed to complete the task. You only said one line, so the reward is naturally only a three-day experience card.]
"You mean I really grabbed Fu Xuan's white silk feet and rubbed them on my face?"
While controlling the Killer Queen with a pink cat head to help him get the fat otaku happy water from the refrigerator, Lin En complained.
He is not a real foot fetishist. Although Fu Xuan's little feet are indeed very cute, and rubbing them can get the real Killer Queen, but...
"Hey, it seems not, but no matter how you think about it, I'm the winner!"
Lynn felt regretful for missing out on two rewards.
[In fact, even if you really get it for free, Aha will only give you a seven-day trial card.
After all, the mission is to completely reproduce Kira Yoshikage's famous scenes. 】
Hearing this, Lin En also laughed and pushed Aha's mask aside in annoyance.
"That's enough, you just want to see me get beaten to death by Jo's car, right?"
Since this substitute can only last for three days, we have to make good use of it... No, we should make full use of it.
"Killer Queen!"
Thinking of this, Lin En summoned Killer Queen again.
This time, the mighty and handsome stand-in held a rag and a broom in his hands, and under Lynn's command, he cleaned the entire room like a cat maid.
"It just so happens that I haven't cleaned the house for a while, so this replacement came at the perfect time."
While Killer Queen was busy cleaning the room, Lynn took out a rather subtle and strange item that he had given to Hell (crossed out) by giving it to Aha.
This is a pair of glasses that looks very ordinary, and is basically no different from Lynn's X-ray glasses, but the effects are completely different.
[Wonderful Item: Hypnosis Glasses (Free Trial Version)
After equipping it, you can hypnotize the target by looking at them. The intensity of hypnosis depends on the target's mental strength and resistance to commands. It will be automatically destroyed after one use. 】
"Hypnotic glasses...Wolf's left hand, right?"
Lin En fiddled with his hypnotic glasses and complained:
"You are so awesome, can you come up with a world modulation mode for me?"
It was originally just a casual complaint, but to Lin En's surprise, the clown mask actually jumped out again.
[Of course you can, as long as you can complete a special task. ]
The smile on the mask is very bright.
[Special Mission: Regardless of the means, bring together [Hunting] Star God Lan and [Abundant] Star God Pharmacist to fall in love... Reward: World Modulation Mode (Range: 3000 light-year radius centered on the wearer)]
"Damn it, are you serious!"
Just as Aha said, although it is the Star God of Joy, as far as Lin En can see now, it has indeed never told a lie...at most it didn't tell the whole story or used the truth to mislead him.
Since Ah Ha has issued a system task this time, as long as I complete this task, I will indeed get the legendary "World Modulation Mode"
The only problem is...
"This mission is impossible to complete no matter how hard you try!"
Although Lin En has been complaining that [Hunter] and [Abundance] are a pair of enemies who love and hate each other, and that they are so easy to laugh at, in fact, it can be said that there is no love at all between these two guys.
The [Hunting] Star God Lan was a hero of the immortal boat in ancient times. He stepped forward to turn the tide and support the collapsing building several times when the immortal boat was in danger, saving the entire immortal boat fleet. Later, he shot down Jianmu and Qiongsang with a single arrow and ascended to the position of [Hunting] Star God.
[Hunting] The definition of destiny is revenge, cruelty, and hunting, and the one that the Patrol Star God Lan has been hunting is the Star God Pharmacist of Abundance. As a follower of the Hunting, Xianzhou follows the trail of Patrol Star God Lan and hunts down the abundant prey throughout the universe.
【Abundance】The definition of destiny is selflessness, altruism, and healing. The Abundance Star God Pharmacist is just like the running man in the universe. He leaves the hunting far behind and "saves people from danger" everywhere, spreading the gospel.
A brief description of the daily activities of these two star gods should be like this:
[Pharmacist: What is this? An existence that needs to be saved?
Bless you and save me.
Then continue to save other beings without stopping.
The hunters following behind were thinking: What is this? A planet cursed by the plague?
Shoot an arrow!
Then Zhen Ma continued to hunt Fengzao without stopping.]
As for the Xianzhou Alliance following the patrol, it is probably:
What is this? A planet that was exploded by Emperor Gong Siming?
Go see if you can pick something up.
The Hunting Star God killed the Fertility Star God all over the universe, and the aftermath destroyed countless planets and civilizations, highlighting the saying "he chased her and she fled, neither could catch up nor get rid of her."
Among the existing star gods, the most active ones are Patrol and Abundance. One is the top who will die if he doesn't attack, and the other is the bottom who will die if he resists. They are a match made in heaven. If "beating is love and scolding is affection", these two can go directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get their marriage certificate.
【Aha is happy to be the master of ceremonies at their wedding. 】
"Then we'll ask [Destruction] and [Tongxie] to be the best men and bridesmaids, and [Memory] to be the photographer, right?"
【Good suggestion! 】
Chapter 20: At least my mouth works
"My turn, draw a card!"
Yelling with full momentum, Lin En slammed the lottery button on the panel in front of him, ready to see what treasure he could get by agreeing to the Black Tower's invitation.
According to Aha's explanation, most of the things in the prize pool were actually imitated by him based on Lin's memory and the power of the star god. Only a very small number were directly stolen from the universe that he could observe and thrown to Lin.
But to be honest, Lin En doesn't really care about this. After all, as long as it is useful, it's fine, like the Undead Sword that Ah Ha made with his hands.
Since it looks like the Undying Slash and functions like the Undying Slash, then it is the Undying Slash.
Not to mention that its effect is actually better than the real Undead Slash. After all, the status gap between Sakura Dragon and [Abundance] is really too big. It is still a question whether the real Undead Slash has any effect on the undead creatures, and Lin En doesn't have a paper mannequin for the Undead Slash to use.
Lin En is now very easy to use the Immortal Slasher, but when driving it at full power it will burn some blood and shorten some lifespan. But we in the Immortal Boat can live for a thousand or eight hundred years easily, so burning blood for a year or two is not a big problem.
The reason why Lin En chooses to go home to draw cards every time is mainly because this joy system always has problems when drawing cards. It is normal to learn from Zhou Zhou and suddenly throw a handbag at you when drawing cards, like last time.
But today, Aha’s way of giving gifts is very unique.
After Lin En pressed the lottery button, nothing changed at the scene. Just when he thought that Aha was going to take his prize, a familiar roar came from outside the window.
"No way."
Lin En pushed open the window and jumped into the yard. The source of the noise also came into his sight.
I saw a huge square box falling rapidly from the sky. When it was less than ten meters from the ground, flames spurted out from the four corners of the top to slow down its falling speed. But even so, it still created a big hole in the yard and splashed a lot of gravel.
"Tsk, if this continues, I'm going to tear up the floorboards from Ryudo Temple and install them in my house."
Complaining somewhat helplessly, Lin En quickly walked to the box with a yellow cartoon rabbit (Houm) head painted on it, raised it and kicked it, and a dazzling purple light flashed from the supply box.
With a sound of mechanical operation, the supply box was finally fully opened, presenting the items sealed inside to Lynn.
"A needle syringe?"
Lynn felt a little confused.
This seems to be just an ordinary syringe, with transparent liquid medicine rippling slightly in it, as if waiting to be injected into the body of some unlucky person at any time.
"What is the potion in here? Blacklight virus? T virus? Or some kind of genetic medicine that can directly unlock the five-stage genetic lock for me?"
Amid Lynn's inquiries, the panel's explanation finally came out.
[Congratulations on obtaining: The therapeutic hormone injection lost by a certain revolver quack
Unfortunately, when you get this hormone injection, it very likely means that another quack revolver mistook his own revolver for a hormone pistol and pulled the trigger when treating his teammates. May all the living who have passed away rest in peace, Amen.
Effect: As long as you are not fatally injured by cold weapons, injecting this therapeutic hormone needle can restore 40% of your health. It can also be used when you are on the verge of death.
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